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Pool's Closed
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Alright, somebody just jacked off in the pool. Get out before somebody gets impregnated.
Pool's closed is a catchphrase, usually referring to the existence of AIDS in the pool. It is uttered frequently by the 13-year-old-boys when they "close pools" for health and safety reasons.
Why would 13-year-old-boys all across the basement risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown here.
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An IRL case
Another IRL case
A fictional case
A fictional case real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.
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In video games
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Further reading
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
- The Great IRL London Raid of July 2008 [2]
- Pool's Closed Poll Option Raid
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Operation Close The Pool
- Pool's Closed/ASCII
External Links
- Pool's Closed Site
- Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff
- Wikipedia is closed
- Pool closed due to AIDS!
- Pools Closed in TX | YT Mirror | RS Mirror
- Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite
- Pool Closed Discussion from SF lol
- New York Times Pools Closed
- McGay Hatch of the No Cussing Club's school. It has a pool. You know what to do.
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| Featured article February , 2009 | ||
| Preceded by So i herd u liek mudkip | Enjoy Your AIDS | Succeeded by An Hero |
| Featured Public Service Announcment - January 10 to April 14, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by Pop music | Pool's Closed for beached whale removal | Succeeded by Offended |







