Pareto's Principle

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At least 100 years ago, Italian Vilfredo Pareto built on economic statistics to propose the following principle: that 80% of lulz are generated by only 20% of the internet. This is known as Pareto's Principle. 2.6 Z score deviation from mean equals to 0.8 probability and 2.8/8 is 0.35 whereas it is supposed to be 0.20 according to the standard normal distribution. Pareto distribution has not proven to exist on a specific sample category, so it is totally imaginary. BUT WHATEVER, 80 and 20 look cooler, so use that.

By focusing your trolling efforts on the vital few rather than the trivial many, your drama revenues will increase. Don't just troll hard, troll smart; troll the right lol-cows.

According to the Pareto's Principle, the following statements are true

  • 80% of the jews are killed by the 20% of the Germans.
  • 80% of your money goes to the 20% of the bitches you bang.
  • 80% of the rape happens to the 20% of the attention whores.
  • 80% of the lulz generated in this page is generated by 20% of the page.
  • 80% of the Niggers are enslaved by the 20% of White People.
  • 80% of the world's wealth lies in the hands of 20% of the people.
  • 80% of women go for the top 20% of men (Jock / Chad); the alphas get 80% of the pussy.
  • 80% of Suicides are committed by males, whilst females make up only 20%.
  • 80% of ED content is written by 20% of the users.
  • 80% of the human race should be massacred by the 20%.
  • 80% of divorces are initiated by Women, whilst only 20% are initiated by men.

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