Mescaline

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Mescaline is a natural hallucinogen found in several species of cacti, namely Peyote, that will cause you to see reality for what it truly is, more so than LSD or Psilocybin, and additionally make you puke out everything you ate for the past week if not digested correctly. Historically, it has been used by Injuns to communicate with various Earth, Buffalo, Fire, Welfare, or whatever the hell other spirits they worship in drum circles behind closed doors at casinos. There is also synthetic Mescaline floating around that should never be purchased due to being complete shit.

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Legality

Unless you happen to be a Native American using it for highly religious purposes, Peyote is (generally, see below) illegal under US law, but it's not like you'll get caught either. San Pedro and Peruvian Torch on the other hand, while they do not contain as much Mescaline as Peyote (especially the later) and require higher doses, can be bought at your local gardening center, probably in Walmart, and are also easily purchasable online (as in PayPal easy).

Where Peyote is legal

"Religious intent" (aka go for it bro)

  • Arizona
  • Oregon

"Being part of a certified religious organization" (aka filling out a form and mailing it)

  • Colorado
  • New Mexico
  • Montana

Effects

  • 1-2 hours to take effect, have fun waiting
  • Time breaks and plays games with your head
  • Reality and colors are warped, generally judging by your subconscious associations with various scenes, locations, objects, etc
  • Mind becomes increasingly lucid, as in existence streams through your consciousness like wind

People cooler than you who did Mescaline

See Also


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