Phil Sandifer

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Mr. Toilet seat face himself. He's super tough on the internet.
Snowspinner checking out some Mindspillage ass.

Phil Sandifer (sometimes known as Snowspinner) is very overweight, doesn't brush his teeth very much and is badly in need of dental work, and is repulsively ugly. Snowspinner is the quintessential nerdy computer guy who nobody would actually want to meet in person.

He is a Ph.D. student in English, specializing in Webcomic Studies srsly, at the University of Florida (Hey say hi to Miltopia!) He is also a managing editor of ImageTexT, a peer-reviewed journal devoted to the study of comic strips and animated cartoons [1].

Is this guy for real?

Phil Sandifer is the fellow who set himself up as "Dictator for Life" of the Wikipedia's Member Investigations Committee. When he discovered that the term "dictator" was unpopular among the masses, he used a novel bureaucratic technique to make himself appear like less of a fuck ... he changed his title to "intern" but kept the same amount of power. Here is an example of his moderate and sensible views:


   
 
...all we are saying is give jackbooted fascism a chance
 

 
 

—Phil Sandifer

He got his patrons on the Arbitration Committee to pass a Restraining Order to stop Everyking from giving him the shit that everyone agreed he deserved.

Payback is a bitch

In May 2006, people found a creepy short story about a murder on his livejournal, they posted it to The Wikipedia Review and tracked him down IRL. Here is where karma finally swung around and bit Fat Phil in the ass. Then tons and tons of people complained to his university. Schools have a long history of sending people to jail whenever they write a short story about killing. The University of Florida sent in the cops, who fingerprinted and DNA-scanned him, dug through his garbage, and sent him to prison to be raped, only releasing him after he'd enjoyed it enough for the experience to turn him bisexual. Afterwards he wrote about it in his Livejournal. His humiliation was even reported IRL [2] [3]

Nobody likes a fat kid...

In the aftermath, Everyking, although disappointed that Phil hadn't been shanked in the prison showers, still managed to find a silver lining:


   
 
I don't need his weird musings to tell me there's something wrong with his head; I've been pretty sure of that for a good while now
 

 
 

—Everyking

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