Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a glam rock band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for hair metal fans to fap to. He's a native of Wisconsin, comes from a rich family (including an ex-con of an olderbrother), and speaks with a Yooper accent.
Pickles happened on /b/, as all cool shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got shooped on Happy Cat, Happy Negro and so on. The thread eventually 404'd, and nothing of value was lost.
I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise, but I'm too drunk...too drunk.
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—Pickles
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It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm--I'm sorry about 'douchebags', I got low blood sugar...
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—Pickles
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Cinnamon buns!
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—Pickles
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Rock 'n roll french fries...Oh! I want some rock 'n roll french friiiiiiiies!
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—Pickles
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Can ya bring me a DietCoke? Can you bring me two Diet Cokes, but put em in a pitcher and just...just pour it on my head.
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—Pickles
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When's your birthday? [...] Well I'm gonna get you shoes...chocolate...a chocolate shoe.
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—Pickles
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Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye. Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye!
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—Pickles
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By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken, and make me a sandwich!
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—Pickles
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Okay, hold on now. See, you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
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—Pickles, on lobsters
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Relax, here's what you do: he sleeps...sack, bar of soap...bang bang bang...brain damage...corn field...gun...pshoooo (makes the sound of a gun)...funeral...
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—Pickles
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Uhh, you're totally gonna kill me for this, but I forgot to press record... but here's the good news...I'm saaaaaaawry.
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—Pickles
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Aaaand theee awaahrd goes toooo..! Cinnamon Buns! Starring Pickles the Drummer! Directed by vodka and beer!
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—Pickles
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Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what is the Internet, you know? Seriously...what is the Internet?
Like Skwisgaar, Toki speaks in a bastardized form of English, but is slightly more well-pronounced. In contrast to the other members of Dethklok, Toki is a manchild who collects action figures and builds model planes. Despite being the most childish member of the band, he's the only one who has actually murdered somebody intentionally.