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"Pickles the Drummer: doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo!"

Pickles is gonna fuck your shit up.

Pickles is the drummer of the band Dethklok from the lulzy Adult Swim show Metalocalypse. Pickles and the rest of Dethklok are prophesied to bring about the Apocalypse. As he is both Irish and a celebrity, he displays the most prominent traits that are typical of both: he's a firecrotch, an alcoholic and immune to every drug known to man.

Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a glam rock band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for hair metal fans to fap to. He's a native of Wisconsin, comes from a rich family (including an ex-con of an older brother), and speaks with a Yooper accent.

Pickles happened on /b/, as all cool shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got shooped on Happy Cat, Happy Negro and so on. The thread eventually 404'd, and nothing of value was lost.

Contents

Quotes

   
 
Motherdouchebags!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise, but I'm too drunk...too drunk.
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm--I'm sorry about 'douchebags', I got low blood sugar...
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Cinnamon buns!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Rock 'n roll french fries...Oh! I want some rock 'n roll french friiiiiiiies!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Can ya bring me a Diet Coke? Can you bring me two Diet Cokes, but put em in a pitcher and just...just pour it on my head.
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
When's your birthday? [...] Well I'm gonna get you shoes...chocolate...a chocolate shoe.
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye. Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken, and make me a sandwich!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Okay, hold on now. See, you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
 

 
 

—Pickles, on lobsters

   
 
Relax, here's what you do: he sleeps...sack, bar of soap...bang bang bang...brain damage...corn field...gun...pshoooo (makes the sound of a gun)...funeral...
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Uhh, you're totally gonna kill me for this, but I forgot to press record... but here's the good news...I'm saaaaaaawry.
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Aaaand theee awaahrd goes toooo..! Cinnamon Buns! Starring Pickles the Drummer! Directed by vodka and beer!
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what is the Internet, you know? Seriously...what is the Internet?
 

 
 

—Pickles

   
 
Doooooooooooooooooooooood
 

 
 

—Pickles

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The Rest Of Dethklok

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

"Skwisgaar Skwigelf: taller than a tree"

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist and GMILF pussy-slayer of Dethklok. Allegedly the "fastest guitarists ins the wayalds." Pluralizes everything, most likely a result of brain damage from Syphilis



   
 
Stops copies me!
 

 
 

—Skwisgaar

Toki Wartooth

"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"

Dethklok's rhythm guitarist. Like Skwisgaar, Toki speaks in a bastardized form of English, but is slightly more well-pronounced. In contrast to the other members of Dethklok, Toki is a muscular manchild who collects action figures and builds model planes. Despite his soft demeanor, Toki is the only member of Dethklok who is shown intentionally murdering another human being.

An example of Toki's faggotry
   
 
WHADDYA MEANS WE CAN'TS DO SECRETS SANTAS?
 

 
 

—Toki

   
 
Tastes like chicken...if chicken was a candy
 

 
 

—Toki, referring to his diabeetus

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William Murderface

"William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface"

The fat nihilist bassist who noone cares about. Plays bass with his cock. Speaks with a huge lisp. Closet gay. The list goes on.

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I'd rather die than go to heaven.
 

 
 

—Murderface

   
 
Could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could you do that for me?
 

 
 

—Murderface, speaking to his assassin

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Nathan Explosion

Vocalist for Dethklok. A big ugly goliath with long, greasy hair, Nathan was created to appeal directly to the Metalocalypse fanbase. Being the vocalist, main character of the show and a Mary-Sue for Brendon Small, Nathan has some pretty lulzy quotes.

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Well, bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach.
 

 
 

—Nathan Explosion

   
 
We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything..metal...blacker than the blackest black times infinity
 

 
 

—Nathan Explosion

   
 
We'll give you half...of NOTHING
 

 
 

—Nathan Explosion

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Here's the gallery, Douchebags

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