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Planet of the Apes
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Planet Of The Niggers is another shitty dystopian science fiction trilogy blown out of proportion. Even though the timeline makes no sense at all to anyone but a fanboy, the trilogy has became very popular among geeks and nerds alike. Namely because they will touch their penises to any shit movie involving science fiction and hawt humanoid animals.
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History
Back in the '60s, some queer French faggot called Pierre Boulle wrote a science fiction novel called La Planète des Singes about a bunch of monkeys taking over the Earth. This retarded premise proved so popular that it spawned a whole movie franchise and nowadays, most of you plebs didn't even know that this shit was a book first.
Remakes, Reboots and Sequels
The Planet Of The Apes (Burton Version)
A shitty imitation of the original starring Marky Mark that has no purpose at all and nothing to do with any of the other movies that was just made to take your jewgolds.
Beneath the Planet of The Apes
Another unneeded sequel involving mutated Americunts and everyone dying.
Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Three chimpanzee apes from the first movie apparently end up going inside the spacecraft from the second movie to get it working again so they could escape their deaths but end up back in time through the shockwave of the doomsday device. Long story short; they go back in time and end up with everyone wanting them dead.
Rise of the Planet of The Apes
A remake and a reboot, so titled because since Christopher Nolan spunked his oily load all over Batman, every movie has to have the word 'rise' or 'rises' in the title.
Dawn of the Planet of The Apes
The new one. Sucks. Monkeys look fake.
The rest of the movies
Fuck you I'm not writing the whole fucking article do it yourself.
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