Pluto

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IS PLUTO A PLANET?

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!
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Pluto

Pluto is an tiny landmass which is over 9000 million miles from Earth. It was once a planet, but much lulz ensued when the scientists at NASA decided it would be a good idea to demote it to the status of "planetoid" (wanna-be planet). Of course, at least 100 science textbooks had to be rewritten and every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed. In short scientists trolled a bunch of fags, lulz were had.

Pluto's future

It is believed that Pluto went an hero when news broke out that everyone hated it and no longer considered it to be a planet. It now resides in its mother's basement (space) where it writes shitty poems, trolled around the Something Awful forums and gets picked on by freshmen planets such as Ceres.

This is what getting Banned IRL looks like...


After getting banned for Goatse spam, Pluto then headed over to the Facepunch Studios forums where he got banned by Hezzy for replying to a ban-me thread and was then mooned by Postal.


What the scientists at NASA don't know is that in a million or so years, Pluto will become sick of Earth's bullshit and will haul its fat, icy ass over to earth and collide with it, blowing the fucker up; Mars will subsequently LOL IRL (that is, if the sun doesn't kill us all by blowing up in our faces first).

Conspiracy Theory

The truth is, Pluto may actually still be a planet. NASA became close to developing a system to allow people to live on Pluto. Of course the U.S.A didn't want the evil Russian's knowing this, so they claimed Pluto as a planet was dead.

Youtube

As always YouTube serves as a medium for much lulz, people bitching one way and another. Just everyday Youtube stuff!

Youtube Videos

Comments

Where there is smoke... -Mario


There is fire! -Luigi


This is quite possibly the best description of the crap being posted over at YouTube.

For example...


Note the username...
A Scientist at work







A Gallery of Planetoid-Sized Proportions!

Pluto About missing Pics

See also


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