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—/pol/tard

Guaranteed hugbox.

Once upon a time, there was a board on the gaping, Goatse'd asshole of the internet known as /n/. A very long time ago, it is believed that /n/ was the 'news' board of 4chan, where Anons could discuss world events and have civil debates about politics. Where Republicans and Democrats, conservatives and liberals, and even blacks and whites could have healthy, educated discussions about the problems our world faces today, as well as a variety of possible solutions to these problems. Each thread proved to be different, and for a while, /n/ seemed like the only board on 4chan where rational debate was not only encouraged, but could be found in abundance. While joot took down this board twice (for the same reason, we might add), eventually, /n/ returned better than ever in late 2011.

Welcome to /pol/, or Politically Incorrect. And yes, /n/ came back even shittier B̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ horrifically more pathetic than it was before.

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Typical /pol/ Discussion

Every /pol/ thread ever.
Typical /pol/luter
   
 
Just kill all of the niggers!
 

 
 

—/pol/'s solution to everything.

Occasionally, someone will post something on /pol/ about a relevant issue that actually affects the bright, scary world outside their basement. For about two or maybe three replies, the discussion will pertain to the topic at hand, until the thread undergoes a magical metamorphosis into yet another thread about joos.

  • 1: The praise of Doom Paul is sung from the rooftops in a mighty chorus, and all of /pol/ joins hands in a long, two hundred reply long session of HAPPENING.
  • 2: When someone with a different opinion appears it is immediately flamed and accused of being a member of the JIDF or SRS.
  • 3: For the /pol/tard userbase niggers and jews are bad news. If someone doesn't mention the jew his message isn't true. If it ain't white it ain't right.

Being 4chan, the discussion on /pol/ is exactly what you'd expect from a 4chan board about American politics: Jews, niggers, liberals, everyone that isn't 1488% white, and how they are everything bad with the world and are worthy only of slavery if not genocide. In order to form this inbred bastard child of /n/ the userbase had to add Stormfront, remove any semblance of facts and statistics and replace them with flamewars, HAPPENING and implying implications.

You would think that pseudo-intellectual debates about a loose understanding of libertarianism and communism in the way only neckbeareded basement-dwellers can present it would be humorous. In fact, you'd think flamewars between wannabe neo-nazi boneheads and Aspie hipsters about the role of government in American society couldn't possibly be anything less than hysterical. Under normal circumstances, it probably would be. However, studies have shown that any exposure to /pol/, even in moderation, lowers the IQ by at least ten points for every second spent looking through a thread.

Doom Paul

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This is what Randroid /pol/sters actually believe.

Doom Paul or Apocalyptic Paul is a meme that features Ron Paul, it originated on 4chan's /new/ board in 2009. The meme pokes fun at Ron Paul supporters who claimed "it's over" and "all was lost" when their candidate failed to secure his party's nomination during the 2008 Republican primaries. These and similar phrases are associated with image macros of the libertarian. Doom Paul is the only meme that originated from /new/, which moot later closed due to concerns of racism. The meme regained its popularity when /new/ was succeeded by /pol/. During the 2012 presidential elections, "it's happening" was a catchphrase used to poke fun at the imminent apocalypse predicted by Ron Paul supporters if he wasn't elected as President. Threads specifically dedicated to Doom Paul tend to last well into the next day, often being catalysts for a shitton of OC; or a bunch of shit OC alternatively.

4chan /pol/ Website Review
Big Man Tyrone speaks in his native tounge - Niggerish
Remember to be a good goyim and pledge allegiance to israel
YOU WON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE
Jim Rogers and Ron Paul on IRA Confiscation
IT’S HAPPENING

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/pol/ Anonymous Wed Jan 29 2014 19:45:06 No.25950975
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>tfw trying to convince your parents to cash out their 401K before it gets confiscated


Surefire Ways to Troll /pol/

... or just tell them to check their privilege.
The appropriate dismissal of /pol/tards from anywhere else
Stormweenie in his natural habitat.
/pol/ visits the outside world.

/pol/ is up there with /v/ and /q/ when it comes to ease-of-trolling. As any opinions that don't subscribe to geriatric conservatism are assumed to be the works of SRS shills, it's important that reddit-like comics are placed in any thread.

  • Mention ANYTHING positive or negative about Obama. Anything at all. Instant flamewar.
  • Point out that the establishment GOP hates Ron Paul and will thus never, ever be nominated.
  • Bash Ron Paul for being a creationist or an isolationist. Actually, bash Ron Paul about anything.
  • Point out that Ayn Rand died while living off of social security and medicare.
  • Support any GOP candidate besides Ron Paul. Double points if it's Mitt Romney.
  • Make a thread full of pseudo-intellectual dismissals of religion. Double points if you use TheAmazingAtheist as your source.
  • State that libertarians aren't conservatives because they don't care about social issues. Then call everyone who disagrees with you a communist.
  • State that race is not a social construct. Watch all the multiculturalists resort to DAS RACIS!!! Multiculturalists have successfully been driven out of /pol/.
  • Make a thread bashing Communism and watch the commies semantically use the state as a cop out.
  • Mention the broken promises of Obama.
  • Say that there is no invisible hand of the market. Stormfronters tend to go for the bait rather quickly.
  • State that white people are the cause of all the problems in the world. Then state that all white people are racist. Bonus points if you argue that Socrates was aboriginal.
  • Say that Argentinans are white.
  • Remind them Dorner was black.
  • Pretend to be a feminist.
  • Call them shitlords or weenies.
  • Ask why it's a big deal if the NSA spies on us
  • Call Ron Paul or Rand Paul Jewish.
  • Post porn. (NIGGER BONUS: If you are black and dating a white girl, post a picture of her sucking your dick.) Then count the number of times someone uses the word "degeneracy".
  • State that anyone who is part of the MRA needs to grow a pair.
  • State that being white isn't much use when you are a neckbeard.
  • Post pictures of aborted fetuses with the text THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING
  • Post pro gun-control topics with the word weenie to refer to anyone against gun control.
  • Ask them why they hate racemixing, yet also claim white people are superior because they're a mix of Homo sapiens and Neanderthals.

WHY IS THIS SHIT BACK!?

Actually, nobody knows. Following the second death of /new/, moot gave the reason for its deletion as the board having devolved into /stormfront/ again, and having said that if this happened after it was remade, it was going to be deleted. Despite it simply being a case of moot actually being a man of his word for once in his faggoty life, moot gave into pressure, and not only remade /new/, but basically encouraged the third coming of /stormfront/ simply by naming the board "politically correct," proving once and for all that moot himself is the cancer that is killing /b/.

As the new /pol/ is also a sex dungeon full of butthurt no life white trash who believe that having blue eyes and an inferiority complex somehow makes you superior posting threads bashing everyone that is not a white christian with strong traditional values and a hatred of niggers, jews and anything else in between because ZIONIST MEDIA JIDF LOL!!!!11. Frequenters of /pol/ call themselves /pol/acks even though everyone else calls them /pol/tards due to the stereotype that the average /pol/ poster has the IQ of a down's syndrome rock. It is indeed obscure why mootykins decided to bring the board back, however it is safe to assume that it is simply a containment board to keep the fucktarded neckbeards that frequent /pol/ out of the rest of 4chan, as the site is befouled enough by people with similar quirks.

Anonymous declares war on /pol/

For now, it's impossible to tell whether this is just a troll or Anonymous is being serious. Lulz is guaranteed either way.

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