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Pool's Closed

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Pool's Closed. Due to AIDS. This is for your protection.

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Alright, somebody just jacked off in the pool. Everybody get out before somebody gets impregnated. Or gets AIDS.

Or both.


Pool's closed is a catchphrase, usually referring to the existence of AIDS in the pool. It is uttered frequently by the 13-year-old-boys when they "close pools" for health and safety reasons.

Why would 13-year-old-boys all across the basement risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown here.


Contents

An IRL case

Ocean's Closed
Who REALLY closed the pool.Scarlet Devil Mansion is Closed
Yahoo Provocateur

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Another IRL case

Oh wait, maybe it's actually open.
Do not question the closure of the pool!
Sandnigger no want more muslims

A fictional case

A fictional case real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.

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In video games

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Past

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AIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaJena SixP.A. PalaceThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

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