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The Oppression Olympics is a concept that gained popularity on the internets in early 2010. The concept itself has always been around in the minds of crazy bitches. Online it is perpetuated by fat ugly bitches on Tumblr, or old ugly bitches on Livejournal communites like .
How can I win the Oppression Olympics?
To be a part of the OO, you must be completely ashamed and aware of every instance in which you are better than someone else. Using traits about yourself that give you an advantage is using your privilege and that is unfair.
This includes being ashamed of your:
- Sexual orientation
- Physical fitness
- Physical ability
- Socioeconomic class
- Bra size
- Natural talents
- Eye color
The eventual winner will be able to enjoy everlasting shame at everything in their life that makes them unique.
How to deal with privilege on the internets
Once someone has been identified as being a disgusting privilege sucking vampire, you as part of the Oppression Olympics must act completely overwrought. Clutch your pearls. How could anyone be so completely clueless and offensive to everything you hold dear?
You, now, are a white knight of the internet. Clad in shame and rebuke, proceed to internet bitch slap them into guilt about everything they said wrong. Don't bother with compassion. They don't deserve it.
Quotes from people winning the OO
— Not a double standard at all
— A person who decides these things
—but tomatoes are like 25 cents a piece??
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