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Prommie
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Invented on Gaia Online's General Discussion Forum, Prommie is slang for "prominent person", usually a well-known GDer. Prommies are big on drama and usually so full of their own shit that it's hard to look away. Basically, the biggest cunt-suckling losers Gaia as to offer.
What makes a prommie
There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:
- Does not exist.
- Loves cock.
- Is a giant nerd.
- Thinks they are a good DeviantART.
- Puts said "Art" on DeviantART.
- Emo.
- Puts that stupid ass "~" at the end of every post.
- Would take it up the ass from Gaia Staff, or an "NPC".
- Always first to reply to threads.
- Camwhore
- Probably wears old Monthly Collectibles on their avatar at all times, claiming it is their "signature item".
- Spends less than forty seconds a day doing something other than Gaia.
- Bisexual.
- Moos like the lolcows that they are.
- Has some sort of annoying post format (usually with "deep" and "meaningful" song lyrics as the signature).
- A large collection of signs (preferably of the boob variety).
- Large quantities of avatar art.
- A fucking annoying posting color that is near impossible to fucking read.
- Fucks with people who love Disney Movies
- Is a condescending douche to everyone who isn't equally fawned over, just like the popular kids in school who tease them every day.
- Does nothing but post picdrops or namedrops
- Follows the crowd but seem to call themselves the 'original trendsetter'
- Has mules claiming to be their fangirls or some shit
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