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ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.

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Origins

This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules), in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Overturns table* "What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What? I--"
Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"
Brett: *Pants like a faggot* "He's... He's black."
Jules: "Go on!"
Brett: "He's bald!"
Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jules: "Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
Jules: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody e'cept Mrs. Wallace."
Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"
Brett: "Yes."
Jules: "Well, there's this passage I got memorized... it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekial 23:19: Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, AND THEIR SEMINAL EMISSION WAS AS STRONG AS THAT OF STALLIONS!!'" *Shoots Brett dead and everyone lives happily ever after*

Translations

   
 
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;
 

 
 

—Ιούλιος

   
 
L'ANGLAIS, OSTIE D'CALISSE DE TA MERE, TU LE PARLES TU ?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
L'ANGLAIS, FILS DE PUTE, TU LE PARLES?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
¡INGLÉS, LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! ¿LO HABLÁS?
 

 
 

—Julio

   
 
¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?
 

 
 

—Julio

   
 
¡INGLÉS, HIJUEPUTA! ¿LO HABLA?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PERRA! ¿LO HABLAS?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE SDRAWKCAB
 

 
 

—seluJ

   
 
الأنجليزية يا ابن العاهرة, أتتحدث بها؟
 

 
 

—Zno!zzapo

   
 
ԱՆԳԼԵՐԵՆ, ՄԱՅՐԸ ԳՈՒՆԵՄ, ԿԸ ԽՕՍԻ՞Ս:
 

 
 

—EDiotian

   
 
ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?
 

 
 

—Jón

   
 
INGIRĪS, HŌYO WASE! MA KU HADASHĀ?
 

 
 

—Juulas

   
 
ENGELSK, DIN MORSKNULLER! SNAKKER DU DET?
 

 
 

—Julius

   
 
ENGELSKA, DIN MAMMAKNULLARE! TALAR DU DET?
 

 
 

—Julius

   
 
ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?
 

 
 

—Julius

   
 
SAESNEG FWCIA FAM! YDYCH YN SIARAD?
 

 
 

—Jules Bach

   
 
?ANAH UÐRALAT, RIÐRESRUÐÓM, AKSNE KABÁRUTFA
 

 
 

—suílúJ

   
 
ENGLISH, FUCKING WANKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
 

 
 

—Julian

   
 
ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?
 

 
 

—Julian

   
 
ENGELS, JOU BLIKSEM! DOEN JY PRAAT DIT?!
 

 
 

—Meh

   
 
ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?
 

 
 

—Julian

   
 
İNGİLİZCE KONUŞABİLİYOR MUSUN ANASINI SİKTİĞİMİN?!
 

 
 

—Jül

   
 
L'INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
MARLOG MARLOG! DO YOU MARLOG?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
?אנגלית, בן זונה! אתה מדבר אותה
 

 
 

יוליוס

   
 
ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?
 

 
 

—Júlíus

   
 
英语,干你娘!你会说吗?
 

 
 

—常旺

   
 
씨발놈아, 영어 할수 있냐고?
 

 
 

—주를스

   
 
嫌いな英語のことかと?
 

 
 

—ジューレス

   
 
अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?
 

 
 

—जिष्णु

   
 
ಆಂಗ್ಲಭಾಷೆ ನಿನ್ನಮ್ಮನಾಕೇಯಾ! ನೀನು ಮಾತಾಡ್ತ್ಯಾ?
 

 
 

—ಜೈಲ್ ಜೂಲೀ

   
 
ПО-АНГЛИЙСКИ, ДОЛБОЁБ! ТЫ НА НЁМ ГОВОРИШЬ?
 

 
 

—Жюль

   
 
BÉARLA, A FHEISEÓIR-MHÁTHARA! AN BHFUIL SÉ LEAT?
 

 
 

—Seánio

   
 
FUCKEN ENGLISH, YA GLAIKIT CUNT! JEH FUCKEN SPEAK IT?
 

 
 

—Jock

   
 
INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA! SABES FALAR!?
 

 
 

—Júlio

   
 
АНГЛІЙСЬКОЮ, ВИБЛЯДКУ! ТИ НЕЮ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ?
 

 
 

—Джюль

   
 
ENGLANTIA, KUSIPÄÄ, PUHUTKO SINÄ SITÄ?
 

 
 

—Julle

   
 
L-INGLIŻ, F'GĦOXX OMMOK! TAF TITKELLMU?
 

 
 

—Ġulju

   
 
ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?
 

 
 

—Gyula

   
 
LINGVAM.ANGLICAM.O.OEDIPE.LOQVERISNE.EAM.QIO
 

 
 

—Julius Caesar

   
 
АНГЛИЙСКИ,МАЙКОЕБАЧО! ГОВОРИШ ЛИ ЛИ ГО?
 

 
 

—Юлиян

   
 
ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?
 

 
 

—Jishnu

   
 
LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?
 

 
 

—Ĵulĉjo

   
 
ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ! ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ?
 

 
 

—Ιούλιος

   
 
BORK BORK BORK, MOTHERBORK, DO YOU BORK?
 

 
 

—Swedish Chef

   
 
ANGIELSKI, MATKOJEBCO! MÓWISZ NIM?
 

 
 

—Julek

   
 
АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?
 

 
 

—Џулс

   
 
3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3RF00K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?
 

 
 

Skript kiddie

   
 
INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?
 

 
 

—Juulius

   
 
Անգլերեն, մայրտ գունեմ, խոսում էս՞
 

 
 

—արմոման92

   
 
ENGLEZA, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ O VORBEŞTI?
 

 
 

—Iuliu

   
 
ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?
 

 
 

—Julius

   
 
ANGLISKI, TU MĀTES DRĀZĒJ. VAI TU TO MĀKI?
 

 
 

—Jūlijs

   
 
LA ANGLA, PATRINFIKANTO. ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?
 

 
 

—Julio

   
 
L'ANGLISI, FIGGH'I BBUTTANA, U PARRI?
 

 
 

—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia

   
 
S'INGRESU, FILLE BAGASSA,DU CHISTIONASA?
 

 
 

—Ziu Giuliu

   
 
YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK
 

 
 

—Swedish Chef Jules

   
 
อังกฤษ! เย็ดแม่! มึงพูดเป็นมั้ย?
 

 
 

—จูลส์

   
 
ENGLESKI, MAJKE TI GA NABIJEM? DA LI GA GOVORIŠ?
 

 
 

—Slash Falcon

   
 
İNGİLİZCE, ANASINI SİKTİMİN! KONUŞABİLİYON MU?
 

 
 

—Jüls

   
 
ENGLESKI, MATER TI JEBEM! GO-VO-RIŠ LI?
 

 
 

—Oralplease

   
 
01000101 01001110 01000111 01001100 01001001 01010011 01001000 00100000 01001101 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000 01001001 01010100
 

 
 

—00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011

   
 
EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE
 

 
 

—Daleks

   
 
اینگلیسی مادرجنده, بلدی هرفبزنی؟
 

 
 

—PEter J. MAnn

   
 
MARKLAR, MARKLAR! DO YOU MARKLAR!?
 

 
 

—Marklar

   
 
'"Durka Durka, Allah, Muhammad Jihad?'"
 

 
 

   
 
456e676c697368206d6f746865726675636b65722c20646f20796f7520737065616b2069743f
 

 
 

—PEter J. MAnn

   
 
TOKI INLI. JAN NASA O, SINA SONA ALA SONA E NI?
 

 
 

—jan Juli

   
 
Beep Boop Beep?
 

 
 

—R2

   
 
ANGOLUL, TE KÖCSÖG. BESZÉLSZ?
 

 
 

—Júliusz

   
 
¿ʇı ʞɐǝds noʎ op ¡ɹǝʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ɥsılƃuǝ
 

 
 

—sǝlnɾ

   
 
3n9l15h m07h3rfu(3r!! d0 j00 5p34k 17?!?!?!oneoneoneeonnen1!!1!11
 

 
 

—j00l3z

   
 
Speak do, English Motherfucker you?
 

 
 

—Joda

   
 
In Soviet Russia, English Speak YOU!! Motherfucker!
 

 
 

—Jule

   
 
ONGLOSH, MOTHORFOCKOR! DO YOU SPOAK OT?
 

 
 

—Joles

   
 
OM NOM NOM NOM
 

 
 

—Jaws

   
 
E͓̝̩̤ͫͫ͊̍ͬN̬̖̼͉̮̍̍̒̉Gͦ̈̚Ľ̝͍͎̝̮͖ͫ̍ͅÌ̯̻͔̤͍͚̈͗̄ͅŠ̬͓͙̘̒ͮ̃H̨̯̙̠̳ͩ̓,͈̠ͮ͊̚͡ ̧̣̺̼̰͇̦M͂̄̊̈͆ͦ̏O͖̫͎̣͎̤̤͌ͪͭ̒ͯTͤͣͪ͗ͣ͜H͇͙͈̱́͋E̯͇̘̫̻̯ͪ̚R͕̮͍͕͍̹̊̄͐̍͐̚F̢̟͍̄͑́ͮͨU̖̙͉̮̤̙ͪ̿ͬ̊̿̋́̚C̛͓̖̖̝͕ͯ͋͒͐̚ͅK͓͚̙̻̥̤ͤ̐̾ͩ̏̾̅ͅE͕͉͇͕̭ͥ͋͡Ȓ͋̍́̍̍!̎͑ ̅ͯ͏͕͚͍̘͚Ḏ̡͓̹̺̳͚̰ͣ͐O̤͂ͪͧͣͪ̒͜ ̐͒̓͌͊̃͆͡Y͚͐̔̇O̱̹͙̠̞ͮ̊̇͒̔̚ͅŲ͈̪̪̦̬ͯ ͏̰̜̤̼͍̲̥S͎P͇Ę̻̃ͭ͊̒̓Ả͉͊̇͠K̗͔̹̃̇͗̽̿͑ ͩ͌̾͂I͈̬̱̼̜̗̿ͥ̽ͧ͐ͅT̡̲͚͂̒?̟̟̼̲̹̝̓͆̆̒͌͗ͤ͜!͏̟͚͙̼͍̪͎
 

 
 

—J͚͍͍̮̠̹̣̓̃̏͐̍͝uͬ̄̅͘le͙̜͐͠s̤̞͈͕̖͢

   
 
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU~
 

 
 

—Rozen Maiden

   
 
Anglès, fill de puta! El parles??
 

 
 

—Catalan penguins

   
 
Nga tsun plltxe 'ìnglìsìri, ma skxawng, srak!?
 

 
 

—jakesully

   
 
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPOKE IT?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DOES IT SPEAK YOU?
 

 
 

—Jules

   
 
E nglish Mothrefulker, spea kyou doesi t?
 

 
 

—Regards, Dolan

   
 
Language of the Anglo-Saxons, incestuous mater-ravisher, dost thou speak it?
 

 
 

—Jules' english ancestor

   
 
Engleski, majkojebaču, pričaš li?
 

 
 

—Julek

   
 
ANGLICE, FUTUTOR MATRIS. TU DICIS?
 

 
 

—Iulius Caesar

   
 
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