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A pyro (short for pyromaniac) is a common type of outcast teenager that has about as much angst as a goth kid, but instead of writing stupid poetry or cutting themselves, they take their pain out by blowing shit up, as in a pyro's motto: "ROFL SAWCIETEE SUX0RZ SO LETS BLO SHIT UP".
Typical pyros are mostly basement dwelling losers who want to get back at their classmates or the police for actually having a life. Pyros will gain most of their knowledge by reading 20 year old text files and by surfing around Geocities pages with plenty of flame gifs and spinning skulls. Their Bible is the famous Anarchists Cookbook which has plenty of awesome "recipes" for "social change" (i.e. a shitty excuse for random vandalism). They believe that this knowledge gives them some sort of power, in spite of the fact that 90% of text files will do nothing or just kill you.
Politically just like anarchists, pyros are violent anti-authority freaks who believe that W is the source of all of their problems. These problems range from how they can't get laid to why did the hardware store clerk reported them for buying five boxes of stump remover.
When talking on the internets about making explosives, they will try to trick the police by saying they "dreamed" about making a bomb. You are not fooling anyone. If a pyro lives up to the age of 19, he will definitely turn into a survivalist.
- Fact: An M-80 has the power of a quarterstick of dynamite.
- Fact: A compacted Roman candle has enough explosive power to flip a car over.
- Fact: CO2 bombs can be used in place of blasting caps to set off high explosives.
- Fact: A Black Cat firecracker can take your hand off. This means that a pack of firecrackers has the explosive power of a military satchel charge.
- Fact: Hitting a flaming melon full of gasoline with a baseball bat =
Before you get started, ensure that you huff Raid in order to get high.
- Dump sulfuric and nitric acid in a pot.
- Put on stove and heat to a boil.
- Dump in a bottle of glycerin and stir.
- Ignore the red fumes; they are harmless.
- Pour mix into a glass jar full of marbles.
- Shake until cooled down.
- Pour mix into a pipe.
- Screw on end caps.
- Drill a hole into the pipe with a power drill and put in a firecracker fuse.
- Light with a Bic lighter.
Where To Find
Most forums do have their resident pyro for their amusement; however you will find larger concentrations on sites such as:
- Kindergarten (they start young)
PROTIP: Always refer to explosives as "Bombs" when talking on any pyro related forum.
- Flammable Canadians
- Basement Dweller
- Kill it with fire
- Team Fortress 2