—quote from pyro's MySpace
Pyromaniac Guy (aka pyro or stan) is a formerly overweight forum troll who has named himself for his so called love of fire. His posts range from political threads on over to the discussion of female body parts. In this way, he has accumulated more than 16,000 posts in under 5 years of time spent on the stileproject forums. It has been suggested that pyro has so many posts because he does not bother to read what he is typing and it is because of this that pyro has a distinct posting style. This posting style involves a lot of typographical errors, transposed lettering, and grammatical mistakes which lead the reader to believe that they have just read something typed out by a retarded second grader.
Some of his antics have generated lulz over the years, here is a small sampling of some of the things he has done:
- Underwent a huge reduction of weight. While no pictures of his former fat self are available at the moment, pyro was a huge fatty with a dirty Santa Claus beard. In a surprisingly short period of time, he lost his massive weight and became a health nut. This has led many forum members to speculate whether pyro is in fact more than one person using the same account. This would also explain the large number of posts he has accumulated in such a very short time.
- Has been known to argue a point in a political thread for upwards of six weeks.
- Sent s33w33d a bottle of liquor that contained a cobra. While this is funny on its own, the resulting lulz were epic:
—s33w33d commenting on the whole mess
- Used his credit card and donated enough money to change several forum member’s custom title from the standard “Official Stile Project Whore” to “I want pyro to put it in my butt like whut.” This donation was somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 dollars.
- Married a mail order bride
—pyro on his myspace page
- Divorced a mail order bride. The majority of this article deals with those events.
Mail Order Bride Post
Pyromaniac guy, ever a intelligent and wise poster, decides to tell his story to the stile project community...What ever could go wrong? Here follows a brief TL;DR of what happened:
- Pyro marries a total psycho
- Pyro has sex a few times with that total psycho
- The total psycho cheats on him
- The total psycho leaves him
- The total psycho comes back and uses a can of pepper spray on his face
- The total psycho goes to jail
—pyro after being maced by his wife
—Tuna, speaking of pyro's normally laid back and sane habits.
Pyro Is Going To Fuck Allie Sin
—3MTA3 commenting on the whole subject
Recently, Pyro has made claims that he has the opportunity to have sex with the porn star/erotic dancer who goes by the name Stephanie Draheim when she is not in her professional capacities. While in her professional guise, Stephanie goes by the name of / Allie Sin, a blank faced, unresponsive whore who fucks average losers when she isn't making money on a porn movie set by fucking 12 men at once. What Pyro doesn't seem to realize that he has set himself up for total failure no matter what happens. If he does fuck her, he will have to face scorn of the likes which only the internet can provide and also face the shame of having sloppy seconds of the ultimate kind. If he doesn't fuck her, he is another lying sack of shit that you find on the internet every day...and he is going to have to face scorn only the likes of which the internet can provide.
Pyro has claimed that the cost for such a tryst will be in the neighborhood of one thousand USD, a sum that most recently was mentioned involving the ShamWow guy, Vince Schlomi. Perhaps Pyro should take a lesson from good old Vince and realize that even high class hookers are still human pieces of garbage and that they would rather knife you in the back (or try to bite your tongue off) than actually fuck you for money. Knowing Pyro, the consensus is that he will end up losing the $1,000 and still be a sad pile of used up waste.
Quotes Regarding Allie Sin
—s33w33d, hoping for the best when it comes to Pyro.
—Anon chimes in
—Mad Animals, echoing most of the non-believers
—freeViaΔ echoing the hope that Pyro an heroes after this adventure
—Pyro is a complete retard.
—SERIOUSLY WHAT COULD GO WRONG? - Irish J
—3MTA3 acting like a fag as usual.
—Friedrich Nietzsche...also on pyro's myspace
Gallery of Pyro
External Links of Interest
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- http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/msg66468.html
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