Queen Kong

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Queen Kong
A face only a mother could love.
Conservation Status
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Do Not Want
Scientific Classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Genus: Pan
Species: Troglodytes
Sub-Species: Albino
Scientific Name
Pan Troglodytes Albino
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Distribution
Original Habitat
Current Location


Queen Kong (also known as Chimp-Chan, Donkey Kongeesha, or KILL IT WITH FIRE) is a albino specimen from a rare species of talking apes currently being studied at The Bronx Zoo. Since her escape, she has amazed the scientific community by learning how to type, and wear clothes. You can usually find her trying to attract the males of other species.

   
 
Back in my day, niggers stayed their own fucking color.
 

 
 

—/b/tard

Contents

Discovery

Queen Kong was discovered on /b/ sometime in late 2008 attempting to find a mate. Unfortunately no one in /b/ was interested in procreating with her, so she went crazy and began insulting everyone. Constantly reminding us that she had friends unlike us. But her friends are niggers, so they only count for three fifths.

You could find her for the next few days insulting everyone on /b/, and flaunting her myspace page. Delighted with their new toy, Anonymous was sure to shoop the shit out of her. We soon found out her real name was Ivelise and she lives in The Bronx, the same borough where her mother gave birth to her in the zoo.

Royalty

There was a time when Queen Kong was known by others names. One of those names was Chimp-Chan, but more commonly she was known as OH GOD MY EYES. It was not until January 2009, the unpleasant internal conflict in /b/ that we found her connection to the Australian throne. People who were tired with the retarded camwhore with ADD voted for ugly over stupid

Description

Photographs and cursory reports describes her as an overweight, shaved, albino chimpanzee. The sickly blond hair on its skull has been known to appear as different colors, but reports suggest that this phenomenon is artificial in nature due to the discovery of discarded receipts for cheap drugstore-brand hair dyes in her nest. No further details are available due to the unwillingness of researchers to study the creature with anything more than long-range photographic equipment for fear of getting their faces bitten off.

Distribution and Habitat

As with most species of great apes, Africa is the most likely point of origin of Queen Kong. Based on observations of her recent activities, her preferred habitat appears to be Myspace, in stark contrast to the jungle habitats preferred by her ape cousins.

Behavior

In addition to normal chimp-like behavior, Queen Kong has demonstrated the capacity to engage in a variety of human activities such as wearing clothes and using a computer, but then again, so can Koko the signing gorilla so it's really nothing special. Also likes to dye that bleach-rag head mop of hers into a variety of unnatural colors.

Diet

Comparative evolutionary biology shows that Queen Kong most likely subsists on a diet similar to that of her closely-related cousins. Her diet is speculated to include a combination of fried chicken, watermelons, chitlins, collard greens, bananas, smaller monkeys, insects, and feces.

Reproduction

From what little we know of Queen Kong's mating practices, it appears that it involves the taking and posting of provocative pictures and webcam videos on myspace,/b/, or some other internet shithole in hopes of attracting a mate. If rejected, as is fairly common in Queen Kong's case, she will proceed to chimp out and voice her frustration in a calm and civilized manner. Despite the low success rate of this mating strategy, recent sightings of Queen Kong cavorting with two other albino talking apes indicate that this method apparently does work and they are reproducing. However, the presence of a dark-skinned nigglet in the background of one of the pictures indicates that they may just be cross-breeding with the local nigger population because we all know that niggers will fuck just about anything.

Gallery of Queen Kong

See Also

External Links

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