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RJ Bandsma
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Ralph Joseph Bandsma, currently aged 20, lives with his grandma in a trailer park on the outskirts of Durham, North Carolina. In addition to being a proud member of the YouTube Thomas Club and a NASCAR fan, he is also known for being a copyright freak and a false flagger. Whenever someone expresses their thoughts on RJ in the form of a YouTube commentary, RJ instantly flags the video using a bullshit copyright claim, which, in most cases, results in the offending video being deleted and the uploader's account being suspended.
Needless to say, the aforementioned procedure has earned RJ a lot of troll sheilding wannabes that have made it their mission to make RJ into the new Chris-chan. It hasn't gone as smoothly as they had hoped.
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What you need to know about RJ
- He thinks calling someone a "babyfucker" is sexual harrassment.
- He really, REALLY likes Thomas the Tank Engine.
- He frequently threatens to kill those who steal his videos on YouTube.
- "Nigger" seems to be the only insult he knows.
- He often threatens to call the cops on his trolls.
- He has a diaper fetish.
- He has a tranny fetish.
Early Life
Ralph Joseph Bandsma was born in Florida on May 11, 1992 to his dad and his whore of a mother. Two years later, his dad left to fight in the army and RJ left to stay with his grandmother. He slept in a racecar bed until he was 16.
Forcing "The Sagas"
Once RJ gained himself a legion of obsessive, unfunny followers, they began to force Chris-chan styled "trolling sagas" of his antics. None of them produced anything resembling lulz, but that hasn't deterred them in the least.
Early Beginnings on YouTube
RJ wanted to be like all the other Thomasfags on YouTube and make videos about an anthromoporphic locomotive, but he failed at failing, by stealing other user's media. This led to the biggest shitstorm in the YouTube Thomas community.
The Rambotweety1 Saga
Once upon a time, RJ's father, who lives in a different state and goes by the name Rambotweety1 on YouTube, found out his son was being cyberbullied on the internet. Unaware of what RJ did to deserve the hate he was receiving, Rambotweety made several videos in his defense, which spawned several rage-filled commentaries about him. Fortunately, Rambotweety soon discovered that RJ himself was fueling the war, and made a video message to him telling him to stop what he was doing. Unsurprisingly, RJ ignored his father's message, proceeding to block him and upload another video of himself BAWWWWing about the cyberbullies. In the end, Rambotweety gave up on trying to knock some sense into his son's head and went on to be a successful YouTube commentator and lolcow hunter.
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The Supermariofan682 saga
RJ used to be best friends with Supermariofan682, a minor Canadian lolcow known for having been in a relationship with a troll pretending to be a girl, and, at a later stage, making up a fictional girlfriend in an attempt to make others think he isn't forever alone. The friendship lasted until RJ made fun of Supermariofan's interest in a children's show - namely My Little Pony. Ironic, seeing as RJ is a fan of Thomas the Tank Engine, which is also a children's show. He has also reportedly added "Flutter Shy" (who, for those who don't know, is a character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as a friend on his Facebook profile, which implies he might in fact be a closeted brony.
Bandsmapedia; or "Shit Gets Desperate"
As CWCfags tend to be, followers of RJ were the classic unfunny, unaware asspies that didn't understand what made retarded people funny or interesting to read about, and figured if they just made a wiki filled with random, mundane facts about RJ, the epic ween would just sort of flow in on its own. Thus was born, Bandsmapedia - a.k.a. EpicWeenypedia or UnfunnyTryHards.com.
Also like CWCfags, they were completely wrong, and what started off as an orchestrated tard-torture plot devolved into furious self-fellatio by the self trolls that took it upon themselves to spread RJ's antics around the internet.
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Deciding that the Bandsmapedia was the most hilarious shit ever, the Badniks rushed to every corner of the internet to show everyone all those sweet sweet lulz they had to share! Indeed, so eager were they to share their lolcow with the world that they boldly ventured onto 789chan's /cwc/ board to share him with the trolls there. Unfortunately for them, however, even after much samefagging on their part, advertising RJ Bandsma as the next Chris-chan, the trolls seemed uninterested. In fact, it seemed to the people of 789chan that the real lulz lay with the Badniks, rather than their erstwhile target...
After much squabbling amongst themselves and many betrayals from within, the highly professional trolling outfit that was the Bandsmapedia was eventually brought down by the very website it was built on, Wikkii, for violating guidelines regarding cyberbullying.
And nothing of value was lost.
DOX
4224 Hwy 70 West Lot 14 Durham, North Carolina 27705
(919)-593-1767
See also
- Epic Ween
- Shit nobody cares about
- Unfunny
- People article
- Unsuccessful troll was unsuccessful
- The YouTube Thomas Club
External Links
His most recent YouTube account.
An old account of his.
And another.
And yet another.
Yes, he really has that many.
Srsly.
His father's account of epic win.
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