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Even furfags hate RationalWiki

RationalWiki™ (RW) is where the demons of the internet gather to deny the claims of all religionfags, one by one, namely by refuting virtually every article on Conservapedia, its mortal enemy. Those pesky science nerds think that they're special shit since they have some shitty Darwin books at their shelf and the leet skills to run a wiki. Suffering from the aforementioned superiority complex, these kikes will go at great lengths to debunk shit brought up by extremely important thinkers of our times, such as David Icke.

Hilariously enough, these people actually think that they're reasonable. Nothing could be further from the truth for RationalWiki than the word "rational" it proudly sports in its name. The contributors and editors of the wiki are hopelessly irrational and butthurt and will stop at nothing at proving they're the biggest flamers on the internet. Known as hipster-pseudo-intellectual-fags, the operators of the RationalWiki are trapped in the mind-slog which is their critical thinking skills.

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RationalFail

Typical "rational" wiki humor.

RationalWiki™ is a grimdraek place of pure, unadulterated dread and misery. For the utter despair of all, packs of manboobed individuals roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of fail to their collection of rubbish. Horever one should not be surprised, since every major wiki on teh Internets is just like that . Assuming you believe those faggots, their intentions are:

  1. Analyzing and refuting pseudoscience and the anti-science movement.
  2. Documenting the full range of crank ideas.
  3. Explorations of authoritarianism and fundamentalism.
  4. Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are handled in the media.

By "pseudoscience" and "anti-science", RationalWiki users generally mean Creationism. RationalWiki consider any scientific idea not taught to them by their high school science teacher to be irrational nonsense.

The Critical Thinking of RationalWiki

The best part of the RationalWiki is the genuine belief each of their contributors have of their own critical thinking skills. Like a six year old who discovers they can blow bubbles with bubble gum, the cogs of the RationalWiki have discovered that they can criticize and rebel against their parents. Unfortunately for many of them, they lack the balls to confront the people they know in real life with their rebellious beliefs. Instead they spend all day being angry and find the best use of their time is to create barely comprehensible, raging anti-Conservative/Religion manifestos in the guise of wiki articles.

Of course, this is why the RationalWiki is so humorous. The contributors of the wiki are completely unaware that what they write is anything but rational. They also legitimately believe what they write but think they can get a pass by using outdated, forced, garbage humor. Remember that one kid who was insufferable know-it-all who tried to fit in by telling awkward jokes while also talking about how "knowledgeable" he was? The crew manning the RationalWiki are like that minus several hundred IQ points. They're smart enough to realize that there are cookies in the cookie jar but too stupid to unclench their fists to allow procurement of said cookies.

The Darwinfags

One should analyze these creatures with great caution, lest they burn you at a stake like the raging hypocrites they are. If you ever encounter a RationalWiki™ editor IRL, please don't touch the poor creature (you can get diseases from them, since they're obviously just a bunch of evolved monkeys) and refer them to the nearest mental hospital available (a church is fine too). Over teh Internets, just troll'em good (you fuckwad!) until they become an heroes. Returning to the main topic, all RationalWiki™ users are one or more of the following:

TL;DR they're either Jews who want to spread lies in order to kill Christians, heathens who want to spread lies in order to kill Christians or a mix of both.

Ever had an atheist come up to you and say that he hates your guts for being Christian IRL? I sure as hell don't. Maybe it is just because I'm rich and beautiful.

Administration

The RationalWiki has a liberal approach to promoting users to sysops. Just about any active, "good-faith" contributor can become a sysop. Even you can have sysop rights there. A full list of sysops can be found here though it won't ever be checked, since no 1 wants anything to deal with these faggots. But kind /b/, prove me wrong .

Proving that bitchfights over religion are not limited to jewtube teenagers, some RW admins, like Trent Toulouse and Ames Grawer, infiltrated Conservapedia with honorable intentions, but they were detected and banned for life by the clueless pedos that run CP. They failed hard. CP sysop Brian Macdonald and Andy Schlafly himself launched some legal threats to Trent and Ames, yet they never materialized. Schlafly, despite that he's been online for more than ten years, is still oblivious to the inner workings of the internets, and that flame wars are futile.

Vandal defense

As with any other open, "anyone can edit" wiki, the RationalWiki is prone to vandal attacks. Not only can sysops ban users, but they can also slow them down too. The RationalWiki has a special extension known as [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:VandalBin VandalBreak]. As with most of RationalWiki's extensions, this extension was created by [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Nx Nx]. This extension can be used by sysops to slow the rate at which suspected vandals can edit pages (eg. 1 edit per minute). This frustrates hopeful vandals into giving up or using proxies in order to creating new accounts.

WIGO pages

Criticizing Conservative Christian sites is one of the RationalWiki users' favorite pastimes. They host several What is going on at…? (WIGO) pages. This is a sure sign of spending too long on the internet (no shit, Sherlock). Of these, the What is going on at CP? page is the largest and most popular. In fact, that page is the second Google search result for "rationalwiki".

RW users would waste hours of their lives DISREGARD THAT, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY watching Conservapedia's RecentChanges for any little piece of dirt that they can get their hands on and display them on the WIGO page. The RationalWiki even have a bunch of custom extensions for the WIGO pages in order to "enable" the obsessions of RationalWiki users.

Deconstructing Andy

Their favorite pastime: raping this man on a daily basis.


To say that rationalwikians focus all their energy on every single stupidity that comes out of Andy Schlafly's head is an understatement. They have dismantled Schlafly's mind, body and soul, analyzing and psychoanalyzing his personal and professional life, his debating tactics, his concerns and his obsessions, even imagining how the asshat behaved as a kid.

Add to that dozens of essays, anagrams, games and poems; a comparative study of Schlafly and Black Jesus; daily wikistalking; a rock opera (written by RW's resident gays); and endless, massive ridiculing directed at Andy himself and his cronies. What you have is a morbid fascination with a guy who is, plain and simple, a fuckwit who does not deserve the slightest attention.


   
 
Do you think she calls him "assfly" in bed?
 

 
 

—RW's Human, on Andy's wife (WIGO's talk page)


   
 
His shirt is ill fitting, cheap, and he didn't bother to remove the extra buttons on his cuffs....
 

 
 

—RW's Nutty Roux, in a micro analysis of a photograph (Sauce)


   
 
I think he is wearing one of them Watch/Calculator things.
 

 
 

—RW's Ace Mc, going deeper and deeper in the matter (Sauce)

RW and ED: SNCA

RationalWiki doesn't have a good relationship with Encyclopedia Dramatica. Contrary to popular belief, ED isn't just a liberal stronghold. In fact, ED is home to many conservatives, libertarians, republicans, fags, dykes, and kikes. No, we're indeed all jew-hating, fag-burning fat basement dwellers . On November 17, 2007, some butthurt fag named PyroPython created the RationalWiki's ED article (not a surprise considering that the entire wiki was created by banned users). On February 3, 2008, the article was rewritten in a more neutral tone. Before the rewrite the article had the following text:

Encyclopædia Dramatica is a Wikipedia "parody" that tries desperately to be funny. Despite all of their attempts (which almost invariably consist of belittling others on the internet and attempts at "shock humor"), they fail to understand that goatse and porn don't make people laugh.

In many ways they are like USENET's alt.tasteless gone completely out of control.

It might be one of the few websites worse than Conservapedia.

Update: ED may yet redeem themselves, to a degree, as an active contributor in the war against Scientology [1].

Sadly the "new and improved" article isn't as funny as the above text, but it did succeed in hiding their inner butthurt selves (well, at least until you view the page history or this article).

Although RW has inspired the expansion of our very article on Conservapedia and the creation of the article on Andy Schlafly, as well as the ongoing investigation on Ed Poor's pedophilia, ED's Urban Space Cowboy actually created the CP article on February 21, 2007, whereas RationalWiki 2.0 was founded by some guy named Colin on May 22, 2007, with the help of Trent Toulouse.

Urban Space Cowboy left our dimension in 2008.

RationalWiki, however, still contains trace amounts off butthurt over their ED article, especially on the talk page.

There is a fine line between "raunchy entertainment" and silly childish rubbish. Most of what ED has is not really of the former and a lot of the latter, so I see no point in emphasising its rarity at the expense of its common. I personally think most of the "jokes" here should go if they can be replaced with quality material, but that is another conversation.

In other words, when ED makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a satire wiki, it's shit and childish rubbish. Yet when RationalWiki makes jokes, insults, and admits that it's a biased wiki, that doesn't mean the wiki is bad, it means that there's room for improvement.

Re-vamping RationalWiki

RationalWiki 1.0

Ironically all of the original RW editors were originally banned Conservapedia editors. In 2007, several wiki-obsessed evolutionists from Wikipedia felt that they could gain acceptance on the Conservative Christian wiki known as Conservapedia. They, of course, were completely wrong. Eventually, these former Conservapedia hopefuls were banned or provoked into ragequiting. These Conservapedian rejects were gathered up and RationalWiki was formed.

The first incarnation of RationalWiki was a invite-only site. Rational 1.0 was a hidden hive of liberal freethinkers and have mostly used for Conservapedia-related discussions. They often discussed their vandalism at Conservapedia. Unfortunately, while the RationalWiki users were discussing the CP users' stupidity, stealthy Conservapedia ninjas learned the secret RationalWiki handshake, infiltrated the wiki, and exposed all of their secrets.

RationalWiki 2.0

Their god. Oh wait... if they don't believe in God, they cannot believe in Satan either. Or could they?

Realizing that ceaselessly moaning about christfags made them look as retarded as the very christfags they were moaning about, RationalWiki did the first rational thing by banning most of its members. After the infiltration and the banning of several RationalWiki members from the RationalWiki, the sysops decided to take the wiki in a new direction. They reset the wiki and started over from scratch. The wiki has now open to everyone and their contributions. Of course, this doesn't mean that RationWiki 2.0 is open to everyone's thoughts, especially the ones deemed "irrational".

Trolling RationalWiki

As with all fundamentalists trolling them may not be as easy as it may first appear due to their inability to listen to anything they do not agree with. Fighting fire with fire may be the best method.

Proven by SCIENCE:

  • RationalWiki rejects any idea that challenges other mainstream scientific ideas, such as the Theory of Relativity. RationalWiki doesn't seem to realize that science is dynamic, and established theories may be rejected in the future.
  • It's fucking easy to refute creation science. A goddamn four-year could do it, seriously, get a life, people.
  • The RationalWiki can also be quite heavy-handed in opposing what it considers to be "authoritarianism", which is the quality they apply to American conservatism. Although conservatives seek to shrink the size of the government and the amount of money people are forced to pay into it, RationalWiki users somehow believe that conservatives are seeking to have the government control everything.
  • Remind them that though they may claim to be above the "childish" humor of ED, but love to photoshop cocks on everything and troll new users.

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