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Blissyu2
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If there were ever a Final Boss of the Internet, then Blissyu2 would most certainly be the First Guy of the Internet. Blissyu2 is the self-diagnosed autistic, delusional unless he is on his meds, guy who "owns" The Wikipedia Review, a website devoted to lambasting the only website worse than itself on the internet, Wikipedia. The word "owns" is in quotes because this fucking retard supposedly paid for both the domain and forum software used on TWR yet is banned from the site itself.
Blissyu2 CAN and WILL find you, no matter how well you hide behind your anonymity.
Indeed, as of 5th November 2007 (Wikipedia Review's 2 year anniversary), the admins of Wikipedia Review (primarily Somey) hacked Blissyu2's Wikipedia Review account (both the user account and the site level account) to change the passwords and block access, whilst simultaneously lying to the domain hosts that Somey was really Blissyu2 and this guy from Australia was guilty of identity theft. Keen for some easy money, the hosts were very happy to receive 2x the money that they usually get for hosting, and to date have not bothered to intervene. The reason that Somey gave for "having" to ban Blissyu2 is because of this blog post he made exposing one of Wikipedia Review's newest administrators, Kato, of extreme corruption and lying. It seems that Somey didn't want people to know just how rotten some of the people on WR had become. "Obviously I am not too impressed at losing my own site. Its scandalous, its horrific, its illegal." [2]
“Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The WR, treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why Somey's treason
Should ever be forgot.”
WHAT THE FUCK? This retard spent $150 of his own money on something that he doesn't even control?
Absolutely. In fact, the only real responsibility he does have is:
| —Blissyu2, citing internet law | ||
I don't believe any of this. SAUCE!?!?!?!1!!1!
The faggot admitted all of this himself on his own userpage. See for yourself!
Blissyu2's Autobiography
I am the legal owner of The Wikipedia Review, a forum dedicated to criticism of Wikipedia. I am not an administrator, however. On WR, I use the name "Blissyu2", so I should be fairly easy to find.
Actually, to be fair, I really kind of donated some money. To start off with I was going 1/6ths in the $10 it was going to cost to pay for the domain name. Then all the other jerks backed out of it, so I just went "Oh fudge this" and put in the $10 myself. Then they were saying "Oh but we need actual software" and before I knew it I'd put in $150 for the fucking thing. Well, that's it, I am not going to actually do anything with it, I said. Someone else can run it, while I sit back and get all of the benefits. After a year of "owning" it, Somey was meant to take it over, but a fucking error meant that I still officially own it, much to the upset of my bank balance.
Some people get this mistaken idea that because I paid the money therefore I actually have some kind of control over it. Its a donation, nothing more. I have no power there. Sure, out of respect they don't ban me, and occasionally listen to me, but that's their choice. Every so often someone has an argument with someone there and tries to convince me to usurp everything and take it over. Fuck that for a joke.
All I am is someone who can be sued if ever Wikipedia Review did anything illegal. That's it. That's what my role is, to make sure that they don't do anything illegal. And I like suing people. I find it quite enjoyable. The amount of fuckwits that run around the internet having no idea about the law is really amusing. And then there's people that hide behind legal loopholes and anonymity, thinking that that is actually going to save them is a total joke. We can find you, and we will find you.
Blissyu2 on LiveJournal
Blissyu2 had two accounts,
RealAdrian and
DyingHappy), both of which are suspended. He is the archnemesis of 1justin. This was RealAdrian's user info prior to the suspension (found on cached Google site, links by Quasidan the Jew):
| —RealAdrian, victim of hackers on steroids |
Blissyu2 on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Not only does Blissyu2 devote a majority of his time to trying to insult Wikipedia (and often failing), but he also occasionally brings his fail to ED in the form of shitty, gay, furry fanfiction about Wikipedia's founders, Jimbo Wales, Larry Sanger, and Ben Kovitz. Chances are Blissyu2 is on his crusade against Wikipedia because he got banned for vandalizing its articles with stupid old memes like O rly that were funny Last Thursday. Seriously, failing at trolling Wikipedia is like failing at failing. Some argue that Blissyu2 should cease all trolling efforts and become an hero immediately.
Blissyu2 so much desires to be an internet celebrity that in addition to self-admittedly paying for a site which he has absolutely no control over, he tells people who troll him to "go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and write an article about me." Now that its up, expect him to consistently attempt to vandalize and/or blank it, thus adding to the lulz. To show just how fucking serious he is, Blissyu2 left this message on Chankachankaboo's talk page.
| —Blissyu2 11:42, 1 August 2007 (CDT) | ||
Blissyu2 consistently emulates, and even sometimes surpasses, Exhibits A, B, C, and D. He is contaminated with dangerously high levels of anti-lulz, and there is a good chance that he is the AIDS that is killing ED. Blissyu2 abuses prescription painkillers and writes articles about himself, his friends, and his enemies. When he sobers up he demands that the admins delete them, yet paradoxically recreates them hours later. Split personality anyone? He feverishly writes steamy articles about Grace Note, as a monument to their love.
One of his biggest delusions
One of Blissyu2's biggest delusions is here. A fictional story about Wikipedia Review having a secret forum for planned attacks on Wikipedia, and get this Blu Aardvark was opposed to the idea. That is The Blu Aardvark. The guy known as the deadliest and proudest vandal on all wikis, who did unprovoked vandalism (e.g. on WikiFur) for years until he got bored. The guy who is feared as a troll by all administrators, but according to Blissyu2, Blu has always been opposed to any vandalism or trolling on Wikipedia.
Blissyu2 also claims that Sgrayban, known for exposing TOW checkuser Rebecca as a man, has always been opposed to outing of Wikipedia administrators.
Blissyu2 is a "Man's man"
| —Blissyu2, Totally not gay |
Countermeasures
If you spot Blissyu2 in the wild, you can do your part by:
- Immediately reverting any of his contributions.
- Vandalizing and/or blanking the fuck out of any articles he creates.
- Redirecting any articles created by him to this page.
- Redirecting his user page to this page.
- RAPING HIM FULL FORCE IN THE VAGINA, MOUTH, AND ASS
- Telling him how full of fail and cancer he is on his talk page.
Famous Quotes
| —Blissyu2 admitting rampant drug use | ||
| —Blissyu2, being milked like the lolcow he is. | ||
Legacy Of Fail
| —Blissyu2 02:31, 25 August 2007 (CDT) | ||
Failgasm of the Blissy Zordrac ben Shalom
Here is the typifying example of Blissy's final bossing failgasm.
Blissy-Shalom starting to teasing the audience |
Pulling the harder |
Readying for the money shots |
See also
- Fucktard
- Nathanr his childhood friend betrayed him over Kato and Blissyu2 now swears he will one day take Nathanr's life.
- The Wikipedia Review - that Blissyu2 owns but he got hacked out of
- Encyc - where Blissyu2 is an admin and can write whatever he likes
- Alison - nemesis de jour.
External links
- http://www.myspace.com/blissyu2
- http://therealadrian.spaces.live.com/
- http://catonine.virtue.nu
- Blissyu2's autobiography
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Shalom
- The NEW Wikipedia Review, now with a whole 3 members, 2.5 posts per month in its ten-month existence, and Malber maybe is an admin!
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