Reaper Eternal

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Artists depiction of Janeche Oliveira, aka link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Reaper Eternal Reaper Eternal

Reaper Eternal, KittyReaper or Zelkova Reaper (powerword: Janeche Oliveira) is a TOW Wikipedo who faps to ponies while reverting Wikipedia vandalism. It is suspected that she is a disgusting pegasister, and possibly a sockpuppet of NawlinWiki. It is known that she is a bureaucratic fuck. She epicly freaked out when the GNAA pwnt the MoodBar.

Little is known of her personal life, other than that she makes a bullshit claim of being at college to justify to other wikipedos with wikipedoholism her absences from editing. She really just is schlicking to MLP and she definitely suffers from Assburgers.

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Getting lulz

Reaper Eternal is almost guaranteed to get butthurt if you associate her with pegasisters in any of these methods. She tries hard to hide it from other wikipedo admins. She also is sensitive to people mentioning her nighttime job of bagging groceries.

  • Join #wikipedia-en-spi on freenode and troll her.
  • Private message her or CTCP flood her. Unfortunately, she keeps DCC autoaccept off so giving her goatse won't work.
  • Post lulzy messages to her userpage and talk page.
  • Make edits where you add a space to one line on her user page and talk page. Use lulzy edit summaries.
  • Take a massive dump on her chat page. Look also for moar at Vandal/How-to.
  • Comment on Wikipedia or IRC concerning her stripping "work". She has a tendency to get rather butthurt when people bring it up in a public forum. Why people would wish to stare at her clitoris is beyond comprehension.

A day in her life

When she is not busy dropping her pants for anybody who will give her money, Reaper Eternal can generally be found autistically staring at both My Little Pony shows or Wikipedia.

  • 11:00 AM: Wake up late after being up almost all night watching for meepsheep or hagger. That's right. She has no real job or school--i.e. no life.
  • 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM: Eat breakfast or lunch, whatever you call it.
  • 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM: Watch MLP while obsessing over Wikipedia.
  • 3:00 PM: Eat 3 bags of cheetos.
  • 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM: Continue watching MLP and Wikipedia.
  • 4:00 PM to 4:30 PM: Get butthurt by hagger and cry.
  • 4:30 PM: Eat 3 bags of cheetos.
  • 4:30 PM to 6:00 PM: Continue watching MLP and Wikipedia.
  • 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM: Eat dinner while watching MLP.
  • 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM: Fap over gay porn.
  • 8:00 PM to 12:00 AM: Get epicly pwnt by meepsheep while watching MLP and Wikipedia. Eat another 4 bags of cheetos.
  • 12:00 AM to 3:00 AM: Circlejerk with other bronies. Eat a final 2 bags of cheetos.
  • 3:00 AM to 3:30 AM: Try to fall asleep with a sore anus and micropenis.

Dox

Her dox are:

First Name
Janeche
Last Name
Oliveira
Age
20s (unconfirmed; based on college student claim)
Gender
Female
Occupation
College student (confirmed)
Nighttime / Weekend Occupation
Kroger
Location
Duluth, Georgia
Secondary Location
Gwinnett Technical College
Race
American

Stripping

Reaper Eternal works for a strip club as a f2m stripper and charges around $150 not including the tips to jump around with her clit flapping like the aspie she is for about an hour. She charges more depending upon how many miles she has to drive, is happy to dance for guys, and tries to act like she is some professional. She is willing to dress up as a police officer (has she ever gotten arrested for this?), fireperson (where did she get that costume?), soldier (I bet some soldier is sickened by Reaper Eternal wearing their old combat uniform), construction worker (has she ever done real work in her life?), cowgirl (she somehow managed to even find the boots, spurs, and ten-gallon hat), geek or nerd (lol she is one--this can't be that hard!), and chummy gal (zzzzz). Reaper Eternal is apparently known for taking props with her and putting on a "good show".

It is suspected though unconfirmed that Reaper Eternal may carry your groceries to your car, if you pay her extra.

Quotes

   
 
[09:17:00] <ReaperEternal> I am actually gay :x
 

 
 

—IRC

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