Rina-Chan

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Rina-Chan = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.

"Ohh! Did I win?".
The result of GOTIS
She's like the Ahmadinejad of cosplay; nobody likes her.

Rina-Chan (AKA "Runka-Chunk", Kira Buckland irl; formerly known as "KagomeHigurashi") thinks she is a professional voice actress, when she is really a whore and flagrant weeaboo (Fact- She used to be known as Gwen Buckland, but she had her first name legally changed to 'Kira' because 'Kira makes people think of a kitty cat'). Born July 16, 1987, Rina-Chan grew up in Alaska with her mom, dad, and her 20 Inch spike-textured vibrator, which she was given to her at the age of 19 due to her bad luck with the opposite sex. At some point, Rina-Chan stumbled over anime voice actors and found that she sounded exactly like tight spandex. Reliable sources say that Rina-Chan is rather HAWT when viewed from the right angle, and if you have any pix (shopped will do) to prove it, your contribution to this article will be most appreciated.

But even the tourneyfags from the Super Smash Bros. scene don't want to bang her because her high pitched 3 year old voice can paralyze giant gorillas with one word alone. She even has IRL boys from ARASUKA (Rina-Chan also "speaks" Japanese, completing her weeaboo image) drooling after her all the time (the most notable is Full Metal Mario, or some shit like that). According to resources, he never shuts up about her, and wears a worn out Mario cap that smells like ass, but she still will not have the sex with them, because they are not pixels or openly gay men.

She somehow managed to get enough "support" (by sitting in a gutter begging for change) to start a shitty weeaboo convention in Alaska called Senshi-Con, and the attendance reached as high as twenty furries. Rina-Chan also started the "Voice Acting Club", a prestigious and extensive community dedicated to, for, and maintained by voice actors of all ages and genders. Oddly enough, the concept began with a single thread at Newgrounds dedicated to the same purpose as the website.

She is known to constantly drink caffeinated energy drinks and coffee. This enables her to actually speak like a person. It also enhances her "voice talent" by making her sound even more professional.

Rina-Chan's group of friends in the land of Sarah Palin and penguins consist of girls and guys who are uglier than her, AND want to have sex with her, or pretend to be her friend to for the lulz (these people are likely faggots and furries).

Contents

"Voice Work? More like noise work"

This is Rina-Chan's room...So, you still want to be a voice actor?

Embracing her talent, she found her way to Newgrounds and did voice work for projects of varying notability as well as voice acting her (at-the-time) namesake in Inuyasha fan flashes. She was a huge attention whore and basically forced people to listen to her voice. Thus making her involved in tons of projects. This made her very popular with the boys and she was catapulted to stardom. And this, of course, gives her an ego the size of her birthplace. Because she is the only girl on Newgrounds, and is coincidentally a voice actor, her annoying fucking voice can be heard in EVERY FLASH CARTOON EVER MADE.

Since 2004, she's become one of the more prominent female voice-actors for flash animations and other projects. She winds up in a number of projects (despite the fact her voice sounds exactly the same regardless of her role) because clearly, she's the only female voice actor out there.

Eventually, all the fame started to catch up with Rina-Chan. Soon, she would move to California and get some professional voice acting roles in video games and anime. But, she has moved back to Alaska as stated here [2]. Even with all this on her plate, Rina-Chan still wasn't satisfied.

Rina-Chan said this after doing some voice work for some stupid ass-friend's work. Check the piece of shit here.

Voice acting club forum user and all around conceited know-it-all Azn bitch Hnilmik unintentionally demonstrates some of the same voice acting qualities of Rina-Chan in this audio parody on Newgrounds.

"Brawl Taunts"

In mid-2008, Rina-Chan approached one Kirbopher (famous for creating flash animations that look like they were drawn by a 6 year old. Fact- And offers people to actually PAY him for it) with a proposition: three minutes of her talents in exchange for three minutes' worth of animation. Thus, "Brawl Taunts" was born and Rina-Chan reigned supreme on Newgrounds once more. Not one, not two, but THREE movies were made to make fun of a game that makes fun of itself, thus ensuring she would be remembered long after she was dead.

The cartoons contained little to no actual jokes. The jokes that were in the cartoon (if you can even call them that) were lame, incredibly overused and unoriginal. Most of the material consisted of gay 4chan memes, homosexuality (which is a requirement for all of Rina-Chan's "parodies" because Yaoi is soooo funny) and basically just showing what happens in the game with witty observations. This is the recipe for comedic gold.

The Creators of "shit taunts" as their non-animated counterparts. Together they have made themselves infamous, by selling themselves out constantly by making terrible, unfunny parodies of things they don't even like themselves, and by voice acting rape scenes, which were based on their childhoods. Here, they bestow their douchebag IQ within this pointless interview.

"The Backalleys" strike with "Brawl Funnies"

Made with God's hands.
This is the biggest favor she'll ever get from a person, she's fuckin' ugly and will never ever be hot enough to actually be fucked by Captain Falcon

With Rina-Chan and Kirbopher been unchallenged and praised. On May 7th 2009, The Backalleys which surprisingly consists of some Newgrounds members declared war against Rina-Chan, Kirbopher and the "Brawl Taunts" "franchise" with a three part flash collaboration project that would be called "Brawl Funnies". The reception to "Brawl Funnies" were both positive and negative, but mostly overall praised and accepted due to the fact that some actual Newgrounders finally had the balls to put Laurel and Hardy (Rina-Chan and Kirbopher) in their rightful place. Rina-Chan and Kirbopher's reaction to this comedic genius remains unknown.

Many of Rina-Chan's fans misunderstood the intent of Rtil's contribution, "Rina-Chan and the Brawl Boyz," (which was clearly the short that was drawn the best) and actually enjoyed it for all the wrong reasons. Which made for more lulz

Rtil and the Back Alleys are obsessed with Parodies, but are constantly pissed off because the parodies they make are so shit they cannot meet the standards of Kirbopher and Rina-Chan, which are terrible to begin with, so they show their hate every now and again by wasting their nights making boring flash cartoons making fun of other retards like themselves. At least some of them actually can draw.

Craptastic role in Lil' Paco

Her only decent role is a psychotic, tweeker angel.

In December 2012 it was thought the world might end. The first piece of evidence of the apocalypse was that Rina-Chan starred in a project that was actually worth watching called Lil' Paco. She portrayed Bon, a tweeker angel with an annoying voice not unlike Rina-Chan's body of work. Unfortunately, the project fell into relative obscurity soon after its release. Rina-Chan's involvement with the cartoon has been cited as the sole reason for its lack of success.

Her Reputation as a Tourneyfag

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The sexy monster returns to haunt us at EVO Game Tournament
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Juri Han is not impressed by Runka-Chunk's trolling.

Tourneyfags are torn whether to worship one of the only precious females in their sausagefest community, or to bash the living shit out of her. Of course, they end up worshipping her for her talent in voice acting and smash.

As stated before, tourneyfags aren't desperate enough to screw her. Yes, these sad, pathetic virgins who still live with their parents still do not want to do Rina. Then again, she likes being a virgin.

Rina And Dad Have A Moment

DruoxTheShredder uploaded a video known as "Rina And Dad Have A Moment," in which he bitches about Rina's shitty voice talent (ironic, because his own voice acting skill consists of screaming into the microphone retardedly fucking loud, or sounding like a fag, but that's just his real voice,).

It was removed shortly afterwards, followed by another video, where Druox revealed that he removed the video due to people from a forum known as The Backalleys showing hatred toward the bitch and that he didn't make the video to hurt her feelings (also showing how big of a pussy he was).

Mirror of the original video.
DMacDouble's response video.
Druoxthefuckshit made a new video for her birthday.

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Haters Make Her Famous

FireGoron always has something to complain about, right?
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Let this gallery be testimony of her being a now, and future failed internet stain in anything relating to "real" voice acting About missing Pics

Rina-chan Nowadays

Since this fail whale of an Voice Actress hasnt failed to die, she continues on speading her cancer through other outlets, as of recently a retarded My Little Pony Parody Series by Hotdiggedydemon as well as rubbish MLP Parodies played on Ghost's Show, being the closet brony Ghost is he has retweeted her work and given her mod status on his Paltalks.

Things Featuring Her "Talent"

Rina-Chan <3s U.

Legacy

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A typical fucktard supporting Rina-Chan.

The world is stupid enough to follow her footsteps, it's just a matter of time until her shit reaches more hopeless virgin drones that will try to do the same thing. We just hope that will not be the case and let the horror end with the current creature. Amen.

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