RobDoesTheInternet

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The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.

RobDoesTheInternet is a MySpace troll whose real name, some argue, is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a Eurofag with a TL;DR and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in Moonspeak). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your POV) example of internet humanitarianism evar. However, Rob is no prude, and takes revealing photos to use for undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself. All sorts of jailbait on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's gay. Also, though he claims to hunt trolls, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.

Internet Humanitarianism

Main article: See Mission: MySpace

Contrary to popular belief, Rob is not gay, though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run Mission: MySpace for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get you deleted for bullshit reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from MySpace, and was then baleeted by a horde of babyfurs who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get over 7000 MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, at least 100 of those were righteous trolls and Anons. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive fursecution attack on MySpace to date, making him a hero to some but a lulzcow to the rest of the internets.

Internet modeling

RobDoesTheInternet asking for some buttsecks.

Rob was the internet's top model as of last Thursday. If that doesn't prove that he is gay, nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined ModelMayhem, a site full of homosexuals. Showing his true colors as a troll (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an epic flame war on that site with all sorts of people he called sick fucks, who had default pictures that were against the site's TOS. Though the faggot moderators sided with him, Rob left the site. Some argue he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.

UPDATE: he has returned, but it is obviously not for trolling. Behold the faggotry

Theories

Some argue Rob does everything for the lulz, and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:

• He knows almost every fucking meme on the internet and tries too hard to show off his netspeak knowledge.

• He makes fake profiles of 16-year-old girls for pedo hunting on MySpace. Before getting the pedos v&, when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with goatse.

Some argue Rob is gay and unfunny. Evidence for this theory:

• He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.

• He was a MySpace celebrity.

• He has a MySpace.

• He made a video making fun of Anonymous, though many speculate this was done to troll.

• Popped collar.

• He's a Republican.

• Read his blog. Baleeted.

• Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, gay.


   
 
I'm a virgin and I've never even jacked off, OK?!
 

 
 

—RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008

Now if a 19-year-old guy says that, some argue he is simply asexual, but considering his burning hatred for all forms of secks, it is suspected he either lacks a cock or took part in the BME Pain Olympics, though his voice indicates otherwise. Voice synthesizers.

Other Ventures

Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained e-fame for a brief period. However, he's starting from scratch. He's moved to YouTube and Facebook. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully off the internets, though likely in gay porn.


   
 
If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.
 

 
 

—Future Movie Star, RobDoesTheInternet

Mission: Pornstar

Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a TL;DR diatribe which was the long-anticipated start to his gay porn career, it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking YouTube Staff cock.

Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If you see him, add his link to the External Links section below.

Hate Art

External Links

Unconfirmed

  • XTube... this'll be bad for his prude image. Likely not him since he's so anti-porn, but who knows. UPDATE: He says it's not him, but admits to having an XTube account for trolling. SOMEBODY FUCKING FIND THIS.
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