Robert A. Howard
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Robert "Tangents" A. "Robert A. Howard" Howard loved webcomics so much that one day he decided to make his own, which even he admits failed. So after fucking up something as easy as a webcomic, Robert A. "RAH" Howard took the most logical approach and decided to start reviewing them. "Reviewing" to Robert A. Howard of course means licking the balls of weeaboo Deviantart rejects who focus on gender bending trainwrecks, and offering his helpful opinions on how to make the comic "better" which of course nobody reads except for JDR who will die if not constantly fellated by her readers.
His exquisite tastes
Robert A. Howard only reads the best of webcomics, including Megatokyo, The Wotch, Pustule Dependent Herotroop, and El Goonish Shive. As you can see, comics that deal with gender changing and lesbians makes Robert A. Howard a hot and bothered Robert A. Howard. Robert A. Howard calls his reviews "secants", which according to the Wikipedos is some sort of communist mathematic term.
A Man of Action
Robert A. Howard became one with the internet years ago, and is unable to do anything in the real world except drool and stroke his neckbeard. In order to make up for this deficiency, he learned to aquire the power of the almighty asterisk (*) to combine the physical world with the internets.
Pride goeth before the Lulz
Many Thursdays ago Robert A. Howard found out about a new blog, by John Solomon, that was having a field day trashing horrible webcomics, including some that Robert A. Howard truly loved. Stroking his neckbeard, Robert A. Howard foolishly jumped in to the fray to defend none other than Jennifer Diane Reitz. After making an idiot of himself at John's blog, he ran back to JDR's forum to share his internet victory.
—Robert A. Howard, tireless soldier of the Culture of Nice
—Robert A. Howard, wishing he was Paul Hogan
—Robert A. Howard, the ZING KING
His hilarious defeat
Robert A. Howard's whiny complaint to John Solomon immediately caused a lollercoaster, even attracting the attention of Anonymous. Robert A. Howard was given his own feature on John Solomon's blog, something he did not appreciate, the ungrateful fuck.
—Anonymous, "zinging" Robert A. Howard
—Robert A. Howard, taking his ball and going home
—Anonymous, kicking Robert A. Howard when he's down.
His website: Tangents