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An example of 10 year olds thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.
A typical post from a britfag who forums on Roblox, notice he has less than 1200 posts.
Typical shitty troll thread on the forums.
Another fucking furry. at least most of them are banned.
An example of CFraming on Roblox.
A great example of how superior the mod's spelling is.
You used to be able to post this and cause everyone to go "OMG wtf?!?" but now you just look like a faggot, and they make shitty jokes


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Roblox, often written as ROBLOX, is a shitty Lego knock-off made by a few Jews with too much extra time and money. Roblox is about building levels and making cool shit; however, nobody does that except random losers too stupid to use SDK. Most people bash random shit together and call it original.


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The Community

this is his my fc on roblox this is him fully trained after being trapped in hell for 50 years and now he has returned to fight evil wth his god powers of the elements and his mighty sword which canturn ppl to dust wth one hit. - A work of art found on Roblox.com!

The Roblox community is primarily composed of 9-11 year old boys who try to /guido to attract a gf so they can have "SE_XS" because typing sex is censored. The kids are so abundant that the admins at one point were thinking about allowing "oding"


[no srsly |http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=60890359]

Besides the guido gf hunters, there are also the idiots who still spend their time "building" in this game. These idiots don't usually make anything decent at all, but they spend a unreasonable amount of time (and money) in the games level editor (studio). Rarely, something of quality is created, but these things usually don't get popular at all. The better places in Roblox are usually forgotten and buried under 50 copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

For more info about this, skip down to IronNoob.


As Roblox is a festering bowl of shit, naturally every furfag and their bad-dragon dildo collection will be on the site; search "furry" on the decals section for a pure example. Luckily, when the mods aren't slacking off, they usually ban furfags, but in the time before they get banned, most furfags will go around crying about Fursecution, usually making groups like "AntHRos of Roblox!!" or posts where you can catch them talking about how they're and threatening to kill themselves over the fact that most 10 year olds find them disgusting. Roblox-furfags are the cream of the retard crop; they can't understand that going around screaming "iM A FURRY!!!!" won't make everyone like them.


Notable People

Builderman irl
  • Builderman- The supposed creator of this madness called "Roblox".
   
 
Hello, fellow ROBLOXians! I am a friendly helpful guy.
 

 
 

—Builderman attempting to trick Jews into giving him their jew gold.

Telamon irl
  • Telamon/John Shedletsky- The primary coder of Roblox.


   
 
I spent an hour of my time showing you around. Stop being an ungrateful whiner. Maybe your parents put up with this sort of thing, but I don't care for it.
 

 
 

—Shedletsky when angry at a 7-year-old CoD kiddie.

  • Vaktus - RP faggot who likes Killzone and operates the Third Reich of Roblox. If you lose to him in a raid, he will not be happy until he has you group and has stamped it with "DOMITATD BY RANDOM FAGGOT GENERAL NUMBER SOMETHIN" He forces you to do this by sticking his CoDfags on you. Also, he has friends who know how to exploitis father le Roblox's shitty MySQL system and makes shitty videos for his group making fun of his enemies.
  • SharpTH - A fat Jew who makes semi-shitty videos and boring places. Made the first version of this article, which was a giant rage-fest.
  • Fleshkjerta/Blathers - Random Swedish guy who made this game popular back in 2007/6 with shitty youtube videos with Homer Simpson voices put in everywhere. He really likes hentai and his name probably meant buttsecks in another language. He got banned and everyone cried, screamed, and bawwwwed. Some people still think about him, but other than that he is forgotten. Goes by the name Blathers and pretends to be a mod by threatening to ban CoD Kiddies for saying "Fyuk you Facgot", Still less of a disgrace to Sweden than PewDiePie.
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  • Lemurboy12/07 - Mario fanboy and Sonic asshat. Made shitty videos using Powerpoint because he didn't know how to pan/crop in Sony Vegas. He was like Fleshkjerta 2.0, minus the Homer Simpson and buttsecks. He quit about 2 years ago and gave away his Roblox account to some random faggot.
  • XiaoXiaoMan - Squidward Tentacles. Has Windows movie marker 8(Disregard, he has Sony Vegas) and flameeffect.png. Basically some faggot who tries to be the AVGN of Roblox but fails overall. Once shat on a little girl's dreams. Also has a foot fetish and wants to be fucked by a swedish dragon, even has a whole Steam group full of horny jews who kiss his greasy toes for this, look it up.
  • Alexnewtron - Huge faggot and internet tough guy. He tries to make a monopoly out of Roblox. He made a shitty site called Socialmeeps(.net), which is another shit-tacular social networking site for 5-year-olds. He has threatened people with RATS (Even though most of the people he threatens are on Tor, durrrr) and phishing. He gave out the location of a guy called HellMage501MisterObvious. Either way, Alexnewtron will never have a company or legal hold on his Rococks "creations." Also, he forgets: Everything you make on Roblox is owned by the Roblox Corporation. Seems someone didn't read the TOS, now, did they?

Explanation of Roblox

Coding is a requirement for this game. It's free, but all the faggots on the site keep whining about "how it's not." Never mind that BC is purely optional and that developers need to eat too. It still manages to be better than Meinkampf.

You won't survive roblox because of all the brats and spoiled kids such as SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX who fucked off that community anyways.

Contests

Possibly the most autistic feature of all. The dumbfuck admins run a contest to see which dyslexic child can build the shittiest place! Most contest entries are either copied places, free modeled places, or empty baseplates. Some lifeless children who have been diagnosed with Down Syndrome get on alts to vote for their place, because it matters *ZOMG GASP* SO MUCH. And all they win is some shitty hat and then they die of excitement and then come back to life, masturbate until cum spurts out (oh wait, these kids haven't hit puberty. They don't have balls), masturbate some more, then they get a vagina/penis.

Items

You pay for these using virtual currency. They fall into several categories. such as:

  • BC only: Builders Club only. Shitty rich greedy kids buy this shit.
  • Limited: Stuff that's limited to a certain number of those items. After they run out, people constantly bitch and whine and BAWWWWW for not getting one and the people that bought sell them for insane prices like 9,999,999 "robux."
  • Limited Unique: The same as the above, only with serial numbers.
  • Timed: Items that last a certain amount of time. Again, after they run out, people constantly bitch and whine about not being able to get one.
  • Presents: These items are only given out during the holidays. To get one, you usually have to do a stupid task. These have ranged from being in BC to making a forum post containing the word "ice" to registering for over a year. Pretty fucking simple, but ROtards who are too fucktarded to look at the forums to figure out how to get them constantly bitch and whine about not being able to get one.

There are also several types of items, such as:

  • Gear: Basically weapons that you can bring to places to pwn avatar even though its an "obby"
  • Faces: A change to the face of your avatar. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but that was only available in a present for showing everyone on Facebook what a fag you are for playing Roblox.
  • T-shirts: Simply puts a picture on the front of your avatar. Only BC is allowed to distribute them. Yes, that means you need to pay real money to make everyone pay virtual money for Goatse.
  • Shirts and Pants: Basically T-Shirts that cover your arms and legs. Only BC is allowed to even make them, let alone sell them.

Advertising

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Gameplay

How to play ROcocks.

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Groups

As of July 2009, John shat out some more butthurt-inducing AIDS from his ass. Groups make it much easier to communicate with their members. Groups were made for no other reason than to fapping with the tough guys they imagine they are. Groups are also a good place for emos to cut themselves and describe how hot Jacob is. Flamebait, 'nuff said.

Notable Groups

ATTENTION! YOUR GROUP IS NOT IMPORTANT SO DON'T FUCKING ADD IT HERE!

  • RAT - A group of fags who want to disguise their rainbow flag under black and white. The group was started by stealthmatt, who thought (Assuming he can think) he had a brain, and told everyone who joined his bitch ass group that they would bring their IQ out of the negatives. By that point, their collective IQs got in to the negative thousands. The owner, ColourTheory used to be Donkeyo4. He got his name from a life experience: after taking a giant shit, he decided to rape his donkey for the 4th time that day. Thus came the name donkeyo4. He then changed his name to ColourTheory so he could add black and white to the pride flag.
  • VAK - A group full of emos who just love black & red. They typically tend to attack other groups in game to feel badass and impress their leader. The owner is a 16 year old Irishman with a superiority complex. His original name was XDHAPPYXD, but he changed his name to Vaktus by donating $400000 to Jews.
    Typical VAK Member
  • SB - SB or Sly Bloxxers is a shitfuckassdump group owned by greatswordpwner after bobathe-gay-man gave it to him. greatswordpwner probably takes this game more seriously than life, and all he does is spaz the fuck out of himself to his SB members about how they suck and then gets flamed. After this he gets butthurt and goes and cries to his dad. His dad then tell him he has no life and his siblings make fun of him. 10 seconds later hes over it and this repeats. BREAKING NEWS: SB lost in a war they didnt even have with SC, thus showing how shitty they are.
  • UAF - A group run by BigBrotherBenBlueJosephStalin9, but he got fucked in his ass by MOOJL who stole his password which BB9 keeps up there, and then steals the group. Benblue9 then gets butthurt and leaves. MOOJL is known for being a cow and an illegal Mexican at the same time, and living in Kentucky with his boyfriend thepit44.
  • JC A 'group of elite Cobra's all they do is cause drama, a load of bull shit, and lies. Their leader PspJohn1 spreads the JC AIDS at Fort Fang
  • WIJ- A bunch of homosexual nazis who spend their time commiting faggotry with their leader. The term is "I PUT MY SWORD SILENTLY INTO YOUR ASSHOLE, HEIL SILENTSWORD".
  • X-101ST - A shitty fucking old group of online daters who think they are God's Gift to women. They spend most of there time trying elite sexual activities. The leader is a master of circle jerking and they often cum on each others faces for sport.
  • FC - A group that enjoy wolves, not much goes on in this shitty excuse for a clan but jizz always ends up in their mouths.
  • TGI - These elitist dick weeds think they are the shit when in fact they are shit most of them spend all day trying to suck up to Toberdam like the Yifflings they are.

Places

It's as easy as making porn. You just throw something together out of bricks, color the bricks into white or brown, and submit it to the site, before being spammed by the general community. All places feature free models , because the creator is to fucking retarded to make his own. Such people include *Enter over A MILLION down this list*


   
 
"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."
 

 
 

—Even Wikipedia approves its unoriginality

Builder's Club

What the staff want.
The creator of this video was b&.


The devs realized that they were making no jew gold from the game, so Telamon said "Let's make people pay for useless blocks".

August 2007 was the month they introduced Builder's club. A shitty, unneeded addition that only no-lifers that want to be COOL would want. People with Builder's club get


  • A yellow and Light blue FREE shitty hat
  • 10 PLACES!!!!! When will Roblox know that there is such a thing called alts? Are they retarded?
  • Robux, like tickets, but worse because you paid real money for this virtual shit that have no real no real cash value..
  • NO ADS
  • The ability to make shirts, which lets you make thousands of terrible shirts involving weegee, shoop da whoop and troll face.
  • Less chance you'll get deleted. (Really)
  • Try the shitcacular BC BETA FEATURES!
  • Tells you the shitty game MW2 is a better buy.

After a year or two, The devs wanted more money, so they made ANOTHER builder's club, called "Turbo builder's club", Which costs more and gives you...

A few months later, the devs wanted even MORE money, so they made "Outrageous Builder's Club". Which costs more than a PS3 does, This one gives you

  • Robux but its even better because you paid $20.00 and it was SO WORTH IT TO STEAL YOUR MOM'S DAMN CREDIT CARD then you get banned by the fags/mods.
  • ANOTHER recolored hat
  • 100 PLACES!
  • A treasure chest with terrible items
  • A shitty pirate theme that looks emo. That make you browser pop-up a Out-Of-Memory error.
  • Same shitty theme showing up on your profile when other people look at it, showing everyone that you have absolutely no life
  • You get all the damn BC features.
  • 100 GROUPS!!!!!!!!!!! *Explodes*
  • Admins kiss your ass 24/7.
  • NEVER GET BANNED IF YOU GET LIFETIME BECAUSE THE ADMINS LOVE YOUR MONEY
  • The admins will literally suck your little cock!
  • A free abortion!!!!!!


Pretty soon, there will be "SUPER OUTRAGEOUS TURBO CLUB", Which will cost 1 million dollars, Give you 500 places, 3 Shitty recolored hats, every single sold item each day as currency, A pubescent child porn book as a hat, and will give you a massive balls that weigh to much FREE PACKAGE, which will cause everyone in the server to get FULL BLOWN AIDS and see an image of goatse and they will all die, causing the mass reproduction of testicular worms.


Roblox is edutainable

 
 
Hello my name is gmf23 and i em the 5 star general encharge of the united states military group and your contry needs you to join we have branchs including army,navy,airforce,and marines, and we also include an international branch if your not american we even have a special forces unit that if i think your up for the task you might get in we also have a space branch or NASA that you can join as well as the normal branchs we also offer medals you can earn as well as real military ranks you will recive as you move up in them

Steps: to join
1: pm me back saying what branch you want to join army,navymarine,or airforce,
2: join the united states military branch found in group search
3: reqwest to join the united states military group
4: stay active so you know when trainings and meetings are
5: if your this far good job you read all this thank you for listening ............

 


 

—Some fag advertising his group




   
 
come to my obby!! when u win try to stop ppl from winning by killing them with a Uzi or M4A1 form my place
 

 
 

—Another faggot advertising his place



   
 
Wanna join my group The ROBLOXiane Army???
 

 
 

—AKA FEAR


   
 
HEIL VAKTUS/HITLER
 

 
 

—Half of the 10 year olds on there.

The Forums

   
 
The next time you see me, you will see a fist with me as well. 5 seconds later, BAM. Then you'll wake up, BAM. YOU'LL WAKE UP AGAIN, BAM. I'll keep doing it over again until you stop waking up.
 

 
 

—butthurt faggot after being trolled

A typical thread on the roblox forums.
This does not apply to the Roblox Forum.

[1]

The WWC forum is currently developing cancer.


The forums are a big pile of ignorance, filled with some of the biggest dumbasses on this site. There are a few classifications:

  • Forumers - Yes, they have a word for the dumbfuck users who use their oh-so fucking "fab" forum
  • Top Posters - The biggest losers on the site, they generally spend all their time on the computer while they can help the real community and flip out when they get this badge of shame.
  • Spammers - People who Shitstorm their site for the lulz and get banned.
  • Trolls - Undoubtedly the only redeeming feature of the forums, these trolls are still immature and inexperienced. But their day will come.
  • Role-Players - Generally those who are classified with this can't post in the right forum, almost all of these idiots are Weaboos, Wiggers and Furries and are EASY to troll. If anything, they'll wack out and become lolcows. All of 'em fuckers have fetishes to vampires/dragons/wolves.
  • Bronies - The forums are overrun by furfags who think My Little Pony is manly. These fags have several things in common: they all have assburgers, all are gay, all are basement-dwellers, all are cancer and none have any friends. This probably reminds you of someone, doesn't it?
  • Forum moderators - Complete douchebags who take it up the ass from high administrators. Oh wait, they all got removed. Yay! *Lemon party*
  • Super forum moderators - The admins testicular bottom feeders. The only faggots left to patrol the buttfuck orgy know as the forums. Please take into account that they are all 12 years old, don't go outside and are complete lolcows.

There are a few stupid shitty topics here:

  • Roblox Talk (RT) - Whiny cunts who care about the latest hats or the scrotum of the moderators, trying to suck their dicks or underaged cunts as soon as possible to get twenty different hats while you can get a REAL hat. They mostly show off their stupid ass free modeled places and call "RT parties" when they don't know the meaning of "party" and to make themselves feel better.
  • Let's Make a Deal (LMaD) - A bunch of crunk prostitutes who will pay anything, including their virginity, just to make a little virtual fucking money. This forum is filled with Builders club members who waste their real life money on a fucking virtual game just to improve their slutty looking characters with ZOMG! Expensive hats! *3xpl0d3s* Too bad IT'S JUST FUCKING PIXELS! These autistic trannies are all fucking minimods.
  • Off-Topic (OT) - The forum section that is the best for trolling full of lolcows, furries, niggers, Asians, and even KKK. A bunch of fucking newfag trolls try to patrol the place as the actual redeeming feature, the GOOD trolls, come in and fail troll everyone, making this place the shit of Roblox (shit of shit). Fags who post here use the shittiest memes the internet has ever been able to offer. Has been slightly redeemed ever since they started banning PewDieCry's butt-buddies and any mention of the unholy faggot from the forum.
  • Role-playing Forum (RP) - The biggest furry orgy on the site. Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twi-fag or all of the above.
  • Clans & Guilds (C&G) - Basically the flaming HQ of ROBLOX. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. However, C&G, along with scripers is probably the only two most idiotic forums on ROBLOX. Basically, the people there have an IQ lower than 10 and are full of hypocrites.
  • Forum 34 (ID=34) - A bunch of homosexual fish came in and started 'sploring the forum section. After a while, they found this forum, and released it to RT and OT. The admins got butthurt and 14 or 7 day ban all the people who posted here. This forum has nothing to do with Rule 34, because everyone on this site has chlamydia, and are pre-pubescent little children with assburgers.
  • World Wide Chat (WWC) - The place that all the niggers, pollocks, spics and shitskins hang out. Quite like the Blue Oyster. Mainly involves self-important americunts and enraged britfags fighting over which tectonic plate their ass rests on.
  • Scripters - Possibly the only fucking people in the shitty site (besides Clans & Guilds) who have IQ's lower than 10, considering "10" is the smallest possible unit above an infinitely negative value.

All the other forums are shit nobody cares about and aren't listed.

BAWWW'ing

   
 
Get out.
 

 
 

—Orobos, some fucking douche with over 10,000 posts and 10,001 less lives than that.

   
 
lol dragon ball dumbshits ftw!!!
 

 
 

—Spydeman340. Some kid who whined about his RS account being hacked to the almighty brother of Orobos, that dumb kid in the quote above.

   
 
dont'n maka fun of dyleicx pepleo!
 

 
 

—orangecorn10, a dyslexic 12 year old kid

   
 
Stop being mean to Anna just because you're not as cool as her.
 

 
 

—LunaScamander, Anna200's lesbo lover.

   
 
You cyber bully'd a mod like a little wimp. And now, she quit. Who cares if she hated communism. It's an opinion, and you guys have to shove it down each other's throats. Honestly, it's pretty freaking pathetic. Now that I think about it, maybe it would be a good thing if OT ended up getting deleted.
 

 
 

—MrRetextureGuy, a faggot who is commonly considered superior in arguments by only himself.

   
 
you people are a enemy to me so i quit but not forever.
 

 
 

—A retarded queef whose name isn't worth mentioning

   
 
Your account is mine tomorrow T^T.
 

 
 

—This is commonly said by anime-fags who threaten to hack peoples worthless accounts.

   
 
great story tell it again.
 

 
 

—conerkorod, a fag forumer.

   
 
whats your best mario kart score? last? HAHAH get served.
 

 
 

—LeeGrant72hd, a faggot who calls himself mature.

   
 
You aren't an OTer if you don't have as much posts as me and didn't join before me!
 

 
 

—Vunro, some dumbass Faggot. Oh, wait, he got deleted, yay.

   
 
In 10-20 years, you guys will have fun playing your "roblox", when I actually have a life and you

pieces of DIRT STILL PLAY ROBLOX!!!!!!!!!!!
 


 
 

—Some mentally retarded 10 year old that OD's

   
 
NO IM NOTPERMABANND!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—FastPager200, the dumbest and most butthurt user to ever exist.

   
 
Re:Ported
 

 
 

—A Typical jewish forumer.

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Apparently, some douchebag by the name of Lobolego committed suicide because of the forum. His butthurt girlfriend who misses his rape so, Fuzzyperson, is apparently saddened by that, so she ragequit and got laughed at my moar retards. What a bitch.

Off topic/World Wide Chat and the Roblox Wikia

When the polifags of World Wide Chat and the fucktards of Off-Topic found out there was a Wiki about their useless game, most of them shat bricks and started vandalising the wikia, in a shitty attempt to be funny. Half of them were IP banned from the site, so they can't fuck it up any more. None of them even know what a fucking proxxy is.

But you, however, are already addicted to your computer since its like god to you. And you're reading ED. Why not vandalize the Roblox wikia yourself? [2]

PROTIP: Add ASCII images of Hitler to pages about moderators

Trolling the community

It's as easy as making porn. It can be done through place comments, personal messages and the forums. Due to the raging nature of children, trolling is very simple on Roblox, but as such is done mostly by fags that can't troll on real forums.

Game trolling

  • See two people dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are no girls on the internet. The guy, and the other guy, will get butthurt.
  • Call everyone a queer jewprick or a big fat ugly noob, it works.
  • Spawnkill
  • Insert a giant penis with the word "NIGGER" on it in insert games.
  • Find the most OP weapons on the server and pissrape everyone.
  • A very specific example - there's some game called Survive the End of the World or something. Wait for them to build whatever they're trying to avoid the natural disaster, then delete the base of it just before the timer goes and watch them fall to their death. When they start with the 'OMG U GUIS STOP DOING THAT' say it was someone else.
  • Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server your are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Rape) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
  • Make swastikas on building games. While most of the 8 year olds won't know what one is, the rest generally tend to get extremely butthurt.
  • On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two fags start arguing.

Group trolling

Group trolling can be very easy, but also very hard. Some ways to troll groups include:

  • Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Well then demote everyone in the group to the lowest rank. The owner of the group then turns into a flying shitbrick and starts crying to his mom about the "Jewprick" who destroyed his work. A better way is to promote everyone in the group. These people think they are "awesome" enough to have the rank, then they get demoted by the leader trying to fix the problem.
  • Do you have exile powers? exile everyone in the group and the leader then quits roblox due to being a giant spaz.
  • Spam the group wall with things such as "Join: INSERT LINK HERE", "THIS GROUP IS RETARDED", "SPAMSPAMSPAM", or "I DID YOUR LEADER IN THE BUTTHOLE"
  • Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The memebrs will shitspaz at you and say you are ruining history.
  • Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
  • Go to FEAR and say "SONIC IS FREE MODEL USING NOOB WITH A STICK UP HIS HOLE AND HE MOVES IT AROUND WHILE ONLINE DATING HIS MOTHER NOOBS" The members will then take a shit on you.
  • Go to WIJ and say that they caused WWII, as the owner is German.
  • Steal an owner-less group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, leave group.
  • Go to VAK and say "VAKTUS IS A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT FAPS TO PICS OF JUSTIN BIEBER".
Jews did TRA

Forum trolling

  • Look up a penis made out of ASCII. Post it. People will try to 'pwn' you with witty lines, then call them a jew furry. Bricks will be shat and AIDS will be spread. It somehow works.

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  • Spam.
  • Say MW2 is the best game ever. (On off-topic)
  • Make a thread and tell them to play the Maze Game
  • Talking about smillar games like Blockland or Minecraft
  • Say Halo sucks.
  • Make random "(admin's name heer)'s bonus". Mods will get butthurt.
  • Anything you do is trolling in a forum mod's eye, so knock yourself out.
  • Make fun of Christianity and 13 year old boys
  • Post this link www.encyclopediadramatica.se/offended (they will shit bricks at the site (Where?) of that)
  • Post alt 0173 between each letter of a curse word and put it on the forums. Besides fuck.
  • Post a thread saying God doesn't exist. Everybody who sees the thread will get butthurt. Instant flamebait. Works in every forum, since the Roblox Community is just that fucking gullible.
  • on off-topic, Post a thread about your normality compared to everyone else there(bonus points for mentioning my little pony is for fags)
  • Use a small text generator to post whatever you want

The Banhammer Falls

NO DISCUSSION PERTAINING TO DEER



Apparently, the mods hate Rick Astley. You even get banned for saying shit such as PINGAS.


1x1x1x1

One day, a person got drunk and high so he decided to join RoCOCKS. When he joined, everyone was surprised that he actually had a fucking brain that wasn't in the negatives. Since ROBLOX is full of idiots, they thought that this person must be a hacker, for having a brain and playing ROBLOX is impossible. Telamon, being jealous of 1x1x1x1's brain, decided to ban him for hacking. Two years later, Telamon claimed to be 1x1x1x1 to look good among the retarded community. But even ROBLOX knows that Telamon is a gay ass fuck.

Anonymous and ROBLOX

ROBLOX is paranoid about Anonymous. They will instantly delete your account if you talk about it. They should not worry however. A true Anon does not know what ROBLOX is nor do they give a fuck. Crisis aborted.

Lulzy Acts in the Forums

Tel­amon walked in on MSE6 ma­s­­t­u­r­­b­­­a­ting to g­­ay pony po­r­n. After realizing MSE6 was in fact a tra­n­s­ve­­s­t­i­te he got a mega b­o­ner and came so hard he made a hole in his pants. He then looked up at MSE6, who now had a hole in her head because the c­u­m shot through. Telamon panicked and called Builderman into the room. Builderman walked into the room and found Tel­amon putting his pe­­n­is in MSE6's ble­e­d­ing a­s­s­h­o­le. Builderman's pe­­nis slowly started to infl­ate at the sight. Bu­ilderman ran out of the room quickly to grab some l­e­go to jam up his a­­s­­sho­le while he rubbed his pe­­nis in Telamon's as­­sh­o­le. Telamon's as­­sh­o­le started bl­e­eding and bl­o­od was pouring out of it, mixed with c­u­m. MSE6's de­ad body was slowly rotting as Telamon continued to rub his p­e­nis in her as­­sh­o­le. Telamon's c­u­m was pouring out of MSE6's va­g­­i­na; he had ca­me a hole through her a­­s­s­h­o­le. Soon Telamon was blo­ating, being filled by Builder­man's ho­t, st­icky c­u­m. Telamon started moa­ning as the cu­­m inflated him, soon it was pouring out his nose. Then, Builderm­an gave it all he had. Tel­amon popped and c­u­m mixed with blo­od and internal org­ans went all over the room. Having popped his life partner, Buil­derman then stuck his p­e­n­i­s in his own as­­sh­­ole and began to rub it until he filled himself with cu­­m and exploded as well.



   
 
This kids, is what goes on at ROBLOX HQ.
 

 
 

—A typical Faggot

ROBLOxeS SUPA InFormATionaTive WIkI PAGE on TrOLLS

If you would like a good laugh head here [3]

Here the Rofags Try their best to counter strike the Trolls and Ediots who deface their precious Fuck Buddy Roblox.

  • A Pretentious Strike to the "young ruffians!" That Ruin our Wonderful Website! (NOTE, the 1337 Grammer)
   
 
'A troll are known as the juvaniles of the internet.
 

 
 

They Brainwash "Advise" the Fans of ROcocks, that they are acting mature and calm about trolls rolling in but as explained in the next section, the entire website falls into chaos and anarchy, the moment 4chan or any particular Troll posts something.

  • Believe your glorious leaders!, and you will be protected
   
 
Since many forum trolls get banned on the spot
 

 
 


The 4chan Drama

   
 
If you live on 4chan, Santa will find you.
 

 
 

—Santa for all Seasons hat

Telamon decided to add 4chan to a description of a hat to fuck with the heads of users, which caused a complete shitstorm of "OMG /b/ IS GOING TO DYSTROI ROBLOXSZ". It has been reported that RT and OT of the forums are going to "fight back against 4chan", even though most /b/tards probably don't know what the fuck "ROBLOX" is and don't give a damn. This just shows that the community takes a small joke and makes it a shitstorm of lulz and drama.

Club Christy

The usual Club Christy ad.

Around the middle of March in 2010, a user made a shitty rip-off of an already shitty place, the Iron Cafe, aka the bowels of ROBLOX. After IronInforcer, the club owner, insulted her, she made over 9,000 advertisements of her place, the forums were shitstormed with "OMG GET THESE **KING ADS OFF TEH FORUMS!!!11!!1!" and, as usual, the god-damned moderators needed to intervene and threatened to ban people who talked about it. Eventually people got so pi­s­­sed off that they revolted and started making parodies of the advertisements.

HOLY SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLIT MORE NEWS!

Christina8787 now sends all the Winnars to the Iron Cafe', and gaining even worse publicity for her pla-HNNNNNGGG! On the day of Wednesday January 5th 2011 she received a 7 day ban for putting marijuana in the place, despite the ROBLOX staff's love for it.

Roblox Email

The only thing that this email is useful for is for cussing out the dumbfuck moderators, and logging into spamming sites with. Below is an excellent example of this.


   
 
MSE6 IS A PENIS LOVER YEAH YOU HEARD ME MSE6 IS A DAMN WHORE SHE SUCKED TELAMONS TINY PENIS LAST NIGHT TELAMON IS A GODDAMN JEW HES A FUCKING BITCH AND MSE6 FUCKED HIM CUZ SHE DOES EVERYTHING FOR DICKS SHES A SLUT SHE WAS IN BED WITH THAT LITTLE PEDOPHILE ASSHOLE BUILDERMAN AND MRDOOMBRINGER WAS STICKING HIS DICK INTO HOLYMAC'S MOUTH AND EJACULATING ALL OVER HER FACE WHILE REESEMCBLOX WAS WATCHING WITH HER RING FINGER UP HER VAGINA GOD DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK HAVING ORGIES LIKE THIS I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL

MSE6 IS A BITCH
 


 
 

—a disgruntled kid who repeats the same words in caps to seem tough


One of the prime ways of trolling the hell out of the mods is doing anything fun, including emailing them crap such as:


Their email is [email protected]. Go there and lay waste to their precious site. NOW.

If you for some reason have a Roblox account, it is suggested you do this, as you cannot get banned for this.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES

The admins invented a new sup3r c00l banning technique which totally fucking blocks the ass out of your IP address. The admins, being the dumbasses they are, didn't realize that this method had more holes in it than a dam made out of swiss cheese. Hopping onto a proxy and posting on the forums "HAHA MODS AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON MY PROXIES" will make the admins shit bricks in utter fury. Seriously, try it. The admins, being desperate, will attempt to fucking IP ban your proxy. Because there's only one proxy on the whole internet, obviously.


   
 
Server Error

403 - Forbidden: Access is denied. You do not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials that you supplied.
 


 
 

—too bad that won't last for long

Poison

Poison is a bullshit IP ban where it blocks all your proxies. If you're really desperate, you can just goddamn change your IP and make the admins shit bricks.


   
 
Poison 5/11/2010 2:45:11 PM sending furry porn images to [email protected]
 

 
 

—this guy seems legit

BC only places

The admins decided to coax more people into buying BC by adding BC only places. Almost every ROfag, including BC members, went into a huge shitstorm over it. The admins did nothing, and in one scenario, a mod even flamed a user trying to rally support against the new update. Instead of realizing that said mod was the exact reason that they should quit ROCLUSTERFUCK, they simply responded things such as "pawned". Since then there have been riots, fights, pointless ads, and people spamming trying to raise a "virtual protest", all of this was around before since the game was always autistic.

ROBLOX Gets Hacked

Last year, and even this year RoCocks' administration panel keeps getting hacked. Users such as caleb244 and Ellernate have hacked the site. RoCocks loves telling their users that they are the greatest of them all at coding.


   
 
This is going to make 100000-200000 people quit.
 

 
 

—ROfag in response to the update, not realizing ROBLOX has no more than 99 users who care.

"Dox on Roblox CEO"

David B Baszucki - Owner home 221 Erica Way Portola Valley, CA94028-7441 (650) 854-3700

Relations ...

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"Zorblox AKA Blockz"

In 2009, some fag "conceptualized" a game a lot like ROBLOX, as in a complete ripoff. The result was ROBLOX's bastard child, the same thing, but even worse.

A similar shitwad called "BlockCommunity" was made in early 2010, and has been dead aside from some faggots, just go spam the forums with CP, BlockCommunifags then complained about this article on their shitty forums. [4]. Posted in by all four of the people who use the site, who are the same kind of fags who abuse the term "troll" by using it whenever anyone posts anything they don't personally like.

Faggotry

Some sick fucks actually make rule 34 of roblox (Cough cough, @RobloxSex on twitter). Even more disturbing, some lonely 12-year-olds actually fap to this shit. One example of these animals is @RobloxCommander, go flame him. Update: More examples are @DestinyHarbingr, @Andreo3333RBLX, @TheReelWarman10, @Misteroe_ and @SolarUnitRBLX. Go fuck with them. Brix will be shat.

This faggot started fapping as soon as he saw a girl's IRL pic.
What the sick fucks who wank to roblox porn should do to themselves.

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