Ryan

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Ryan Cleary, criminal mastermind

Ryan and mum

Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and master hacker who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the secretive criminal underground by construing a botnet with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS 4chan, 7chan, 420chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught growing thousands of dollars worth of pot in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx.

His time on ED was limited, as he was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to joepie91 and Garrett, who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.

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Ryan's mom left this note outside of their home following his arrest. She misspelled interview!

On June 21, 2011, the British party van paid Ryan a visit in coordination with FBI's LulzSec witch hunt. Although Ryan was not a member of the group, he was responsible for hosting their IRC channel, and thus an enabler, in the same way that AT&T is singlehandedly responsible for every crime planned via telephone. He was also responsible for several DDoSes and had an xbox-hueg botnet. Five charges have been brought against him under the computer misuse act, with the possibility of him being extradited to the United States. This news devastated his family, who believed he had spent the past four years in his room playing video games [1].

And yes, the old media went crazy. They actually went to the trouble to mention that he has Assburgers, probably so they can make fun of aspies later. The Party Van was the one who diagnosed him. It's like they were asking for them to use it as a defense.

Surprisingly, Encyclopedia Dramatica was never mentioned, even though it's the only thing he was ever close to being a "mastermind" of.

	“	Ten police cars arrived at the house on Monday night and officers are said to have spent five hours talking to Ryan.	„
	—Daily Mail

Ryan has a girlfriend who also is a basement dweller. They're forever alone... together.

Videos

Huffing the Jenk

Quotes

Gallery

Gallery of Ryan	About missing Pics
Ryan at age 13, coping with his mundane life after his failed suicide attempt three years earlier. Ryan's bedroom, complete with cat and ghetto cooling system. No tissues however, must be a tube-sock kinda guy. The cat's name is Columbus, named for the eurofag that killed over 9000 Injuns. Ryan's mom, pictured on the left. Pictured: James Earl Jones
Another photo of Ryan's home. Ryan's deadbeat dad, Jewing it up. Ryan now serves as a poster child for why inhalant abuse is bad. Photos of his mother reveal her resemblance to Sherrod. Depiction of Ryan in Internet court. Ryan during filming on Fashion From Hell. Ryan was last spotted chillin' in the back seat

See also

• LulzSec
• FBI
• Chanocalypse Naow

External links

• Dailymail article about Ryan
• Ryan hits AnonOps
• Ryan's fanpage

Ryan is part of a series on Security Faggots

1337 h4x0rz Captain Crunch • Cult of the Dead Cow • David L. Smith • Gary McKinnon • GOBBLES • HD Moore • Jeff Moss • Kevin Mitnick • Lance M. Havok • Robert Morris • Theo de Raadt • weev • Woz Try-Hards AnonOps • Brian Salcedo • Fearnor • Fry Guy • Gadi Evron • g00ns • Hack This Site • hann • Joanna Rutkowska • John Field • Joseph Camp • Lizard Squad • LulzSec • MarshviperX • Masters of Deception • Michael Lynn • Krashed • Raven • r000t • Ryan • Steve Gibson • th3j35t3r • The Regime • Sabu • Zeekill Related Shit Avira • Ciscogate • Cloudflare • Conficker • CyberDefender • Defcon • The Gibson • The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 • Heartbleed • I GOT NORTON! • Is Your Son a Computer Hacker? • Operation Sundevil • PIFTS.exe • Social engineering • SubSeven • Zone-H

Ryan is part of a series on The History of Encyclopedia Dramatica

Events: In Chronological Order In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA During the Great Reign of ED: Includes Timelines 2005 • 2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004 See Also: ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category

Ryan is part of a series on Aspies.