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The Internet has long been a haven for circlejerking and subhuman freak circuses. However, with the rise of feel-good propaganda campaigns and rampant white guilt, various special snowflakes have begun to crawl out of the woodwork demanding their very own asspat. In a world where every blogger, facebook soapboaxer and overly opinionated suburban white person feels they can change the world with a tweet, a new phenomena has been born: the Social Justice Warrior. Social justice warriors are best described as a bunch of "activists" who sit around all day and bitch and moan about how everyone and everything is "racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/whorephobic/fatphobic/arachnophobic/bigoted/oppressive."

Ironically, as people who claim to want "progress" in society, Social Justice Warriors are currently the biggest hindrance to the arts, and are overall a cancer to society that needs to be put down. They consider everyone who disagrees even in the slightest to be a "white hetero-cis scum", even if the ones disagreeing with them are ethnic minorities, gays, bisexuals, etc. Pretty much 99% of the time, social justice warriors on Tumblr never get the fuck off their ass and actually do something, as they're too busy telling people to "check their privilege" while at the same time not noticing their own privilege as they're able to afford a computer or their own innate hypocrisy as they will inevitably rage against well-off white cisgendered people all the while having a significant amount of well-off white cisgendered people making up their numbers.

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The History of Internet Oppression

Flowers are like bullets...

Social Justice'ing began as a relatively benign game of hipsters and art students attempting to one up one another over how much more politically active they liked to pretend to be. By posting and re-blogging photos of themselves at Occupy Wall Street protests surrounded by PoliSci nerds they could achieve highly sought-after pseudo intellectual cred. This allowed them to brag and boast to their peers about how counterculture they were totes being. Despite living off their parents' money and having no real clue what working class people actually go through they felt this was enough to TRULY understand the disenfranchised. After completing their thesis on why painting flying dongs is going to overthrow the US government they promptly fucked off. Unfortunately the smug attitude they helped forge did not and it began to ingrain itself into American culture (i.e. world culture, suck it eurofags).

After all the tents had been demolished and Instagrams posted the Internet felt like it hadn't gone far enough. Sure the overly filtered manchildren had their fun protesting greedy jews but the pudgy glasses wearing carekings weren't fulfilled. They decided to take their fucked cluster to a wider audience and began furiously reblogging tumblr posts to fill the void in their hearts. Fortunately for them the nets are filled with hugbox shielding faggots who feel their lives are unfairly shitty. These included the gays, the non-whites, the women, and the ugly; these were people in need of perpetual protest. It was a match meant to be and quickly started to gain a following among hags who think of their cats as children, people who are afraid they don't love black people enough to qualify as NOT RACIST, and impassioned Kony 2012 Youtube commenters. The careless suburban dwellers would be able to rage all they wanted about injustice and crybabies would get their fabled white knight. This slowly growing groundswell eventually became popular and migrated off of tumblr to the rest of the Internet.

CHECK YO PRIVILEGE

HOW DARE YOU TRIGGER ME
A white cis male, checking his privilege.
This is worse than being raped.
How to fit right in on Tumblr

The main purpose of SOCIAL JUSTICE is not to enact actual change or forward progress. If it were, no one would give a fuck. In fact the primary reason for its existence is to allow white people to impress other white people with how accepting and totally sensitive they are. Due to being over privileged teenagers with too much time on their Internet hands, they haver never actually experienced OPPRESSION. So, they merely wing it. Utilizing their caresonas to yell at others about how they are ruining other peoples lives with harmful blog posts. It accomplishes very little but why do something useful when you can have your ego stroked?

Social Justice is both an ivory tower to yell accusations of MANSPLAINING TRANSHATING FAGBASHING SHITHEADS down on lowly plebes and a gated castle to protect fragile Internet denizens. For many people, it's both. Angry at years of poor treatment at the hands of CIS SCUM they use the label to aggressively blog about how being trans/feminist/gaybi is clearly superior to regular nohomo manworld. The best way to win at Social Justice is to be the most oppressed, discriminated against person with the shittiest life in the world. This is fact.

A great way of doing this is to be a minority. Currently there are no reports of minorities being able to access the Internet so they couldn't be reached for comment. If you are fortunate enough not to have been born a nigger (or a PoC, as fags call them) which is likely, since you're on Tumblr/Reddit/Wordpress, a great way of achieving the bragging rights and all the special treatment that comes with being a minority is to become one. By becoming a tranny, sex worker, loony or a fatty, because these things are exactly the same as being born a particular color or sex that you had no control over.

Hilariously, the SJW's fail to realize that they have completely and totally missed the point of the very thing they claim to be fighting for. The pointed goal of 'social justice' is to create a 'world without labels', where everyone is equal and no single person is placed into an arbitrary category or caste by virtue of how or where they were born. Of course, rather than treat everyone the way they would like to be treated or even taking the fucking high road as was done in any actual successful victory for social justice, they choose instead to create entirely new labels, blame an entire race and/or gender for their problems, and casually use racial slurs themselves.

If that sounds to you like a steaming pile of hypocritical, childish, petty dumbfuckery, you're right. Of course, they'll try to rationalize it as claiming "ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST" or "ONLY MEN CAN BE SEXIST". In a way that makes sense only to people who claim schizophrenia is normal, this goes above and beyond simply claiming their own shit doesn't stink. They think that because they aren't 'in power' (whatever the fuck that means), they get to unironically respond to oppressors with the very shit they claim they want to stop.

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Die Cis Scum

You better check that privilege.
The face of Die Cis Scum
The ass of Die Cis Scum


Die Cis Scum is another popular term coined by SJ warriors to fight against the cissies play the victim as usual. The term first gained popularity with the greasy SJ crowd when a picture of an ugly, pug-faced tranny with the tattoo "Die Cis Scum" appeared on the Internet. This lead to another similar looking tranny posting a smug video, dismissing any forms of criticism of the term as "cissies getting their status quo challenged."

After the video went viral, BlackLipstickBuxomBoy quickly deleted their Tumblr and then after a while, deleted the video after it gotten so many hits. It was later revealed that she had, since the incident, stopped being trans* because apparently it was 'just a phase'.



Since the term first became popular amongst people to laugh at the foaming-at-the-mouth Tumblr-warriors, there has been some failed attempt at back-pedaling by other trannies. The trannies who plaster this phrase all over their Tumblr accounts post faulty, illogical reasons for liking the phrase, such as:

All in all, this phrase has been used exclusively by ugly, butthurt trannies and gets parroted by similar trannies who decorate artery-clogging cakes with it, get this phrase tattooed on their flabby thighs, and would even name one of their kids "Dye Cissie" in the future. Most of them would never have kids, thankfully.

Types of Warriors

Being the all-inclusive community that the Social Justice community is, there are many forms of keyboard warriors. The gambit runs from nice guys chasing lesbians under the guise of acceptance, to fat otherkins with multiple headmates who will react angrily to a majority of the English language. Usually the type of warrior is dependent on various factors including social class, homosexuality, and physical attractiveness (but some exceptions have been seen in the wilds of the net).

What Can I Do?

If you are interested in enlightening yourself about the lives of the most marginalized people in society, never ever talk to any that you may know IRL who happen to be happy and secure in themselves, who do not have problems with authority, massive victim complexes or a chip on their shoulder. Because, according to social justice bloggers, these people do not exist - all trannies are murdered and all niggers are poor and they need the help of white, cisgendered people to help them succeed. Instead, go straight to Tumblr and immerse yourself in the insular world of social justice. But be warned, dear reader, the deeper you get into the social justice movement the harder it is to get out. You'll have friends to keep and the only way to do that is to become more hardline no matter how much your new, extreme views may contradict with your own basic principles.

If anybody calls you out on your bullshit, ignore them, because they are just not as educated in the ramblings of buttmad trannies, ugly fat women and whores as you are.

Trolling SJW's

Now tumblr can get mad, while they get fat.

Even though trolling these freaks is about as difficult as sniping lime green manatees on a black tarmac, here's a handy list in case you're too fucking privileged to think up your own.

  • Start off by bitching about niggers, Jews, or any other minority. Once they take the bait and inevitably call you a 'privileged white male,' tell them you're Asian or Hispanic, and female. Bonus points if you call them a 'racist' and/or 'sexist' for jumping to conclusions. Causes them to fucking explode.
  • Point out how privileged niggers are because colleges literally have a quota that they must fill with minorities regardless of non-skin color-related qualifications, to the exclusion of more qualified people regardless of race.
  • When they talk about how whitey is keeping everyone down, ask how Obama got elected in a country full of hicks.
  • If they mention their 'headmates,' inform them that there's an actual term for hearing voices in your head and advise them to seek help.
  • Tell them that "Minor-attracted persons" are an oppressed sexual minority, and if you disagree you're ageist/kinkshamer. This is guaranteed to cause a shitstorm because some of them actually hold this view and the rest, as every socialjusticer has naturally been raped and molested in every way imaginable, probably find it disagreeable.
  • Ask if Jews count as white. If they say yes, ask why actual Jews disagree with them and how Hitler could tell the difference. If they say no, call them 'antisemitic' and tell them to check their privilege.
  • Make a post on Tumblr claiming to have been gangraped by black men, ending with that being the reason you don't feel comfortable around black people. Tag it with 'trigger warning: niggers.'

Gallery of Privilege

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Videos

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See Also

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