Safe Environment

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Not to be confused with Safe Spaces
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Seeking to clean up its tarnished public image in the face of a massive priest child sex abuse crisis, the Catholic Church has attempted to foist the belief that magical "guardian angels" are now in position to keep their priests from fucking your kids. The only problem is that guardian angels don't exist and therefore your kids are just as unsafe as ever... sorry! Perhaps this is a good thing since, as seen from the comic book, it would be very annoying to have a mouthy flying bitch following us around spouting tips on how to avoid being priest-fucked.

Download the coloring book here (PDF version) for easier reading.

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