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Sagechu
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Dieter van den Dolee was a mild mannered old school Amiga hacker living out his days in the Netherlands, making 3D renderings of Cammie, his little moscot for his own business, Amigacam.net. For days on end, Dieter plugged away at his series of increasingly disturbing images of a small girl having various objects inserted into her various regions, however, she was merely a piece of the Amigacam Empire he had in mind. Everything from downloads, videos, and even merchandise were all in the works.
Years went by, but Deiters projects never seemed to get off the ground. He kept at it, until a new obsession overtook him.
Sagechu: Epin Troll Extraordinaire
In 2008, Dieter was enthralled by the then still exciting and hilarious Chris-chan experience. Dieter watched as hilarious tales of a retarded man sending his toys to his e-girlfriend and howled with glee as a frail scarecrow smashed said toys to bits. He spent hours upon hours reading the latest Sonichu adventures and squealed as he took part in the hundreds upon hundreds of parodies that flooded Youtube. He concluded that he would fit in perfectly with this newest brand of epic troll, and, as an indication he was serious about his newfound lulzcow, dubbed himself Sagechu in honor of the silly retard who he loved so.
Sage wasted no time, and immediately took to the discussion pages to share details and theories of the latest Chris exploits.Appropriating the proper etiquette of his environment, Sage instantly began speaking of Chris as though he were an expert, making sure to comment in every section and making sure everyone knew his hilarious new trolling ideas! Sagechu would revolutionize the Chris-chan saga; for starters, Sage insisted, trolls should hire out and furnish an office building, set up a fake business inside of it, hire Chris, and put cameras around to watch what he did! The hilarity!. But that was just for starters. Sage had also come up his the totally plausible and not at all retarded Operation: Motherfucker, where trolls would try and convince Chris to have sex with his own mother! What an epic win that would be! Soon however, Sagechu found he wasn't being taken as seriously as he thought he should be, and this was presenting itself to be a problem. Not a problem that he was an unfunny, clueless hack. Oh no, the exact opposite, in fact! Sagechu had, somehow, discovered a grand and elaborate conspiracy to keep Chris-chan an exclusive property of a handful of trolls.
The CWCville Conspiracies
Sagechu, puzzled why his very clever trolling plans were falling on deaf ears, had come to a startling conclusion. Sagechu, with total sincerity, had insisted that the FCTC lied about having Chris' medallions, were busted (by him), paniced, changed their name to PVCC, got controll of all of Chris' emails, voicemails, internet accounts, and had people go through his mail to stop all outside troll contact with Chris in order to monopolize his antics for their own e-glory. He rushed to unveil the truth to the masses, and was horrified that censored! By insisting he should probably give something beside batshit ramblings to back up his argument, a teams of PVCC members were being sent to destroy him and undermine his credibility in order to prevent the truth from reaching the masses. He hurried off to /cwc/, a Chris-chan centric imageboard, in order to drop the bomb to the cwcfags directly. His luck went unchanged, as /cwc/ demanded backing for his ramblings as well. Concluded that the only possible explanation was that PVCC had control over literally everything, Sage made a point to repeatedly spam the board for hours on end, demanding PVCC unleash their deathgrip on CWCfaggotry and allow him and those like him to I've their epic trolling ideas a chance to shine.
Busted
Despite totally being an expert in trolling, Sagechu failed to realize he had a nasty habit of leaving his information everywhere online, clearly under the impression that while PVCC could hack Chris-chans email and voicemails, they wouldn't be smart enough to Google his AIM handle he had posted across several ED admins talk pages and follow his own path of faggotry. Because, despite his little tantrums on ED, /cwc/, and various other websites that he and he alone could break PVCCs stranglehold on the Chris-chan empire, Sagechu had a stark and drastic change of heart once his freaky homemade lolicon was uncovered by trolls. The once now headstrong and determined Sagechu had no idea of the goings on over at /cwc/. He did, however, know who was behind it...
"It was all a set-up, lel!"
Contradicting his various, repeated threats on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Sagechu, when confronted on AIM, seemed eager to tell everyone how a mod on /cwc/ had been pretending to be him on the imageboard the entire time in order to set him up.
That's right boys and girls. Sagechu, in all seriousness, argued that a former /cwc/ mod found his rambling on Encyclopedia Dramatica, went back to /cwc/, pretended to be him, got everyone annoyed, dropped Sagechus dox hours later, all while Sagechu himself "just happened" to be making vague threats on Encyclopedia Dramatica while having no idea any of this was going on, all for the purpose of...something.
Gone were the accusations of FCTC powergrabs, no more was there any demand that PVCC release it's monopoly on Chris, barely was there any mention of his own embarrassing history with Chris-chan trolling. Sagechu now only talked of the "failed" trolling the /cwc/mods had attempted on him.
Recent Antics
Sagechu now spends his days swithcing between happily arguing with Encyclopedia Dramatica Sysops about his SHOCKING AND HARDCORE comments that scare them, and writing himself into articles of failed lolcows.
Soon after Sagechus article went public, he sperged the rage of a thousand spergs. When appealing to the sysops didn't result in the removal of the page, he decided on the most appropriate response; vandalize vandalize vandalize!
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