Names: Samael, warlord101, Robert Brettell, not to be confused with Samael the Desolate One
In the vast reaches of the InterWeb, there are many people from many different parts all over les tubes. One such retard is Samael. Oozing from the dark abyss of Fur Affinity, Samael is a 20-year-old British furfag who draws inflation porn of his completely original character, a "butter dragon". Some argue that his fursona is actually just a fat yoshi, but they are obviously spreading slanderous lies because they're jealous of his fatceps, quadruple chin and moobs. He is worshipped as a talented vore and inflation artist by furries everywhere, even though he is a retarded piece of shit with a fetish for bed-sore causing health problems and respiratory failure.
Within the fandom
Samael's fursona is a butter dragon. To anybody that isn't one of Samael's fantards, they can see that his 'butter dragon' is actually just a fat yellow yoshi with wings and a hat stuck on. Despite this, he has (at the time of writing) 954 watchers and over 30,000 pageviews, meaning that either Samael has a lot of online friends willing to view his page all the time or a LOT of furfags fap to blobs of living fat weighing in at over two metric tons. Hope for the former but expect the latter.
The name Samael was liberated from an old video game called Discworld Noir.
—Samael on his fursona's name.
Another one of his favourite characters is Tia, a hueg boa constrictor with anatomy comparable to an oil pipeline. Tia is Samael's original variation of the Babylonian sea goddess Tiamat, the monstrous embodiment of primordial chaos.
The majority of his works of "art" are little more than pencil sketches of circles with blobs for arms and legs and a head stuck on somewhere in the fatrolls. Furfags for some as of yet unknown reason, furfags are actually retarded enough to pay for these drawings. Again, anybody that isn't a fan of him can see that his pictures suck. Even Samael himself can see that he's not a good artist, as demonsrated below.
— Samael on how he's a mediocre artist
Samael thought of the brilliant idea of giving points to his fantards for anything to get art off him, but him being a total Jew about it he pretty much played favourites and was being very selective about who the points went to. He played the point game from 17 March 2008 to 21 May 2008. There are however over nine-thousand journal entries about how many people have certain numbers of points. God and Samael only know how much arse-kissing went on during those two months.
— Samael being the Jew he always is
After a while he pretty much Jewed everyone over the points program by scrapping it without notice, and in the end result no art this shows how much of a self centered arsehole he really is.
So Samael saw the kickstarter for underale all the way back in 2013 and noticed a perk where if you paid 500 dollars, you could have a boss fight based off your character in the game. so, for whatever sick, twisted reason, he decided to buy it, and put his OC in the game, under the name "so sorry"
Luckily, Toby fox decided to put his character in a hidden area, which, when you get there, you have to change the date and time on your clock, so that if yo stumbled upon the area by accident, you wouldn't be subjected to the absolute horror of his character.
He has 3 attacks, 2 relating to his shitty art, and one where he swipes his tail at you, all of which are so easy, an autistic lemur could do it.
if You Decide Not to kill him so sorry will simply leave. if you kill him he will mention how nobody likes him and everyone has been just putting up with his bullshit and then he dies with You getting 300 Gold and this proves nothing of value was lost that day.
Gallery of Fail
- Undertale - He actually paid money to self insert his fetish fursona into the game.
Methods of Contact
- AIM - Wrl101
- MSN - [email protected]
- - DeviantArt Account
- - Twitter Account
- - Tumblr Account
- his FA
- [email protected] his email and possibly his MSN
- his ustream. Password locked.
- [email protected] possibly another email
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