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Sarah Silverman
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sarah Silverman✡, better known as that Jew slut next door, is a unfunny female comedian who breaks through the adversities of living in a man's world by delivering shitty and obvious shit to television audiences. She is truly a shining example of how anal sex and giving blowjobs to Hollywood executives can earn you a place among comedy greats. Sarah Silverman, like Demetri Martin, is pushing 40 but wants you to believe she is closer to 25. She's perhaps better known as being the most fapped to person on Comedy Central, despite Carlos Mencia having bigger tits. She started off as SNL's bitch due to her having no comedic aspects she was fired on her second day working there on fax! Due to the fact that she wasn't able to suck cock fast enough. The tramp had to find another tit to suck off of she tried Sinefield, Star Trek, Greg The Bunny, and and about 30 other low budget cable television shows. Sarah keeps doing this to gain attention because honestly no one gives a shit about her and she will most likely die alone. Protip: She went nude in a movie called Take this Waltz where she had a shower scene. Possibly no one watched it and didn't give a shit, but obviously many lonely virgins' fapped and cried, because they weren't in the shower with her.
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Comedy style
Sarah, like nearly all female comedians, is not funny, but is famous because he is a slut. Her "comedy" consists of shitty racism, poop jokes, and of course, the calling card of the female comedian: "LOOK AT ME I'M A WOMAN HURP DURP". If someone tries to tell you that Sarah Silverman is funny, they probably like penis and men too, so do us all a favor and beat the living shit out of them and proceed to kill him with fire .
LOLCANCELED
The Sarah Silverman program was canceled some time ago for being a crappy sitcom about a jewish retard with a Chihuahua something only you would watch. The show featured a cast of shitty characters including hairy gay men, a cop, and another Jew. Sarah gets into numerous adventures such as pissing in her bed, talking to fish, and ass raping random men. Now who wouldn't cancel this shit even Comedy Central doesn't get it.
Videos
External Links
- Wikipedia Article
- Official Website
- MySpace
- Oh shit she's actually been in things
- Maxim.com Gallery,
is she Hot, Jewish or Furry?? You decide.No
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