- Not to be confused with Schrödinger's cat
Schroedinger's Cunt, or the Quantum Girlfriend Effect, describes the apparent paradox on the Internet, whereby a user claims possession of a girlfriend, despite the obvious fact that nobody on the Internet has a girlfriend, or has kissed anyone that isn't their mother or sister. If said user provides evidence in the form of pix or video, the probability that the girlfriend will find out, in relation to the quantity and content of the evidence, reaches infinity.
Therefore, if you have a girlfriend, it is advised to keep the relationship unobserved, otherwise the state will collapse and lead to butthurt.
The Thought Experiment
In Layman's Terms
—Wit describing the concept in layman's terms
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