Self-diagnosed

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Srsly, leave this shit to the professionals. They are far more accurate.

If anyone claims to have a disease on the Internets, it is probably self-diagnosed. This means that they read something on WebMD and decided they have that.

Most self-diagnosers have been almost raped at least once in their life, and usually possess a degree in E-Psychiatry.

Help the self-diagnosed confirm their condition with a professional group on facebook (baaleeted)

The Process

  1. The self-diagnoser watches Rejected and fancies the part where the cloud bleeds from the anus
  2. That night, she has a dream about her bleeding from the anus.
  3. She looks up the symptoms on Yahoo! Health and discovers she has colorectal cancer
  4. The self-diagnoser, now convinced that she is going to die, opens up a PayPal account.

Commonly Self-Diagnosed Diseases

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For more scoop on diagnosis of various lol-cows, refer to our handy Internet Disease Chart.

Self-diagnosed is part of a series on Psychology
Antisocial personality disorder Hannibal Lector.jpg Mental illness & Disorders

AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAudiophiliaADDADHDAutismBipolarBorderline personality disorderCarmen Electra complexDeep thinkerDepressionDyslexiaEating disorderFauxlimiaFeminismFursonaGender dysphoriaHistrionic Personality DisorderHomophiliaHutchence's SyndromeInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanity'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliaPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyRetardsSchizophreniaSelf-diagnosisSocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDGodwin's LawHeisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet Fuckwad TheoryInternet troll personality disorderLulz-BlindnessTrigger Warning

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

See also:

ConscienceDreamDSMEnlightenmentIntelligencePsychiatristyThe Law of Conformity
Series:
Abnormal PsychAutism CasesBiologyScience


Featured article January 14, 2006
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