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Self-diagnosed
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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If anyone claims to have a disease on the Internets, it is probably self-diagnosed. This means that they read something on WebMD and decided they have that.
Most self-diagnosers have been almost raped at least once in their life, and usually possess a degree in E-Psychiatry.
Help the self-diagnosed confirm their condition with a professional group on facebook (baaleeted)
The Process
- The self-diagnoser watches Rejected and fancies the part where the cloud bleeds from the anus
- That night, she has a dream about her bleeding from the anus.
- She looks up the symptoms on Yahoo! Health and discovers she has colorectal cancer
- The self-diagnoser, now convinced that she is going to die, opens up a PayPal account.
Commonly Self-Diagnosed Diseases
- ADD because everyone's attention span sucks
- Asexuality, especially on TV Tropes [1]
- Asperger's Syndrome ever since Something Awful, LiveJournal and Slashdot began to romanticize with lack of social skills making people "smarter"
- Cancer
- Dyslexia
- Eating disorders (see fauxlimia)
- Fibromyalgia
- Internet disease -- note, however, that this is probably the most reliable self-diagnosed disease
- OCD
- PTSD, common in high-school kids who have been bullied.
For more scoop on diagnosis of various lol-cows, refer to our handy Internet Disease Chart.
Self-diagnosed is part of a series on Psychology
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