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Sexlord66 is an attention whore who gets off on posting degrading, nude pictures of himself and then having people make fun of his rash-ridden rectum and popsicle-shaped cock aftwards. Thus, any time anyone attempts to troll him, it literally made his dick harder. Sexlord has made appearances on 4chan, imagefap, nuchan and our very own ED and EDF. Unfortunately, even after being told to fuck off from every corner of the internet and being so pathetic that his only joy comes from strangers laughing at his willingness to shove action figures into his asshole, he still hasn't done the world a huge favor.

The exploitable version. Use this to become an instant comedian

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Nuchan

One of the pictures Kimmy spammed on other chans
Sexlord had camwhored on other chans, but there was no more drama than any other run-of-the-mill camwhore caused until Sexlord discovered nuchan. Sexlord posted his nudes like he had routinely done on many other chans. Nuchanners took to reposting and shooping the images he provided, ignoring his spam of threats and pleas for the administration to delete the images.

Nuchan namefag Kimmy then proceeded to, unknowingly, give Sexlord the hardest 4 and a half inch erection of his life by posting his nudes on various other chans and letting Sexlord hunt for them. Nuchanners and chantards on the other chans posted strikingly creative insults such as, "You have a small penis," and, "You're fucking ugly," which only increased the flow of blood through Sexlord's cholesterol-clogged arteries into his dick.

It took the nuchanners a considerable amount of time before they realized Sexlord was using them as an e-dominatrix to assist in his humiliation fetish, which means that during the time of their ignorance they were effectively jerking him off. Once they realized the scam, however, they wasted no time in attempting to ruin him in ways that didn't turn him on. Unfortunately they were unable to do so. Luckily for them, not all was lost, and during the process they created a sexlord66 exploitable which became the very first meme unique to nuchan.

ED

One of Sexlord's many nudes showing his love for ED

At some point, someone added a sexlord66 section to ED's nuchan page. Sexlord, being the high-class deviant he is, was ready to move away from the amateurish, "ur fuking small dick will never pls ur dad lol," insults of 13 year old chanfags and move on to the ever sophisticated and elegant, "faggot," insult of EDiots. Thus, he used his part in the nuchan article as an opportunity to expand his list of e-dominatrixes to ED and EDF.

Sexlord fake pleaded to have his photos and section of the article removed. This was naturally met with ridicule and demanding of more nudes.

Tiny Chat Adventures

Sexlord asked for help from Milwin to take down his article. Eventually, he was convinced by Milwin and Uberfukken to become ED's personal slut on Tinychat in exchange for his pictures and article being removed.

After meeting with EDiots in Tinychat, a couple users told him that the best way to remove all his nudes from the face of the internets is to post more nudes of himself and shove pens up his anus. Being the genius he is, he obediently followed. Sexlord then proceeded to take a sign that says, "I <3 ED" and cum on it.

Unfortunately for everyone not aroused by overweight gingers sodomizing themselves with writing utensils, EDiots managed to record the whole thing which can be downloaded here or here for an uncut .wmv version

Not surprisingly, not a single picture or word about Sexlord was removed from the wiki.

9/11 Anniversary Edition

EDF enables Sexlord's sexual degeneracy.

In a second attempt to use ED to facilitate his fetish, Sexlord once again tried to trade pictures of his DeGrippo-like naked physique in a compromising position for internet based favours to get his fill of degradation.

Feigning the desire to avoid nomination for EDF's 2013 Faggot of the Year award, Sexlord was thrilled to discover that he could take himself out of the running by merely submitting another of the delightful portraits he's quickly becoming Internet famous for.

Sexlord pretending to not want to post more nudes

Sexlord saw the potential degradation in complying with the request and quickly obliged. Being the true American patriot he is, Sexlord used this opportunity to remind the world of the most glorious date on the calendar. This plan of action produced the results desired for everyone involved: Sexlord came, EDiots realized the dangers of not washing their assholes with soap, and Sexlord remained a candidate for the Faggot of the Year award, a competition he is certainly overqualified for.

The Saga Continues

Each time you look at this image, a little more precum drips out of Sexlord's penis.

On September 22nd, 2013, Sexlord, presumably unable to figure out how to navigate fetlife.com or the unmonitored section of Omegle, returned take even more pictures for ED. This time, the pictures included the classic sharpie in pooper and an action figure fisting him. The ownership of the latest G.I. Joe with Turbo Fisting Action indicates that, in addition to being a neckbearded ginger freak, Sexlord is also a manchild.

Sexlord has continue to post on EDF in hopes of wasting his youth camwhoring with whatever objects EDiots can think of in his ass. He continued to pretend to want his pictures removed from ED in an effort to be "tricked" into putting shoe strings or bubblegum up his ass, but as that failed he had to develop a new tactic. Being the creative and clever man that he is, his new tactic was the type of "You won't put more pics in the article. Do it, I dare you," psychology 6 year olds use to get each other to eat bugs or moon the mailman.

One of Sexlord's many pleas to be degraded

Desperate, he even gave permission to EDF members to do whatever they want to his pictures and began bargaining for more humiliation. One offer included 5 new nudes, a new item in his ass and a 20-30 minute camwhore session, all for just reaching 15 images in this article's gallery. Sexlord, however, failed to consider that people are only interested in his nudes so that they can destroy his life after he's inevitably doxed and there is already enough material do that, thus there is no need for more.

Sexlord is currently offering a picture of a beer bottle in his ass if this article's gallery reaches 20 images.

Golden Moments

   
 
do not post my pictures on this stupid nuchan ED page, i am not a meme
 

 
 

— Sexlord66

   
 
please do not repost my images here, i do not want my pictures here on encyclopedia dramatica, if u wish to talk to me about this email me at [email protected] - otherwise, please keep from posting this. feel free to remove this entire section after i have edited this. but do not repost anything. whether on this nuchan encyclopedia dramatica article or any other pages, i do not want my images posted. i hope this is clear.
 

 
 

— Sexlord66, such a well-mannered young gentleman

   
 
this was all fun and stuff, but i genuinely have mental disorders and stuff, including schizophrenia.. this is all funny. but i think uv done enough. so have i. my family and friends already know im fucked up, im getting help
 

 
 

— Sexlord: having a schizophrenic meltdown

   
 
i uploaded pictures of myself being fisted by a toy, my life isnt over, its just a bit messed up.
 

 
 

—Sexlord after fisting himself with a plastic doll

   
 
you know the deal, if u want that, update the sexlord66 ed page. i have a pretty good feeling no beer bottle will be going in my ass
 

 
 

—Sexlord's reverse psychology skills

   
 
i hate how many images are actually in that gallery, i know there's more out there of me than in that gallery, but the few in that gallery are enough to annoy me.
 

 
 

—More Sexlord reverse psychology

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