Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACMA
ACMA/Blacklist to Alexander4488/Approved ED Page
Alexander4488/Director Commentary to Anthony Stancl
Anthony TJ Solomon to Ayumihamilton
Aywas to Belgium
Belieber to Bomb
Bomber116 to Buzzfeed
Buzzkill to Charlie Check'm
Charlie Gutsell to Cock Trapper
Cock block to Criminal
Criminal Scum to DarkSydePhil/2016
DarkSydePhil/Fantards to Digg
DigiRaid to Drug-addled Yenta
Drug Addict to Editor
Editor Tasks to Evil-unveiled.com/BoysMagicWorld
Evil-unveiled.com/Boys Scout Camp to FUBAR
FUBU to Firefox Exploit
Firefox Performance to Furry Porn
Furry Pride to Gingers
Gingerslap to Gyo
Gyo Edit to Hockey
Hockey Scores to I am silly
I am silly! to Iron Maiden
Iron Man to Jewish
Jewish Internet Defense Force to Karl Pierson
Karl Popper to LEGO
LEL to Linux for Niggers
Linux for Niggers™ to MLK
MLK day raid to Mass Shootings
Mass murder to Minami-Kousaka
Minax to My face when
My immortal to Nicotine Warrior
Niece Fuck to Oh lawd
Oh me to Pac-Man
Pac man to PhpBB
Phrase to Portal:Politics/Related Articles
Portal:Sex to Pussy troll
Pussy whipped to Redskin
Redskins to Rumors
Rump to School Bus Fight
School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 to Shitty band
Shitty bands to Social media
Social network to Steven Universe/Episode Guide
Steven john bagley to Talamajic
Talent to The Great Sonic-cide of 2007
The Great Thread Scare of Friday 13th to Tinkebell
Tintin to Two-Ton-Neko
TwoKinds to Video
VideoCompiler to When is it crap?
When it's done to X/
X? In My Y? to Zoe Askalon
Zoe Kimball to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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