Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AKnotholeResident
ALF to All Your Base Are Belong to Us
All caps to Applemilk1988
Apples to BRB Joining ISIS
BREADCRAB to Bill of Rights
Bill waggoneer to Brb compromised
Brb shower to Capslock
CaptAWB1 to Chrissie L. Barmore
Chrissy Baremore to Coprophagia
Coprophiles to DSPGaming
DTISC to Desktop
Desktop Modding to Dragonforce
Dragongeo2 to Echo
Echoes to Evil-unveiled.com/Bigcd02
Evil-unveiled.com/Biguy503 to FUCKING GAMESTOP!
FUCKING SANDWICH to Flabbinabbal
Flac to GABYAW
GAF to Goblinkike
God to Hal Wilkerson
Hal turner to How are you feeling today /b/?
How do I join ISIS to Important
Important Business to Jake Lodwick
Jake Rapp to Josef Fritzl
Josef Fritzl copypasta to Kline
Klingon to Leonard Leopold
Leonard Nimoy to Lulzcon
Lulzcore to Mark Gormley
Mark Jackson to Mighty Number Nine
Mighty no 9 to My Life As A Teenage Robot
My Life Is Average to Niger
Nigeria to Old memes
Old people to Pants Nazi
Pants nazi to Piss for Equality
Pissed to Post ending in (x)
Post ending in (x) gets to name my (x) to RWJ
R lee ermey to Ricochet rabbit
Riddle Time to Safe spaces
Safe word to Seven proxies
SeverenShields to Skype Con Leak/serious short
Skype Con Leaks to Srsly
Srys to THAT FUCKING CAT
THC to The Dan Lirette Story
The Dark Knight to Three wolf moon
Threesome to Turner
Turtle to Victor Cordova Jr
Victor Gallis to WhiteMystery/QuitsIRCForever
White Castle to Xbawks
Xbawx to טום פרסטון
ಠ ಠ to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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