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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AT&T Blocks 4Chan
AT&T Blocks 4chan to Amanda Scuglia
Amanda Todd to Artfag
Artfags to Banat
Banbot to Blindmute Loli/March 2008
Blindmute Loli/November 2007 to Bull
Bull-dyke to Chanspeak
Chantard to Cody Kardashian
Cody Porter to Cumdumpsters
Cumdumsters to Deadpool
Deagle Nation to Donnie Davies
Dont feed the trolls to EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo/BMO
EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo/Baya Rae 4900 to European Union
Europeans to Explosm
Expressions to Fingerbox
Finkelstein to Future
Future the rapper to God
God-Emperor of Blackkind to Handicap
Handicapped to Hungarian
Hungary to Infinitychan
Infinitysnake to Jazz
Jb to KRB
LIAC to LiveJournal Caste System
LiveJournal Roleplay to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Mahoiku to Memes
Memesheep to Mothers
Motivate Me to Neuro
NeuroSoup to Obnoxious Bitch
Pikabellechu to Portal:Wikis/WOTN
Portal:YouTube to RT
RTFM to Ripper/BeforeOD
Ripper/PostOD to Samoa
Samsara to Sheeple
SheezyArt to Soccer mom
Soccer moms to
Storm Front to Teabag
Teabagger to The Song Of My People
The South to Tramp Anon
Tramp Graphics to Uzbekistan
Uzumaki Naruto to Wealth
Weapon to World War 1
World War 2 to Zetaforum
Zets coony to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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