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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AKill
AKnotholeResident to All Gen Gamers
All In The Family to Apache
Apartheid to BLACK MAN
BLACKbusterCritic to Bike
Bike Cat to Brain
Brainfuck to Can't Stop Eating
Can't let you do that, StarFox! to Chris-Chan/Places
Chris-Chan/Sonichu to Console Wars
Console peasant to DDOS
DDOS King to Deleting your Youtube Videos
Deleting your Youtube videos to Douglas L Payne Jr
Douglas Shepherd to ED Sysops Active Duty Roster
ED Sysops Active Duty Roster ask an ED to Eugene Terreblanche
Eugenics to Wesley Davis to Femen
Femfreq to Fuck the police
Fuck yall to Gerard Butler
Gerard Way to Guelph
Guerrilla News Network to Hipocrite
Hippie to I Hope Nobody Has Hacked The Stream
I LIEK MILK to Iprophet
IrLOL to Jewsdidboston
Jewsdidwtc to Keith Ratliff
Kek to Laibach
Laid to Lockerz to Main Page/ED:BNA/03
Main Page/ED:BNA/04 to Meisuweasel
Mel Gibson to Moon
Moon Man to Nazifur
Nazifurs to Nudity
Nuke to Orson Scott Card
Orson Welles to Peer 2 Peer
Peer to Peer to Pop'n Music
Pop'n music to Profits
Progman to Ratings Communities
Ratio to Rome Total War
Romney to Satirical
Satoshi Nakamoto to Shit nigga
Shit nigger to Social networking sites
Socialism to Still a better lovestory than twilight
Still a retard to Tani-Da-Inki
Tanja Fleischer to The Marcab Confederacy
The March To Keep Fear Alive to Tom and Jerry
Tom green to Un-American
UnMaskingTheTruth to WEEGEE
Wikigroaning to Yaroslav Zolotaryov
Yatta to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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