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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASGL-L
ASKING FOR IT to Alyssa
Alyssa Bustamante to Arsehole
Arsewhole to Ban avoision
Ban evasion to Bleach
Bleach Drinker to Bulbagarden
Bulbapedia to Chaos-the-fox
Chaos magic to Coding
Cody Kardashian to Cumdumpster
Cumdumpsters to Deal with it
Dealer to Doomsday Refreshment Committee
Doomsdaytails to ED Porn Challenge
ED Radio to EverQuest II/Lodizal
Everquest to FEMA
FF10 to Five Year Plan
Five guys burger and fries to GHWB
GIF to Golden sun
Goldeneye to Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus
Harlequin ichthyosis to I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M X to Intelligent Design
Intelligent design to Jennifer Livingston
Jennifer Lynn Petkov to Karaokedavid82
Karaokeplay to LUELinks
LUElinks to Locke
Locke Valentine to Main Page/ED:GNA/H
Main Page/ED:GNA/I to Mescaline
Mesopotamia to Mr T
Mr Wiki Pro to Newfaggotry
Newfaggots to Off Topic
Offend to Paheal
Paheal/Userbase to Piss For Equality
Piss for Equality to Poverty
PowerBook to Raidfag Wench
Raidfags to Roblox
Roblox/Copypasta to Santi
Santorum to Ship
Shipping to Sock-puppet
Sock Person to Strip
Strip club to Teen mom
Teen mommy to The Untrolled
The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard to Transsexuals
Transvestite to VM
VOCALOID to Web Comic
Web Comics to World of warcraft
World war II to Zkish
Zline to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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