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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASCIIdent
ASG-L to Alynna Vixen
Alys to ArtGrounds
ArtSapience to Ban set
Ban set list to Bledel
Bleed to Bulbagarden
Bulbapedia to Chantelle Steadman
Chanty Binx to Coding
Cody Kardashian to Cum slut
Cum tribute to Deadnaming
Deadpool to Doodle
Doom to ED IRC
ED IRC etiquette to Eve R Habat
Eve of dawn to FBI
FBI Informant to Fisted
Fistful of Yen to GET THE FUCK OUT
GF to Gold niggers
Golddigger to Harem Comedy
Haribo to Hæt
Hæti to Intellectual Checkmate
Intellectual checkmate to Jennet Wolfskunk
Jennichelle to Kansas
Kansas City to LTA
Local band to Main Page/ED:GNA/C
Main Page/ED:GNA/D to Merchant face
Mere Doyle to MrRepzion
MrTim to New males
New media to Oculus Rift
Oculus rift to Padded Pony
Paddy to Pirate Party
Pirate Party of Austria to Potato niggers
Potatoes to Ragnaröfl
Ragreynolds to Robert Steinhäuser
Robert Stewart to Sane
SanePenguin to Shift key
Shii to Social networking
Social networking site to Straya
Stream of Consciousness to Technikal
Techno to The Sudan
The Sun to Trannies
Tranny to Uwe Boll
Uwe Boll Raw to We're Not Afraid
We Don't Say to World Of Warcraft
World Trade Center to Zheza
Zidane to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
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