Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACMA
ACMA/Blacklist to Alexander4488/Approved ED Page
Alexander4488/Director Commentary to Anthony Stancl
Anthony TJ Solomon to Ayumihamilton
Aywas to Belgium
Belieber to Bomb
Bomber116 to Buzzkilling
Bwatch to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie hebdo to Cock goes where?
Cock trap to CrimsonNightshade
Cringe to Dark Souls
Dark Souls 2 to Dignity
Dike to Drunk
Drunk dial to Edtan
Eduard Khil to Evil-unveiled.com/Cale Tucker
Evil-unveiled.com/Cameldude to FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON
FUD to First comment
First post to Fursecution
Fursecution Fox to GirlVinyl
Girl Drama to H2O
H4X0r to Holeguy
Holland to I don't give a fuck
I don't roll that way to Ironmarch
Ironmarch.org to Jews Control The Media
Jews Did WTC to Katawa shoujo
Kate's Birthday to LJ-cut
LJDrama to Lisa
LisaNova to MPAA
MPG to Master race
Masterbate to Mini Daddy
Mini meme to Mylarballoonfan
Myminicity to Nigger/Gallery
Nigger Ass to OiNK
Oil to Paganism
Paganism:1 to Pickle
Pickleback to Portal:Social Justice/Featured Article/Archive
Portal:Social Justice/Featured Article/title to Pwner
Pwnest Peters to Refugees
Regards to Russia TV
Russia Today to ScienceApologist
Science Apologist to Shocked & appalled
Shocked and Appalled to Sock Puppets
Sock journal to Stiletto Null
Stiletto one to Tammi Reynolds
TammyToe to The Holders/Holders of the end
The Holocaust to Titstorm
Titties to TylerP
Tyler Clementi to Vietnam War
Vietnam fucking shit to WhiteMystery/QuitsIRCForever
White Castle to X Change
X Doesn't Change Facial Expressions to Zombo.com
Zomg to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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