Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALLCAPS
ALL CAPS to All caps
All is Brawl to Application
Appreciation thread to BRB CHURCH
BREADCRAB to Billf
Billiam to Brb shower
Brb soup to CaptainJamesman
CaptainSpandex to Christard
Christards to Cops
Copy to DS
DSFARGEG to Des Gregor
Descartes to Dragoneer
Dragonfan to Ebonics
Ecce Homo to Evil-unveiled.com/Baldur
Evil-unveiled.com/Barbeac0n to FTP
FTW to Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Year Plan to G00dz
G00n to Goatse.cx
Goatse Girl to Hal turner
Halbreich.exe to How are you feeling today /b/?
How do I shot web to Impossibru
Impostor to Jakejekyll
Jakerz to Joseph Ducreux
Joseph Evers to Knights Of The Old Republic
Knights of the Old Republic to Lesbian Invisibility
Lesbian Two Degrees of Separation to Lulznews/February Archive
Lulznews/January Archive to Mark Sanford
Mark Spiegler to Mike D78
Mike Darwin to My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic to Nigerian Scam Email
Nigerian scam to Old school
Old spice guy to Pants on the Ground
Pants on the ground to PissedOffVideoGamer
Pissedoffangrygamer to Post ending in 75 Girl
Post ending in X to RWJ
R lee ermey to Ricky
Ricky Gervais to Safe Space
Safe for work to Seung Hui Cho
Seven's Law to SlashAIMslash
Slash Firestorm to Stage, Renee Nicole
Staight white Boys to THE BEST
THE CURRENT YEAR to The Dan Lirette Story
The Dark Knight to Threats of violence
Three Wolf Moon to Turn Off
Turn back time to Victimhood Industries
Victimhood Industry to Whistles
Whistles go WHOO to Xanda
Xander Van Dam to Григо́рьевич
Двач to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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