Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALL CAPS
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD to All Your Base Are Belong To Us
All Your Base Are Belong to Us to Applemilk1988
Apples to BP
BPD to Bill Young, Jr.
Bill and Ted to Brb, jail
Brb, loli to Captain
CaptainAtheist to Chrissy Baremore
Chrissy Chambers to Coprophiles
Coprophilia to DO WANT
DRAGOTH BELMONT to DerpyHooves
Derpy Hooves to Dragon dildo
Dragon dildos to Ebaumsworld
Ebay to Evil-unveiled.com/BLinker
Evil-unveiled.com/BLogo to FPSRussia
FRANTICK to Fisting
Fists The Echidna to G-Zay/A response by G-Zay
G-line to Go-
GoAnimate to Hai guy
Haiku to Hovercat
Hoverhand to Immortal
Imperial Assassins to Jailhouse Burrito
Jailhouse Gay to Jordan
Jordan Hazzan to Klik-BOMF
Kline to Leo Strut
Leoian to Lulz Map
Lulz News Network to Mark Barton
Mark Bradford to Mighty Number 9
Mighty Number 9/Twittercard to My Chemical Romance
My Fake Baby to Nicole Arbour
Nicole Richie to Old /b/ Day
Old /b/ would have X to Pamperchu
Panama to Pirat ponton
Pirate to Portmanteau
Portugal to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
RP to Richard Stallman/chatlogs
Richard Symonds to Sad Fatter
Sad Frog to Server
Server admin to SkyeBoy
Skyfall to Squirt
Squirtage Wiki to TFS The Floods Sanctuary
TGComix to The Colbert Report
The Cold War to Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Mair to Tumblr
Tumblr Panels to VfD
Vfallenangelv to Whatport80
Wheat to XZeroPoint
X Box to Zyklon Ben Garrison
Zzz33333 to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

Galleries

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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