Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AKill
AKnotholeResident to All is Brawl
All the niggers are dead to Approval Guy
Apps to BSDcode
BSOD to Billf
Billiam to Bread/old
Bread (Meme) to CaptainSpandex
Captain Bill Robertson to Christfag
Christfaggotry to Cool story, bro
Cool story bro to DO IT
DO IT FAGGOT to Derek Savage
Derek Smart to Dragon Ball Xenoverse
Dragon Ball Z to Eazy-E
Ebaum to to FSR
FT2 to Five Year Plan
Five guys burger and fries to G0sm0k3ashotgun
G20 to Goatse to Haitiguy
Hal Turner to How Would You Feel If Your Son Chose This
How Would You Feel If Your Son Chose This?? to Importance
Important to Jake Tiger
Jake Vigil to Josef Mengele
Josef Stalin to Klitschko brothers
Kloeri to Leonard Nimoy
Leonardo DiCaprio to Lulzcon
Lulzcore to Mark Levin
Mark Marek to Mike
Mike-the-cat to My Life Is Average
My Life Is Twilight to Nigerian scam
Nigga to Old people
Old porn to Pants on the Ground
Pants on the ground to PissedOffVideoGamer
Pissedoffangrygamer to Post ending in xxx
Post graveyard to Race Card
Race Guy to Right Wing
Right Wing Death Squad Entertainment to Sailor Moon
Sailor moon to Sex game
Sex moves to Slashcode
Slashdot to Stalkers
Stalking to THIS IS INCEST
THIS IS SPARTA to The Dragon Doctors
The Drudge Retort to Tiesto
Tiger to TwilightSucks
Twilight Sparkle to Video games
Videocompiler to White nationalist
White nigger to Xfire
Xghettohoodx to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
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