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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AT&T blocks 4chan
ATF to Amanda Rogers
Amanda Scuglia to Arthur Tomaszewicz
Artica Sparkle to Banned all stars
Banned users to Blockatiel
Blockbuster to Burn a Koran Day
Burn a koran day to Chat Roulette
Chat hour to Combining Cyrillic Millions
Combining Cyrillic Millions Sign (Firefox) to Cyber nations
Cyber police to Deleted fucking everything
Deleterius to DrMusic2/10 drawbacks to being a werejc
DrMusic2/A Werejohncandy tale to Ebaum's World
Ebaums to Carr to Faggot of the year
Faggot tree to Forced memes
Foreplay to Garry's Mod/Expression 2 Scripts
Garry Francis Newman to Grand Theft Auto IV
Grandma to Heppum's Razor
Her-dark-prince to IWP
I AM A MOTHERFUCKER to Irreverence
Irrumatio to Joe Jonas
Joe Leger to Kill la Kill
Kill la kill to Legal threats
Legend to Luke Springett
Luke Triton to Markorepairs
MarkyVigoroth to Mind of Mencia
Mind of mencia to NMH
NNTP to None
Nonfluffypagans to Opiates
Opie & Anthony to Peg
Pegasister to Portal:Anonymous/Chanology
Portal:Anonymous/Dept to Puerto Rico
Puke to Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
Regular Show to SF-productions
SF2 to Self-troll
Self Diagnosed to Skinheads
Skinny to Stag Party
Staight white Boys to TPCi
TPMMuckraker Mole to The Great ED IRC War of 2013
The Great Egyptian Riot of 2011 to Toby Rutan
Toby Turner to Umcrs
Umineko to WR
WRY to Will Hill
Will It Blend? to YourAnonNews
YourTubeNews to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
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