Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ACLU
ACMA to Alexander-sama
Alexander4488 to Anthony Solomon
Anthony Stancl to Ayy lmao
Ayyy lmao to Believe everything you read
Believers to Bomber116
Bomber166 to Buzzfeed
Buzzkill to Charlie Gutsell
Charlie Hebdo to Cock Trapper
Cock block to Criminals
Crimson-Silvrblood to Dark Age of Camelot
Dark Giant to Digibrony
Digibutter.nerr to Drug addict
Drug dealer to Editor Tasks
Editor for baleetion to Scout Camp to FTP
FTW to Firefox-ko
Firefox 3 to Furry News Network
Furry Paws to Gingerslap
Gingrich to Gyo Edit
Gypsies to Hockey Scores
Hoe to I am silly!
I am truely sorry for your lots to Iron Maiden
Iron Man to Jewish
Jewish Internet Defense Force to Kasper
LINK MAH BOIII to Lionsgate Troll of 2006/transcript
Liquid Chris to MONGO DID WTC
MORE to Master Chief
Master Coon to Mindless self indulgence
MineCraft to Mygot
Mykan to Nigga Ass
Nigga Know Technology to Ohinternet
Ohio to Padonki
Paedo to Pic Unrelated
Pic related to Portal:Sites/Featured Article/title
Portal:Sites/Featured Media to Pwn
Pwn3d to Reference Desk
Reform Sex Offender Laws Campaign to Russia Today
Russian to ScienceApologist
Science Apologist to Shocked & appalled
Shocked and Appalled to Sock Puppet
Sock Puppets to Stile Project
Stile Raid to Tamias6
Tamias Chipmunk to The Hipster Grifter
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to Tits and ass
Tits or GTFO to Tyciol
Tygyr to Vidya
Vidya4chan to Whistles go WHOO
Whistles go whoo to XPstar214
XRazorfistx to Zoids
Zoklet to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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