Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AKnotholeResident
ALF to All Is Brawl
All Points Bulletin to Ape
Apeshit to BLACK MAN
BLACKbusterCritic to Biguy503
Bike to Braille
Brain to Can't let you do that, StarFox!
Canada to Chris-Chan/Places
Chris-Chan/Sonichu to Console Wars
Console peasant to DDoS
DDos to Deleting your Youtube videos
Deleting your livejournal to Douglas L Payne Jr
Douglas Shepherd to ED Sysop
ED Sysops to Etsy
Etymology to to Feltcho voicemails
Female to Fuck Y'all
Fuck Yea to George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter to Gsnfag
Gta to Hillary clinton
Hillbillies to I Dislike Cis People
I Don't Roll That Way to Invader Sophie
Invader Zim to Jewgrounds
Jewish to Keanu Reeves
Keech to Ladder theory
Laddergoat to Lmaonaise
Lmaowl to Mai Waifu
Mai waifu to Megan Meier/Poetry
Megan Wessels to Montalk to Navy boats
NawlinWiki to Now
Noway to Original
Original Character to Pedofags
Pedofork to Pooh's Adventures
Pool to Proboards
Probopass to Rapist
Rapists to Roll Call
Roll call to Sarahisnifty
Sarcasm to Shinra Online
Shinryaku! Ika Musume to Soccer
Soccer is beautiful to Steven john bagley
Steven sotloff to Talk page
Talk page editor to The Juggernaut
The KKK to Toilet paper
Token to Uber
Ubersite to Votn
Vox to Wikichan/Green Eyed Sister
Wikichan/ITT, we discuss the crazies we have met in our lifetime. to Y SO SRS?
Y U NO to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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