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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ASCII
ASCII Art to Alternative medicine
Altporn to Arnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Baleted
Balkans to Blackbustercritic
Blackface to Brute Forcing
Brute force to Cephaloped
Cephalopod to Closeted
Closing Logos Wiki to Crucifixion
Cruise control to David Firth
David G. Ludwig to Dog
Dog-shit-girl to ED:FAQ
ED:Formatting to Epic sax guy
Epic thread to Evil-unveiled.com/Sorrow
Evil-unveiled.com/Soulfulsongbird to Femdom
Femen to Fucktards
Fuckwit to Gibson
Gibson Research Corporation to HAWT
HAX to Hoove164
Hope to Illuminati
Ilovegreenolives to Jacob k reist
Jacqueline Coakley to Jose Rafael Cordero Sanchez
Josef to Kodomo no Jikan
Kody to Lewl
Lex to Lynzee Stauss
Lyor to Mass Carrier
Mass Effect to Miss California 2009
Miss Hannah Minx to NaZaRo
Nadine Schweigert to Nope
Nope.avi to Opie & Anthony
Opie and Anthony to Pedophiles Against Child Molestation
Pedophilia to Porn Clown
Porn Wiki Leaks to Psfights
Psg to Recommendation
Recovered to Rupert Murdoch
Rush to Screenshot
ScrewAttack to Silencer Cat
SilentRob to Spain
Spais to Surprise Sex
Surprise buttsecks to TheMarySue
TheMaskedAnalyst to Thespian
Thespoony to Truthiness
Truthiracy to Vespene gas
Vespucci to WhiteFire
WhiteMystery to Xbox One
Xbox Republic to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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