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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

Contents

On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALL YOUR BASE
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US to Allan Bell
Allan Doerner to Arabia
Arabian to Baby Grace
Baby Jesus to Bird is the word
Birdboy to Bribe
Bribery to Carry that Weight
Cars to Chrome
Chronic Troll Syndrome to Cosmetics
CosmicJohn to Damienestreich
Damn to Diahrrea
Dial-up to Drexel University
Drill to Egg Girl
Eggman to Evil-unveiled.com/Dissident57
Evil-unveiled.com/Divinaw to Fail to Win
Failblog to Foolfuuka
Foot to Game Theory
Game of Thrones to Goon Squad
Goons to Haters Gonna Hate
Haters Make Me Famous to I'm 12 years old and what is this?
I'm 13 years old and what is this? to Intellectual disabilities
Intellectual insufficiency to Jeff Weise/Reactions
Jeff Wood to KFC Double Down
KGB to L4D
L4D2 to Linuxbeak
Linuxwolf to MUGEN
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING to Max day
Max kilon to Mod sass
Modder to Natalia Poklonskaya
Natalie Dee to Norway
Norwegian to Optimus Primacy
Optimus Prime to Pedophile Hunter
Pedophile Violent/Death Threats to Poop drama
Pooper to Pronouns
Proof to ReZ
Reaction.jpg to Roundeye
Roundhouse kick to Schizophrenia
Schizophrenic to Shoeonhead
Shoes to SomethingAwful
Something Awful to Stuxnet
Styla to Teenchatcenter.com
Teenmommies to The Ukraine
The Ultimate Warrior to Train Of Thought
Train surfing to Urizenus Sklar
Url to Warhammer 40,000
Warhammer 40k to Wise beard man
Wisebeardman to Yuethedragon/Journal
Yuffie Bunny to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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