Donate to ED • Donors • Advertise on ED
Shit no one cares about
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.
Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.
On the rest of the internet
On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.
OP got pwnt
Frequently, OP will post his whiny, gay problem with an unrelated pic (and the classic troll bait: "pic unrelated" after the preamble) at which point, the subsequent posters in the thread will ignore whatever OP is bitching/bragging about and start discussing the unrelated picture (or something in it).
List of shit nobody cares about
Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.
|Of Shit No One Cares About||About missing Pics|
|Spiderman Gives Not A Fuck||About missing Pics|
|Animals That Give No Fucks||About missing Pics|
Previous Video | Next Video
- Asexual: The sexual orientation of most people who claim not to care about anything...
- Atheist: The religion of said people
- Emo: What they truly are
- Kill Yourself
- Fuck You
- An Hero
- Nobody Likes You
Shit no one cares about is part of a series on
Visit the Wikipedia Portal for complete coverage.
|Featured article October 25 & October 26, 2013|
| Preceded by|
|Shit no one cares about|| Succeeded by|