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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to ALtCaPs
AMD to Allan Bell
Allan Doerner to April Furs Day
April Winchell to BREADCRAB
BRILLIANT! to Billy Martin
Billy Mays to Brchan
Bread to Captain Cornflake
Captain Crunch to Christfag
Christfaggotry to Copy n' paste
Copy pasta to DSM IV
DSPGaming to Derpydashva
Derpygate to Dragon Blade
Dragon Cave to EbaumsWorld
Ebaumsworld to Andriette Evans to FFFFFFFFF
Fire drill to Fursuit
Fursuit sex to Glenn Taylor
Glenn Whittaker to Hacked by kitties
Hacker to Hostgator
Hot to Im 12 and what is this
Im 18, do i have potential?? to Jack Valenti
Jack Viramontes to JonTron
JonTronShow to Kirtaner
Kiss to LeisureSuitGaming
LeisureSuitGaming/NoDateGamers to Luigi
Luigi's Death Stare to Marijuana
Marilyn Manson to Michigan
Mick to Mute list
Muteba Kidiaba to Nick Denton
Nick Griffin to Ohbutyouwillpet
Ohellyeah70 to Paheal/Userbase
Paid account to Pinball Wizard
Pindo to Portal:Wikipedia
Portal:Wikipedia/BNA to RAPE APE
RAR to Riaa
Riana to SUP DAWG
SUV to Server admin
SesakaHeart to Skype
Skyrim to Srhbutts ffshrine chatlogs
Sri Lanka to TFO
TFO IS A BELLEND to The Crusades
The Da Vinci Code to ThunderRoo
Thunder roo to Twat
Twatter to Video Game Critic
Video Game High School to White devils
White guilt to Xbakkari
Xbawks to ВИD
Григо́рьевич to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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