Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to 9,001
9-11 to Afroduck
After School Tea Time to Angband
Angel to Ashlea Clayton
Ashlea clayton to Backmasking
Backpedal to Biking
Bilano to Born Again
Borscht to Buy A Dog
Buy a Dog to Challenging god
Chameleon to Circumcised
Circumcision to Cornelia
Cornell University to DERP
DERPTrolling to Death Note Online
Death Star to Docs
Doctor to Dusty
Dusty the Cat to Egon
Egoraptor to to'ung to Father TMJR
Father tmjr to Francisco Schettino
Frank to Galipoka
GalladeXD to GodTube
God Awful Fan Fiction to HARPOONS
Hirsute to IRL Powerword
IRL Troll to Intellectual Checkmate
Intellectual checkmate to Jan Maturbongs
Jan Terri to Jonathan Swift
Jonathen Niehaus to Kill it with Fire
Kill it with fire to Lard
Large Hadron Collider to LiveLeak
LiveVideo to MRA
MRB to Martyn Lee Ball
Martyr to Michael batton
Michael daniel nieves to MrInternetable
MrRepzion to Needs more cowbell
Neets to Nostradamus
Not to Online poker
Online quiz to Pane Series
Panem to PhpBB
Phrase to Portal:Furfaggotry/Featured Media/Videos/2
Portal:Furfaggotry/Featured Media/Videos/3 to Promotions
Pron to Ranpha15
Rant to Riot
STC to Sect
SectaChan to Shut up and take my money
Shut up judge to Softgoal
Softpaw to Steve Gibson
Steve Hodder-Watt to TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
TOR to The Batman Rapist
The Batman Shooting to The secret
The simpsons to Trace
Traced to UnderageB&
Underage B& to Voa
Vocaloid to White guilt
White knight to WpCyberstalking to Yu-gi-oh
Yu Gi Oh to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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