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Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).


On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AVGN cuck meme
AWESOME to Amberdrake/Whores
Amberlamps to Asexual
Asexuality to Barack Jesus
Barack Obama to Blonde
Blonde angel13 to
Busy to Chatlog
Chatnets to Comedy Central
Cometstyles to Cybermen
Cybernations to Deleted fucking everything
Deleterius to Dr3k
Dr4g0nK1d to Earrape
Ears to to Facebomb
Facebook to Fluxblog
Flv to GameStop
Game Boy to Gorgeous George/The Crologies of GG
Gorgeous George/nav to Heartbleed
Hearthstone to IPhone4S
IPhone 4S to Internets Relevance
Internets law to Jigglypuff
Jihad to Kevin Rose
Kevin Rudd to Lazy Town
Lazytown to Lostprophets
Losttrap to Marcab Confederacy
Marcabia to Midnight in the Morgue
Miffy to My tiny dick
Myah Walker to Nintendo 64
Nintendo DS to OpenBSD
OpenGL to Paul watson
Paula Benson to Pool
Pool's Closed to Prosthetic Penis
Prostitot to Rebeccunt Twatson
Rebel to Russian Lurkmore
Russian PhotoExtreme to Sean Hannity
Sean Kelly to SirFlibble
Sir Bearington to Spies
Spike to TBBT
TBR to The ED Civil War
The Eclectic Espeon to Timothy Shehan
Timothy Treadwell to UNITINU
UNITIИU to W.T. Snacks/How The Snacks Stole Christmas
W. T. Snacks to Wikipedia Review/17344
Wikipedia Review/30450 to YouTube Subscriber Hack
YouTube Super Fags to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.


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Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
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