Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AIDS
AIDS that is killing ED to AllAbout-SP/whatisthematrix77
All Caps to Apartheid
Apartment 18 to BLACK
BLACKB0ND to Bigal
Bigbadron to Brad Fitzpatrick
Brad McQuaid to Camwhore
Camwhore Calendar Project to Chode
Choice Tapir to Connor Hemming
Conquer Online to DCC SEND
DCC SEND STARTKEYLOGGER to Deleted fucking everything
Deleterius to Douchebag
Douchebaggery to ED IRC etiquette
ED Improvement Drive to Ethical Hacker
Ethics in games journalism to Ex-Gay
Ex-Raye to Ferguson
Fermi to Fucking Everything
Fucking Magnets to Get Out
Get Out Bart, I'm Piss to Guild Wars 2
Guilds to Hipsters
Hir to I accidentally
I accidentally X to Iraqi
Iraqi Shoe Tosser Guy to Jimbo Wales/Chat logs
Jimf3 to Kewl Kids
Kewl Kidz to Latin
Latina to Londoneye
Londonistan to Main Page/did you know/49
Main Page/did you know/50 to Meta
MetaFilter to MrDisambiguation
MrDouble.com to Neutral Milk Hotel
Neutral point of view to OSG
OSHII-- to PM
PMDrive1061 to Peter Pan Syndrome
Peter Piper to Portal:Furfaggotry/Furfags
Portal:Furfaggotry/Header to Public e-stonings
Public school to Recovered
Recursion to Rumor
Rumors to Screaming Lord Byron
Screamo to Sidebar
Sidekick to Soulja Boy Tellem Chat
Soulja boy to Suethors
Suey Park to Telnet
Telus to The Way of the Master
The Wayback Machine to Trannie
Tranny to Uri Geller
Uriel to Warbears/SLWalkthrough
Warbears/SSLogs1 to Win ED Tshirts
Win ED Tshirts/Entries to You have no friends
You just lost the game to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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