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Police.gif NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY FIGHTS WITH SOME NOBODY ON DEVIANTART, FA, PIXIV, OR ELSEWHERE. THIS ARTICLE AND THE GALLERY ARE FOR ACTUAL SHITTY ART FOUND ONLINE, NOT YOUR GRUDGEWANK.


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The Internet is laden with Shitty Art. You can barely surf for porn for a few moments before your screen is violated with the incompetent scribblings of some complete moron who, despite the fact that his art looks like it was made by a retarded epileptic in the throes of orgasm, decides to post it for all to see (And you thought postmodernism was bad!).

Victims of Shitty Art

So who suffers? You, that's who. In your simple and honest attempts to find porn you instead find some bullshit like this, Even though you shouldnt be browsing DeviantART for porn in the first place...:

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And try as you might, you can't fap to that. Go ahead. Try. We'll wait.

THE FAP BUTTON
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You sick fuck.

THE ANTI-FAP BUTTON


Where Shitty Art comes from

YARLY, you fail.

Children

Children generate a lot of Shitty Art. They can be excused for their Shitty Art ways because they haven't had time to perfect their skills and are expressing themselves. Their parents, however, who can't help but post Rupert's darling dog picture all over their site, and make it the fucking tiled background image of their personal web page about Jesus, need to be taken out and shot in the fucking head. Here's an excellent example of shitty art http://www.flickr.com/photos/readeisradd/

Fan Art

Even You draw better than Furries

When someone draws Harry Potter assfucking Hermione, using a Sharpie pen on a napkin they'd already used to clean their semen off their cat who is dressed like Dumbledore, they simply have to post it somewhere.

Webcomics

Webcomics are a prime source of Shitty Art. What's worse, they generate Shitty Art on a quasi-regular schedule. So not only will a webcomic site be laden with ass, but it will also be crapping out more.

DeviantArt

DeviantArt, of course, is the world's largest repository of Shitty Art. If Shitty Art was gold, DeviantArt would be Fort Knox. If Shitty Art was diamonds, DeviantArt would be a bunch of jews fixing the price. If Shitty Art was water, DeviantArt would be all the oceans combined. My friends, if Shitty Art was shit DeviantArt would be a big, steaming pile of shit.

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You.

Let's face it; probably over 90% of everything you have ever drawn is shit.

Furries

Rule 61, there is always furry porn of it, even shitty art, See also divide by zero

Shitty Art Gallery

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Links to Shitty Art

See Also

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