Occasionally, when you are browsing your internets safe and sound, you'll hear scratching at your window, chains rattling and your family massacred downstairs. You'll be terrified, frozen with fright. And then Goatse floods your monitor. Don't be afraid - this scenario has been played out IRL by countless internets users that happen to stumble across a SHOCK IMAGE. Shock Images are also the number one cause in loss of childhood.
- 1 Legendary shock images
- 2 Not as popular
- 3 Fanfare
- 4 Shock Archives
- 5 External links
- 6 See also
Legendary shock images
A picture of a man ripping his asshole open with his hands. It is one of the most-used shock images for trolls and other internet criminals alike. Though today it is not the most shocking image; it has effectively desensitised many teenagers. Has been posted on /b/ so many times that their members generally fap to the picture.
An Azn chick who, while bent over, projects orange juice mixed with shit from her asshole, up into the air like a fountain and splashing all over her face. This is probably the second most popular shock image since most of Gaia, the self-proclaimed largest internet forum on the web, has seen it. People question its shocking value due to the mosaic covering the girl's pussy.
A lesser-known shock site made in the spirit of Meatspin, this still has some stealth abilities due to its ambiguous sounding name. Shows a man with an unnaturally large ballsack cumming copious amounts of manjuice all over his genitalia area. Particularly effective due to the compelling and thought-provoking musical score played throughout the visual display.
Shows a nude woman licking multiple flaccid penises all sprouting from one man. A newer shock site reaching popularity from repeated posts on various imageboards. Has been parked.
A whore vomiting over a man's penis while performing oral sex. According to /b/, this is proper oral technique. Not as shocking as the others, but when you post this in a children's forum, BAM! Before you get Partyvan'd that is.
Not as popular
A very funny site showing a pre-op transexual being anally penetrated. A "Spin Count" lays under the picture while the transexual's penis spins around and around. Some say if you reach spins around the 40-50 mark, the site will accurately determine that you are gay. Phonetrace.org acts as a more discreet, and surprising, meatspin site. As does GoogleHammer.com, WatchBritneySpears.com and Wowomg.com. It is used purely for lulz and by gays who need fapping material. The owners of Meatspin have promised to release a new re-direct each month, for the convenience of trolls everywhere.
Shows what appears to be an old picture of five men anally penetrating each other. While not that shocking, can induce major amounts of drama in a homophobic forum.
A beautiful collage of pictures dedicated to showing how pretty the internet can really be. Post this on many forums since people need to know how gorgeous it really is.
An autopsy photo of a man who's face has been blown apart and resembles delicious caek. Some speculate that this happened because the moron confused a cigar with a firecracker, but no-one will ever know. Shows a funny-looking picture of a harlequin fetus before displaying the man's truly beautiful face.
Site is now some shitty weaboo ad.
Depicts a man (who is the same faggot as Goatse, see mole above left side of anus) bent over outside with a bottle inserted into his anus, bottom first. To the seasoned shock fan, this is nothing, but it's relatively unknown and you won't find a picture of a man with a bottle in his bum anywhere else.
The ultimate in website links. When used on a n00b, most will think that they've been attacked with a virus; thusly ensuring lulz to the offender. Use it to its fullest advantage.
A Photoshopped image of a breast with maggot-looking things burrowed into the tit is spread by email, scarring women all over the internet.
Here is a poem dedicated to the shock images:
For raiding, we want to have the best shock pictars and stuff, amirite? Well, to do this we need to make sure we have collected enough of different types to use during different site raids.
Also, these shock pictures and files need to be made sure that they're optimized, the more shock pics that load on forums in a short amount of time the better, especially for people still on 56k, also for hosting on our own sites so they take up less space and are easier to host using up less bandwidth.
Furthermore, when put into the official pack, they will be put into specific categories and named to better facilitate raep and corruption with them.
Used to make sure the shock images load a little faster. The more retina burning, the better.
Filesize optimization techniques are programs or scripts that stip unneeded data from files and often compress them with special lossless algorithms (sometimes even on lossy file formats). This can be useful for saving bandwidth and especially disk space, it also speeds up the process of dealing with the files and loading them off of your disk drive (a very common bottleneck on modern computers).
If you have any knowledge of how to use the command line and the attention span to read a README, then optimizing your shit is well worth it if you have an endless quest to make your computer HARDERBETTERFASTERSTRONGER. Or if you just wanna upload a set of tits that's just slightly to big for the /hr/ board on your *chan of choice.
Some quality optimization tools include:
- CSS compressor*
- PAR::Packer for perl*
- Ultimate Packer for eXecutables Takes a tiny bit of processing power to unpack the programs, but may still speed up program launch. Also useful for hiding your botnets from AV as well as decreasing their filesize.
* WARNING, will make the file very hard to edit, make copies if you plan on editing and use the compressed version as the executed version for things like code. For GIF animations you should probably be fine.
^ Newfag friendly, has a GUI.
$ Jewware, we need a link to a clean cracked version, preferrarably an alternative program that does the exact same thing.
The DO and DO NOT WANTs of your own shockpack:
- DO upload to photobuckets, imageshacks, and other free hosts
- DO upload to enemy sites if you can
- DO replace the images in a hacked Photobucket with these, keeping the filenames, so any images they linked to are now a shock image
- DO share a set of uploaded images with other trolls
- DO NOT upload and link to from a *chan
- DO NOT place on a site that has links to this wiki, a *chan, or anything that leads back to Anon
Keeping this in mind, you now have a perfect visual weapon against your foes.
- Rule 34 Pack, highly distasteful images of your favorite childhood cartoon characters getting it on
* SexyTime, warped flesh all around
- BME extreme body modification, contains mutilated genitalia. (Registration required)
- Gurochan, general freakshow to scat to gore to death, it's all there.
- rule #34, danbooru dedicated to rule #34.
- Rapidsearch is an automatically updating list of files collected from various *chan boards and the like. The following searches are good if you're running low on fresh shock pix.
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