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Slurpee can refer to one of two things:

  1. A well executed blowjob.
  2. A delicious frozen treat from 7-11.

ATTENTION SLURPEE LOVERS AND 7-11 CUSTOMERS: Be advised that the Tropicana Blue Raspberry Rush Slurpee turns your poop the color of an Eagles jersey for at least two days. It looks like algae coming out of my butt. It tastes great, but be aware of the staining effects on your digestive tract.


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