Lonely

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If you feel lonely, go out and express yourself!

Loneliness is angst caused by being alone. As lonely people are socially retarded, they are easily influenced by whomever pays attention to them: this is the basic recruiting tactic of furries, Scientologists, gays, etcetera. A generation of awkward loners, who in earlier days would have done science-fair projects and collected comic books, have since found the Internets, and are now busy writing clumsy slash for their fursonas on LiveJournal.

Loneliness is also the root of a wide variety of other societal ills, from cutting to World of Warcraft to cybersex. The only known cure to loneliness is to take a shower, meet some people who do not wear t-shirts with catgirls on them, as well as to stop being such a boring, self-absorbed loser.

If your pick-up skills with the ladies are especially abysmal, you may be suffering from True Forced Loneliness.

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Existentialism: Loneliness as philosophy

   
 
A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe.
 

 
 

Loneliness suffered by paranoid intellectuals.

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Symptoms of Loneliness

Typical lonely person's birthday party.

People who are Lonely

People who are Especially Lonely

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Lonely is part of a series on Dying Alone

Poemo.jpg Those Who Have Died Alone

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