Soulja Boy Tellem Chat

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  • Note: The website now redirects to Soulja Boy's Twitter.

Soulja Boy Tellem Chat is the breeding ground for wiggers and retarded niglets who spend literally the whole day chatting about anything from life in high school to their MySpace page or their 400 Dolla shoez. The site is known for containing the highest concentration of black people and wiggers on the internet, this is where niggas with enough money fo' de' computer type in INTERNET FUCKING EBONICS cU$ D3y $o G4nt$4.

In theory, Soulja Boy Tellem Chat was built so people can circle-jerk each other while talking about the latest Soulja Boy Tellem, Gucci or Jeezy album. However, these efforts have been undermined, and nowadays the site is more or less /b/ for black people without lulz or understandable English off course.

So articulate.
Who can't spell, now?

Because this site serves as a microcosmos for the entire black internet population, speech patterns of the internet nigger become glaringly apparent. Common online acronyms have become corrupted to suit the preferences of said nigger, for instance:

  • STFU becomes SDFU
  • WTF becomes WDF

This is because the nigger alphabet lacks the letter "t". If you want to blend in, use phrases along these lines and make your name something common, like ~**$GHETTOBLASTAPOPPiNFASTA$**~ or MiiSwaggaS000SiKe~N33DaAdvil. Have fun torturing the black mind.

Origins of the Site

Souljaboytellem.com was originally created to promote Soulja Boys music and his official merchandise. Somewhere in half August Souljaboy got his myspace hacked and got the attention of Anonymous after he threatened to kill the person responsible. Within minutes the internet hate machine fired up and Anonymous raided the shit out of Soulja boys personal site. The fact that anyone could post without creating an account obviously was one of the reasons why the site was taken down after just one month of heavy raids.

However: Soulja boys new site requires everyone entering the site to create an account. But still doesnt pose as a problem for you to enrage some niggers. Due to more raids, the Moderators at Soulja Boy Tellem now have to approve your account. But don't worry, the mods are still dumb fucks.

Soulja Boy also has a new site complete with chatroom at http://www.sodmg.com This one doesn't need mod approval

Common Phrases and Reactions found on Soulja Boy Tellem Chat

  • My head hurts.
  • Hey check out my beats on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/piece_of_shit_rap_effort BALEET'D
  • My uncle broke my phone! Someone buy me a new one!
  • LOL
  • Were da fine gurlz at?
  • Hey how yo cousin doin? Still single?
  • LAWDY
  • Just had a carnny with vodka and some gen. lol
  • Dayum. whose drivin?
  • BEND OVA *starts grindin*
  • WDF
  • SDFU (nigger alphabet does not contain the letter "t")
  • BITCH IMA BITCH SLAP U (in response to spam)


SAY WAT

Trolling SouljaBoyTellem.com

Soulja Boy Tellem Chat is, by far, the best place for beginner trolls. While not as dumb as niggers, wiggers are still quite entertaining to troll. It's pretty much a no-brainer,but if you are seriously retarded then just post something from the following list. If you want exta-lulz, ask for someone named "Peaches."

You're doing it RIGHT.
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • 卐卐卐卐卐 WHITE POWER 卐卐卐卐卐
  • Everytime you send the message "hello nigs in DA club" 5 people leave the chatroom.
  • SAGE
  • DESU
  • Aryan Brotherhood for life.
  • Nazi Lowriders > SouljaFag
  • Stick your fist in your mouth so we both get erections!
  • Go into a text program like Notepad, hit enter and period one after another until it's XBOX HUEG, and copypasta it.
  • Use social engineering to get personal details of all his faggot fans, and then impersonate them when they are away - post their details, saying you "wanna settle this man to man".
  • Get their phone number and give them Tom Green's or Hal Turner's instead of yours - nothing generates more lulz than a crackheaded niglet whore calling up a known white supremacist.
  • Claim that, due to the amount of racism and spamming, the chatroom is being moved to souljaboychat.on.nimp.org (call yourself ADMIN or something).
  • Pose as Soulja Boy, Ice-T, 50 Cent, or any rapper, and the people lap it up. Also, discuss your trolling plans with fellow Anons, the retards don't suspect a thing!
  • Link to www.wowomg.com (ALL U PEEPZ LIKE WARCRAFT?) or Goatse (to make the URL less conspicuous, link to photobucket images of goatse or on an imageboard). It is probably a good idea to use tinyurl.com or tubeurl.com to disguise wowomg.com or meatspin.com
  • Obviously, to detect other trolls, declare that u liek mudkipz and if anyone else does, they must PM you.
  • Tell them their name is fucked up.
  • Spam the chat box with this:

Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan, Krank that Ku Klux Klan.

  • If you are part of Anonymous repeat this:

We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  • You can also spam:

KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed, KFC is closed.

  • Claim you have a big dick (regardless of your race) and people will ask to see it. This is a good time to link them to last measure.
  • Recent discovery: The secret to silencing niggers on racism is to claim that you're a Native American.
  • Claim that you voted for McCain.
  • Because of bad programming, the emoticons for the room lag everything to shit. Fifty Hitler posts are therefore replaced by fifty sad face posts in the context of the room. Copy and paste the following about 50 times in rapid succession (using an autotyper or the good old Ctrl+v method) and watch as everyone's computer goes apeshit.
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Then, simply close the window using the task manager, reload it, and enjoy the silence.

PROTIP: Download Google Chrome before emote spamming. It doesn't freeze up.

  • For when the niggers get uppity(no parenthesis):

( :*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\:*:/%\

A half ape, half human creature devolved from chimpanzees, who eats fried chicken, watermelon, and collared greens, write songs about raping white woman and stealing welfare checks from grandmothers...Niggers are lazy, dumb, and worst of all smell after taking a shower.

  • Get a pic of some hawt chick (Pictures of Boxxy are known to work.)

and use it as your profile photo. Within minutes you will have 10 friend requests. You can ask any nigga for his password and email and they will give it you without hesitation.

This nigra has been blessed with an outstanding knowledge on politics.

The Forum

Soulja boy's site also contains a forum where 13 year olds go on and brag about the amount pussy they have gotten in there lives. Just like the chatroom this forum is an easy place to score some lulz as it is full of camwhoring niggers and little kids bragging about the size of their dick. Not to mention that there is no comment limit.

Something to do here is make an account with the swastika as it's avatar and insult everybody you see (most commonly 16 year old cam whores). This will result in angry comments and death threats from their internet boyfriends, a.k.a. nigger rapists. Spamming swf videos as comments can cause browsers to crash, making profiles and forum pages unusable. The chat room has a comment section underneath it as well. There is also a group section which contains groups about anti racism and Obama.

A nigra opens his heart to us. Note the lack of reactions.

The music section of the forums can be trolled by saying that you are a fan of country music or metal.


Michael Jackson's Loyal Fans

The day Michael Jackson died (all hail heart attack) a bunch of naggers got ass hurt and started crying. Obviously Michael Jackson is more important to them than finding out who their babies daddy or momma is. One troller managed to troll the fuck out of these ass hurt MJ fans. In MJ's defense, it's alright to rape little boys as long as you can sing and dance. According to the faggots and fat bitches on that site a lot of singers were inspired by MJ, when in reality no nigga ever sings like him at all or copies his faggotry dance steps.

http://souljaboytellem.com/forum/topics/jackson-dead-the-world-is-now?x=1&id=2311816%3ATopic%3A5907602&page=1#comments BALEETED!

Troll the fuck out of that thread for epic lulz.

World of Warcraft

Apparently most of the fags don't know about World of Warcraft. Troll legend of the forum, Tupac Shakur made a thread about his boy getting killed by some Horde niggas outside Soutshore. Everyone falls for it not realizing that he's talking about World of Warcraft. The tools give their condolences which adds to the lulz.

http://souljaboytellem.com/forum/topics/yall-niggaz-my-boy-just-died BALEETED!

Chatroom Password Guesser

http://h1.ripway.com/ghsfhghhafh/passes.txt This link is a script that finds and provides a list of passwords that it has obtained. There is an ongoing effort to log into as many as possible and change the passwords. If there are none available, then wait a bit and hit refresh on the page.

http://h1.ripway.com/ghsfhghhafh/oldpasses.txt is a link to where all old passwords are kept,
Dead http://h1.ripway.com/ghsfhghhafh/souljaboychat.php is the link to the fake login page. Also dead

It is best hidden by Tinyurl.com or a similar service.

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