Spending too long on the internet

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Look at all the internet stored away in those fatty folds.
This poor creature was rescued far too late, it seems.
Spending to much time on the internet makes you amazing and cool.
Spending too much time on the internet will make you find this fappable.
The internet is a horrible force. It can even blur the lines between real and furry porn. You're masturbating, right now, aren't you?

The internet is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the internet is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the internet emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, internet is reality, and reality is less than internet.

Spotting afflicted individuals

It's relatively easy to single out those who spend too much time on the internet. here are some simple pointers that can help any normal, sane person identify and study this interesting phenomenon.

As one would naturally assume, you are spending too much time on the internet. Become an hero and thin the herd a smidge, would you? HA just kidding we both know if you've made it this far into the article that you have spent too much time on the internets.

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