Every year, thousands of individuals and couples find that they cannot conceive children. This sad fact of life is nothing new; mankind has faced infertility since the dawn of time. In recent decades, this common tragedy has given way to new hope as fertility clinics and Sperm™ banks are now accepting Sperm™ Donation from just about anybody. It’s a huge industry that claims over 2 billion dollars per year in annual revenue.
Where do you fit into this? How can you cash in on this burgeoning industry and also make a difference in the lives of of those who wish to bring a happy child into the world? The process is quite simple. It is a series of sessions at a Sperm™ bank followed by testing to determine the quality of Sperm™ that is produced. But enough of that, you want to know just what you will get out of all this when you hop aboard the gravy train! Check the chart below.
Sperm™ Donation Pricing
|Sperm Bank||Number of Donations Allowed||Payment Per Donation|
|Obstetrics Solutions of Cleveland||1-12 over 12 month period||$1.00 to $200.00 per visit|
|Andrology/Embryology Specialists of Guam||1-10||$1.00 to $200.00 per visit|
|CryoChild and Welfare Services||24 visits over 24 month period||Tree Fiddy|
|Alternative Fertility Solutions||1-10||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
|Choices Donations of Detroit||Walk in customers are welcome!||Tree Fiddy|
|Great Lakes Cryobank||1-10||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
|Northeast Andrology & Cryobank||24 visits over 24 month period||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
|Reproductive Resources Inc||24 visits over 24 month period||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
|Urban Pregnancy Solutions of Harlem||Walk in customers are welcome!||Tree Fiddy|
|Sperm and Embryo Specialists, LLC||24 visits over 24 month period||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
|Michigan Reproductive Specialists||1-10||$1.00 to $200.00 per visit|
|Repro-Outreach of Illinois||24 visits over 24 month period||$45.00 to $300.00 depending on quality|
Making Sense of this Chart
Notice those prices there in the right hand column? Now, slowly take a look down at the floor next to your computer table. See that wank-sock or wadded up ball of tissues there? Please use this online application to tally up just how much that wad of paper towels is worth. If your tally reaches or exceeds the $8000.00 dollar mark, you are certainly Encyclopedia Dramatica material.
Warning: sitting with your laptop cradled in your crotch for 16 hours a day while you shovel down bag after bag of Doritos and guzzle gallons of soda is not only unhealthy for Sperm™, it can kill it.
—Beefcake is doing it wrong.
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