SpongeBob Squarepants

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A typical episode.

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus, which in turn inspired thosands of equally unfunny YouTube Poops and compilation videos. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is gay. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day one to the current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned gay in one way or another by now.



SpongeBob SquarePants: The main fag of the show. Despite being clearly overage, he acts like an AIDS infected fucktard who cries every time a baby is born in China and has a crush on Squidward in every single goddamn episode.

Patrick Star: SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend and Fuckbuddy.

Squidward Tentacles: A penis nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being tortured by SpongeBob and Patrick in every episode he appears in. Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode. Turns out, the sick fucks at Nick made an entire episode, Are You Happy Now?, about trying to make fun of Squidward supposedly committing suicide. But, to avoid ratings dropping, they kept him alive, and his torture continues.

Eugene Krabs: SpongeBob's cheap ass boss, a reject of a pirate and a failure of a dad. He clearly got around since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.

Sandy Cheeks: The show's main subject of Rule 34. Despite being Texan, she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a Mary Sue, which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck or getting raped...or both.

Sheldon Plankton: The troll of the show and a very bad one at it. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. He's also a virgin, since he's married to a computer.

Gary: SpongeBob's pet snail that eats the couch when his retarded owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy.

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob's MILF driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his intelligence on the wheel.

Pearl Krabs: The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her adopted father is a crab and her mother was hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck.

Karen: Plankton's computer waifu that runs on Linux so she can be more advanced. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jewish accent.

Larry the Lobster: A giant metrosexual red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.

Tom Smith: The background character that screams "CHOCOLATE!!" in the episode Chocolate With Nuts.

The Flying Dutchman: A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: A duo of washed up senile ex superheroes that fights a talking mud bubble and a gimp in order to save the ocean.

Copyright infringement

Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a comic about a sponge named "Bob Sponge" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, SpongeBob's creator, met Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show Rocko's Modern Life, of which the plot consisted of a Wallaby who lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, Nickelodeon canceled it and booted his ass out of there. Needing another cartoon to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an Internet regular. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for copyright infringement, but the court said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to GTFO! [1]


<video type="youtube" id="lPoVuyWaKhg" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="Yeah you gotta be a genius to figure out what`s the inspiration behind this forced-meme!"/> Among the forced memes this show is guilty of spawning include:


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SpongeBob on Dateline NBC.
SpongeBalls SquareAss.
What really goes down on under the sea.
The sequel.
SpongeBong HempPants.
The fans.
Typical episode.
Everybody saw this video back in 2007.

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