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Stoners are boring, pretentious fuckwits. (note the didgeridoo)
Then eat shit and die.
Urgh, fuck off.
Look at the colors, man... LOL WUT

Stoners are an unfunny group of teenage boys who use their parents' money to buy marijuana, which they then smoke in their parents' basements with their dumb little buddies while complaining about their parents and weed not being legal. They are a disgrace to the Legendary stoners that have created things that has enhanced everyone's life's throughout the year. Female stoners do not and should not exist, as bitches only have half a lung. Stoners can often be seen wearing cannabis-themed apparel, including, but not limited to; t-shirts with hilarious slogans, bandannas, sweatbands, underwear and just about anything else you can physically print a fucking hemp leaf design on. It is important to understand that this kind of behaviour and a willingness to refer to oneself as a 'stoner' is what differentiates stoners from people who simply enjoy smoking pot and "jammin'".

Remember that, despite what your grandparents might say, there is only the most tangential connection between marijuana and madness, as seen in the 1937 documentary "Reefer Madness". That is, unless lethargy can be seen as a form of criminal insanity.

Also a term for Muslims (and historically anyone else) who like to hurl stones at women as punishment for being raped.

Stoners and the Arts

  • Art: Stoners normally smoke weed to create pretty pictures of dogs playing poker but most of these pictures are that of their own colorful shit which is so totally "far out". Put a stoner in a room with canvas, a huge bag of weed, a bong and some wraps, and a fuckton of chips, and leave them there for a year. Many lulz will be generated when viewing the shit the stoner comes up with. Come back when he dies of starvation after running out of chips in a couple of days, and sell his artwork to museums for extra lulz. Stoner artists also smoke weed because it almost always removes the agony of creativity.

Anal motherfuckers

Famous Stoners

This is a stoner!

International Differences

Crises facing stoners today

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  • Never having any papers, filters or lighters, despite these items being cheaply available from any shop and/or being too young to buy them.
  • Getting real thirsty and 'accidentally' drinking the bong water.
  • A drought of marijuana due to Jews withholding stock in order to obtain more Jew-gold.
  • Eye-tokes, hot-rock burns.
  • Dealer's cell phone turned off or is too high on at least 100 different drugs to get you your shit.
  • Sneaking into garage without entire party following
  • Running out of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
  • Imaginary police
  • Party Fouls
  • Imaginary wolfs
  • Real police
  • Being police
  • Going to School
  • Going to work
  • Not Finding your keys because you are too high to remember where you left them
  • Not Having a "safe" place to smoke
  • Dealing with sober people
  • Parents cutting off allowance
  • Noone reading their poetry


Stoners are Very touchy when it comes to their personal beliefs , They are known to be the among easiest group of kids to troll about as equal as Beliebers. Since Stoners are too paranoid and defensive and are willing to go to extreme measures to protect their rights and freedoms and they will troll you to fucking death. Stoners are an allegiance of anti-trolls that use facts to completely pwn us with their profound intelligence. This is a list on how to properly troll stoners

Degenerate stoners love poisoning their brain with chemicals.

  • Tell them Marijuana kills brain cells
  • Tell them Ronald Reagan was the best president EVAR!
  • Tell them Marijuana is the gateway drug
  • Tell them Marijuana is worse for you than alcohol and cigarettes
  • Tell them Above The Influence is the truth about drugs
  • Tell them The DEA are heroes for beating the shit out of handicapped kids with cancer
  • Say drugs are for losers on a Youtube smoking video
  • Tell them Marijuana is poison, not a drug (point out that cannabis is a carcinogen and a cause of a range of psychological disorders.)
  • Tell them that Reefer Madness is the best movie evar created
  • Tell them kids like them shouldn't use drugs
  • Tell them Marijuana is a drug

Then sit back comfortably, now that you're the one who's giggling.

Types of Stoners

See Also