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Subliminal Messages THE JEWISH HOLOCAUST IS A LIE
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Subliminal Messages are an innocent means of communication which tamper with the inner workings of one's subconscious, influencing people at the cinemas to buy enough coke to rot away the teeth of this girl[1], and to worship hippies from 2000 years ago. They are useful for making all the girls get nekkid.
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The Origins of Subliminal Messages
They were invented at least 100 years ago by Tom Cruise, using his wikkid powers of Scientology. He is the one who is responsible for influencing Goatse, a sweet, God-fearing, and compassionate man to create THAT series of pictures, which directly caused the mass suicide of three thousand Jews.
Examples of Subliminal Messages
I bet you can't tell that (SEX SEX SEX) I'm brainwashing you right this (COCK) moment. By the end of these (VAGINA!!!!) few sentences, you are going to have a strong need (You love LOLI!) to act upon desires that don't strike you consciously (SWEET MOIST FLAPS!).
Subliminal Music Faggotry
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Sounds even better backwards.
Things Achieved by Subliminal Messages
- Christianity
- Goatse
- The frightening power Oprah wields over a nation of fat, mindless women.
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See also
RAPE KIDS ERRDAY... FUCK THEM NEXT TO THEIR TIED-UP PARENTS FOR EXTRA LULZ
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