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I cannot make sections

i was actually on Neopets not long after its birth, joined Feb 2000 (i was 7) up until about 2004. i can answer some questions you may have, may also have a look at the article --Likeicare 03:25, 1 July 2015 (EDT)


  1. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  2. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  3. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  4. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  5. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  6. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  7. Rare Pepes - newest ironic meme on 4chan and 8chan. gotta collect them all --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:32, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
  8. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  9. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  10. Black Lives Matter - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIRED later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)

Should be Improved

  1. Donald Trump- He's getting more attention from this new presidential run than he ever has had before.Needs added to--Boudica 23:51, 3 July 2015 (EDT)
  2. Same-sex marriage--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 June 2015 (EDT)

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  25px  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Do we actually need a "Rare Pepe" article? Shouldn't we just expand the "Feels bad man" article? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:45, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
yes, there are over 1000 rares circulating right now even and we need a few other articles on the related Pepe memes..--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:09, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

Started an article for cringe threads.--Boudica 19:01, 11 June 2015 (EDT)

Freebleeding section of Feminism has been updated with new material, should it be moved into its own article, or no? --Monster 09:38, 1 July 2015 (EDT)


you're all faggots, k bye --Likeicare 05:42, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

same ~Oblique 08:27, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

penis pix plz

hello friends it has recently come to my atention that after turning 18 almost 18 months ago i did not demand penis pix to celebrate the occasion. since sending n00dz to under 18s can get yu irl b& the practize b4 then was discourged. hoevar since i am not of such age naow i demand u send penis pix to my talkpage plz. this has been an ehtanol related post. <3 ~Oblique 08:25, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Would that I could, venerable lush, would that I could. —  VX  08:38, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
you aren't no hipcrime. stop asking. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:46, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
He's close enough. He restored countless articles, got admin, and then did fuck all except play grab ass with Mike in IRC. —  VX  08:50, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
lviing the dream. ~Oblique 08:51, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
fine. next time you get drunk upload your nudes VX. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:53, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

VX would, he just doesn't want anyone to know he wears fingerless gloves and a fedora IRL.(Not even joking)--Boudica 08:54, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

But I'm always drunk, and it's a trilby, not a fedora. I got it for when I'm wielding my katana. —  VX  08:57, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
Schnookums 08:58, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Oh that's right I forgot you are a tortured soul. I drink to forget the paaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn.--Boudica 09:00, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

I couldn't very well channel my chi if I weren't a tortured soul with pretentious headwear. —  VX  09:06, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Press F to pay respects to Phobos

GET REKT LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:03, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

rip in pepperoni ~Oblique 02:57, 4 August 2015 (EDT)

Forthcoming shitstorms

I've just setup an internet law article called Forthcoming shitstorms - I've added a few examples, but this article would benefit from some other/better examples. Jazzybellio4912

One does not simply "make" an Internet law. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 16:50, 14 August 2015 (EDT)


The forums are broke. Please help us SeeBeen. - Zew0 13:11, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Outskirts Battle Dome

What I thought was a shitty article that needed flushing could turn out to be interesting. The guy who wrote it has already had a few newly registered users shit on his talk page, and himself been accused of being a sock on here of another banned user. They are an offshoot of Naruto Forums and they are sperging over every fictional battle conceivable.

Rules they have:

1. Ethnic slurs, even if it's a joke.

2. Mature content (You know what this is and I shouldn't have to explain it to you).

3. "Violent content" (I take this to mean that you shouldn't post overly graphic images).

4. "Harassment, bullying, or similar content that advocates harm against an individual or group." (This means that if you criticize people, it must be done subtly. Criticize their specific behavioral patterns if you must, or better, if it need not be said, say nothing.)


There's more and I've already added some external links to the article. I'm shit at writing myself but I think this has potential to be another SOK. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:12, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

The prerequisites to getting a Outskirts Battle Dome wiki account are just sad. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 16 August 2015 (EDT)
Me and tiger just noticed as well. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:32, 16 August 2015 (EDT)
When i'm not too high i will try helping out Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:35, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Holiday / Vacation

I am on vacation for the next 10 days (20/8/15 to 30/8/2015), please bother HAL, Schnookums or Ilovejesus69, if you need anything. They are me for the next 10 days. They can op you, de-op you, ban you, help you or tell you to fuck off and die. Listen to them or when I get back I will be going through the admin and editor lists with extreme prejudice. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:10, 20 August 2015 (EDT)

Bullet dodging FTW —  VX  12:50, 20 August 2015 (EDT)
I'm back, trip got cut a bit short. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:59, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

Image Loading

Anyone else having difficulty loading images? When I pull up an article, I'm lucky to get 2 or 3 pics, if any. —  VX  22:32, 22 August 2015 (EDT)

I get that a lot too, and if you click on the image twice it will give you a server error.Fuck you seebeen Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:16, 23 August 2015 (EDT)
Yeah. We're troubleshooting the issue. Ilovejesus69 19:39, 23 August 2015 (EDT)
Looks like the issue is resolved. Let us know if shit goes wonky again. Ilovejesus69 01:39, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

Kike wanted to blow up 9/11 memorial

Sarah Butts pity party defense for being a pedophile

I WAS JUST A TEENAGE EDGELORD! DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 20:58, 14 September 2015 (EDT)

This, along with Salon's piece on a pedophile just proves that SJWs and the "progressive" left are trying to normalize pedophilia. It is fucking disgusting. --Bender Bending Rodriguez Bender-for-sig.png (Bite my shiny metal ass) 12:13, 24 September 2015 (EDT)
Well after gay marriage and being a tranny faggot was normalized, pedo rights were next. --One With The Lulz 20:37, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

Rome Viharo

Rome Viharo Article was created by a WP/RationalWiki troll who was butthurt over its mention in the RW article and joined the site for that sole purpose (see the RationalWiki talk page). It's about someone who no one cares about who they claim was a sockpuppeter on WP, but has no other internet notoriety.--UltraSleuth 02:05, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

  • Need to look into it... Even if the article was created for stupid reasons, this person might be worth writing about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 02:25, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

Fair enough.--UltraSleuth 02:41, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

give them at least a couple weeks to work on it. and who gives a fuck about wikipedia or rational wiki? as it is i'd just slap {{stub}} on it and move on. if User:TheRedPenOfDoom makes people cry, he might be alright and should join our forums. Weasel avatar2.png reply 03:27, 19 September 2015 (EDT)
We have enough deletionist article police among admins without everyone and his mother getting in on it. If it ends up something more than a shitstub, there's just no reason to get rid of it, regardless of ideological purposes. —  VX  05:25, 19 September 2015 (EDT)

Right now some RW members are edit warring over the page because of some off-site grudge with this Viharo guy - just thought that an admin might want to look into the recent edits, as well as who's trolling my talk page.--UltraSleuth 17:13, 20 September 2015 (EDT)

Sounds like a good reason to keep the article, not delete it. We should wait till the smoke clears before passing a judgement. Uberfukken 17:16, 20 September 2015 (EDT)
I'm fine with keeping it at this point - just wanted to make sure if it's kept that it's something actually funny, not just a cut/paste of the RationalWiki article. I made some edits to it to make it more funny.--UltraSleuth 18:15, 20 September 2015 (EDT)
Sleuth is a compulsive liar. Ask yourselves why Sleuth is obsessed with trying to defend Rome Viharo, is suspicious. He is not only doing this here, but on RW. Yes, Sleuth is a "butthurt" banned Rationalwiki troll, despite him claiming others are. Sleuth was banned a couple of days ago at RW and has re-appeared there on socks (view Rome Viharo's page history), and only recently started editing the RW page on this site. Like I said, he is the "butthurt" troll, and the info he's posting is all false. He tried to edit/remove the RW page on Viharo, but failed, and is now trying to do that here. So if this is not Rome Viharo himself, or someone closely linked to him, what's his obsession with Viharo? And who is so dumb to claim Viharo doesn't have internet notoriety? Just go to his website to view this - he's a creep who is harassing Wikipedia editor's by posting their personal info and slandering them.Kromscape 17:29, 20 September 2015 (EDT)
Or maybe i'm just stirring the pot and enjoying watching your butthurt. lol--UltraSleuth 18:12, 20 September 2015 (EDT)
I would have Eric Barber tell y'all about the Sheldrake edit war but you would not believe it. It's that bizarre. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:41, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Dafu Love

You people from ED want to get serious? Get serious into finding the most illegal video to ever watch.

Lord Tony 18:57, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Oh and it's illegal to watch it, so don't watch it. Lord Tony 19:17, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

Sounds like a shitty creepypasta a la Ded Bort. Oh, and I instantly dismiss people who use the term "Deep Web" as faggots. --One With The Lulz 14:15, 1 October 2015 (EDT)
It's apparently real. Lord Tony 06:48, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Here's the deleted RationalWiki article (CC-BY-SA 3.0, written mainly by Deku-shrub):

'''Dafu Love''' is a video purporting to feature the torturing and [[Murder|killing]] of babies. According to a law enforcement consultant, admitting to watching such a video would be confessing to a crime.<ref></ref>

And yes, [[Takedownman]] claims to have watched this video.<ref></ref>

The meme itself appears to be based on ''Daisy's Destruction'' by thankfully convicted and jailed scumbag {{wpl|Peter Scully}} who both produced and profited from the distribution of such videos.

Spanish language has the following from May 2015 and is most likely the source of the legend:<ref></ref>
<blockquote>"Dafu Love" video in my opinion, Daisy's Destruction not even begin to compare. I do not mean in the sense of curiosity, if not in the sense of the content of both videos. this is the only video that dare not download, but have the link to view the video on the Deep Web, the video is quite strong. While I bet even the coldest, serious, and blood lover, she cries or feel something inside from the following description that person I will tell.
Clarify that I will provide the link to anyone, lest they be calling me, and this article is presented for informational purposes, but not morbid or profit. The video takes place in an empty house, where members, which is 5 adults, who are three men and two women, perform acts too macabre.<br />
<br />
One of the people, which I researched, named Jose Luis Hernandez Escobar, a Spanish national, participated along with four other people in a macabre ceremony held earlier this year in an empty house, which I have been researching and apparently it is located in the United States. People were engaged in kidnapping children, especially babies 7-10 months old. Investigating further, I discovered that this video is created by NLF, which means No Limits Fun or Fun Unlimited. Apparently NLF is the creator of Daisy's Destruction and other videos as strong as this.<br />

== Footnotes ==
[[Category:Urban legends]]

--JuniusThaddeus 20:50, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

Breaking news from Russia

Russian authorities banned this site within Russia. Anyone can check this inputing domain name "" and capcha code on this page. Though ED was not the first interesting site banned in Russia, so even my 10-11-years-old kids can bypass this ban using browser plugin. ICAN 09:12, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

WTF, FUCKING ASSHOLES. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 11:32, 2 October 2015 (EDT)
Its probably a communist conspiracy to promote the Russian lurk moar site Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:29, 2 October 2015 (EDT)
Russian Lurkmore has been banned since 10 march 2015. ICAN 04:39, 5 October 2015 (EDT)
Banned in Russia? Sounds like that's a gold star in our favor. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 13:02, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

Oregon Shooter Discussed Plans on 4chan

The guy who just killed at least 13 people and wounded many others today at Umpqua College in Oregon allegedly discussed his plans on 4chan. Screencaps available at this link. This is great stuff for an AOTN. I can start writing when I get home but any help is appreciated. - Zew0 20:19, 1 October 2015 (EDT)

I should hang out in 4chan more Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 08:33, 2 October 2015 (EDT)
Article finished, if you'd still like to help there's a couple things that can be added which are listed in the talk page. Uberfukken 16:56, 2 October 2015 (EDT)

ImageShack and dead links

Jeez-not agaian.jpg

ImageShack sold out, so we now have 200+ dead links. --JuniusThaddeus 12:34, 3 October 2015 (EDT)

Do we just delete or are we supposed to find replacements? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:46, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
Replace. --JuniusThaddeus 17:00, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
  • Why do we even have imageshack links when the wiki has it's own built in image hosting system? --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 17:24, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
Because people are fucking retarded. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:12, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
there are only 53 in article space. i did one for gun but it looks like an image we already have. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:23, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
Well fuck imageshack in the ass. I'll have sibin block them. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:27, 3 October 2015 (EDT)
Should we bother with images linked on talk or user pages? There's a lot of them in the list. Seconding the WTF as to people using imageshack to host images on a wiki. Also Geez... imageshack just keeps getting crappier and crappier. I hope this stupid move finally kills them. --3tails 00:06, 6 October 2015 (EDT)
imageshack was always a piece of crap. yet dumb fucks still continue to use it for what reason i don't know why ••General Niggerson Page me. 01:38, 6 October 2015 (EDT)
After going through every single non-talk and non-user page on the list it looks like imageshack was mostly being used to hold screencaps and links to mp4 files. I saw one guy linking to imageshack in order to suggest an image of the now say that Macs couldn't upload to ED and so he linked to imageshack because macs suck. The rest are just lazy. The MP4s were probably loaded there because people don't know you can upload videos here and I'm not sure that's a bad thing as ED shouldn't become a youtube alternate. I'd also like to say fuck imageshack and their randomized image names. Most of the time I could tell the kind of link from the context around it but that's all the detail I could find making finding replacement versions of the image pretty much impossible. At least not much of value was lost. Also we are down to just talk and user pages linking to imageshack! Hooray! --3tails 02:13, 6 October 2015 (EDT)
Keep up the good work. ••General Niggerson Page me. 02:16, 6 October 2015 (EDT)
Thanks. Just doing what I can while I've got some spare time to burn. Also we should be clear of Imageshack links as long as nobody reverts anything or adds anything new. Enjoy! --3tails 02:59, 6 October 2015 (EDT)

This shit is old news, they've been selling out for years and started sucking a long time ago. Lord Tony 17:27, 8 October 2015 (EDT)


Dan Skeptic on Rome Viharo's website is none other than Atlantid/Krom[scape], listed as a sockpuppet under Anglo_Pyramidologist at Wikipedia. He's the one playing the games here and taking the piss out of you lot, he also was the one who created Rome Viharo's entry here, posing as RedpenofDoom, or whoeva. Viharo and Krom don't like each other, and Viharo dug up Krom's connection to Dan Skeptic. View here:-

Viharo was working on an article to write on Dan Skeptic/Atlantid/Krom, and so its obvious Krom came here to get his revenge back. This same weird individual is behind most or all of the impersonator socks of people from Skeptico, as well as skeptics as well as creating pages attacking such people at Rationalwiki. Again its easy to connect Rome Viharos page entry at Rationalwiki also to Dan Skeptic. He was also posting as DinoCrisis at RW in 2012-2013, and has hundreds more sockpuppets there. Krom was also given sysop status at Rationalwiki earlier this year.Internetperson 17:53, 12 October 2015 (EDT)

Nice try, Mike. Not falling for it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:10, 12 October 2015 (EDT)


We are finally doing the upgrade today/tonight (hopefully) depending on your timezone. Because E is a complete asshole we have to export everything and import it into a brand new install of mediawiki. The wiki will probably be in read-only mode for a few hours, up to hopefully a day at most, meaning you will not be able to edit while we do the backup and install the database, files and images to the new install. Shit might be broken for a while so it is up to you guys to fix the on-site shit like templates etc. The Site will be awesome when it is finished though. We are using an almost 5-year old version of mediawiki so there will be a lot more features and cool shit that will make ED a lot better. It will be the newest version, the one that wikipedia currently uses. Plus it will be a lot easier for us to upgrade in the future because we won't be using a hacked to fucking hell and back install. Just be ready to help us to fix some broken shit. --Bender Bending Rodriguez Bender-for-sig.png (Bite my shiny metal ass) 09:39, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

So what will be the benefits of the new mediawiki? I assume more widgets. Will it have some form of lightbox gallery? Will it have a comment section? Some Kraut has been asking for this. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:58, 13 October 2015 (EDT)
drag n drop mass upload would be pretty cool. f8uck a comments section unless you want spambots n shit.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:02, 13 October 2015 (EDT)
I am happy that we're finally doing this, but why would the templates and the like break? Also please make vector or the new equivalent the default option, I already use it but making it default would make us look like we're not from 2007. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 11:44, 13 October 2015 (EDT)
Re: the templates, sometimes they change the markup between versions. The last upgrade on .com had a lot of shit break. I'm not saying it definitely will, but I'm expecting it to. And no vector. Monobook is ED's theme forever. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 07:08, 15 October 2015 (EDT)

after the upgrade, we'll reinstall ParserFunctions which should take only a couple minutes. after that 95% of the wiki should be back to normal. Weasel avatar2.png reply 11:54, 13 October 2015 (EDT)

read only in 3.. 2.. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:06, 13 October 2015 (EDT)
Cocks. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:12, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

What's the plan now? --JuniusThaddeus 14:00, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

  • The plan is we are going to export the files and images, put them in a dev server, make sure everything works, then then put the wiki in read-only, export them again then import them. It's gonna take a few days but it is the safest way to do it. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:42, 14 October 2015 (EDT)
  • I put the wiki in read-only way too soon. I didn't realize we were going to do a dev install first. I should have, that was 100% my bad. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:46, 14 October 2015 (EDT)
We do it tomorrow. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:26, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

MediaWiki 1.25.3 will be released tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 21:10, 15 October 2015 (EDT)

Released. --JuniusThaddeus 22:09, 16 October 2015 (EDT)
They got rid of MediaWiki level page views because it doesn't work well with caching. —  VX  11:18, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

Can't con the Don

Ignore the SJW whining though. --One With The Lulz 13:48, 14 October 2015 (EDT)

The last non-cuck in Sweden

>Trollhatten --One With The Lulz 12:24, 22 October 2015 (EDT)

WE MUST BAN AUTOMATIC SWORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Tony 12:35, 5 November 2015 (EST)


Can someone please uploaded images for the RWBY article? All the fan art, demotivationals, and stuff I've found are lame. The first episode of volume 3 comes out tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 21:19, 23 October 2015 (EDT)

  • Why is there even an article? There's no drama here. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 02:27, 24 October 2015 (EDT)

Chanarchive links

Chanarchive is dead. Has been for a couple years now and it isn't coming back. There was a disk failure which corrupted the data and apparently E was too incompetent to have a proper backup (or a backup at all). Can we work on removing the dead links and templates please?They would be listed under chanarchive and 4chanarchive. ODB would be rolling in his grave, sorry Captain. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:56, 25 October 2015 (EDT)

As in wipe completely or try to find other archives of such? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:50, 25 October 2015 (EDT)
If you can find archives, do that, but if not then just scrub em. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 22:20, 25 October 2015 (EDT)

article for deletion

since we dont do deathnotices anymore because certain retards cant stop stamping them on every new page they see, i guess we vote here. Rammstein is a new page that should be redirected to Fat Larry's Band per old ED policy. no internet relevancy Uberfukken 16:19, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

I liked deathnotices. Lord Tony 18:29, 27 October 2015 (EDT)
Yeah me too. I think we got rid of them because overzealous sysops were acting like cops and others felt that it was hurting the feels of new members and chasing them away. That's not solving the root problem which is faggots acting like cops on a satire wiki but whatever, it is what it is. REDIRECT RAMMSTINE Y/N Uberfukken 18:40, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Call me out by name at least lol. Current article is shit so redirect. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:16, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

It's not you specifically, it's a recurring problem that's been going on for years with a number of different people. Uberfukken 19:19, 27 October 2015 (EDT)
Schnookums makes it sound like i'm the antichrist when I delete shit lol, like I'm the mega-deleter or some shit. No worries. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:31, 27 October 2015 (EDT)
This page has been accessed 1,255 times

Honestly I'd like if we got rid of the lack of internet relevancy. If someone wants to write about whatever and drive more traffic to our site, well that would be great. Weasel avatar2.png reply 19:51, 27 October 2015 (EDT)

Let me rephrase that. Lack of anything interesting or funny. Uberfukken 20:42, 27 October 2015 (EDT)
Moreso, the page was original made on .com back in 2007 but was deleted and redirected to Angry German Kid a few months later. Uberfukken 20:54, 27 October 2015 (EDT)
I'm just tired of articles getting deleted when they could be salvaged. If nobody else wants to do it move it to my userspace. I did a Google search for "rammstein funny" and I get the impression this article can be salvaged. Weasel avatar2.png reply 10:03, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

I did a Google search for "rammstein funny"


Schnookums on how he makes articles

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:53, 28 October 2015 (EDT)
You're a son of a bitch you know that right? Weasel avatar2.png reply 11:01, 28 October 2015 (EDT)
14/88, SMALL MAMMAL WAR NOW —  VX  11:04, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

after you nominate an article for deletion on TJC, leave a note on the author's talk page. the author might have something to say or want to fix their article. if they don't, someone will either move the article to their userspace or delete it. obviously, if someone's abandoned draft is a couple sentences, just delete it. use common sense. Weasel avatar2.png reply 15:53, 28 October 2015 (EDT)

Article deletion

Was wondering if we could delete the Yelling at Cats article.

1. Pretty much all of the links are broken

2. He's not relevant anymore

3. It had already been flushed previously by a moderator and then someone went to my userspace to bring it back (which was a much older version of the one that had been up for years) I'm not sure why someone went to my user space to publish a draft I had made years ago... Unless I missed something. Feel free to tell me if I missed something.

4. I'm one of the authors for the page and I'd rather just see it go.

At the very least can we remove any irl names from the page? Thank you --Shishikabob 00:04, 4 November 2015 (EST)

As the article creator, you can request deletion, and I'll do that now. If another sysop wants to bring it back, however, I won't object. I tend to be one of the stronger voices against deletion. —  VX  00:12, 4 November 2015 (EST)
Thank you! I'm still a little confused as to why someone took something from my user space though. Is that common practice? I haven't been on the site in a while so maybe that's new. --Shishikabob 00:19, 4 November 2015 (EST)
It is not a common practice, and I don't know why it happened any more than you do. Do let us know if you have further issues. —  VX  00:23, 4 November 2015 (EST)
  • It's a pretty important article. Think we should keep it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 00:50, 4 November 2015 (EST)
If sysops want it back, I won't object. I don't normally delete important articles by author request, the guy who started Kiwi Farms asked that. If it is an important article, however, I was unaware. —  VX  01:03, 4 November 2015 (EST)
I'm ok with removing irl names but deleting the article because he's not relevant anymore is not something I support. You could say that about a few thousand articles. Uberfukken 01:55, 4 November 2015 (EST)
No, contemporary relevancy didn't enter into it. I deleted because he was the creator. If it's an important article, though, I would support restoring it. —  VX  02:00, 4 November 2015 (EST)
I agree with both the Spic and the Jew, given that the article does appear as one of the first Google results. Also it was once AOTN. sauce. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 02:03, 4 November 2015 (EST)
A spic, jew, and cat are good enough for me. Article restored. —  VX  02:05, 4 November 2015 (EST)
Well i had asked about a year go for the page to be removed since he's actually trying to become a better person now and the article was holding him up (apparently he had been denied a job because of it), because, as you said, it's one of the first things to come up if you google his name and it was deleted. btw I am a she =P Can I go through and remove his last name from there and his dad's name? Would that be an acceptable agreement? --Shishikabob 03:09, 4 November 2015 (EST)
Uber said it was fine, and I have no objection. —  VX  03:43, 4 November 2015 (EST)
I'm fine with it so long as Shishikabob writes an essay on Troll's Remorse in no less than 5000 words. Uberfukken 03:38, 5 November 2015 (EST)

Molly Adamson

Our information about MasterChan seems lacking.

Interesting current event:

Approaching article worth? Vid confirmed she is aware and a detective pulled her from class. TI.jpg 03:34, 5 November 2015 (EST)

kill yourself. Weasel avatar2.png reply 03:38, 5 November 2015 (EST)

Rationalwiki links now have a template

I realised that there are 200+ RationalWiki links on ED, so I created a template for them called Template:RWlink, works like the rest. Anything that needs changed just let me know. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:05, 10 November 2015 (EST)

  • Why are there 200+ RationalWiki links on ED? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:24, 10 November 2015 (EST)
While I can't answer with certainty, a great many are logs, talk pages and contribs. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:28, 10 November 2015 (EST)
One word: Mikemikev. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:41, 10 November 2015 (EST)
  • If people go around adding this to pages try to include links. If not that is fine but rationalwiki doesn't deserve our traffic. Good job though LK. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:18, 10 November 2015 (EST)
After all rationalwiki links have been templated we should redirect it to meatspin. Uberfukken 20:27, 10 November 2015 (EST)

Paris Mass Shooting

Working on it. - Zew0 14:26, 14 November 2015 (EST)

concernedstudent1950 / mizzou

We need an article about Twitter-favicon.png #concernedstudent1950 / Twitter-favicon.png #mizzou ASAP. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:56, 14 November 2015 (EST)

Actually, we already have articles on Concerned Student 1950 and SJW University Takeover of 2015, but they could use some work. --JuniusThaddeus 19:07, 14 November 2015 (EST)

Oh ok cool, I stand corrected. They just need work. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 20:38, 14 November 2015 (EST)

niggers in AOTN

just like thread titles on EDF, try not to set things as AOTN if they have nigger in the title, twitter will get banned again --Likeicare 06:30, 19 November 2015 (EST)

So a redirect as AOTN? Like an alternate title like Muslims in Paris or what, then? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:40, 19 November 2015 (EST)
In my opinion "Sandniggers in Paris" was just a juvenile article title. "2015 Paris Attacks" would have sufficed for a title, the "Sandniggers in Paris" title sounds like something a teenage edgelord would come up with. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 11:33, 19 November 2015 (EST)
I prefer Sandniggers in Paris over 2015 Paris Attacks. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:26, 19 November 2015 (EST)

It is Facebook we're concerned about, not Twitter. Nigger in AOTN titles isn't an issue. If becomes an issue then I'll have BMO censor it. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:31, 19 November 2015 (EST)

The title was my idea, a reference to the Jay Z/Kanye West song. I thought the previous title of 2015 Paris attacks could be confused with the charlie hebdo massacre, so I had some initiative. Take it or leave it, I'm happy with it. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:33, 19 November 2015 (EST)

HA HA got a link to the lyrics? Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:35, 19 November 2015 (EST)
Here you go. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:38, 19 November 2015 (EST)
Hadn't realized that there was a song with that title, now that I see what you were going for I think that's pretty hilarious. Although perhaps the article title should be "Sandniggas in Paris" to make it clearer that it's a song reference and not just an attempt to slip "niggers" into an article title, I mean "niggers" is just so passé. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 14:45, 19 November 2015 (EST)
You should get on my level of cultural references my nigga. On ED we say niggers, because we ain't nothing to fuk wit'. I think calling ISIS 'niggas' would be a bit too respectful. No one ever says sandniggas anyway. It's sandniggers. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:05, 19 November 2015 (EST)
ISIS are my sandniggas, JEWS DID PARIS. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 16:03, 19 November 2015 (EST)
People listen to Kanye West songs? What is this world coming to... — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 12:36, 19 November 2015 (EST)
IMMA LET YOU FINISH.... NOT HE'S A GENIUS NIGGA. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:38, 19 November 2015 (EST)

Twitter does not ban people for using the word nigger. We censor the EDF news thread headlines to deter edgelords who post "Stupid nigger monkey does nigger thing" because they falsely believe ED is Stormfront. Quite frankly, the article Sandniggers in Paris is terribly named not only because it's incredibly unfunny but also for SEO. Uberfukken 01:25, 20 November 2015 (EST)

I wanted "Friday the 13th in Paris" but LulzKiller overruled me. - Zew0 16:47, 20 November 2015 (EST)
Backstabbing wanker. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:59, 20 November 2015 (EST)
The name should be ISIS Attacks Paris. This is best for SEO. Leave the jokes for the article itself. I haven't read it but I hope it's funnier than the current title. Uberfukken 19:01, 20 November 2015 (EST)
Agreed. Imma change it. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 20:42, 21 November 2015 (EST)
I changed it to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 for optimal SEOs --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 20:47, 21 November 2015 (EST)

Current state of VOTN

I think we should stop putting videos from 2012/2013 on Video of the NOW. Keyword: Now. As in present, not Video of the Three Years Ago. It's already set all the way up to mid-Decemmber. Really, whoever is doing that, you can stop. We've never had difficulty keeping VOTNs set. If you want to be helpful, find some quotes. Uberfukken 01:41, 24 November 2015 (EST)

Not filling the queue for weeks on end would be additionally helpful. —  VX  23:06, 25 November 2015 (EST)

Registering on

I tried to register on, but I failed because no letter came to my e-mail adress at I pressed "resend letter" button, but it was in vain. Now I cannot even to log in - it writes that there is no user with such name. What is to do? ICAN 03:31, 26 November 2015 (EST)

ED mail server is down, we're waiting for Sibin to get off his arse. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:06, 26 November 2015 (EST)
Lulzkiller is lying. It is the automatic faggot protection. You have been too much of a faggot to join the hallowed halls of ED faggotry. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:11, 26 November 2015 (EST)
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