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Thizz in peace, our hyphy overlord.

Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.


About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Policy

Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help


Users

All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer.The only real requirement is to create an email-confirmed account to edit articles (no anonymous editing allowed).


General
  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.


Writing
  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
  • Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.Avoid putting deathnotices on articles as there are usually better ways to do shit
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.


Front page


Images
  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of [[wanted images]]. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.


Maintenance
  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category: (name of category)]] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal.Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.


Request editor privs

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.


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Editors

Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

  • Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page
  • Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag with {{delete}}.


Administrators

  • Also, all of the editor tasks apply to you as well


TJC Archives


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Contents


Tshirt contest

We are going to run a tshirt fundraiser. What we need is super high quality/resolution vector art. It should obviously be ED related, preferably the site name and/or logo, stylized, with the site URL. The winner will get a free tshirt with their design on it, a special custom forum medal and template on their wiki userpage, and maybe something else tbd later. Post your entries here or here. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:07, 26 February 2015 (EST)

I'm not a designer, but I would proudly rock an ED t-shirt in public to represent my favorite website of all time. I'd have no shame wearing it even if it bore my user name. In fact, I just paid some YouTube gamer running his own t-shirt fundraiser $19 to design one with my nickname and rat persona on it. It should be arriving in a day or two.
The cross-sword logo you designed would look sweet on a short-sleeved, all-black tee, but preferably without the URL on it in case it changes. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:10, 27 February 2015 (EST)

I suggest someone makes a 9/11 T-shirt with the ED logo on the plane or something, maybe a columbine one too.

AlGore 23:24, 7 March 2015 (EST)

He's Dead Jim

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Zombie Spock.jpg

Spock that is...  :(

--U Mad Bro 14:15, 27 February 2015 (EST)

  • About time. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:16, 27 February 2015 (EST)
Yeah he was gettin pretty decrepit. That's why I'm glad Robin Williams killed himself, we won't ever have to remember him as being a horrible zombie looking thing. --U Mad Bro 14:21, 27 February 2015 (EST)

broken soundcloud widget

  • This thing was blanked after the site had some maintenance done a few weeks ago because after that it made it so any page where it is used wouldn't load... It was pretty useful... any chance of it getting fixed? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:53, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Fixed. Endsenten 10:35, 1 March 2015 (EST)
  • ayyyyyyyyG Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:42, 1 March 2015 (EST)

Contribution Searches

Is there any way to search a person's contribution history for specific words... mostly the word "removed"... as it would make it a LOT easier to restore damage caused by morons who just start dumping shit left and right for no apparent reason. --U Mad Bro 10:32, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

Best I can tell u is to set it to 500 results and ctrl+f for "removed", most people don't have more than a couple thousand edits. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:40, 10 March 2015 (EDT)
Query API for an XML dump with more results. 5000 seems to be a standard hard cap. —  VX  12:47, 14 March 2015 (EDT)

Jeff Weise

hey on march 21st set the article, picture and video of the now to jeff weise stuff.

This is because it will be the 10th anniversary of his massacre. 

On march 21st, 2005 jeff weise sh0t his sk0l. 

Noone cared about him aftewr a few days cus he wasnt white, even though he racked up 9 kills, killd his granddad and GD's gf (GD was a cop btw), stole his shit and armor, drove into the school, killed a security guard, and mowed down ssome kids


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MggLyHhmEf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5bJea1wYM

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Weisedonate.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Weisefag.jpg

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jeff_Weise

Someone please set this up thx --Mantequilla (talk) 20:38, 10 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Not it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:28, 11 March 2015 (EDT)
This guy doesn't seem very remarkable at all... in fact as school shooters go he's not really all that lulzy. He just doesn't really stand out. Plus, ya know, technically speaking there are HUNDREDS of school shootings that we don't even have ED articles for at all, let alone "10th Anniversary Specials" or whatever. I mean I could understand it if there were some new lulz, like maybe if someone was griefing the parents or causing some new drama but... it's just... a dead article, about a dead subject, with dead drama. Essentially what you're saying is that the only thing that makes it "remarkable" is the fact that ten years have passed... which is pretty gawd damn apophenic. ಠ_ಠ
--U Mad Bro 12:00, 11 March 2015 (EDT)
IDK I got a suggestion by email and thought I would pass it along. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:55, 13 March 2015 (EDT)

Serial Car Shitter At Large

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This guy has apparently been going around shitting all over cars... like 19 so far... and they're trying to track him down and arrest him... he's the butt fudge fugitive!  :D

--U Mad Bro 22:21, 12 March 2015 (EDT)

lol --LmaoZedong 13th March 2015

General Questions

I've noticed some inconsistency in the edits on here so I wanted to ask some question to be a more useful EDitor:

  • Do we host dox still? I've seen articles edited to protect dox and articles cleared of them so if there's a consensus I'd like to know.
  • Are we taking sides in the whole race thing? I've noticed the white devils article reading a less inflammatory than say the nigger or azn articles.

R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 00:01, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

If it's public record stuff it's generally okay to include it. If it's like usernames, passwords, bank account info, SS numbers, etc, etc... then no, that would be highly illegal. Also, if the point of putting dox in the article is try and create a personal army then that likewise wouldn't be such a bright idea. Aside from that it's also possible that someone with an article could send Zaiger a cease and desist letter, which could potentially require the need to sanitize a particular article, but that's generally up to Zaiger's discretion.
As far as the race issue, it's generally about inflicted drama. The fact is that poking fun of minorities generally causes MUCH greater levels of drama than poking fun at the white majority (in general). Usually when you want to try and poke at the ethnic majority you want to try and do it on another level, like religion or political stance or nationality. The white devils article is rather impotent simply by it's inherent flaws. No matter how scathing or inflammatory you try and make it... it's just not going to have much effect.
In fact it could be argued that there shouldn't even be a white devils article since it only really serves as an emotional release valve for overly ass mad minorities. Taking away that release valve would likely increase the level of cunt flustered drama to epic new levels. --U Mad Bro 00:38, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

What A Ballsy Thing To Wear

Srsly...

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Once you see it, you can never UN-see it!  :D

--U Mad Bro 10:55, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

Taking Down ED

Oh shi-

https://8ch.net/gamergate/res/486751.html

Srs business... https://archive.today/Q4ua6  :D

--Onideus 13:06, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Read that. Yawned. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:58, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

What oddguy said.--Boudica 23:31, 18 March 2015 (EDT)


Does that crazy nutball have an article on ED yet? I just kinda skimmed over the tranny's blaaaawg but it looked fairly entertaining. The one entry I read was like yammering on about how evil closet monsters online were digging up all its coveted personal information... but then it went on to supply gobs MORE personal information in the next three or four paragraphs! Seriously it was like some kind of bizarre, detached, existential slap fight between its multiple personalities fighting for dominance in the same post. Like a tripped out cross between MPD and a serious victim complex. ಠ_ಠ

I kind of wonder if it imagines its former male self as being the imaginary closet monster that's out to get it, like if that's the face it uses to depict the supposed anonymous attackers. It's, it's own worst enemy!  :D

--Onideus 04:08, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

  • The person the article is about? Yeah, he has an aricle. Sarah Butts. That's why he's so angry. But I don't think he's the one who actually created the thread. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:36, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
TL;DR ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:10, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Yeah, it's hard to read when my cock is so long that it causes you to choke. Don't worry about it though, a bitch is generally only useful for sucking, not reading. :D
--Onideus 04:21, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

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Moot no longer runs 4Chan

For reals! He stepped down and now is letting a "foundation" run the site. Is it a good move or bad move? I think only time will tell. --3tails 23:26, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

Old news, where have you been the past two months? The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 00:24, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

Mostly living under a rock or editing ED. So... derp. --3tails 03:13, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

Mysterybot

I keep hearing about Mysterybot and how it protected ED from spam and vandalism on old ED. One question : can it be brought back to the new ED? Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 08:29, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

No because bringing it back would require someone with talent. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 10:47, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

We already have that... well, I have that. It's not on automatic though at the moment. I use it to auto-revert vandalism on occasion (which in my opinion is much more entertaining than banning people). You can make your own though if you like, it's not that hard. It doesn't need to be all super fancy either (like that DA image harvester I created) it can just be real simple, like using augmented browsing forms. You can use Grease Monkey too if you really want to simplify things. --U Mad Bro 16:44, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

I've emailed whitemystery a few times asking for mysterybot but haven't heard back from him. We are starting a fundraiser soon to hire a dev to do a few things, like upgrading MediaWiki, and we will pay someone to write us a bot when that happens. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:44, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
Cool Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:52, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
  • Colleen keeps having mental break downs every few days and it is just designed to welcome new users, not fight spam/vandalism.Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:30, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
  • Collen is just a super simplistic bot script designed to give new users a rundown on ED: 101 once they make an account and other features in a copy-paste format and automatically placing the ban template on said banned user pages. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 14:33, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

NEW DONATION SERVER

We have a new donation page located at https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se/

This is where we will be collecting all donations from now, on including forum bling.

If you already donate through Patreon please wait until AFTER the next time they charge your card to cancel your subscription with them and move to the new server. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:28, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

VOTN

Your suggestions fucking suck. Make better ones, or I'll set some shit that is painfully unfunny but I like. Better than nothing. —  VX  03:59, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Or this Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 04:03, 27 March 2015 (EDT)


Here's my suggestion: Ass Dozer
--U Mad Bro 06:08, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Guess what? That's right, nobody gives a fuck. Try again. —  VX  16:57, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
If you go on YouTube and run a search for "dog playing piano" you can find all sorts of "fucks" that nobody will give... you, anyway.  :D
--U Mad Bro 17:14, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Something "old" (from 2011)...
Pancake Rap
--U Mad Bro 17:28, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Onideus perma ban

Onideus has been permabanned, Phobos has his admin privs back. Next person who attempts to unban Onideus or his socks will be perma-banned without a possibility of being back as long as I'm sysadmin.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 18:18, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

Additionally, Schnookums has been given admin privs (again), with OtterWhiskers as editor in training. If they cause any problems, send me a msg or an e-mail.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 18:30, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
  • I don't like this revolving door where onideus and schnookums fight and then whichever one of them is more autistic at that moment is the one that gets banned and the one of them who's slightly less autistic becomes a staff member until the next time the balance of autism shifts. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:33, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
I agree with oddguy.   Agent Otter Whiskers Shadow otter.jpg 18:58, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
After tonight, there is no chance of Onideus returning here again. Atleast not while I'm the sysadmin. Also, it was Onideus vs Phobos, not schnookums.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 18:37, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
Remove onideus's Editor privs now Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 18:38, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
Done  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 18:40, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
Sorry guys, I don't know what goes on in IRC. All I just saw Phobos banning ppl. I actually didn't know you guys decided to ban Onideus ••General Niggerson Page me. 18:51, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
Then you should use IRC moar nigger Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 19:04, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
What a shame, and just when the wiki was starting to feel alive again.PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 19:32, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
I thought you had class Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 19:34, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
Please don't make edits to other people's posts, I'd hate to see another regular user on the wiki get banned for spergging out. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 19:50, 2 April 2015 (EDT)
lol chillax. onideus was driving away new users and fucking every article with his special brand of autism, you will see the wiki will improve now that his diaper ass is gone Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 19:53, 2 April 2015 (EDT)


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL--Boudica 01:21, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Agreed, and good call on revoking his VD too. How the mighty have fallen, not gonna miss that manbaby. 1sam234 02:31, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

BAN ALL THE NIGGERS ~Oblique 04:36, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Logged in just to say ^__^ LOL Gretchen 01:26, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

New Pages

If you're searching for an article to feature please consult Encyclopedia Dramatica:NewPages. This personal project has been moved to the mainspace so others can join in. At the moment this is a work in progress, I'll add new articles after they are 15 days old, giving the writer plenty of time to finish before reviewing.

Long term, I hope to replace the New pages link on the sidebar with this, giving people a meaningful list of new pages, not just some automatically generated list. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 17:14, 3 April 2015 (EDT) Project space ^

Same goes for XOTN. I can only cover you unfunny fuckers so much. Make suggestions or the main page is fucking blank, and we all know how lulzy that is. —  VX  06:43, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
In short, fuck you with a goddamn rake. Fuck you and die. That's about what you're worth. —  VX  06:49, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

(at) ED email address

If I remember correctly, we're migrating from Patreon to donation server. Did you know... has been updated.

On the donation server, for recurring payments, could we include an optional field for a wiki/irc/forum username. Then we'll know who to give a free email address. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 08:10, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

contact email addresses

We have [email protected], [email protected] and [email protected] for contact email addresses on our wiki, so which is it? Or does it not matter? Schnookums Icon3.png reply 08:22, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

we all have @ed, but if you look really close, one stands out —  VX  08:45, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
>we all have @ed
Speak for yourself. I don't need a third ED related email address. Yeah, having the word jew associated with anything 'official' ED does bother me. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 08:50, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
[email protected] is the official email address. jewgold@ is for donation info and admin@ is my email address. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:28, 13 April 2015 (EDT)

William Shatner tweeted about us

  • But I have no idea what he's trying to say. Check it out:
"On Reddit there's a subreddit called Encyclopedia Dramatica that all they do is flitter." - QOTN? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:59, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
Checkmark 2.gif Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:49, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
Flitter: "to move quickly in an apparently random or purposeless manner." Basically he's saying all they do on /ed/ is talk random shit about stuff they read (and likely don't understand) on the internet before moving on to the next topic. All of his other recent tweets are about him standing up to harassment he claims to be receiving over someone from some Once Upon A Time TV show calling him "a puppet on payroll" (his own interpretation), and then he mentions ED in the middle of his rants.
Someone informed him that ED is an actual website instead of just a subreddit and warned him not to go there, and he responded. https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648
His page is a redirect to Star Trek. The "ship" part of that tweet is a reference to his beef with Once Upon A Time fans who're "shipping" the romantic pairing of Swan Queen (Emma Swan and Regina Mills/Evil Queen), and the resulting hate he receives by not supporting their wishes to petition the Captain Hook actor to be fired so that the pairing could become canon. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:30, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
I love Star Trek and now I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:53, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
  • I'm not one for nerd crap, but I have to admit, the original Star Track with him on it was pretty enjoyable. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:12, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

Racists at Patreon hate black people, ban ED

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Racist pricks at Patreon ban us for our article on African Americans. If you were a patron please move your donations to our secure donation server located at https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se. You will be able to choose a custom monthly amount just like the racist Patreon or a one-time amount. Thank you. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:24, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

you didn't reply saying you make fun of everyone, even "White Devils"?--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 21:17, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
I like how they went for niggers, which is kinda cookie-cutter ED material. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:04, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
some retard gloating Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:29, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
They can gloat all they want, all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:31, 16 April 2015 (EDT)

zero fucks given

Be as brutal as you want. All rules just went out the window. Have fun. --Mantequilla (talk) 02:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

OK maybe not all rules, but they have just been relaxed quite a bit. --Mantequilla (talk)

why is this? --Likeicare 03:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

also, lol yay --Likeicare 03:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  1. You are a homo, Chris
  2. You are a faggot, Chris
  3. Because ED no longer needs Patreon money
  4. Z is drunk
  5. You are a homo, Chris.
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:18, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

As much as I would fucking love to light all your piss stain rules on fire zaiger, I disagree with this approach. I submit that we could use some forced labor. If every "admin" were forced to write a quality article, much like actual wiki users, ED would probably have a decent amount of quality shit to show off. Currently, what this site needs more than ever is momentum. ED needs to generate consistent buzz outside of just regular mentions and the best way to achieve that is with long strings of premium material. Whatever support was lost by the removal of Patreon could be restored if some fucking effort was made. Furthermore, if people want to pretend to be ED cool kid admins the least they could do is write something amusing/interesting once in awhile. Especially when it would be for the benefit of the site they claim to care so much about. - Phobos 05:06, 19 April 2015 (EDT)


   
 
all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner
 

 
 

fuck off phobos, nobody cares about what you have to say, go back to irc like a good little boy --Likeicare 05:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

The last thing of worth you ever contributed around here Likeicare is when you crawled back to 9gag or wherever it is massive faggots who cry about forum arguments go. - Phobos 05:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • Time to dox everyone on the forum. Faggot spring cleaning is upon us. (Just joking) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:05, 19 April 2015 (EDT)


when did this happen phobos? --Likeicare 08:36, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
Vermin threw out a couple pages from his old playbook and Likeicare found them. Likeicare wants phobos and my attention so badly. I'm just waiting for Likeicare to announce that he was bored all along and never took any of this seriously. Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Vermin. Except Vermin's been decent recently. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
We the people of the desert, thank you stranger.Those rules have been nothing but pain in the camel for our people. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
That gloating Twitter user mentioned by Cobalt from the above conversation was continuing to gloat, and this was the response to him and everyone else laughing about ED being dropped by another donation site. I'd say it's best to just count our losses (or lack thereof, if most everyone shifted to the new donation site) and move on without displaying anymore feelings or allowing anyone's butthurt efforts to change who we are or how we operate.
I mean really, what do you expect from a donation site who allows furry artists to receive money from it in order to continue drawing penises on cartoon animals for a living? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:41, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Ok maybe i was a little drunk, and maybe I am now. That dooesn't discount the fact that now that now that we don't have to worry about breaking Patreon TOS we can be 1000% more honest, 1000% more brutal and we have zero fuck to worry about. ED will always be able to fund itself. This is a rare opportunity to tell our detractors that we give no fucks and can be 200% of what they report us for. Make me proud. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:49, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
I believe an amendment to the policy pages is in order then so everyone knows what not to worry about anymore. And for those with cognitive impairment, obviously his statement applies to content, and doesn't mean "no rules, ban/delete/vandalize who or whatever you want." And sorry Likeicare, you still can't post CP. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:22, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
i'm in love --Likeicare 04:31, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Imgaylol Gretchen 10:06, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Time to be moar brutal. Somehow, I am in. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:53, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
What are you gonna do, brutally threaten anyone who uploads images but fails to place them into an article? If so, start with this guy (see also Tablecow & Donald Buffkin). Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  12:03, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Yes. And spam their userpages with bad cat memes. And then dox them. But mostly cats. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:41, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Use this one. In fact, borrow my kitty love page if you have to. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:41, 24 April 2015 (EDT)


  • To be clear, here are some things that we have cracked down on since joining Patreon and I would like to know their status as of this moment:
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum
  6. Anything else you or anyone else can think of G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:28, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
No. We were cracking down on the above before we joined Patreon. The exception being doxing forum members and Patreon wasn't mentioned. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:28, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Right, and I'm not trying to see bestiality or CP of any form whether we're using a strict donation service or not. Why would you even inquire about lifting the ban on shit like that? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:19, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Whatever makes people angry I'm okay with. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:21, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
I agree with oddjew. Even tho its haram to agree with Jews. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:32, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
as milwin said, beastiality is NOT illegal. --Likeicare 04:13, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
cartoon cp is fine too, remember what site you're on kids. follow this link if you want a censored wiki --Likeicare 04:16, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
no gore or porn on the front page though, we dont want our users too scared to access the site in public --Likeicare 04:18, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Or maybe all 3 of you are into bestiality and child porn. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:37, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Aren't we all? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Was that a furry joke at my expense? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:37, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum

fixed.

Anyways, I hope that we continue to focus on content. Going out of our way to shock and piss off others makes us look like a bunch of tryhards. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:57, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

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  • Trying to shock and annoy people is all we do. I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • First Vermin is only agreeing with schnookums to suck his dick hard, he always does that. And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots, there is a reason why our most popular page is offended. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:38, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on
I think the same about you.
Patreon took issue with Nigger. I looked over the article and I don't feel we went out of our way to shock and annoy anyone. Even so, some people will be shocked and annoyed anyways because they can't take a joke.
There is going out of your way to shock and annoy other. And there is writing an article, some will be shocked and annoyed as a side-effect.
Almost every shitty attack article I've ever seen, the author went out of their way to shock and annoy someone. In the end, the author just comes off as butthurt and unfunny.
Do you get the point I'm trying to make?
I don't think you went out of your way to shock and annoy anyone with you GamerGate articles. No, you documented Internet drama. A lot of people were shocked and annoyed anyways, but not because you went out of your way to do it. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:44, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots
You can write an article that will offend some readers without trying to be offensive. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:49, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
And ED will never give a damn if someone is offended because they can't take a joke. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:00, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Cartoon CP is technically illegal and not allowed--Boudica 16:12, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

All of the prohibitions in oddkike's ordered list were in place long before ED used Patreon. He and anyone else with a quark of brain matter are well aware of this. Patreon's stated grounds for dismissal was Niggers, but that obviously isn't the whole story, nor is it the entirety of our infringing content. —  VX  02:13, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
caroon CP is definitely allowed, providing...its relevant. dont put in in an article for no reason --Likeicare 06:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
No it isn't. Do you even know why we disallowed it? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
Do tell Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 14:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Maybe there was a discussion on the wiki Likeicare knows about that I don't. I'm giving the benefit of doubt. Or maybe he confused our policy on animal abuse images with cartoon CP.

@oddguy Didn't Patreon influence our animal abuse images policy? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:18, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Tha's just fucked up in the head if cartoon cp's allowed ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Chris Hansen wants to make another version of "To Catch A Predator"

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 14:51, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of pedoshits suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 01:52, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Afghans don't have anyone watching their wiki

https://meta.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Billinghurst&diff=11921968&oldid=11921868:

but that discussion has nothing to do with me. I have been working hard in the translation process of Pashto wikipedia interface & I am also active on translatewiki. I dont understand why I am brought in a discussion that is not related to me. I am also surprised that because of a discussion between some users you guys are imposing ban on all the admins. Thats absolutely unfair. Pashto wiki main page is protected an only users with admin rights can edit that page. Kindly grant me back access to my admin and beuracrate rights Im sure unless there is no admin in Pashto wiki many peple will just publish advertisements and other non-wiki and non-encyclopedic articles. Some are already publishing pornographic pictures that is not considered suitable for kids and for those under 18 years of age. --ANBI (talk) 09:32, 21 April 2015 (UTC)

Everyone at the Pashto Wikipedia has been desysopped, meaning that you can now post porn and Muhammad pics to ps.wikipedia.org without being banned. You can't directly upload such images to pswiki, but don't worry: you can use Commons' vast assortment of images:

Commons images can be embedded on any Wikimedia wiki.

I'm not recommending that anyone do this, but I'm just saying that people can, in theory, do this, now that they don't have any sysops to stop vandals and trolls. --JuniusThaddeus 10:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

lol you should have posted a link to the pashto wikipedia, anyway im there Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
The former sysops want to prevent people from learning about "masterbation, vagina, [and] penis". The Afghan people need to be enlightened about these wonderful things and more. --JuniusThaddeus 15:25, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Looks like the global sysops are patrolling the wiki in the absence of local sysops. --JuniusThaddeus 19:10, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

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