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STAFF SUGGESTS NEEDED ARTICLES

Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  3. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  5. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  6. Black Lives MatterCheckmark 2.gif - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. Microaggression - i found out that use of the word "authoress" is considered a microagression, which idek how to spell.
  2. Template:Newspeak - a template for easy reference to the glossary of Newspeak
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:22, 23 March 2016 (EDT)

Consensus: AlTheRipper

Wondering if I can get this shitty attack article taken down. This was just written because a fantard of Reitanna-Seishin does not like my friend very much (we're not really sure why, but the person who wrote it likes to harass him), so they wrote this article, attempting to be funny even though this is techinically a shitty attack article. Any feedback would be great. K thnx. --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 17:33, 2 June 2016 (EDT)

Consider the above a notice. Please take all discussion to the article's talk page. —  VX  21:36, 4 June 2016 (EDT)
Done. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 23:11, 5 June 2016 (EDT)

AOTN monthly theme

I had an idea, for once. Let's say that for one month all AOTN had a common theme, ie. when it is niggar celebration month, all the ones on the front page are darkies. Serial killer month. There enough of those to make a month, with new ones every fucking day. This didn't have to be all the time, obviously. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:14, 6 June 2016 (EDT)

Only if we get a cis white straight male month and hipcrime isn't allowed any privs for 30 days. That being said, for the most part I think it'd be too subtle and nobody would get what we were trying to do. Besides, good new articles need to be highlighted regardless of theme. Mike the Great (talk) 23:21, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
That idea is completely insane and impractical. We'd have to ignore topical things that occurred within the month, regardless of their current relevance, if they didn't fit in with an arbitrary theme, only to post them at some unspecified date in the future when no one cares anymore. People new to the site would think we're all about one topic (e.g. we're only about racism and bashing blacks, like in that horrendous example you gave above). The writers would have to write about things that they're either not interested in and/or not good at writing about just to fill space. Worst. Idea. Ever. - Zew0 23:45, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
Yes, because surely there are not enough articles on any theme currently on the wiki to fill an entire month, already. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:31, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
So, if people aren't interested in serial killers or whatever, we're basically saying: "please don't visit our site for a month, oh, and if you don't like next month's theme either then just stay away for another month on top of that." And if something topical, like Trigglypuff as just a single example, comes up, we're basically saying: "sorry, this is serial killer month, please come back three months later when we're doing SJW month and you've already read about it everywhere else and don't give a shit anymore." - Zew0 01:31, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Yes, because clearly people only come here from the main page. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:41, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Then why is a theme even even desirable? What benefits does it bring? Why is it not better to have topical things, if available, as AOTN on the main page? In fact, why are you even trying to defend this horrible idea other than the fact that it's your horrible idea? - Zew0 02:13, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Nm, actually. The crats can decide. - Zew0 02:18, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
It isn't a terrible idea, but when a good new article or something is in the news and should be placed on ATON it would bump whatever else was set because of a theme. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:48, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
We would have to make sure that new and topical articles get priority though. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:46, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
And I have no problem with setting the AOTN a month in advance, however they would need to be changed if something came up. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:51, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, obviously. But it could replace some of that "Fuck, no AOTN today again". Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:16, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I think the idea of it being a backup plan rather than the active proposal would be more suitable. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:29, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I agree. Mostly because active makes it sound like actual work. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:52, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

How about managing to keep it set normally first. Uberfukken 17:23, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

☝ --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:55, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I'd much prefer to see new articles featured, even if they are less than stellar. There are plenty of new ones to be had, but of the people who can set them, all but a few possess a terrified aversion to the process. —  VX  21:27, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
this is an awful idea. if people lose interest in the theme/subject, they're just not gonna visit as much that month - bye traffic.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 17:27, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
a two week series ran in April 2012 for ED's rebirthday, and it worked out okay, but nothing interfered with the scheduling. these days it seems there's a mass shooting every few days. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:48, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

Brock Turner's victim: does the Internet have any balls left?

Does anyone remember the glory days of the internet, when anything that could be said, someone was saying? Yet nowadays the Brock Turner case is in the news, and what is missing? Racy photos of the victim. Dox. Hell, even her name. I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the internet? This isn't the internet your granddaddy used, I can tell you that. There have to have been people in court, people who have accessed court documents that don't have black redactions all over them like they were declassified by the CIA. Are there communities of free-thinkers who still talk about such stuff anywhere in the world? Wnt 19:58, 11 June 2016 (EDT)

try Usenet. that being said, there will likely be an article sometime soon i guess. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:52, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
Is there some way better way to search Usenet than this? Because from that it looks like they're not even plausible. Wnt 10:10, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
groups.google.com used to allow searching Usenet messages, but now i don't see any way to filter out their "forums" anymore. Google bought up the best Usenet search engine, Deja News, years ago and incorporated it. it looks like shit and i can't find anything anymore. the other option is to get Usenet access (used to come free with your ISP) and hunt. good luck. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 16:41, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
IIRC that's not free anymore. At least here, it's $35+ a month subscription. —  VX  21:00, 13 June 2016 (EDT)
the good ones cost money, often a lot of it, but Giganews for instance offers something on the order of ~7 year message retention for binaries groups, and longer for the text groups. there are free servers apparently, but i have no experience with any of them. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:13, 13 June 2016 (EDT)

Coincidence Detector

This should go without saying but turn off coincidence detector if you are going to be editing articles. The extension does not exclude the edit box so you will end up adding (((echoes))) fucking everywhere. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:56, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

I don't even get the point of having the extension anymore if all the kikes just identify themselves with the echoes anyway. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:11, 17 June 2016 (EDT)
ya j/s --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png

Creepy Lonely Nerd Goes Live On Facebook Group Biggest Freaks BBW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3JgdvZ4G4o

Lord Tony 00:39, 24 June 2016 (EDT)

And then his dog shit in his mouth? Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 21:36, 26 June 2016 (EDT)
did he died? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:20, 26 June 2016 (EDT)
273 views? I'm guessing half of those are from right here and you're attempting at e-fame. - Zew0 02:00, 27 June 2016 (EDT)
>Lord Tony Holy fucking shit it's been a while. Mike the Great (talk) 02:49, 29 June 2016 (EDT)

High Score Future Proofing

Now, the high score has recently had a surge, because of a brave man, and now many of the other top shooters ranking is fake and gay. I was wondering if a template could be made, so we didn't have to update every single fucking page every time. Only the template and the high score page itself. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:03, 27 June 2016 (EDT)

I mean it's pretty common practice to use subspace templates and transclude them, even necessary for long enough articles. If it's used across multiple articles it deserves a template. Mike the Great (talk) 03:03, 29 June 2016 (EDT)
Potentially expand it to top 30 instead of 25? AlGore 23:34, 28 June 2016 (EDT)
What I mean is that the ranking is done by a template, instead of having to manually edit every single article, when someone wants to beat the high score. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:53, 29 June 2016 (EDT)

Angry Pedobear Advisory

Request change to threat level:

Angry Pedobear Advisory.png (note link to news article)

After all, ED shouldn't celebrate the Orlando Massacre longer than the straight press, and half of them have actually gotten those stupid ribbons out of the way of the shows now. Wnt 15:40, 29 June 2016 (EDT)

I made/set the current threat and couldn't care less if somebody edits it. I like this one. Mike the Great (talk) 04:41, 4 July 2016 (EDT)
i've never seen a threat link to an outside site tho... idk whether that matters. that said, i dig the rainbow high score, if only because i love rainbows. (^: -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:42, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

VD nomination

I nominate Xartes for the VD prize for causing RationalWiki users to whine about us again. --JuniusThaddeus 09:57, 1 July 2016 (EDT)

sure —  VX  10:37, 2 July 2016 (EDT)
Seconded. You can give it to him. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:19, 6 July 2016 (EDT)

Trending

Mighty No. 9 is trending way ahead of Brexit here, even in terms of recent views. Do you think we should maybe do more articles on vidya games? - Zew0 06:55, 2 July 2016 (EDT)

No. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:02, 2 July 2016 (EDT)
Yes. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:18, 6 July 2016 (EDT)

bcrat request for User:AlGore to kill himself

That is all Mike the Great (talk) 10:15, 6 July 2016 (EDT)

Granted. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:17, 6 July 2016 (EDT)

Sorry Gore. I was drunk. Ur terrible wikicode and autistic already-banned userspace vandalization triggered me, but we are comrades. In the future I'll try and address you directly with my problems while drunk, even if it isn't the ED way. Mike the Great (talk) 05:47, 10 July 2016 (EDT)

Omnimon

Blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch etc. I'm not going to read all the above. Fuck you. e) all the above is a generalization. Fuck you. I'd rather get to the source of the problem. Harder work. Like my harder dick. Harder than jihad's limp dick. Fuck you jihad.

I will be chronicling the Age of Fire, Renaissance Age etc. etc. Seeing as this is a journey of self-discovery, I feel that I am quite capable of writing the article. But I like to take people with me on the journey. After all, it's dangerous to go alone!

As I am Omega as fuck. Omega male etc. etc. I feel that I should reference my sources.

boards.4chan.org/sci/thread/8193137


Thread is not archived at this present time. I may need it archived though. I suppose since ED's been around for a fuck long while, perhaps there's a kind enough gentleman with inside 4chan connections that will archive that thread? It's fucking original content. How many times have you and all the chantards whinged and bitched about OC? Fuck you. Archive my shit. Need to chronicle the ages. History!

Here's an actual archived thread.

http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/344084180/hello-there

Seriously. Renaissance Age has come to 4chan! How many people are on 4chan? Do those people go to different sites? Will they question things? Will their judgement and reasoning be reinforced by critical thinking which is also common sense? /g/ tells me to install Common Sense all the time. Also thank you for the banner on my userpage! Don't say anything bad to me :( might have to say something bad back!

If only jihad was aware of that. Guess he is now. Middle eastern cunt. Be aware of it, you insensitive fuck. Ω 10:23, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:13, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

Thank you CrackRabbit! A rabbit on crack will do an excellent job of recording the history. Because that's what we're making at the moment! Check /b/ catalogue between now and the hour. I will post a thread. We need to settle the dispute of 4chan's newspaper. Ω 18:21, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

Weird Formatting Error

On my iPhone, on both Safari and Chrome, the left-hand column below the Video of the Now text (the YouTube embed, TOTN, and Did You Know) is shaking, like vibrating up and down rapidly. I checked on a different iPhone and the same thing is occurring. I have no idea if this is affecting Android devices as well nor what's causing it. - Zew0 19:24, 12 July 2016 (EDT)

It appears to have gone away after the video changed. - Zew0 01:37, 13 July 2016 (EDT)
It's back. - Zew0 13:05, 19 July 2016 (EDT)

errors

doing some work on the database, site will be wonky for a while. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 10:45, 13 July 2016 (EDT)

Every one of your Bugmenot accounts have had the password changed, perhaps in June.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:Bugmenot_accounts I retried them several times and this took me 20 minutes per account to make sure they were not working because of the CAPTCHAs required upon each login. FuckAlms 03:55, 14 July 2016 (EDT)

Excellent news. —  VX  14:11, 14 July 2016 (EDT)

Vordrak drama media attention

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/former-herts-councillor-samuel-collingwood-smith-wrongly-accused-of-being-paedophile-by-trolls/story-29516156-detail/story.html --JuniusThaddeus 18:40, 16 July 2016 (EDT)

Apparently because of UK's right of reply laws, dynastia went to town on the response, and I finally remembered why Dyn changed his name. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:13, 16 July 2016 (EDT)

http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/former-herts-councillor-samuel-collingwood-smith-wrongly-accused-of-being-paedophile-by-trolls/story-29516156-detail/story.html --JuniusThaddeus 18:40, 16 July 2016 (EDT)

I thought his drama was over with. Didn't we remove the attack parts?
The judge went on to award Mr Collingwood Smith £10,000 damages - the maximum available - against one of his persecutors. - "Mantiquilla, c/o Ukraine" lol, wait for the check in the mail, Sammy.
He received a prompt reply from an administrator..."F**k off LOL - Damnit Chris, can't you behave yourself for ONCE? - Zew0 19:20, 16 July 2016 (EDT)
Seriously lol. Also I was the one who removed the shit he wanted taken down, if he is blaming me I can arrange for that payment to be in person. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png
I believe the 10k is for Dynastia, not us. Might be wrong though. He also had a restraining order placed against him. Problem is I think Dyn is an American or at the very least not within the UKs jurisdiction. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:22, 16 July 2016 (EDT)
Well, it's nonsense under US law. - Zew0 19:49, 16 July 2016 (EDT)
He can get in line. —  VX  20:12, 16 July 2016 (EDT)

Yo dawg, I heard you like templates, so here is a template in a template

On many articles there is a bit of template overload. Many of these are completely redundant. So I thought long and hard about dicks, and then short about making templates in templates. Like X is a subsection of Y. Like this for instance:

Souls Series

Thizzlehat Junction Center
is part of a series on
Souls Series -  

Core series
Demon's SoulsDark SoulsDark Souls 2Dark Souls 3
Spin-offs
Bloodborne

Portal games.png

Thizzlehat Junction Center is part of a series on

Gaming

Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage.


Would this work? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:30, 18 July 2016 (EDT)

the solution to too many templates is more templates to put the templates in? Also that one is super confusing. Mike the Great (talk) 21:26, 18 July 2016 (EDT)
I was thinking we actually need more templates. like for BLM, activists, cop killers etc. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 17:38, 18 July 2016 (EDT)
Well, I think we need more templates, but we don't need 10 on each page. Like page that have BLM always have black people and SocJus. Some of those are superfluous, but we still need a way for people to navigate. We could perhaps do more portals? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:54, 18 July 2016 (EDT)
I like the idea but the execution seemed off, with the gaming portal template popping out of a Souls template. What about a collapsing box with a user defined label in which to place templates that can be feasibly linked together? Something like this, roughly.
NIGGOTRY (collapsing container with templates inside, user defined title, maybe user defined image)
BlackLivesMatter (series template)
Cop Killers (series template)
Welfare (series template)
I'm not opposed to the idea of stuffing templates inside other templates, but if that's what we're going to do, the system needs to be flexible to meet the demands of individual articles. —  VX  01:39, 21 July 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, that might also work. Kinda like
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just instead of A-B or C-D, whatever, it is BLM, Pigkillers? Or more like
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instead of years links to BLM and pigkillers? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:08, 21 July 2016 (EDT)

AOTN every day?

  • Just a thought but... should we maybe start updating the AOTN every day? Or maybe even have several trending stories on the front page at any given time? I feel our turnover rate is too slow and it's preventing us from maximizing out readership. We put one article on the front page every two days, so when several noteworthy events happen consecutively, even if we place the articles on all of them on the main page in rapid succession, it's still sometimes a week or more before the last of them is in the spotlight, and by that time everyone has lost interest.
This is why I originally suggested us having a "Trending" list on the front page. But I fear this is still not enough. Perhaps we should keep one AOTN per two days, but underneath it have "Other Trending Stories" with three or four little boxes, each with just the hyperlinked title of the article, a small related picture to the left of it and a hastily thrown together half paragraph about it or what the most recent event regarding it has been that made us feature it.
The only real problem I can foresee with this idea is that we're all too lazy to update it regularly so unless one of you tech nerds can find a way to automate part of the process this might not be worth doing anyway... thoughts? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:40, 22 July 2016 (EDT)
I don't see us having an influx of good or relevant articles enough to do this. I've had to AOTN very old articles because there was nothing to feature. —  VX  19:41, 22 July 2016 (EDT)
  • I disagree. First of all, the AOTN isn't reserved for just new articles. For example, the other day Alex Jones stormed the TYT studio and got spat on, so I featured TYT, but by the time it fronts something else will be the hot new thing. That goes double if I also want to feature Alex Jones as well. Paul Joseph Watson is a great new article, and we also have a new article about the Munich Massacre which should be the AOTN RIGHT NOW when it's most relevant, but putting it there will require bumping Fembusters/Leslie Jones' Twitter Meltdown that's also relevant right now, as well as moving around every other article that's on the list already which will be like 30 minutes worth of work. We still haven't featured Hillary Clinton even though she's the fucking democratic nominee but for some reason some retard keeps flooding the list with age old articles about serial killers like Anders Behring Breivik and Elliot Rodger as well as shitty generic articles like School Shooter and Serial Killer over and over and over again instead of any recent content. We are constantly racing against the clock to put current events on the front page, but end up featuring week old, stale topics we couldn't get to last time instead, while moving his week's big dramas to a week after people have moved on and so the cycle repeats again. All because we only article in the spotlight once every two days.
If we want to increase traffic and efficiently cover recent events when anyone still cares about them, we need to rethink our front page and AOTN system. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:35, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
The 1 article for 2 day format works best. It brings in enough viewers to bump the featured article up as one of the most popular for a few weeks. There's always a few great articles made every month and there is nothing wrong with featuring older lulzy articles, even if they have a fuckload of hits. AlGore 05:21, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
  • I think we're putting the carriage before the horses, artificially drawing attention to the article on the front page and going "look how popular it is!" when we should be focusing on thing that people are already interested in to maximize views before they lose their appeal. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:35, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
As one of the only people who actually adds the AOTN I give a firm no to this. Two days is just fine as it is. - Zew0 09:02, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
  • That's why I asked if this can be partially automated or is even worth the effort. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:35, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
I don't mind really. I just look for new or trending pages. In my opinion it's good to have two days to give people a chance to see the site and hopefully show up on a Google search. - Zew0 12:58, 23 July 2016 (EDT)
How about this for a compromise: double features. It's more exposure for more articles over more time. If there isn't a second article worth featuring, stick with one. If a story develops while there is one article featured, feature a second one. Compared to a daily AOTN, it's much less work for arguably better results. I don't remember how this works in terms of markup, but there are examples here somewhere. Thoughts? —  VX  01:43, 27 July 2016 (EDT)
I can vouch for this if it's done right, but the design of the main page will need to be accounted for. AlGore 02:48, 27 July 2016 (EDT)
  • Yeah, we can stand to have more double features, although that's still not maximizing views which I feel is a wasted opportunity. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:09, 27 July 2016 (EDT)

Are you a bad enough dude to rewrite Chris-chan's article from scratch?

Chris-chan is one of our most popular pages but the article itself is jumbled unintelligible crap. It's out of order and reads like it was written by a pack of rabid 12 year olds. Can someone who is actually a good writer and editor take it upon themselves to fix this page. Rewrite it in a subpage and try to make it so it is easily followable and understandable to someone who has never heard of Chris-chan before, because for a lot of people that page is their first introduction to him. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 03:01, 25 July 2016 (EDT)

It probably needs a navigation menu, as there is a lot of different shit. I would get on it, but I am not home before Wednesday. Also, I am shit writer, but I am autistic enough to make the navigation template. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:33, 25 July 2016 (EDT)
It has a navigation menu. It needs a rewrite. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 03:36, 25 July 2016 (EDT)
Well, I'll be darned. The internet here is shit, and the page reads so slowly. Took like 90 seconds to load. But that probably just means that the subpages need expanding and a rewrite as well. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:04, 25 July 2016 (EDT)
Not worried about the subpages right now. We just need a straight forward article explaining basically all the shit it explains right now but rewritten so it is actually readable, informational and easy to follow for newbs who know nothing about him. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:17, 25 July 2016 (EDT)
I thought jumbled unintelligible crap was was part of ED's charm, like a Pink Floyd album or Wikipedia. Mike the Great (talk) 18:02, 25 July 2016 (EDT)
I'll give it a go. It has got to be easier than trying to rewrite Paul Joseph Watson (still working on that). - Zew0 00:41, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
Well I am organizing the shit that is already there. I think most of the needs to be purged and then completely rewritten. It is too much of a clusterfuck. There is almost zero information about his most important things, like Sonichu and transness. So I am putting shit into their subpages, so they can be brought back if needed. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:15, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
Someone should make a project page with a timeline of events and a list of things that need to be done, what goes where etc. Lets try to get this shit organized. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 11:01, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
And "from scratch" doesn't mean you can't use stuff that's already there, just clean it up, put things in order, make sure all the important stuff is emphasised, and make it legible. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png

btw we makin video nao

This is a really good idea. I always thought ED would do well on youtube. Really all someone would have to do is read an article, give a little commentary on it as they go. People would watch the shit out of that. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 08:35, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
I wish I could contribute in terms but I know 0 about video editing, etc. So fucking useless lol. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:05, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
So just like the rest of your life, faggot. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:08, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
Not as useless as having to nag a sheep-shagging manchild to do your wiki shit for you :) LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:10, 29 July 2016 (EDT)
  • Just make whatever and we'll help you out. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:18, 29 July 2016 (EDT)

So should the ED Singers article be brought back? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:50, 29 July 2016 (EDT)

I can't imagine that happening. —  VX  23:59, 2 August 2016 (EDT)

Ads are fixed

Finally figured out the problem with the ads, on both the forum and the wiki. Now browsing from your phone will be a billion times more pleasant an experience. Please turn off adblock. There is still one popup, and that is what is paying for ED right now. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 08:33, 29 July 2016 (EDT)

wtf is this shit?

Sam Hyde All I see on front page now is stale white nationalist memes, "chimpout" "cuck" Has Encyclopedia Dramatica finally become StormFront wiki? This makes me less interested in continuing to visit here.  — Preceding comment added by Asood (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Join the line of "I liked ED before it offended my particular points of view". LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:58, 31 July 2016 (EDT)
Tell ya what, friend, if you change our zeitgeist, we'll change our front page. Is it a deal? —  VX  23:59, 2 August 2016 (EDT)
Asood, if you don't the direction we're going in, you can kindly fuck off. You won't be missed. AlGore 00:56, 3 August 2016 (EDT)
It's a user-generated website, how about writing something that interests you. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 05:42, 3 August 2016 (EDT)
Also, Same Hyde is a youtuber whom CNN called a mass shooter because of 4chan. Is that not worthy of a single paragraph article? Seems to me to be exactly what ED was made for. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 05:53, 3 August 2016 (EDT)
Also, write something totally contrary to what you don't like, and if it's funny, I'll make that the main article. - Zew0 14:41, 3 August 2016 (EDT)
We literally don't discriminate here. Write what you like and, if it's good, it'll go on the main page. - Zew0 14:43, 3 August 2016 (EDT)

Youtube Embed do not Work

Is anyone else having this problem. Youtube embed load as a small rectangular bar and do not play. It has happened on multiple computers for me. Uberfukken 00:06, 13 August 2016 (EDT)

I was the first to notice. It got tweeted out by our official account. YouTube changed their API which fucked up some stuff in general, we'll be moving to html5 soon which should fix it. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 01:00, 13 August 2016 (EDT)
Yup! We will be adding this in a little bit, which has HTML5 support. If anyone can find a better extension before it is added please list it. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:04, 14 August 2016 (EDT)
This won't affect the youtube template right in terms of having to re-edit thousands of embeds here? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:14, 14 August 2016 (EDT)
  • it seems to work for that shaman (Coleman), but i've seen a liveleak (i think) embed that had that short rectangle. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:41, 14 August 2016 (EDT)
I was wondering why Kittens' sounds werent working. AlGore 08:22, 19 August 2016 (EDT)

Rename Television portal

Well, the name hardly no longer applies. First of, while movies can be shown on TV, it is not what I think of when I heard "movie". Streaming has made old-school tv superfluous. So perhaps it could be renamed for something more relevant. And if the name could imply western releases only, so that animu releases could fuck off into the animu portal, that would be great. The only names I can come up with is akin to video media or media. And those just suck. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:09, 13 August 2016 (EDT)

Seconded. My vote is for Media portal. Why wants to take on the arduous task of doing it without fucking everything up? --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:02, 14 August 2016 (EDT)
media, jew media or hollywood all would be good picks imo. thirding media because i am a conformist now. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:39, 14 August 2016 (EDT)
Electric Jew is the only real answer. —  VX  22:08, 16 August 2016 (EDT)
Voting for Media. AlGore 08:21, 19 August 2016 (EDT)

youtube/html5

i've upgraded the youtube extension which supports html5 video. report any issues here and i'll have a look. worst case scenario i'll rollback the extension. Weasel avatar2.png reply 11:31, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

  • The new vidya resolution looks great. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 21:14, 23 August 2016 (EDT)
Nice. --JuniusThaddeus 09:03, 25 August 2016 (EDT)

videoframe

isn't working at the moment i'm looking into it Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:59, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

Previous Slide | Next Slide

ok this can be fixed so i'll do that later. if anything else is broke lmk plz. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:24, 22 August 2016 (EDT)
Fixed. uber noticed that someone fucked up videoframe. Weasel avatar2.png reply 21:01, 23 August 2016 (EDT)

captcha

new accounts can edit pages without answering a captcha, it is still required to create an account. this will improve user retention. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 22 August 2016 (EDT)

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