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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.


About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Policy

Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.


Users

Anyone with a web browser is welcome to participate, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. You are required to create an email-confirmed account to edit articles (no anonymous editing allowed). Other than that, there are no requirements. Users of all races, sizes, ages, and creeds are welcome, but are all subject to merciless satire at their expense.


Ways to Help

If you have free time and would like to help out, here's a list of acceptable ways that you can:

  • SysOp or EDitor? Stop being a lazy fucker and do your job. Check the SysOp's Tasks.
  • Check The Bad Articles Portal and help turn around potential new articles that need cleaned up or expanded. PROTIP: Throwing a death notice on a BNA instead of turning the article around is NOT helping.
  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.
  • Expand on stubs.
  • Rewrite crappy articles.
  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of wanted images. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.
  • Eliminate dead-end pages by adding links to other articles, preferably lonely ones.
  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category: (name of category)]] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Review opentasks for a complete list of anything else that needs to be done.
  • Got a front page suggestion? Use these links to recommend Vidyas, Pix, Quotes, and Did You Knows. Sign your suggestions with 4 tildes (~).
  • Rotate a Portal. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so.


TJC Archives


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Contents


Video hosting on ED

Seeing deletion videos from youtube, that are using in ED articles, I suggest that ED owners should think about making video hosting on ED. It might be realised by allowing to upload files with definite extensions. If it leads to a lack of money, this feature will be disable. ICAN 10:01, 10 February 2015 (EST)

You can upload videos in ogg format already. or reupload them to vimeo or dailymotion, and use the new embeds for those.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 00:16, 13 February 2015 (EST)
We were already able to embed vimeo and dailymotion (plus 44 more services) long before the widgets were pasted. Actually hosting videos causes many concerns from copyright to diskspace. It is not feasible for us to do that at this time. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:23, 13 February 2015 (EST)

ED's YT channel

why not re-up some of the "ED a look back at Xyear" videos and asking people on the forum to make animations for it? Additionally, the ads for the video games made on EDF2 could be put on the channel.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 11:30, 27 January 2015 (EST)

things like these:

--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 11:40, 27 January 2015 (EST)

"asking people on the forum to make"

Uh, do the people on the forum actually do anything? Cause from the few instances I've seen of people asking for help on something it just devolved into a spastic little slap fight between tards pissing all over themselves for imagined virtual dominance. Unless you're going to be doing it yourself I wouldn't expect much. Or maybe ask Zaiger to repeat what you said. Sometimes people will "help" if they think it means sucking somebody's cock (someone they see as important). The only other way to make people motivated into doing anything is to try and make them overly angry and make them think that by doing it that it will serve as a form of revenge. Otherwise your shit out of luck I'd say. --U Mad Bro 13:20, 27 January 2015 (EST)

I'd say it varies from user to user. Me personally, the wiki is my business, the forum my pleasure (although the two are interchangeable for me in that aspect). The forum is my social outlet where I share photos, opinions, and other personal shit. The wiki is where I write, maintain, and moderate the site for fun in my down time or when real life fails me.
There's also the fact that EDF is actually an offshoot of ED, so there are a handful of users there who don't have accounts on the wiki, and some who have never even been to it before. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:06, 27 January 2015 (EST)
I find the forums are generally a good place to steal material to put into ED because the majority of the people there are too lazy to do it themselves. Same with FB. --U Mad Bro 14:10, 27 January 2015 (EST)
Ha, right, I personally keep all the QOTNs and Did You Knows I set in-house, and I find all of them on the forums. Same with some of the POTNs. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:14, 27 January 2015 (EST)
  • If we had the year in lulz videos I would upload them. I'll add the video game ads when I get around to it. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:29, 27 January 2015 (EST)
  • Speaking on behalf of the forum to anyone who wants us to do anything: "God helps those who help themselves". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:10, 27 January 2015 (EST)
  • here are most of them, why not just download them and re-up them:2009: An Ediot's Look Back
Sweet tanks Ill get to it soon --Mantequilla (talk) 10:05, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Error on Submitting

Hey, I dont know if I am the only one getting the following error after submiting something to an article, I leave it here:

Fatal error: require_once(): Failed opening required 'Mail.php' (include_path='/home/wiki/public_html/extensions/OggHandler/PEAR/File_Ogg:/home/wiki/public_html:/home/wiki/public_html/includes:/home/wiki/public_html/languages:.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear') in /home/wiki/public_html/includes/UserMailer.php on line 119

--LmaoZedong 27th January 2015

This happens to me sometimes, but I just get a blank page. It usually adds in the new edits though. A couple times though it hasn't. There was one person's talk page in particular where it just would not add anything at all, just kept giving the white screen of nothingness. --U Mad Bro 13:13, 27 January 2015 (EST)
Well, at least in all the times I have got this error, what I wrote was actually submitted. Another article that gives trouble to edit is 4chan.js (you can edit it thought by manually entering urls), what you get on that one is an account hijacking error. --LmaoZedong 27th January 2015
  • Yeah some shit is still fucked up from the move, Seebeen is currently skiing and will fix it when he gets back. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:28, 27 January 2015 (EST)
This is the kind of error report that Seebeen requested to see on his talk page. This particular error has already been noted. —  VX  11:54, 28 January 2015 (EST)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Hipcrime/sandbox&diff=712270&oldid=712268. --JuniusThaddeus 19:49, 30 January 2015 (EST)

  • ah yes, the error in the OP looks like the error i got from Firefox. the Chrome issue below is that the site wouldn't load at all. IE is just a pain in the ass cuz it keeps asking whether i'd like to load the non-secure items with the secure items, and won't let me keep that preference. it asks every time. i know it's temporary and offer this to whoever fixes it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:57, 30 January 2015 (EST)

gif problem?

  • Uploaded this gif: PeterDoll.gif and it doesn't display as a gif. Anyone else encounter this? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:04, 28 January 2015 (EST)
What the hell is the point of having help files if no one even reads the damn things?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process#My_GIF_Image_Is_Broken.21
--U Mad Bro 19:15, 28 January 2015 (EST)
this happened a few years ago. as i recall, E fixed it by 'invalidating several levels of thumbnail caches'. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 20:40, 28 January 2015 (EST)
  • this issue has resurfaced... behold:
Pedobear interrupts his joyous dance as he waits for the sirens to pass his playhouse

Twitter-favicon.png #OpDeathEaters

I've posted a few suggestions of articles on the needed/proposed page but I'm sure there are a ton of articles ahead of mine.... But this needs a page, pronto!!! Twitter-favicon.png #OpDeathEaters. Time to expose, ridicule and pwn pedos and sick fucks everywhere, especially the shitheads in power who do nothing about it. There are Twitter accounts from different countries - @OpDeathEatersUS, @OpDeathEatersCan, etc. I'm volunteering to make this page, kickass style. -- Kickass 16:34, 28 January 2015 (EST) HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. Thought I had to get approval before mad a page bc I was newish... thanks. Kickass 18:34, 28 January 2015 (EST)

  • No one cares about yet another dead in the water "OP" by anonymous moralfags. How many of these they have going right now that are achieving nothing? five? six hundred? If you wanna make a page just make it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:47, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Video that made me think of ED

Picture related.

Someone mentioned to me that one of my profile pics was from "ABCs of Death" so I decided to find out which part of it. Well, I found it! Z is for Zetsumetsu. There's blood, dick-swords, and 9-11 reenacted by boobs slapping together amongst other insanity. In short, it made me think of ED. Enjoy! --3tails 03:40, 29 January 2015 (EST)

ED fails to load on Chrome only

   
 
This webpage is not available

Hide details A secure connection cannot be established because this site uses an unsupported protocol. Error code: ERR_SSL_VERSION_OR_CIPHER_MISMATCH
 


 
 

—Chrome, when attempting to load an ED page

for some reason, Chrome won't load ED pages, but Firefox and IE do. otoh i am not good with computar. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:52, 30 January 2015 (EST)

i tried to post a thanks note to User talk:Oblique, but the edit would not "take". The post above took just fine, tho, as did edits to my sandbox talk page. :/ -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:53, 30 January 2015 (EST)


use Opera, it is the god of browsers, download Opera v12.16 or lower and you can even have an inbuilt IRC client --Likeicare 03:39, 4 February 2015 (EST)
  • I'm using chrome and it works fine for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ --Mantequilla (talk) 10:03, 4 February 2015 (EST)


Try clearing your browser cache/cookies/etc and it'll probably start working. --U Mad Bro 15:21, 4 February 2015 (EST)

  • whatever the issue was, it was fixed the day after i posted that, and i forgot to update/strike out the message. :B -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:31, 4 February 2015 (EST)

The Tess-Munster

I don't know anything about fashion or models, but this happy hippo is apparently a famous female Divine-impersonator. I don't post pictures because they look like expensive copyright and serious trouble.

Tess Munster Jimbo on the issue

I'm not a doctor, so I don't know how to write an article about diabetes in glamor. Written in the hope that it might be useful to the smart people here.


Sir Nicholas Serota is stuck stuck stuck 20:02, 30 January 2015 (EST)

   
 
copyright
 

 
 

—Heh, heh, heh

—  VX  12:40, 3 February 2015 (EST)


I will put this right here... https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process#Copyrights

"ED for example is a non-profit, entertainment based website, so no image content posted here, regardless of where it came from, can really be construed as violating copyright law."

--U Mad Bro 15:25, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Hello everyone

I got banned from this site when I was 15. Just remembered it and I wanted to check if it still existed.

I see this site hasn't changed one bit, has it? Good. - Another n00b 18:11, 4 February 2015 (EST)

Nobody Cares
--U Mad Bro 18:23, 4 February 2015 (EST)


are you the guy that made that massive tl;dr textwall when you rage quit? --Likeicare 01:26, 5 February 2015 (EST)
According to his talk page, he's a closet furfag. Have you come to terms with your psychological maladjustment since you were last here? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 01:52, 5 February 2015 (EST)



   
 
Another n00b - Blocked from Uncyclopedia and every other online community, Another_n00b tried out ED where, at best, he was marked off as another whiny cunt. Everything was "OMG LULZ POST MOAR GOATSE" till someone rightfully put him in his place, and ED witnessed the most rage-filled tl;dr leaving message ever.
 

 
 

--Likeicare 01:57, 5 February 2015 (EST)
Ouch. I wonder if it was more amusing than FoxFag's. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 02:03, 5 February 2015 (EST)
  • You were 15 AFTER .com? underage b& --Mantequilla (talk) 01:06, 9 February 2015 (EST)

Anon Editing

Not sure if possible, but a handy feature would be an "anonymous editing" option, mostly for more volatile articles that tend to attract crazies and psychopaths. Speaking mostly about articles like this...
Adalia Rose
Leelah Alcorn
Amanda Todd
Georgia Varley
Rape

Presently the only alternative is to either create multiple ED accounts to edit with or try really, REALLY hard to make sure your edits don't stand out in any way that's directly traceable to your IRL name. Anyway, just an idea. I know on the forums there's "anonymous" sections, so I guess it would work like that. Or maybe make it so admins could "hide" certain edit histories on certain articles. Well, not exactly "hide" but just make it so regular users wouldn't be able to see exact user names on them. --U Mad Bro 02:26, 6 February 2015 (EST)


no. if you dont want the chance of ED-related shit catching up to you IRL, dont edit stuff, it's as simple as that. --Likeicare 06:40, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Use a Bugmenot account. --JuniusThaddeus 08:38, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Ed's bugmenots can be found here. btw vandalism via these accounts is pointless and will result in an IP ban --Likeicare 09:16, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Facebook like.png 3-tails likes this. Nice feature is nice. --3tails 18:57, 6 February 2015 (EST)
We used to have anon editing back in the day as you may know, but it was rightfully removed. It was a nuisance seeing all those random edits and tryhard talk page posts by IP addresses as opposed to identifiable user names.
I agree that if you're too scared to type something about someone, then don't say anything at all. The best solution would be to create a sock account to write the questionable content like some here are known to do. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 10:53, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Well, it's not a matter of "being scared" it's more a matter of crazies doing crazy and costly shit... like calling in mass bomb threats to half the businesses in your town, breaking windows, slashing tires, stuff like that. I guess the best method is to just use multiple accounts. --U Mad Bro 17:04, 6 February 2015 (EST)
I know what you mean. Just the other day my skateboard exploded when I started it. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 11:40, 7 February 2015 (EST)
The sun is going down. Better drink my own piss quit ED forever. —  VX  20:54, 7 February 2015 (EST)
You can't really say anything because you choose to hide your face and identity. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 00:14, 9 February 2015 (EST)


Things you'll probably never have to worry about...
Don't sweat it though, it's probably a good thing that you don't have the ability to enrage complete strangers on the Internet to the point of doing spastic crazy shit. --U Mad Bro 22:09, 8 February 2015 (EST)
That's because I don't try to enrage anyone. I satirize others, not viciously attack them. And what I do is razzing, not trolling. If they choose to get upset over it, it's their fault for being so sensitive on a satire site. Humor is the greatest gift in life, and satire is its finest form, and that's why ED is my only online home.
I guess it's one of those "don't dish it if you can't take it" kind of deals. Don't go out of your way to be such a nuisance to everyone to the point of receiving bomb threats if you can't handle having your building evacuated. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 00:14, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Except that they don't always try attacking you, they try and attack other people around you (especially if they know they can't get at you). Also, you look like a fucking moron going on about 'humorous satire' without being a 'nuisance' when your dumbass just posted a video to the Muhammad Sex Simulator. Care to post the name of your home town along with it? I'm sure all those crazy fuckin Muslims will greatly appreciate your 'humorous satire' and won't see you as a 'nuisance' at all.  :D
--U Mad Bro 15:32, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Oh my, name calling! You know what that means!
Linking to a video isn't the same as creating the video, or the game in which it originated from for that matter. I'm sure all those scary Muslims have bigger rats to fry than this one. Besides, the middle east worships rats.
 Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 15:41, 9 February 2015 (EST)
You obviously know very little about how crazies work. There are actually several different major types of spastic nuts jobs. The muslim variety tend to be the most erratic/unpredictable of the bunch. I once racked up 50 death threats in 20 minutes just by making a SINGLE anti-muslim post. Part of what makes them unpredictable is that they don't always go after "choice targets", that is they don't always bandwagon. It's typical for a lot of crazies to attack shit just because it's getting a lot of attention, but muslim nut jobs are likewise prone to attacking completely random off the wall targets as well. They're also known to attack relatable targets if they can't get to the primary target. Thanks for confirming your hypocrisy though, Mr. Nuisance.
--U Mad Bro 16:07, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Linking to pre-existing articles, videos, and forum threads doesn't constitute as trolling or attempting to enrage strangers on the internet. By your logic, the Muslims will be blowing up any and every online news outlet who even mentions the game, whether it's in a positive light or not. It appears in this point in time that you're more shaken over the subject than the Muslims are. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 16:15, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Uh... yeah, Stupid... THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO! Holy christ are you retarded. Do you ever even watch the news? I mean the last major one happened about a month ago and nearly a dozen people NOT associated with the 'humorous satire' wind up full of holes as a result. Not to mention that SAME NEWSPAPER was attacked about a half dozen times in the past ten years BEFORE that major incident, three of which were fire bombings. Hurr de durr... fuckin stupid ass teenager. --U Mad Bro 16:23, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Wahh, total butthurt. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 16:26, 9 February 2015 (EST)
So then prove me wrong... post yer dox, kid!  :D
You're not afraid, are you? LOL
--U Mad Bro 16:29, 9 February 2015 (EST)
I don't wanna violate the no dox policy, but here's my website. You should be able to connect the dots from there. I just hope the Muslims aren't reading this.. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 23:16, 9 February 2015 (EST)
  • I turned off anonymous editing the second we got the wiki running. I don't even like the idea of bugminot accounts honestly. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:32, 8 February 2015 (EST)
why not just use disposable sockpuppets? there are certain articles about wiki(p|m)edians that can get you banned over there if your ED account can be linked to your account over there. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 20:36, 9 February 2015 (EST)

Wow, Just... WOW!

Holy shit dude... http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/02/06/stranger_danger_kidnapping_denise_kroutil_elizabeth_hupp_arrested_after.html

--U Mad Bro 20:31, 7 February 2015 (EST)

LOL that is how you parent. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:00, 10 February 2015 (EST)

Faggots on the forum created another game. Muhammad sex simulator.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I have tears on my eyes of laughing --LmaoZedong 9th February 2015
 Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 11:45, 9 February 2015 (EST)
  • (we will probably need an article about this) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:37, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Someone PLEASE write an article about this ASAP. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:47, 9 February 2015 (EST)
I have started an article, but it seems that some of my images aren't loading.. Problem with server or me? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:19, 9 February 2015 (EST)

Set as VOTN for today and tomorrow with link to EDF thread. Added 2 article mentions to ED in the News. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 12:55, 9 February 2015 (EST)


Just a little reminder... if you go anywhere near that article make absolutely damn certain that no IRL info can't be traced back to your user name... crazy Muslim nut jobs have been known to chop off people's heads and go on shooting sprees for less... Charlie Hebdo, Kurt Westergaard, Lars Vilks, Naji al-Ali, Theo van Gogh

--U Mad Bro 15:42, 9 February 2015 (EST)

So is it safe to assume you won't be lending a hand with it then? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 15:56, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Not with this account, no. --U Mad Bro 16:08, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Call the cops I don't give a fuck. Anyways finish that article ASAP and set it as AOTN for tomorrow and the next day, bump whatever is there now to the back of the bus. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:02, 9 February 2015 (EST)
I'm fixing the problem. By this time tomorrow everyone will think 4Chan is responsible for it all. LOL
--U Mad Bro 17:09, 9 February 2015 (EST)
NO DONT DO THAT. It was released on EDF for EDF and EDF is getting the credit for it, not fucking cuckchan. I am not afraid of fucking mudslimes. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:17, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Mmmm, too late I think....
http://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/2v8ujx/so_someone_over_at_4chan_made_a_working_muhammad/
Unless I try making some counter-Reddit accounts... although the existing ones are already snow balling.
Plus people on /V/ are already taking credit for it. 4Chan has epic hordes of obnoxious tweenagers so it's real easy to go in the one direction, but trying to fight against it is a lot harder. I can try, but I don't know if it'll have much effect. --U Mad Bro 17:33, 9 February 2015 (EST)
I would change the AotN... well, now actually. The longer you wait to do it, the harder it'll be to pull the focus off 4Chan. --U Mad Bro 17:41, 9 February 2015 (EST)
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/282714990
Don't blame me if this backfires horribly on you though, Z. You want credit, you're getting it.
--U Mad Bro 18:51, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Awww, butthurt mods ruined my fun. That's okay, I can just keep making more!
--U Mad Bro 18:59, 9 February 2015 (EST)
lol it's all good, hopefully with the game being AOTN for the next 4 days people will see that it is another ED exclusive. Plus the huge EDF banner in the splash page should be telling ppl where it came from but cuckchan is dumb as fuck. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:26, 10 February 2015 (EST)

wikipedia:Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Muhammad_Sex_Simulator_2015 – Killjoy Wikipedians are at it again, but fortunately, the killjoys are in the minority this time around. --JuniusThaddeus 08:40, 12 February 2015 (EST)

P.S. When is there going to be "A Bullet to the Head of the NRA" article on Wikipedia? There's plenty of sources. --JuniusThaddeus 08:47, 12 February 2015 (EST)
Bullet to the Head of the NRA :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:56, 14 February 2015 (EST)


   
 
Someone PLEASE write an article about this ASAP
 

 
 

—...

IF I GET BEHEADED MY SOUL WILL HAUNT YOURS FOR EVER, seriously I live in the middle of ISIS..just don't share my IP adress Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 16:16, 18 February 2015 (EST)

I'm sure they care as much about you there as anyone does here. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 00:16, 19 February 2015 (EST)

Deletions on request

For posterity, I'd like to know if we're now deleting articles on request. We just recently had two articles get flushed because the subject of the articles asked for them to be removed, one of them in the form of public death threats on Twitter. All of the work the users put into those articles got flushed along with them.

Theoretically speaking, if Chris-chan were to contact ED and ask for his article to be deleted, would his request be granted? What about Zoe Quinn? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 02:57, 10 February 2015 (EST)

Probably they're friends of Z, or he's just fucking with them (that thing I told you about a couple weeks back), or they're blatant attack articles or he got a nasty lawyer letter and just wants to avoid legal shenanigans or possibly six or eight other reasons... which is fine... for him. You're not z though, so don't pretend to be him. --U Mad Bro 03:26, 10 February 2015 (EST)
Clearly you've got me confused for someone else. And you don't need to keep sucking "Z"'s dick, he's already stated that you're welcome to return and edit here. Avoiding a legitimate lawsuit is one thing (we deleted Jason Van Dyke, yet we kept Shahn Christian Andersen), but having some autistic furry threaten to kill you if you don't delete his article is a different story. It's a legitimate question which requires a legitimate answer, ie one you can't provide. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 04:01, 10 February 2015 (EST)
We're "welcome" to do whatever we damn well please actually, which has very little to do with your rather limited perceptual awareness and fuck all to do with Z. I'm simply telling you like it is. If you had been around on this site for longer than six months then you would know that...
A. It's incredibly unlikely that he's going to post about it here.
and
B. If you really want to know you should try e-mailing him about it.
--U Mad Bro 12:32, 10 February 2015 (EST)
  • Gotta say I'm against all this recent "deleted by request" shit that's been going on unless the request came from a lawyer. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:38, 10 February 2015 (EST)
  • Firstly Meepsheep wrote the Yelling at cats article so if he wants to delete it he has every right to. And the other article was restored. I only deleted it because it didn't have many views and hadn't been edited in months. It was quality control because at first look it looked like a junk article full of dox and revenge porn, but I was obviously mistaken and restored it as soon as I saw that people actually had interest in it. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:23, 10 February 2015 (EST)
Thanks for hearing that out. Yeah, ZJWolf has been causing a major Streisand effect on Twitter by trying to blame ED for his music career failing when its in fact his open zoophilia which likely killed that dream for him. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:52, 10 February 2015 (EST)


we shouldnt be flushing articles at all, /argument --Likeicare 02:38, 15 February 2015 (EST)

Embedding Vimeo

Thanks to Endsenten, we can now embed Vimeo videos again.

{{#widget:Vimeo|id=xxxxxxxxx|width=xxx|height=xxx}}

The x's after the id are obviously for the video's ID in the url, and you can customize the height and width as needed. The standard YouTube embedded video size is width=425, height=330. It also works with Video of the NowVermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:49, 10 February 2015 (EST)

Dailymotion and Veoh embeds are available now; the latter has fixed width and height though (540x458). Endsenten 23:07, 12 February 2015 (EST)
Unfortunately it doesn't work; Vimeo video below, using said extension:
Here's a lovely video... or not
Endsenten 09:22, 13 February 2015 (EST)
  • lol oh ok. I guess they changed their embed code since the plugin was discontinued. Maybe we can find a newer version of it. The widgets work well though. Thanks for adding them. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:20, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Being able to upload video would be better... preferably in something other than ogg or ogv...
Old People - Driving - South Park.ogg
Which is kind of a bitch to convert (plus the overlay image parameter doesn't work). At least webm would be nice, since you can already direct download the format from JewTube. Hell even flv would be better than ogm.
--U Mad Bro 01:29, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Webm embed available now with the Html5media widget. Check the Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 article to see it in action. Endsenten 15:11, 13 February 2015 (EST)
But can it be uploaded directly into ED? --U Mad Bro 16:13, 13 February 2015 (EST)
No, you have to upload your video to a webm hosting site. Still better than nothing. Endsenten 17:20, 13 February 2015 (EST)
  • No video hosting sorry, as I said above there are numerous problems ranging from copyright to disk space. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:18, 13 February 2015 (EST)

POTN

THERE IS NO CURRENT POTN!! On my phone cant set it --Likeicare 20:31, 11 February 2015 (EST)

You mean you're too inept to set it. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 10:35, 12 February 2015 (EST)

Steven Joseph

Check out this freak. He has been VOTN. It would be terrible if someone wrote an ED article about him. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:31, 15 February 2015 (EST)


NYPA, newfag --Likeicare 22:38, 15 February 2015 (EST)


Question, is this guy actually genuinely crazy, purposefully trolling/parodying, or ironically trolling as an attention whore? --U Mad Bro 23:24, 15 February 2015 (EST)

  • What a fascinating abomination... tell me more. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 04:43, 16 February 2015 (EST)
  • He says he is "just being himself". I'm sure he isn't trolling. --Mantequilla (talk) 10:19, 16 February 2015 (EST)
Here's my input.
 Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:37, 16 February 2015 (EST)
lol -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:48, 17 February 2015 (EST)

Editing the BNA

Could someone get around to editing that as one of the articles has been deleted. I would but, I don't have permission. Stlson 22:35, 16 February 2015 (EST)

@Mantequilla: Can you please grant Stlson Editor rights? He or she has been around since the original ED. --JuniusThaddeus 09:48, 17 February 2015 (EST)
And you believe that should automatically merit a promotion around here? Everyone else has to work to earn theirs. This user's contribs also indicate that they're only a seasonal editor. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 10:37, 17 February 2015 (EST)
Alright. I only wanted to gain him or her easy access to the BNA pages. He or she seems interested in reviewing new articles. --JuniusThaddeus 11:47, 17 February 2015 (EST)
He was just bringing it to everyone's attention that there was a red link left on the main page after one of the BNA was deleted. Saying "I would change it but I don't have permission" and earning Editor is like saying "I would ban that vandal but I don't have permission" and expecting to become admin. Actions > words. js. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 12:11, 17 February 2015 (EST)
Vermin stfu, mike knows what he's talking about. I will give stlson editor 1 min. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:21, 17 February 2015 (EST)
Lol I doubt I hurt his feelings. If he didn't want community input he should have posted it on your talk page instead of in the community portal. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 12:29, 17 February 2015 (EST)
PS: Gee, I wish *I* was on a first name basis with the site owner.. especially considering we have the same given name, huh? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 02:20, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Vermin... you make it sound like Editor "status" is some grand, important, meaningful thing. LOL That's honestly kind of sad. Are you the kind of person who lists "ED Editor" on your resume or FB work history?  :D

--U Mad Bro 01:15, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Sadly, no. I tell my irl friends and some of my coworkers about ED and invite them to join the forums to post along with me, but none of them are interested, or have even heard of ED for that matter.
I've managed to get one friend to view my user page before who found it to be amusing, but he's just a lurker on Reddit, so it was a one time visit sort of deal.
Basically all my friends use the popular social media outlets such as Facebook and Instagram, and are too busy posting relationship updates and sharing photos of their lunch to have fun and razz each other on a satire site. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 02:17, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Another language?

Idk how hard will it be or how much would it cost but can we make ED in other languages? because I just gone into the Arabic Uncyclopedia and noticed the amount of pissed off over religious fags about their article about Islam and Muhammed.(almost reaching to the point of death threats) I can see many of our articles will cause huge streams of lulz if they are in other languages. Maybe Persian? Spanish or Arabic.

idk but I think this will bring extra lulz/views Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 15:22, 22 February 2015 (EST)

  • We tried to make a spanish ED once but no one gave a fuck. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:39, 22 February 2015 (EST)
You are free to make some articles in your Sanskrit. An example of an article that has been translated. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:02, 23 February 2015 (EST)
Not like that I meant to make a whole other ED in another language. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 02:21, 23 February 2015 (EST)
We made a spanish-language ED but nobody cared and it died. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:09, 26 February 2015 (EST)

To remake an entire wiki in another language you need a HUGE userbase able to translate and maintain it. To give you an idea of how big ED is, the Crap Articles Category by itself has over 500 articles. We don't have enough people fixing stuff as it is (good god this place needs help with crosslinking and rewrites!) and that's just in the English wiki. Do you know a few hundred Russians/Spanyards/Jews/Ect willing to translate and make a second ED? I don't, either. For now just be happy we have Упячка. --3tails 00:53, 26 February 2015 (EST)

Tshirt contest

We are going to run a tshirt fundraiser. What we need is super high quality/resolution vector art. It should obviously be ED related, preferably the site name and/or logo, stylized, with the site URL. The winner will get a free tshirt with their design on it, a special custom forum medal and template on their wiki userpage, and maybe something else tbd later. Post your entries here or here. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:07, 26 February 2015 (EST)

I'm not a designer, but I would proudly rock an ED t-shirt in public to represent my favorite website of all time. I'd have no shame wearing it even if it bore my user name. In fact, I just paid some YouTube gamer running his own t-shirt fundraiser $19 to design one with my nickname and rat persona on it. It should be arriving in a day or two.
The cross-sword logo you designed would look sweet on a short-sleeved, all-black tee, but preferably without the URL on it in case it changes. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:10, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Is It Me Or Is This Shit Increasing

This shit... Joe12d

I mean it used to be that these angry tweenage spergs were just making sloppy half-assed A-Log inspired revenge articles, but now they're starting to post outright death threats and personal army recruitment shit. Not to mention the spastic, threatening, hate ridden images they keep uploading, most of which are never even put into any article or, when they are, they're usually thrown into articles like fat, ugly, slut, etc, etc. --U Mad Bro 03:34, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Usually they're more like this... MindfangVevo

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay, gay, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay... you get the idea. More with the spastic angry tweenager and less with the outright threats and personal army requests. --U Mad Bro 03:43, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Isn't it ironic how ED attracts so many people who are the very subjects it documents and pokes fun of? We've got furries, bronies, aspies, weeaboos, homos, jews, deviants, and even pedophiles as active contributors. Some of these labels apply to members of our current administration, present company included.
ED has a reputation for being the edgiest site out there with the potential to inflict emotional distress on almost anyone who earns their own article on it or discovers their personal image included on an unflattering page such as "fat" or "ugly."
It takes cognitive skills to be able to differentiate between "satire" and "shitty attack," and some don't understand that we're only interested in topical/internet relevant subjects, as opposed to that one weird kid who sits next to them in class or some boring YouTube nobody with ~100 subscribers.
They've got the right idea, they just need to think bigger and learn how to document existing drama as opposed to resorting to generic insults for lack of actual content. The worse cases are when someone signs on and drops a one-liner like "(insert name) is (insert generic insult)" with an account of an aforementioned nobody attached to it and expects everyone to do the work for them. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:56, 27 February 2015 (EST)
That article sucks. Edgelord attack article about some faggot nobody gives a shit about. Whoever wrote it should be murdered and sterilized. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:45, 28 February 2015 (EST)

He's Dead Jim

Spock Is Dead.jpg
Zombie Spock.jpg

Spock that is...  :(

--U Mad Bro 14:15, 27 February 2015 (EST)

  • About time. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:16, 27 February 2015 (EST)
Yeah he was gettin pretty decrepit. That's why I'm glad Robin Williams killed himself, we won't ever have to remember him as being a horrible zombie looking thing. --U Mad Bro 14:21, 27 February 2015 (EST)

broken soundcloud widget

  • This thing was blanked after the site had some maintenance done a few weeks ago because after that it made it so any page where it is used wouldn't load... It was pretty useful... any chance of it getting fixed? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:53, 28 February 2015 (EST)
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