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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

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All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

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TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive staff suggests needed articles

  1. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  2. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  3. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  4. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  5. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  6. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  7. Rare Pepes - newest ironic meme on 4chan and 8chan. gotta collect them all --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:32, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
  8. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  9. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  10. Black Lives Matter - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIRED later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)

Should be Improved

  1. Donald Trump- He's getting more attention from this new presidential run than he ever has had before.Needs added to--Boudica 23:51, 3 July 2015 (EDT)
  2. Same-sex marriage--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 June 2015 (EDT)

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  User talk:Vermin  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Do we actually need a "Rare Pepe" article? Shouldn't we just expand the "Feels bad man" article? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:45, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
yes, there are over 1000 rares circulating right now even and we need a few other articles on the related Pepe memes..--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:09, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

Started an article for cringe threads.--Boudica 19:01, 11 June 2015 (EDT)

Freebleeding section of Feminism has been updated with new material, should it be moved into its own article, or no? --Monster 09:38, 1 July 2015 (EDT)


Thoughts, please. I'm also going to invite "Sinom" here. I prefer for these things to be do done and recorded publicly. --JuniusThaddeus 16:21, 29 November 2015 (EST)

Lol what a blackmailing shite, include it in the page. What would inviting sinom do? He's clearly threatening you. Fuck him. ED wins against pedos, it wins against Nyberg, it wins against Valis, it wins against these cunts. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:27, 29 November 2015 (EST)
Holy fuck they got your IP address! Whatever will you do now? No wait, crap man, I think they just hacked your computer. Weasel avatar2.png reply 16:34, 29 November 2015 (EST)
buy a dog, burn your router, hope that child predators in waiting are actually nice people —  VX  19:35, 29 November 2015 (EST)
I was using a shared Bugmenot account and German proxies. They might have the IP address of a previous operator of that account, but even if they do have my IP address, they can't do much with it. --JuniusThaddeus 20:11, 29 November 2015 (EST)
@LulzKiller: Sinom approached me, and it's only fair to hold a conversation. I'm interested in seeing what steps they're going to take now. They might have something interesting to say, or they might come to an understanding with us. As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything illegal within the article. Knowing someone's name (names that have been publicly available elsewhere online) isn't a crime. Saying that Person X is involved in Activity Y isn't a crime, especially when they are indeed involved in that activity. There are things that they need to discuss with us, and perhaps we can help them understand. In any case, they aren't in any state to call the shots. The "leverage" they're attempting to use against me doesn't amount to much. My information has been available online and has been in the hands of my opponents for ages now. They're going to have to speak with us if they truly want things settled "peacefully and immediately"; otherwise, they're not being sincere. --JuniusThaddeus 20:11, 29 November 2015 (EST)


--JuniusThaddeus 10:03, 30 November 2015 (EST)

If you want a conversation with them, that's your own prerogative and I can't stop that. I don't see how 'powerwords' are that big of a deal to them anyway. I don't see how you can be reasonable with people that are threatening you, but that's my personal line. If it has to be the case of you recusing/removing yourself in regards to this particular scenario/article and them then realising that there are other motherfuckers in charge who have no interest in deleting it and will ensure that it won't, that's fine. They understand perfectly well how we operate, they just don't want to be exposed. That's the 'sincerity'. Simple as. ED won't bend over for pedos or try to 'reason' or 'converse' with them. Sinom approached you, because he wants to intimidate you to achieve his goals, how is that 'fair'? Fuck Sinom. Fuck ATF.n. Fuck pedophiles. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:23, 30 November 2015 (EST)
I know that there are "other motherfuckers in charge"; that's why I wanted an open discussion. There are members of their forum that understand perfectly well that threatening me may prove to be a decision that AllTheFallen might regret:
But those posts also reveal that they don't desire a conflict with us.
I'm not recusing since this is my responsibility. I started this, and I'll finish this. As I've stated in my previously post, they aren't calling the shots. They're not "bending over" for them. I just want to know about whether or not an arrangement can be make that they can learn to accept the existence of an article about their website and drama generated by it. For now, I need you and the community to trust that I know what I'm doing. --JuniusThaddeus 14:20, 30 November 2015 (EST)
I respect you heavily Mike. I just hope whatever your plan is it works out. I just don't think that sinom cunt coming here and making threats is a wise idea. Schnookums has a faster fuse than me on that shit. I'm too cynical. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:51, 30 November 2015 (EST)
  • Their users think the page is hilarious Archive today-ico.png(archive), why is this guy being such a bitch? --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:54, 30 November 2015 (EST)

Yet Another Mass Shooting

It looks like there may have been yet another mass shooting to add to our ever growing list of articles about mass shootings. - Zew0 14:48, 2 December 2015 (EST)

Article page is up. Please help out if you would like. - Zew0 21:58, 2 December 2015 (EST)

revenge porn

as a reminder, revenge porn isn't allowed on encyclopedia dramatica. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:54, 4 December 2015 (EST)

Unless it's hilarious? Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 16:54, 5 December 2015 (EST)
SchnookumsLovesTheCock.pngGirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:29, 8 December 2015 (EST)
you're jealous i won't fuck the undead Weasel avatar2.png reply 23:32, 8 December 2015 (EST)


The Egyptsearch article looks like the work of Mikemikev, or someone using his material. Note the garbage at the bottom about Atlantid, reusing Mikes Anthroscape link and a recent Nordisk thread. Could you just flush/delete this Egyptsearch article & the linked Brandon Pilcher? Elven 20:36, 8 December 2015 (EST)

I don't care who wrote it the articles are fine. Reverting your edits. Uberfukken 21:51, 8 December 2015 (EST)

CWCVille Library Jewtube account terminated

What do nao? - ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:57, 8 December 2015 (EST)

Wait for them to restore from backup and edit the article with the new youtube IDs. Uberfukken 21:58, 8 December 2015 (EST)
When they are reuploaded someone rip them and send to me on my talk page so I can upload them to the wiki and we can stream them from here instead of relying on jewtube. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:25, 6 January 2016 (EST)

Deleted "animal abuse" images

I've restored a few images that were falsely labeled as animal abuse and am wondering if I can restore some others:

Appearance vs. actuality:

General why?:

  • Why are we deleting those in the first place? since when is hosting pictures of animal abuse against the law? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 09:07, 11 December 2015 (EST)
  • someone special on the wiki got butthurt seeing animal abuse, so we deleted it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:40, 11 December 2015 (EST)
if you're adding animal abuse images just to shock someone then don't. the images should be relevant to the article: Zippocat. [3] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:12, 11 December 2015 (EST)
  • Yeah, if it's not funny don't add it. No one needs more shit articles. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:30, 11 December 2015 (EST)

Main Page Edit

I made an edit that lists all the portals on the main page instead of having a rotating featured portal. Yay or nay? Click here to see it. Uberfukken 04:56, 13 December 2015 (EST)

Personally, I'd say Yay. ••General Niggerson Page me. 05:20, 13 December 2015 (EST)
Sounds good to me. Eventually I'd like to see portals go altogether. Weasel avatar2.png reply 15:07, 13 December 2015 (EST)

BNA / GNA suggestion

One thing I would like to see is people actually moving BNA's to GNA's when they get good. It seems like once something is placed it stays there for the duration of its XNA listing time. For example: There is no reason something like Gen Zed should still be a BNA and I bet when it gets replaced it will just be removed and not moved over (Not to mention there should have been 100 newer BNA's replace Gen Zed by now). This is a small gripe but just something I have noticed. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:09, 13 December 2015 (EST)

Woman analyses our 'online community'.

here. It's surprisingly not that hostile. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:31, 14 December 2015 (EST)

She's right though, ED and EDF both have the appearance of being complete chaos at first glance, but if you take the time to actually watch, they're pretty structured --Likeicare 21:06, 14 December 2015 (EST)

I agree. Just found it interesting that someone is actually making an attempt to dig deeper. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:20, 14 December 2015 (EST)
Good article Uberfukken 21:23, 14 December 2015 (EST)

Han Solo dies in Star Wars: Force Awakens


Video I thought everyone wanted to know. ED spoiled Harry Potter and it was a success. Let's do the same thing to Star Wars! --FreeRangeFrog 19:33, 16 December 2015 (EST)

Isn't it too late? General release is only a day or two away. --JuniusThaddeus 20:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
It's not released publicly for two days and not everyone can see it on the first day. So if that image was moved up for the next position in line for pic of the now, then it would spoil the film pretty well. The Han Solo dies thing has been said before but there wasn't proof before. FreeRangeFrog 20:21, 16 December 2015 (EST)
The Europe general release (the 16th) already passed. Us spoiling the movie won't be any different from Europeans who watched the movie on Day 1 spoiling the movie for those who having seen it. In fact, those who have seen the movie on Day 1 are probably already hard at work spoiling the movie for others. The difference between this and the "Snape kills Howeveryouspellit" is that a) they spoiled a book (nerd rage for those who spend hours or days reading a book expecting to be rewarded for reaching the end) and b) they spoiled it well in advance. I don't think that you can look back on this ten years from now and say, "Yep, I was a genius troll." --JuniusThaddeus 20:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
I saw a few people butthurt over the spoilers today. Uberfukken 20:40, 16 December 2015 (EST)
We'll still be hanging onto the coattails of the original spoilers and after the fact; nothing special. --JuniusThaddeus 21:01, 16 December 2015 (EST)
Just like Obi in the 4th. It's like poetry. It rhymes. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:18, 16 December 2015 (EST)
Set as POTN for the 17th. Set as AOTN for the 18th and 19th. Uberfukken 20:29, 16 December 2015 (EST)

Wish he would take JJ Abrams with him. TO HELL. Where there is no Estrella or Viviane or Wolfgang Fucking Pucking. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 05:22, 19 December 2015 (EST)

Proposed Neurodiversity for AOTN Months ago, haven't heard back

Who's in charge here? I would like a YES or NO. Atdevel 08:07, 28 December 2015 (EST)

You sound butthurt over the fact that noone decided to feature your article. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 12:18, 28 December 2015 (EST)
That it was never featured should have been answer enough. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 12:29, 28 December 2015 (EST)
Lol is that how you get attention? Looks like you're as autistic as the people you write about. Uberfukken 13:19, 28 December 2015 (EST)
The current version of that article is painfully unfunny, yet it is miles better than your original contribution of May 29th. (I am referring to the last revision of that date.) Back then the article was so into the trash it goes that I wouldn't even wish it upon Uncyclopedia. Right now it is nothing but listing names, for which there are better articles. The only thing your contributions offer is compelling evidence for you being more autistic than everyone listed on that page combined. Go kill yourself. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:21, 28 December 2015 (EST)

collapsing object isn't working with colspan in a table

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 —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:51, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Nice collection of Mexican narco dudes and their faggotry

All courtesy of Instagram. Remember, our fellow idiot Americans are footing the bill for this.

Paying to get an article about yourself deleted. Is it possible?

I have an article on here that I want gone, as it's libel and defamation. If I paid a fee, could I get both the article and all images/sub-pages related to it deleted? Who do I need to contact to get the ball moving? Thanks for the help. ED Victim 14:06, 30 December 2015 (EST)

no, paying a fee won't accomplish anything. we aren't interested in going to jail for extortion. you may create a forum account. after you do that send me a private message. your deletion request will be reviewed but i make no promises whatsoever. in fact your request will probably be denied but i'll hear you out. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:26, 30 December 2015 (EST)
* Is this romeo? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:41, 30 December 2015 (EST)
It might be scotty. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:47, 30 December 2015 (EST)
We do not accept cash as currency to get articles deleted. The only way to get to something deleted is to acknowledge that ED trolled you, we are downright suckers for acknowledgment. If you upload a timestamped image of yourself holding a sign that says something akin to "I got trolled by ED, they are awesome <3", we do have to take your request serious. Else, we don't even know whether you are the person the article has targeted or just a fan. I know this might cause some inconvenience, but it is the only way to ensure that people don't just request deletion on a whim. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 14:43, 30 December 2015 (EST)
  • I think we should take the money. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:46, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Of course you do, you are a Jew. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 14:49, 30 December 2015 (EST)

I checked and it isn't Romeo. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:48, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Was it scotty? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:51, 30 December 2015 (EST)

I have no plans to make a claim for extortion. I mean that. I just want the page gone for good because it has affected my life outside the internet. The libel on there has made me intensely paranoid, which I already have a history with. I quit my job and cut off a lot of my friends because of it. I can now feel fear in social situations. That article is like a sword strung above my head. If I can get it gone, I'd be able to slowly move on with my life. If the article was just satire, I could take it. However, that article is an unrestrained attack on my character rather than satire. It was written by a hater cyberstalker that was jealous of my knowledge. He wanted to defame me, even making up blatant lies in the process. He even added my dox and a line about readers should try and get me in jail. It's been over a year since it was published and has thousands of views. I think I've taken my fair share of beating because of it. Therefore, I'm finally deciding to pay the money to get it removed. Fuck it. It's time for me to close this chapter in life. As for the whole timestamped image, I did that already, even smiling in the photo to acknowledge I was trolled by ED, that you guys are awesome, and I can take a joke. The article was still not removed. That's what made me lose all hope. I've tried to move on and forget about the article, but I can't due to my paranoia (it's an mental illness condition). That article made my life much, much worse. I can't let this intense paranoia continue any longer, which is why I'm now offering payment to get the article removed. ED Victim 15:04, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Under no circumstances do we accept payment for content removal. Uberfukken 15:12, 30 December 2015 (EST)
So what other options do I have to get my article deleted? Will you reconsider the timestamped photo I provided? ED Victim 15:26, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Your best option is to ignore it and move on with your life. Besides, without knowing what article you dislike we can't even remove the dox from it. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 15:40, 30 December 2015 (EST)
Excuse me, but this guy talks like a Wikipedia nerd. Be decisive or he'll hang around forever....Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:44, 30 December 2015 (EST)

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:50, 16 January 2016 (EST)

he had a discussion with the crats. we know. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:05, 16 January 2016 (EST)

The death of Ian Murdock

This is really fucking bizarre and there are surely some deeply messed-up lulz going on here. His Twitter was deleted but not before numerous people took captures. Murdock is the "father of Debian Linux" or something.

Gosh, policewomen never rape ME.... Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:44, 30 December 2015 (EST)


Is anyone else having trouble accessing #ed? --JuniusThaddeus 21:02, 3 January 2016 (EST)

Nope it's working fine. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:39, 5 January 2016 (EST)

I'm banned so I can't get on, er, does that count? File:Nihilist.gif Nihilist the Goist 14:32, 5 January 2016 (EST)

There is nobody on the ban list, you are not banned. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:39, 5 January 2016 (EST)
Oh OK I didn't know that-- sorry if I used up your time :(

File:Nihilist.gif Nihilist the Goist 14:45, 5 January 2016 (EST)

lol no you didn't, im here to help :) --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:54, 5 January 2016 (EST)

I don't have any problems now. --JuniusThaddeus 17:56, 5 January 2016 (EST)

welcome, banned, auto revert

these features are offline for a while and should be back by next week Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:11, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Ok so the rest of you make sure new users are getting the {{welcome}} template on their talk page until the bot is upgraded. Also revert blanking and add the {{banned}} template to banned user's talk pages. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:51, 5 January 2016 (EST)
Is it now fully restored or intermittent? —  VX  13:13, 7 January 2016 (EST)
kind of. auto revert will be restored later. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:15, 7 January 2016 (EST)


please remove the horrible "exposed web cams" porn advert. There's no need for it here. Kroms 21:00, 5 January 2016 (EST)

Ok please use the email user function to let me know how you will compensate the $100 per month for removing the ad. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:05, 5 January 2016 (EST)
I like it. That scene bitch is kinda tasty. Also the blonde with those bazookas. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:19, 6 January 2016 (EST)
We delete almost all of the shit that the metaretards fucking write about you (including images) and you basically repay us by complaining about shit that means ED can continue existing. Oh and by the way, egyptsearch was a lot worse towards you before I came upon it. fuck off. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 04:36, 6 January 2016 (EST)
I don't think its Metapedia, its now Rome Viharo (but who is using Mikemikev's old material). You idiots don't seem to realise that I made the Viharo and Jon Donnis pages here, then set up a whole load of other people and turned them against each other, as well as at Rationalwiki. I also added Viharo;s page at Rationalwiki. lol. I've said this before - I don't like this site - I just use it to my advantage. Kroms 11:24, 7 January 2016 (EST)
All i'm saying is this site should not have silly/dirty adverts on it. You could probably make that $100 by deleting more content that isn't useful or appropriate (which is like 90% of this website) because you will be saving web-space. I think the "dramatica" title should also be changed, to watcher, or observer or something similar - as if you are watching what goes on elsewhere on the internet to record it. This would cause people to take the site more seriously.Kroms 12:02, 7 January 2016 (EST)

I started this gangsta shit, and this is the motherfucking thanks I get


—Kroms, 2016

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:05, 7 January 2016 (EST)

How else shall we cater to the delusions of not just yourself, but the rest of our many and varied detractors? Your input is quite invaluable in this regard. —  VX  12:35, 7 January 2016 (EST)
Kroms is a sockpuppet of a banned account so he gets banned anyway. His suggestions are shite, and go against the entire purpose of ED. He won't pay us $100, and therefore the adverts stay. We document drama, that's why it's dramatica you fucking spastic. We know you had involvement in several articles, but they stay because we are generally anti-deletionistic and your... experience in regards to wikis means the articles aren't completely lacking of any quality. Also the costs regarding ED running mostly don't pertain to space. Your former friends from meta aren't DDOSed by the ASIO 24/7. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:02, 7 January 2016 (EST)

good and bad new articles

you can slap {{GNA}} (good new article) or {{BNA}} (bad new article) at the top of an article's talk page article's page (at the bottom) and BMO will update the main page within the next 15 minutes. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:25, 7 January 2016 (EST)

What makes a good article? :\ File:Nihilist da sig.gif Nihilist the Goist 12:38, 7 January 2016 (EST)

It's new and definitely worth checking out, essentially. With a bit of experience it becomes less subjective. —  VX  12:55, 7 January 2016 (EST)
Also it is an article with some depth, so around 2-3k characters to go on. Unless it is those that thrive on being short and perfect, for instance doxxing. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:28, 7 January 2016 (EST)
Ah OK so factors to consider: needs to be fresh, needs to be new, and needs to be the right length. It can kind of be like ED's version of the goldilocks zone? That's rather helpful actually :) good advice sysops File:Nihilist da sig.gif Nihilist the Goist 13:38, 7 January 2016 (EST)
That's why we're here. Well... that, and banning you on a whim. —  VX  13:44, 7 January 2016 (EST)

could someone move the {{GNA}} and {{BNA}} templates from the article's talk page to the article itself? add it to the bottom of the article like we do AOTN Timelines. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:48, 7 January 2016 (EST)

done —  VX  14:04, 7 January 2016 (EST)
yes-s-s-s Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:17, 7 January 2016 (EST)

Missing Images

So, now that we're back up, should we wait for the people who created pages to re-upload the missing images (since they probably have them saved locally), or should we just go through the pages and try to upload images we can find that would fit the article? - Zew0 17:12, 11 January 2016 (EST)

archive.sjw → image error → reporting → saw this:

<a href="">report error or abuse</a>


Abuse Type:


  • Bug Report
  • Adult Content
  • Bullying/Harassment
  • Copyright
  • Defamation
  • Drug Abuse
  • Electoral Law
  • Geographical Dispute
  • Government Criticism
  • Hate Speech
  • Impersonation
  • National Security
  • Privacy and Security
  • Religious Offense
  • SEO Issue
  • Suicide Promotion
  • Trademark
  • Violence
  • Other


I hope is not serious. Is there any better alternative to it?  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:16, 13 January 2016 (EST) has on-demand archiving now. Type<URL_address> into your address bar to archive links. Jason Scott is pretty cool. --JuniusThaddeus 08:03, 13 January 2016 (EST)

User:BMO/Activity Report

enjoy Weasel avatar2.png reply 10:30, 14 January 2016 (EST)

Why doesn't it count the Godfrey Elfwick article for me at all, new page or otherwise? Otherwise it's really fascinating. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:00, 14 January 2016 (EST)
that wasnt created in the last 180 days. new pages is just to give an idea if someone creates a lot of content or not Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:21, 14 January 2016 (EST)
I made a page that collects all the good content here. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:31, 14 January 2016 (EST)

Found shit on Todd Nickerson

But that pedo already has a page that is copypasta of evil-unveiled. Should I add to that page? Make a subpage? Make a new? Wat do? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:03, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Make a new page. --JuniusThaddeus 08:01, 15 January 2016 (EST)
But how should it be linked? I mean if you search Todd Nickerson, you get to evil-unveiled. So that would ruin the SEO of that page. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:52, 15 January 2016 (EST)
Turn Todd Nickerson into a disambig page, users can choose who they want. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:42, 15 January 2016 (EST)
That actually makes sense. Who knew you could actually be useful? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:21, 15 January 2016 (EST)
Not you, which shows. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:28, 15 January 2016 (EST)

new user creation log

my dick craves than anuses of spammer bots Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:20, 15 January 2016 (EST)

Then maybe you should fix the mail shit, you weasel fuck. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:18, 15 January 2016 (EST)
that's sibin and i already left him a message Weasel avatar2.png reply 15:45, 15 January 2016 (EST)
Did you also tell him that talk paging is shit as well? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:53, 15 January 2016 (EST)
They're talk pages and supposed to be shit. Still no more shit than anything else, though. —  VX  00:43, 16 January 2016 (EST)
But at least you should be able to talk shit on talkpages. Right now it is more fucked than your mom on a Wednesday. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:06, 16 January 2016 (EST)

thanks ill let him know Weasel avatar2.png reply 03:27, 16 January 2016 (EST)

Golden iPod 2016 Winnar

It comes to my attention that it is almost February and no Golden iPod winner for the The Current Year-1 has been chosen.

As far I know these are the nominees:

Tell me please when the voting is going to be. Thanks.--Sveracrux 23:30, 27 January 2016 (EST)

Special:UnusedFiles (searchable complete list)

you'll have to reassemble and save to your computer Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:10, 28 January 2016 (EST)

Fuck you, this is somewhat useful. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:21, 28 January 2016 (EST)

Dylan Bleier

Hello my name is Goldentoupee, I am complete retard and just started pasting random links into an article, somehow thinking that would make an article. So now the article has been flushed, again, and the links have been placed here in the hopes that someone more qualified than me, like a dead slug, will actually write an article. Or maybe not.

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Goldentoupee (talkcontribs)

Hi, if you need help figuring out how to create an article or how wiki code works just leave a note on my talk page. Thanks. - Zew0 22:40, 7 February 2016 (EST)
Thanks Zew0 Weasel avatar2.png reply 23:27, 7 February 2016 (EST)
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