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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.
  • Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
  • Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

Front page

  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of [[wanted images]]. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category:'''(name of category)''']] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privileges

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

SysOp & Editor Tasks
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Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

  • Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page
  • Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag content with {{delete}}.


Administrators have all of the Editor tools, along with the ability to delete pages, edit the user interface, and ræp users. If you have any questions about anything on ED, talk to them. They're here to help you.

  • Also, all of the Editor tasks apply to you as well.

TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. - Lifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  3. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  5. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  6. Black Lives MatterCheckmark 2.gif - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. Microaggression - i found out that use of the word "authoress" is considered a microagression, which idek how to spell.
  2. Template:Newspeak - a template for easy reference to the glossary of Newspeak
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:22, 23 March 2016 (EDT)

Updating: Editing Tips & Front Page

Lately there seems to be a crapflood of People Articles lately, mostly about sterotypical tumblrinas, furries, and deviantartists who have no real defining features other than being tumblrinas, furries, and/or deviantartists.

Under the "Bad New Articles" square on the front page, beneath the portal link on it's own line, there should be a link to ED's editing guidelines at at least the "When is it Crap" page. Over time the rules pages have gotten sort of lost in the mire and having some links to them right upfront where people will see would help let people know what flies and what doesn't here to help discourage making crap pages.

To further help people not make total crap the "Is it Crap?" page should be updated with better info. Yes, we have ED:101 but that page is long, detailed, and serves the purpose of giving more detail on how to write and is not a fast rundown of of what's crap here. The Guide to Article Building is even longer and more detailed, but also mostly on wiki style. The current page on what is crap here is very short and lacks all detail making it not very useful. The exhibits are there, but are on multiple different pages and are not explained at all so a greenhorn wouldn't know what's wrong with them at first glance. A fast explanation of why the exhibits are crap followed by the old list as a "misc" list would be a better page.

I'll put a draft of the proposed "Is it Crap" upgrade below here. What do you think of this proposal/draft?

Please place comments below this line instead of below the draft for readability. Thanks! --3tails 14:00, 26 September 2016 (EDT)

Draft: Is It Crap?

You are probably here because someone put {{crap}} on your article and you are wondering why. "When is it crap?" explains the most common reasons articles go missing or are tagged as crap.

This page is meant as an overview with less TL;DR than ED101 but more detail than just looking at our Bad Article Exhibits without commentary. For further details on the finer points of editing articles, see ED:101.

It's a Shitty Attack Article

We get it- you hate that twat. Whatever they did, you're pissed now and are making an ED article about them because That will totally show them who's boss. Pages like this are known as Shitty Attack Articles.

The golden rule is simple: Proof or GTFO.

Saying they do something is boring. Showing them doing something is hilarious!

To not be a Shitty Attack Article your page needs to have actual drama and screencaps of moments of them being an asshat. Just saying insults about them is not enough. If you feel like you have to reach for examples or the examples are weak, then it's most likely not good enough.

What does NOT count as drama by itself:

  • They fap to animals/furries. (So they're furry? Lame and boring.)
  • They don't like having their art stolen. (Too common and therefore boring)
  • They are Gay! (Nobody cares. This isn't amusing to anyone over age 12.)
  • They are a slut. (You now sound like a jealous virgin.)
  • They're underage. (We don't care about your classmates. GTFO.)
  • They're broke and pandering for money. (Who isn't broke these days?)
  • You hate them. (So what? Get a life.)

Examples of what counts as drama:

  • They have publicly aired a messy breakup and are whining to all the world in ten page rants. (Mine out the best parts for lulz.)
  • They wrote long guides on how to fuck your dog. (Screencap proof or this doesn't count.)
  • They have a criminal record. (Again, give proof or this doesn't count.)
  • They are writing shitty attack articles about that guy that pissed them off (Ironic, no?)

It's a Bad Article or reads like Uncyclopedia

We are not Uncyclopedia. We don't care how kooky or whimsical you think you are being, complete dribble with no basis on reality is likely to be rejected as a bad Article. That said, just shouting cuss words and saying nigger gay nigger jew over and over again isn't funny, either. There is a balance in humor here. If it doesn't fit the sense of humor seen on this site it probably won't fly.

How to learn the balance of humor we use here? Lurk Moar and look at Featued Articles until you have a feel for things. Not sure if you have it down yet? Lurk Moar. Lurking is always the right answer.

It Has No Internet Relevance

This means that unless there was a backlash or some drama involved that can be observed from the, anything from the real world does not matter.

For example, the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond, although disliked by some people, has not caused much in the way of observable drama. Because of this there shouldn't be a page on Everybody Loves Raymond. Charlie Sheen, however, is a huge drama whore who makes an ass of himself on the internet when he's not making an ass out of himself in the real world. Charlie Sheen can have his own page here because he is dramatic, interesting, and amusing all of which can be observable from the internet in sufficient amounts to prove it's not just a handful of people whining.

It's a Crappy Stub

If it's under 100 words it's likely to be removed. Period. We need something to read, here! If there's no images related on top of it being super short it's definitely going to be deleted or redirected. If you can't be bothered to actually write something of interest and pretty it up with at least one image, we can't be bothered to keep it here. Please see Exhibit B for an example.

It's Yet Another Furry/DeviantArt Article

Just because they're a furry, weeaboo, DeviantArtlet, or on Tumblr doesn't automatically make them lulzy. We have so many articles on people these days that they're all starting to look the same. If nothing stands out, then the page probably won't last. See Arman "red Axl" Dill as an example.

If you are writing things down that aren't unique or even really worthy of writing about because ALL OF THEM are like that, then you shouldn't make an article about that one because there's nothing lulzworthy going on. We need the very special snowflakes here, not the regular special snowflakes.

Common Furry Traits:

  • Gay/Bi/Slut
  • Faps to furries/cubs/animals
  • Dead broke
  • Lives with parents

Common Tumblr Traits:

  • Feminist/Alternate gender (Unless really, really loud about it. Ex: Biting Beaver)
  • Politically correct couch activist
  • Hipster/Nerd/Ect
  • "Girl", possibly with GOTIS

Common Deviantart/Furaffinity Traits:

  • Traces/steals art
  • Whines about art tracing/theft
  • Has White Knights and a fan circlejerk
  • Sucks at art
  • Most likely broke and living with parents

Other Reasons

  1. You are unfunny (and have the template on your userpage to prove it), therefore anything you write is automatically crap.
  2. The Good Joke:Word Count Ratio is 1:500 or worse.
  3. Your article is a stub and has no chance at becoming a good article without a complete rewrite.
  4. You wrote a People article about some retard in your fucking High School, or some other highly personalized shit nobody cares about.
  5. Your article is a vanity page or failed attempt to shamelessly self promote yourself on ED.
  6. You neglected to include the links showing how your article is connected to drama on the Internets.
  7. You forgot to include an approved category, in which case {{crap}} is the default category added by the Admins.
  8. AND last of all if your reason is just simply not on this list, I suggest you go fuck yourself until further notice.

Response to that clusterfuck above

What's the point of a big comprehensive list telling people what not to write. Uberfukken 15:10, 26 September 2016 (EDT)

Also don't we already have that? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:32, 26 September 2016 (EDT)
I already addressed this earlier before posting the draft: we don't actually have a decent page on what is crap. What we have is either TL;DR on how to edit, a short list, or has zero explanation (ex: Exhibit pages).
Why do we need this? Because it's info that already is in the rules but not quickly and clearly stated where people can find it. Implied isn't enough sometimes. I did put thought into this and did look at the actual pages before posting. --3tails 16:37, 26 September 2016 (EDT)
I think you should just add the deviantart section of that into When is it crap? as that particular trend does need addressing if you take one glance at new pages or needed/proposed, otherwise it looks like it's redundant from the first few glances as per above. I am not against a revisal or checking of the help/policy pages and the like as part of some likely duly needed maintenance, however we should not rush in to create bits that are already there if they can just be re-written/added into other help/policy sections. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:41, 26 September 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, some updating and revising would benefit many of the listed editing help/rules pages, really. This wiki and the trends of things people keep posting here have shifted as time goes by. People seem to forget the fact that we're not a revenge board and not Hitler's Uncyclopedia. Occasional revisions to rules and help pages make sure everything is still useful and is healthy for the wiki.
Having clear links to the editing rules on the main page (probably below the bad new articles section) also is wise. Also if there's a better spot to stick the info from the draft, I'm all ears. This is a wiki and info should be able to shift to wherever it makes the most sense for it to be. --3tails 16:42, 26 September 2016 (EDT)

>claims all policy pages/help guides are tl;dr

>writes a tl;dr post on how the help guides should be "improved"

>ED already has everything that was suggested, but not in clusterfuck form

>fails to realize that nobody cares

Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 18:36, 26 September 2016 (EDT)

There are several types of people who write shitty articles, and none of them are the type who would actually take the time to read a tl;dr guide on how to write non-shitty articles. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 18:45, 26 September 2016 (EDT)
I'd be shocked if anyone actually read the guidelines we already have. —  VX  21:29, 28 September 2016 (EDT)

This already existed at one point... until some clusterfuck named "Schnookums" decided to remove it...


--DemonGod 18:11, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

Hello Onideus -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 18:54, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
What's that, Hillary? --DemonGod 19:10, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • How's the "n00 and 1mpr0v3d ED" coming along there, Sad Fatter? Or are you too busy shitting diapers and dishing out empty threats on the internet? Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 20:46, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
You sound REALLY upset. Is there something stuck up your ass perchance? --DemonGod 20:50, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • Not really, because being upset requires taking you seriously, and it's pretty hard to take a joke seriously. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 21:13, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
The fact that Onideus approves of and even wrote his own "Bad Articles for Dummies" guide is reason enough to not only ignore the requested update but also to purge the article out of existence. Uberfukken 21:50, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • If it's written by Onidifag, throw it in the garbage bag. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 13:48, 8 October 2016 (EDT)

Mailing List

has been reinstated. See more at ED:LIST. Nothing but the most bleeding edge tech for ED. —  VX  18:20, 29 September 2016 (EDT)

is on hiatus, seeing as the FUCKING DISTRIBUTION LISTS, in their infinite wisdom, did not include the GOD DAMN SIGNATURE, which just so happened to include the MOTHERFUCKING OPT OUT INSTRUCTIONS. That is all. —  VX  20:33, 1 October 2016 (EDT)


This God bless our next. Mike the Great (talk) 09:27, 1 October 2016 (EDT)

Edit: If anbydoy hears from Hipcrime HMU. Mike the Great (talk) 09:28, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
What happened Stephen? When did you turn into such a fucking faggot? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:14, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
He was always a faggot. Catholic, AND a leftist shill? Just can't win with that guy. —  VX  20:30, 1 October 2016 (EDT)
I liked him a lot better when he was pretending to not be a faggot. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:15, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

United states of ED - October 2016 edition

From this moment forward, all (and i'm dead fucking serious - ALL) ideas and implementations for new services will require my AND zaiger's approval. Do not attempt to -Launch -Create -Modify

fucking anything related to the way ED and current ED services run (except IRC). We nearly got banned from our hosting provider because VX fucked up immensely. Violation of this rule will get you permabanned from ED and EDF with hard-delete on all your forum content.

Have a nice day  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 08:34, 2 October 2016 (EDT)

Some examples would be nice. Like is creating a new portal included in this? I assume templates are not? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:57, 2 October 2016 (EDT)
Likeicare should stop doing anything wiki related, as we will be upgrading in a couple of weeks.  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 09:02, 2 October 2016 (EDT)
The wiki will never be upgraded stop lying. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 05:22, 3 October 2016 (EDT)


Can someone fix this please? Check the edit history for notes. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:14, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

fixed. Uberfukken 21:47, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Good job -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 22:13, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
No congratulations necessary, just send money. Uberfukken 22:23, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • You'll still have to add <center> tags to each video in the list, otherwise only the first and last video will show, for some reason. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 23:03, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Videoframe only works now when it's placed inside of a frame template. I spent an hour trying to fix it with no luck. Still want my money. Uberfukken 00:27, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
This is gay as fuck. I blame Schnookums. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 02:45, 4 October 2016 (EDT)

Feels Good Man/Pepe

As I posted on its talk page, what do you guys think about moving Feels good man to Pepe? The title already is against our page name guidelines due to the non-capitalization of every word, and I think Pepe more accurately describes the memeS that Pepe belong to than one old meme. Opinions? --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 10:37, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

Pepe Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:41, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Pepe. Redirect the original name to Pepe. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:14, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • "Feels bad man" and "Feels good man" might as well be combined into the same article. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 12:26, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Do it. We'll get better SEO thanks to the media stuff on Pepe anyway. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 12:49, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
  • Done. The new page is located here. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 13:15, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Good idea! Can we track down every rare pepe? Can we get all 151 and take on the elite 4? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 15:27, 3 October 2016 (EDT)
Just fix it, smartass. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:28, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

Feels good man is fixed now. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 17:10, 3 October 2016 (EDT)

Damn, thank you. No shade there I am sincerely appreciative. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png

VX Privilege revocation

I have revoked all of VXs user privileges on wiki, until I have a srs talk with zaiger. You can see moar details on EDF. DO NOT, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, restore any of his privileges  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 00:56, 4 October 2016 (EDT)

Mad meter
[██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████--] Mike the Great (talk) 18:13, 4 October 2016 (EDT)
I-agree.png --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:32, 4 October 2016 (EDT)

VX Nixon.png

Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 22:34, 4 October 2016 (EDT)

So did I. Where's my fucking shop? Mike the Great (talk) 03:00, 5 October 2016 (EDT)

Sibin <3 -Boudica 01:57, 12 October 2016 (EDT) (EDT)

The final (backup) solution

We're gonna start using Mybits - http://mybits.online as our new backup provider. It's a company started by my friend, so it's gonna costs us exactly $0. We do have to place his banner somewhere on the sidebar... So which one of you inbreds can do that? Or do I have to edit the sidebar.php myself?  SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 12:31, 6 October 2016 (EDT)

That would probably be faster. Also you already have the ad you want to use. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:17, 6 October 2016 (EDT)
Care meter
[███--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------] Mike the Great (talk) 18:04, 6 October 2016 (EDT)

He has returned, we are saved

Our glorious lord and master, deliverer of tainted semen and purveyor of purest GRIDS, Hipcrime is ok, safe, and will be around soon. Mike the Great (talk) 17:54, 8 October 2016 (EDT)

  • Hip-hip-hip hooray hipcrime! Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 14:01, 8 October 2016 (EDT)
  • And thus, the dark days of ED hath passed following the defeat of the malevolent Emperor VX. A small ray of hope saves and guides us all to triumph and happiness! Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 14:13, 8 October 2016 (EDT)
yay!--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 16:51, 13 October 2016 (EDT)
Indeed. Shame he's being a huge cunt. It shouldn't take a week to find a laptop charger to talk to friends, but he has definitely hit that mark. Can we have his privs stripped, too? Mike the Great (talk) 18:15, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
how would he get laid then? :< 𝕲𝖆𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘 20:23, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, Mike, he has to spend time on his knees in order to obtain that charger, so don't you try to drag him down to your level of failure. What kinda friend are you? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  21:40, 14 October 2016 (EDT)
I texted him. U'r literally nail on the head. Mike the Great (talk) 07:51, 16 October 2016 (EDT)
Called it. Tell him ratman says what's up. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:32, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

He's getting his stuff in line. If anybody wants his skype, he told me 2 give it to you. PM me. Also he asked for more nudes, specifically from Vermin. Mike the Great (talk) 17:55, 16 October 2016 (EDT)

Image Server Seems To Have Crashed

Crash, crash, crash... what did it know about Hillary?! ಠ_ಠ --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:56, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

We're waiting on Sibin to have a look. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 06:10, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Coincidentally it happened shortly after VX's crat privs were reinstated. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  08:26, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
VX dindu nuffin! VX is a good boi!!111 — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 11:25, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
I smell another demotion coming ••General Niggerson Page me. 11:40, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
I'll hand it out... and I'll break a lot more before I'm done. —  VX  19:54, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Shh, there he is... Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  20:16, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

sibin fixed it Schnookums Icon3.png reply 17:48, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

That's not a demotion you're smelling, it's just me. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  17:53, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

Some E-Mail Addresses Aren't Working

For account creation confirmations. I know "mail.com" accounts don't work for some reason, not sure if that's what this guy in particular is using (yet). I'll have to wait for him to reply back...

Some Emails Not Working.png

Also it might be good to have a support e-mail button somewhere on the site, cause people keep going on the random ED FaceBook pages looking for help.

--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:42, 19 October 2016 (EDT)

what is his ED username? Schnookums Icon3.png reply 20:45, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Don't know yet, still waiting for him to get back to me. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:53, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
His username is "tehbuttsecks" apparently. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:48, 19 October 2016 (EDT)
Confirmed manually. —  VX  00:22, 20 October 2016 (EDT)
Also, check your spam folder. Awesome.png —  VX  00:23, 20 October 2016 (EDT)
VX did ED. Mike the Great (talk) 04:32, 20 October 2016 (EDT)

He still can't edit anything. I guess he tried to change his e-mail address but it's not sending the e-mail to his new address. He said he checked his spam folder too, so I'm guessing he's using a mail.com account or one of the other ones that's auto-blocked. My guess is maybe some of the e-mail providers are auto-deleting the messages without even bothering to go into a person's spam folder... maybe. Anyway, he still can't get in, so I'm not sure what to tell him. Is this something that can be fixed? --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:24, 22 October 2016 (EDT)

i created a new account use tried the 'email this user' option and both emails went through Schnookums Icon3.png reply 20:51, 22 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah I just tried too using a Yandex account (which he said he tried too but it didn't work). The only thing I can think of is maybe he needs to clear his cache file or cookies or soemthing first, like maybe when he tried confirming it, it just goes back to whatever e-mail he tried first (I'm presuming a mail.com account). Well, anyway, I gave him the login to the account I just made so he can just use that if all else fails. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:15, 22 October 2016 (EDT)

Thanks for having a look. If anyone else needs assistance lmk you can drop me a PM on the forums Schnookums Icon3.png reply 22:10, 22 October 2016 (EDT)

A crazy white woman is threatening to "puruse further actions"

Have been in contact with some people here and have been told that publishing someones name without there permission is illegal and their are actions that can and will be taken if my name is not removed from all of the pages where you are stated as an editor. You have 24 hours to remove the articles and/or my full name from them before I puruse further actions, this includes the images of the quotes that are on the ED page. If after this period my name is attached to any of your articles/edits you will be held accountable.


—A crazy white woman

I wasn't aware that including someone's name in an article and linking to their Facebook was "illegal". Wat do? — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 11:32, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

Tell her to pursue traffic on the nearest freeway. Seeing as she's crazy, she just might do it. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:39, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Do not plaster their name on the article even more. That's the last thing. Especially writing it in the title is literally the worst thing you could ever do. Imagine if she googled her name, and the first thing that came up was ED? Do not do this. Do make sure that images do not contain her name; writing it in the description is bad and should be avoided at all cost. Likewise with the alt function on images. Having her name there would be criminal. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:03, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
What article is she mad about? This egregious breach of ED's ethics must be investigated. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 16:14, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
She's mad that the Colby James article and several of its subpages include her name. She's one of the girls that Colby stated he wanted to rape and murder. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 16:31, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Ah, then she must be the one who made these edits the other day trying to change someone's name. I should go back and ban her for vandalism. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 17:43, 24 October 2016 (EDT)
Lol, she didnt specify what article ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:01, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

Her notice has been moved to the front page so that all will have a chance to see it and make sure her request is fulfilled. VERMIN  Vermin-rat.jpg  23:03, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

This is apparently a semi-recent trend amongst SJWs, where they claim that just saying a person's name is a form of attack/violence/murder/etc. It mostly got started with transgender nutballs as a thinly veiled excuse to try and force people into using their made-up crazy name and has since spread further...

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The inmates really are running the asylum these days I'm afraid. ಠ_ಠ --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:12, 24 October 2016 (EDT)

Do you all think that any of the other Krista Dawsons in New Zealand would give me permission to post the name "Krista Dawson" here on ED? Krista Dawson doesn't seem like that rare of a name, I'm sure I could probably find at least one Krista Dawson who would grant me the right to type the name "Krista Dawson" on the internets. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 16:49, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
Some Krista Dawsons.jpg
The 2 on the top, not the one on the bottom, right? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:01, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
OMG LYK THE BOTTOM ONE IS HER!!111 OMG!!111 U NEED 2 DELETE HER PHOTO SO WE DON'T GET SUED OMGWTFBBQ!!111oneoneone — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:07, 25 October 2016 (EDT)
OH SHIT. How sad is it to be the ugliest Krista Dawson? She looks Archive today-ico.png flat. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:36, 26 October 2016 (EDT)


It looks like Cobalt took a break from his unused image sorting to find us internet gold.

This article is front page material imo. It's about a 17-year-old girl from New Zealand who meets socially awkward, beta virgins in online games, and then baits them into making fan signs for her. She then coaxes then into doing sexually humiliating acts for her on cam, such as sticking things up their rectums, and then tries her hardest to get them to kill themselves for her "in the name of love." Seeing as they're weaker, inexperienced men, she often succeeds.

I'll add more to it later when I can, but anyone who can find more information and add to this article is encouraged to do so. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  08:23, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

Looks interesting. Investigating her now, I'll see if I can build the page up a bit. --Morris 11:06, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
@Morris Good find on the Stewart section. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  15:29, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

Trending Articles

Expand the list of trending articles (on the main page) from 10 to 20 or 25? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 09:53, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

Why? Nobody uses it, and if they did, it'd just turn into a perpetual cycle of front page circlejerkery. If you want to see them, personally, just go here Mike the Great (talk) 19:19, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
You might not use it, but I find it useful. It's a big help when the AotN needs to be set. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 15:55, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
If viewers used it frequently, it would never change, because it's generated based on view count. Not adding 15 links to the front page isn't going to hinder editor use, either. There's simply no reason whatsoever to change it. Mike the Great (talk) 20:34, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
Also for the record, that's just my opinion. You should probably do whatever you feel like as one of like 3 people who edit regularly. Mike the Great (talk) 03:18, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

It's handy to see if a 3rd party source has linked to or mentioned an ED article, because when they do it'll cause that article's page count to spike. Not so sure that's really useful for everyone in general though. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 08:51, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

"Click 'add' to close window"

Just WTF is going on with this ad that appears in a new window and holds your computer hostage, with a looped robot voice demanding that you download something, and you can't even fucking close down the browser? I take it that this is a legit ad, but it's like being held at gunpoint, and the only way to kill it is to physically turn your machine off at the switch. Worse still, if you try to restore session when you restart, the ad reappears and does it all over again! If this is some paying advertiser, may I be the first to say 'give them a refund and tell them to fuck right off'? Sidecar 19:45, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

  • AdBlock is the only solution. Get it nao! Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 22:16, 27 October 2016 (EDT)

Smugglypuff For AotN

Just finished this up (mostly), but I'm wondering if it should replace/bump Wage Gap for the 29th/30th or whether we should wait for the story to stew/spread a bit... or is it better to churn out mainstream media related articles as quickly as possible? The article already racked up 500 hits just as I was making it. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 11:42, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

It's your AOTN. Mike the Great (talk) 16:00, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, but which is better? Should it be featured sooner or later? If it's later I'll have more time to add in and make some gallery images and so forth, as well as do some more research on their past/Internet history... but on the flip side it might be less relevant in a week or two. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:16, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Smuggly probably won't be relevant for as long as the "wage gap" will. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 12:12, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
So probably better to swap them then. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:16, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

Okay, I swapped them. Prioritizing relevancy over content expansion. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:31, 28 October 2016 (EDT)

I think you made the right choice to feature Smugglypuff first. And might I add, what excellent research and writing went into that one. I was actually about to propose the same idea for PoisonIvyLul, seeing as she's already netted 3,500 page views, or at least get her featured in the next open spot. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  15:06, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Probably best to stick that in the spot that Wage Gap is in now and then bump Wage Gap to the next spot. Wage Gap I think pretty well works any time as an AotN. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:23, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
Done. Wowee, moving things around is confusing! Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  15:49, 28 October 2016 (EDT)
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