The Rance series is a series of games by the weeaboo company Alicesoft that decided to make games based on the following mathematical formula:
And so, based on this obviously infallible logic, a series of games that parody the shit out of every JRPG known to man was born in 1989, and they revolve around the adventures of Rance, an awesome motherfucker whose favorite hobbies are fucking, eating, sleeping, and shell collecting, in that order. He also happens to be a damn good swordsman with a talking magical sword as horny as he is, and together with some pink haired slave girl named Sill, he gets dragged into adventures where he saves the land, but not before fucking everything with a legal aged cunt first.
Note: First, his name is RANCE, not a fucked up translation of Lance. Second, Alicesoft knew such an awesome motherfucker was too cool for the moralfag Americunts, hence why none of the games are sold or released in America, not to mention they even blocked their website from foreign IPs to hoard the awesome for themselves like it was jewgold or some shit.
First, here's a list of games in the series:
- Rance (fan translated to English, looks like shit but plays fine even on 64-bit Windows computers, now freeware)
- Rance II (had a remake that was fan translated to English, works fine on Windows computers with Applocale)
- Rance III (fan translated to English, looks like shit with shitty glitches but plays fine even on 64-bit Windows, now freeware)
- Rance IV (fan translated to English, looks like shit with shitty glitches but plays fine even on 64-bit Windows, now freeware)
- Rance 4.1 (16-bit game, run in in a virtual machine on 32-bit Windows or in Wine on Linux)
- Rance 4.2 (16-bit game, run in in a virtual machine on 32-bit Windows or in Wine on Linux)
- Kichikuou Rance (fan translated to English, looks like shit with shitty glitches but plays fine even on 64-bit Windows)
- Rance 5D
- Rance VI
- Sengoku Rance - Fan translated into English, needs Applocale or JP unicode turned on so the text doesn't look like shit)
- Rance Quest
- Rance Quest Magnum
Rance - Our hero. Has a magical talking sword named Chaos, his comically oversized "hyper weapon" a mouth of shark teeth, and whose ultimate goal is to shove his cock into the twat of every legal aged bitch in the world. And, when he's bored, he kills demons, leads armies, takes over countries, and has a shell collection.
NOTE: FUCKING HATES the idea of sex with lolis, and would most likely ruin Pedobear's shit in some epically lulzy way.
Sill Plain - Pink haired slave girl who used to be the bitch of fucking assholes, until Rance killed them and freed her from some magic that made her their bitch, but he then decided to make her his bitch.
Amazingly enough, unlike most other idiotic cunts, she was perfectly happy being put in her rightful place, and not only does she provide a free twat for Rance to fuck, she can also use a little magic and helps Rance ruin the shit of anything that looks at him funny.
During the Great Pedocide of April 2012, all the Rance series pages were purged, which caused fans of their rapist hero many delicious tears and angry butthurt when TV Tropes decided to kill them off.
A Wayback Machine version of the deleted Rance series page can be found here:
Rance, in the process of teaching some snooty bitch her place.
- All The Tropes Trope page
- A blog that follows translations of this game series
- Download of the first Rance game, English prepatched
- Rance 2 download here
- Download of the third Rance Game, English prepatched
- Sengoku Rance download here
- English patched demo of Rance Quest download
- Wiki on the games made by Alicesoft
- Main page of the Rance creators, Japanese only and blocked to non JP IPs, so use a proxy
- No shit, this is the music Rance rapes women to....
- ...which is a remix of the East Germany anthem. Srsly.
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