From Encyclopedia Dramatica
It is a known fact that 4Chan and Anon have never and will never learn from past mistakes and so history will always repeat itself. A prime example of this would be Tabitha Marie Bryns Ridiman, aka Tabby - an attractive 15 year old girl from the Bluegrass region in Kentucky that enjoys taking pictures of herself and annoying the fuck out of you.
Tabby's major video "i gotta ferret" came out in late July 09. It didn't receive any large amounts of attention whatsoever until September when her video washed up on the shores of /b/ in the form a of a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE" thread. Once again, newfags were stunned by her hawtness and proceeded on to make a fuckload of Tabby "queen" threads.
As of yet, no massive newfag-induced shitstorm has occurred as many predicted. Probably because they still remember what happened last time. But nonetheless, all that has truly happened is some hyperactive brunette has been replaced by some blonde hillbilly.
Her reaction to angry /b/tards
NEW VIDEO! January 2010
January 4th, 2010 - Tabby's back in a formulaic new video that will surely please many gentlemen. It was then later removed for violating terms of service, LOL.
Attention Whoring: A Family Affair
Tabby's mom seems to have started this online exhibitionist trend in the family. A detailed blog has shed some light on /b/'s new queen.
That's right, you fucking pedo. She's only 15 according to her mom over 12 and you're good to go!
ATTENTION: NEW YOUTUBE ACCOUNT
This is legit...
The former Queen of 4chan is back!!
Rumors of Tabby being knocked up are still unconfirmed, according to this recording of her mother Kas, warning Jacob Nicholson who is a friend of Tony to not show up at her home or face the van and statutory rape charges lulz! Yup, in Kentucky they start em young, from JB camwhores to mothers before they can legally drive. All we can hope for now is an ultra random video of the abortion with lipsync video of some awful unfunny song.
Tony speaks about the drama
A butt-hurt anon called Tony to confirm that he was the one who hacked Tabby. Tony confirmed that he hacked her and that he deleted everything. This all happened because Tabby was going to kill his unborn child for the lulz, Tony wanted to stop her. Tony had to GTFO of town to avoid the van picking his faggot ass up for knocking up the redneck queen tabby and for being such a massive faggot.
Tony got himself a lawl suit
Tony is now going to court in a lawlsuit relating to "death-threats" he made towards the redneck queen IRL on June 2nd. Tony claims he never made any such threats and that Tabby is simply trying to frame him because he knocked her up. Tony missed his first court date. If he misses the second a warrant is to be served for his arrest and hopefully he'll be pwned by the van.
she's like 19 now and that's totally her right there. picture seems recent but according to her "official" site she's on some family cruise or something with no internet or gardens since the 16 of august (2013). also she's covered in tattoos rednecky enough to combat hannah montana's dream catcher. that's totally her.
From the whorses mouth
Origin of the Ferret
—Kas Ridiman, with some wicked foreshadowing
—Kas Ridiman, aka Nostradamus
—Mama Kas, introducing her to 4chan instead
Wait... inner city? In Kentucky?
There would have been THREE of her?
—Kas Ridiman, in 2007 - DO THE MATH
Wait, you're saying it was actually lupus?
Fuck morality... get fapping homo!
|Ta/b/||About missing Pics|
- Boxxy - Possible future?
- Egg Girl
- EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN
- Gb2 Kitchen
- Mickyy Moo
- MissHannahMinx - Another possible future?
- Pregnant Loli
Tabby's myspace account fap away gentlemen.Fake Tabby's Real MyspaceBALEETED BALEETED Her main account. Was hacked by anonymous and suspended Her Twitter accountOld Her Real TwitterBALEETED
- Blogspot Invite only
- Random Photobucket 'For Anon'
- Her Cousin's Myspace
Her Real FormspringBALEETED
- Her Official Website
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