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Current Status

Site's back up, but it's hosted on or some shit. I can't tell and haven't looked for much information yet. I know the strikethrough looks shitty on the status, but I'll update it later once I find more out, unless somebody less lazy beats me to it, also Mike the Great 20:26, 20 January 2012 (CET)

Now this whole page is incredibly outdated. r3x isn't sysadmin anymore, I doubt the other mods are around, and most of the boards are totally gone. If anybody has any information at all, if you'd drop it on the talk page I'd be happy to incorporate it into the article. Mike the Græt (Talk) 04:06, 24 January 2012 (CET)
r3x is gone, far as I'm aware. 888chan is currently run by the folks @ Tsukihi/Helldive. The site is currently in a state of "under construction". /xenu/ is there as a joke/ban trap or something. --KrouseMD 15:23, 5 February 2012 (EST)

FailChan Is Fail

Following Schnookums attempts to raise a personal army I decided to and pay these fine, upstanding, young Interwebs womenz a visit and, well...DISAPPOINT!

They lasted all of about SIX MINUTES before they suddenly felt the uncontrollable, insatiable *NEED* to break on out the ban hammer in a fury of indignant frustration to try and make dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter go away and leave them alone. LOL

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:48, 12 July 2013 (EDT)

No, we ban for faggotry and self-posturing due to you spreading misinformation. --NekoArc 23:11, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
The thread is still ongoing by the by, here's a link:
Apparently they're trying to claim I "bought" my way into ED. LOLWUT I only made like TWO donations to ED and both were less than a thousand dollars. That's hardly buying your way into anything, aside from maybe a cheap hooker on the sunset strip. It's not about restoration or uploads either, cause I was doing that WAAAAY before I was ever a mod. No, I was made a mod simply because I don't take anything seriously online...least of all myself. As such I can't get upset, angry, biased or clouded with emotional insecurities even in the slightest. I also only believe in readily banning spam artists, which generally makes me the most lenient mod on the site. Even people who try and blank articles I often give second chances or try and talk them out of it before ever even considering the ban hammer. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:16, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Man you clearly take the internet seriously and your thread on 888chan and your post on 888chan's talkpage (read: FailChan is Fail) makes it pretty fucking obvious that you give so many shits that they're raining down from the sky. --VladimirLenin 23:19, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
To quote, "As such I can't get upset, angry, biased or clouded with emotional insecurities even in the slightest.", but yet you name filenames suc as Personal Gay Army Request To Take Down ED.png‎, which bleeds **heavy** bias, and then crying about being banned because in your mind, you think people from there are going to try to take down ED when in reality that hasn't happened. For an example, anyways. --NekoArc 23:22, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
It's very you confuse blatant trolling tactics with emotional response. LOL You ~do~ know I'm working on an article for Schnookums...right? Don't worry, you're going to make a ~lovely~ addition to it. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:26, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
ED is not your personal army you raging kiddie fiddler sperglord. --VladimirLenin 23:28, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Since when did I ever need an "army" to send anyone into a frothing, rage fit? LOL If it was going to be a "blatant attack article" against Schnookums you might have some means of an argument, but that's not what it's about it...hence these fun little games were playing...basically I'm using 888Chan and its regs in order to create lulz worthy content. So, in effect, I guess you could say that 88Chan is effectively my "personal army"...not by choice, mind you, but that ~is~ one of the basic tenets of trolling. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:36, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Except that we're laughing at you and we had a really good one when you whined with uploading a screenshot of you getting banned. You're the one making yourself look like a fool from your "trolling". --NekoArc 23:43, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
I am *VERY* fascinated by your little *NEED* to try and convince me of this. Please, tell me MOAR about how much you're all "laughing at me" and how much ~fun~ you're having! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:45, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
A further explanation would be wasted on someone that has a big of an ego as you it seems. --NekoArc 23:47, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Well you don't need to be all indignant and pissy about it! Sheesh! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:49, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
So you're backtracking to say that you were now trolling, either of which is a response that requires emotions, which is evident by your "LOL" and posturing afterwards. --NekoArc 23:33, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Oh there ~is~ emotion involved, I never claimed to be an unfeeling, sociopathic Vulcan. However the emotions involved revolve entirely around creating ENTERTAINMENT, DRAMA and LULZ. It's *very* enjoyable...well, for me...maybe not for you I guess. *shrugs* Can't please everyone! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:36, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Please, enlighten me on how you were creating dramuhs not directed at YOU? --VladimirLenin 23:39, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
Why do I need to keep posting this? Are you just really fucking slow or something? LOL Oh, but it ~is~ all about me you know, I mean, I ~am~ an overly arrogant, aggrandizing, egotistical bastard of the highest order. *nods*
PS - How's your "trolling of ED" coming along, by the by? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:43, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
I will thank you to stop looping the rest of ED into your faggerydoo dramafest. once again, ED is not your personal army. --VladimirLenin 23:54, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL, I am curious, what motivation exactly do you think would entice ANYONE on ED to act as my "personal army" in *ANY* way whatsoever? I you even see ANYONE in this thread coming to my defense or circle jerking my replies in ANY way? you don't...and quite frankly if anyone did I would probably VERBALLY ATTACK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM! This is *MY* fun, and *MY* troll, the rest of ED has nothing to do with it even in the slightest (nor do the vast majority even give two shits one way or the other)...we're not 888Chan after all, we don't really do that "reach around" circle jerking maneuver that you kids love so much. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:59, 12 July 2013 (EDT)
I do not know any ways how to nicely convinced you and the other side to stop this life draining drama, but just stop this please. It filling up the RC. LIATBuster30011 00:09, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
The RC gets "filled up" all the every time I do a massive image flood. Would you like that? Would you like a massive image flood instead? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:13, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
I love the massive image flood, Sysop Onideus. It would greatly help the POTN. What I dislike is when the drama make some people despise you. LIATBuster30011 00:26, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
It's generally important that the majority of people despise me. It's like a kind of test, to see whether you can look past the character form and whether or not you truly don't take anything online seriously. Those who treat the Internet as "serious business" will very often be completely enraged by a lot of what I do online, while only those few who truly see the Internet for what it is will actually enjoy my work. If there's one thing I cannot stand it's sheeple level, unthinking popularity and mediocre mass appeal. Essentially, I work very hard to ensure that the general uneducated, lesser masses will *NOT* like me and will stay the fuck away from me. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:34, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Alright, what the shit is going on now?!

ED mods have MAGICAL POWERS?! NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! Did I miss a meeting or something? Seriously, I had no idea that we got super special seekrat POWERS just by becoming an ED sysop! Your GOD, I can ~see~ why these 888Channers are so ~jealous~ now, I mean...the POWER we apparently sounds just AMAZING! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:16, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Mmmm, it should also be noted that, that particular 888Chan mentality is effectively what KILLED the original version of ED. Basically they cared more about user names and imagined "online rep" than they did about QUALITY and CONTRIBUTIONS. Which basically led to stagnant, boring, boiler plate uploads, editing and inbreeding.
The new ED is centered more on producing quality lulz and entertaining drama, whilst generally not giving a fuck where or who it's coming from. We're more refined in our perceptions, in that we really don't care what your interests long as you aren't a fuckin kooky ass SPAZ about them.
For example there's a HUUUUGE fuckin difference between someone who draws furry art cause they think it's cute and Disney like who generally doesn't take the community seriously on any level and treats it as an off the wall hobby...and someone who claims their furry interest is a "lifestyle", runs around attempting to inflict it upon others, using it as a means of victimization and treating it as the most ~serious~ business EVAR!
Of course, if you're a TWELVE YEAR OLD, your perception of quality lulz is a bit more simplified. For the "lesser class" like those on 888Chan, simply pointing at somebody and going, "HURR DURR FURRY YIFF YIFF!!1!" is about all the better it takes to keep them entertained. They don't make any particular distinction between truly kooky/entertaining in-group behavior and trolling/passing interests/hobbies/tourism/general curiosity.
To put it simply, most of them hate on what's "popular to hate", not because they actually find it funny for the most part, but simply because they take the Internet too seriously and are worried about being accused or associated with what's NOT popular in order to try and preserve their perceived "e-reputation" as it were. In most instances, that perception itself actually makes them KOOKIER than the supposed kooks they try and attack out of overcompensatory fear of rejection/ridicule. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:34, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
For example there's a HUUUUGE fuckin difference between someone who draws furry art cause they think it's cute and Disney like-
Stopped reading right there. Try to remember the FurAffinity and ED are two different sites. Zyklon 06:32, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Do you think someone should bitch slap this little girl with the fact that his circle jerk buddy Schnookums is openly furry? LOL Oh the irony! You know hypocrisy isn't just a fun big word to say slowly and feel yer fat ass lips jiggle either, Downs. Also, "stopped reading", LOL, as if you really had a choice. You're so poor you can't even pay attention fer fawk sakes! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 10:47, 13 July 2013 (EDT)


everyone is a faggot. Uberfukken 00:55, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

I could turn faggot for Alexis...or does that not count? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:45, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
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Moar 888Chan Fun!

Solid proof that no one on 888Chan is over the age of TWELVE...

Sorry guys, but once you turn 18...that's it, no more trolling for you! I LOL'd! :D

They're seeing "me" everywhere now...

Talk about buttmad AND paranoid! They think I'm still posting on their board and "spamming it with images". *snicker* They are a cute little board of tweenage muppet fucks...but really not all that bright. Oh, they also believe I invented a "perpetual motion machine". LOLWUT?! Apparently they've never heard of the Gates Effect! ^__^

That's all for now, but I'll post moar goodies as they come in. They're good for cheap weekend entertainment if nothing else. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 10:36, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Apparently someone is "flooding" them they mean their Pampers do you suppose?
Don't look at me...I ain't changing their Huggies! No one is paying me to be 888Chan's online babysitter! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 10:51, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Now someone is "raiding" them.
They're like Jesus! Fursecutions and imaginary attacks EVERYWHERE! LOL This is sort of like when a twelve year old gets on a computer where someone forgot to log out of their FB account and they immediately start jabbering on about how they "hacked" the person. *snicker* Apparently posting a SINGLE IMAGE and two sentences worth of text is what these kids today are calling a "raid". *epic face palm*
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 11:35, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Dear Onideus

You have been permanently banned on 888chan for being a) a shitlord babyfur, b) attempting to trollshield, c) being a really annoying fuck and forcing me to do my job, and d) because you're a massive faggot.

Do not come back, do not ever come back. I have no problems splattering you on the walls with my cast iron banhammer if I have to see your diapered ass again.

Have a good day you fat fuck. --CuddlyZebesian 06:11, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Your massive, enraged butthurt is duly noted. Would you like a lil Preparation H to help sooth your blistered ass a bit? Also, with as paranoid as you retards are it doesn't appear as if I'll have to "come back" any time soon, what with how you chromosomal deficients keeps accusing your own idiot users of being "me". LOL
PS - See, you're exactly the kind of person who should *NOT* ever be a moderator, because you're too easily riled up, act on emotion without the benefit of intellect, and ban out of butthurt and abuse of imagined power. Also, "your job"... LOL ...oh that's hilarious! So being a whiny little fuck on a tweeny bopper chan board, that's what passes as a "job" for you Generation Barney reject these days, is it?
PSS - I will ~never~ ban you, kiddo...but unlike you, I'm not an angry, pissy, indignant little girl whose all flustered and pissing her pretty pink princess training Pampers with angry snit bitching. Oh hey...why don't you stomp up and down and flail yer arms about a bit...just for added hilarity! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 10:43, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
You know, these chantards really like gloating about banhammers. Whether if be them banning you, or us banning them, the word "ban" seems to come up at high frequency.
You're all fucking faggots. Kill yourself. Uberfukken 11:53, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
I think the best way to look at is to read the word "ban" as "penis" and the word "hammer" as "masturbation"...which they're essentially metaphors for. It's like some guy who goes out and buys some gigantor, overly enormous monster of a truck. Basically they're overcompensating for a lack of testicular growth or simply because their balls haven't yet dropped. Running around banning everything that moves makes them feel important, superior, needed, as if they have some important purpose in life. For ~normal~ people of course it's just hilariousness, those of us who aren't short on self esteem, purpose and a meaningful real life don't see being a mod as anything overly important or consequential in the least bit. To us it's essentially nothing more than being handed a fuckin broom and being asked to help clean things up...there's nothing glorifying or powerful about it at all.
By the by, do note the spectacular irony of what this angry child is trying to pass off as "his job". He claims I created a thread that somehow breaks their silly little websites imaginary rules...and yet every last single regular has been actively posting, perpetuating and pumping that very thread with new posts since its initial inception. To the point where, said rule breaking thread, is permanently plastered across the very top of their little webbie board. LOL I'm sure the incredible irony is completely lost on then of course...probably sailed right on over their pointed little heads as they continue to act like angry toddlers in a therapy session. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:02, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Wielding a banhammer won't get you laid. Their argument is invalid. Uberfukken 12:10, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Tl;dr Onideus is so NOT MAD about getting called out after shitposting on 888chan that he's shitposting all over talkpages now. Hey Onideus why don't you take the next logical step in being lulzcow ED "staff" and show your giant veiny tits? I mean if you ain't even mad and you don't take the internet seriously as you so claim, why are you trying so hard to do all this damage control? --VladimirLenin 14:23, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Damage control? LOLWUT I always find it hilarious how people always tend to read the actions of others through their own personal self-reflective basis of comparison. It's like, for them, if THEY were in your position they would be ~totally~ freakin butt mad beyond belief...and so from that limited perspective they simply cannot imagine or even understand on any feasible or fathomable level how it can even be possible for you to be anything *BUT* what *THEY* would feel in your shoes. Really is a fascinating pattern of behavior. It's very similar to how most people tend to try and attack others with the things that *THEY* would find most bothersome, irritating and anger inducing...rather than really trying to understand their target and figuring out what ~they~ would find most distressing/attackful.
That's part of the reason why my trolling in general is so effective, because it works primarily by disrupting that pattern of behavior and using reflective attacks. Essentially my targets openly provide me with the best means of return targeting them. It's similar to a real world combat scenario in which you may have a gun, but the instant you fire it, you inadvertantly wind up giving away your position to the enemy. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:37, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Yeah Matthew, you're showing everyone how you don't care with those walls of text! --Rustler 17:07, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
That's kinda what he always does. Got you to respond, though. Uberfukken 17:10, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
I replied to his walls of text with a single sentence. Oh no, somebody better take me to the internet hospital, I fear I've been trolled! --Rustler 17:16, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL, thank you for you registering an account and showing up so that you could provide yourself as the perfect poster child for my entire point! :D
Obviously given YOUR typing ability (or lack thereof) and given YOUR lack of intellect, it would obviously take YOU a whole lotta time, effort and caring to produce similar "walls of text"...I on the other hand am *NOT YOU*, as such I can type at over 120 wpm and I couldn't think as slow as you do even if I banged my head into the wall six or eight times and drank a bottle of bleach to boot! What an elementary school flunkie like yourself considers a "wall of text", an advanced intellectual such as myself doesn't even see as a brief thought. Someone like really have no idea where you end and everyone else begins. You really are living in a self-deluded daze of dribbling idiocy, Downs. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:18, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Please, do enlighten me. Your words felt like cool rain on a hot summer day. No homo. --Rustler 17:21, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Is it true that all your natty gains are thanks to SS+GOMAD? --Rustler 17:28, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Your insatiable *NEED* to try and "get back" at me and to convince me that you're not bothered by my posts is very entertaining my little Hatter Addict. I mean you actually went out of your way to create an entire new ED account ~just~ so you could post whiny little snits about me? LOL I'm quite flattered...really! Especially given that I'm ~apparently~ "against the rules" on your backwards little website. What's the point of having those rules if you can't even follow them? First you retards ban me, then you can't fucking shut up about me and then you start dribbling on over here to create accounts to post replies to me. Hell, I'm so the fuck far up into yer lil head space that I could probably start sellin REAL ESTATE at this point! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:29, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Well Matthew, what exactly did you expect when you visited 888? I'm honestly curious. --Rustler 17:32, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
I expected exactly what I got...a group overly infested with tweenage muppet fucks who can dish it...but can't take it, who would instantly ban me at the slightest measure of ass blistering on the verbal battle field, who would then proceed to lick their wounds by essentially circle jerking fantasies about me behind my back, wrapped up in the protection and comforting safety of their ban hammers. Of course, that didn't really work out so well for ya since I was copying out all yer little reach arounds and replying to them ~here~...which in turn prompted you spazzy little buttmad furfags to start popping up on ED, desperately trying to do "damage control". LOL You really are performing EXACTLY as expected. *nods* Like I kids like to dish it...but you sure the fuck can't take it.
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:44, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
So you're saying you were expecting to be laughed at, mocked and banned, but you still posted there. That's...interesting. And by the way, how much does Walmart pay the hour? There's no such business in my homeland.--Rustler 17:48, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
So you're saying that you, personally, would be especially bothered and butt mad if random, faceless strangers were posting "words on a screen" about you on some no name, hit and run chan board that likely won't even be around by this time next year. That's...interesting (and quite pathetic).
I only worked at Wal-Mart for a few years, as an Inventory Control Specialist (I was hired largely for my incredible memorization and ability to track, analyze and calculate hundreds of variables simultaneously over the course of several months...and all in my head). By the time I stopped working there I was making around $17 an hour. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:58, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Wow Onideus, I didn't know you had such abilities. That's truly inspiring. --Rustler 18:03, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
It's not exactly some big secret, it's largely the reason why I've been able to upload thousands of images onto ED. I have one of the largest private archives of data on the planet with endless thousands of images contained within it committed to memory.
It's not an entirely unique trait though, there are actually quite a number of people who can do it. We used to have another admin on ED with equivalent abilities...although they rage quit one day due to the same babyfur faggot (Schnookums) who initially popped up on 888Chan looking for others to do his dirty work.
Mmmm, at Wal-Mart I also got full benefits, including medical, dental, stock matching, profit sharing, 401K plan, employee discount, paid vacations, the whole works. It really is a great place to work on the whole. Only Costco outmatches Wal-Mart as far as part-time employment benefits. Anywhere else and, well, yer basically screwed eight ways to last Thursday when it comes to part time (40 hours a week) employment. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:13, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
So with those abilities I'm sure you found an even better job now! By the way, how did that Geomagnetic Resonance Energy Generator work out?--Rustler 18:16, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually I got hit by a car at ~40 mph whilst walking in the crosswalk by some stupid tweenage muppet fuck, which caused massive nerve and muscle damage throughout my body. Early on, I had this general "He-Man attitude", believing that I didn't need proper pain medication and could just "work through" the pain. As such I got into a very nasty habit of clenching down on my jaw as hard as I could every time I got a pain spasm...that in turn completely fucked my jaw up which in turn causes endless horrific migraines, which effectively makes me unemployable beyond contract jobs with overly accommodating deadlines. That's also why I wear the blue glasses, they block out the glare from the light, meaning less migraines and, when I get one, the light doesn't make it even worse. Most people generally ASSume though that I wear them for style.
As far as the Geomagnetic Resonance Energy Generator, it basically gets its energy from the magnetic field produced by the planet's rotation. But the proposed design I have, even ~with~ the vacuum sealed, near frictionless, Mag-Lev style case housing only produces a ~very~ minimal amount of energy (since it requires part of the energy produced to get around the Gates Effect). Coupled with the fact that neodymium magnets only have a viable usage span of about ten to twenty years...yeah, it's not exactly "practical" in any sense of the word. It's mostly just a proof of concept to bitch slap the retards who think that it's some form of "perpetual energy device". It's not, it's an easily explainable scientific principle and one that, even when utilized to its maximum potential only offers incredibly minimal returns. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:33, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Getting a job could be quite difficult for you. Any employer is a Google search away of your diaperfur fetishes, your fursona and ties with the NAMBLA. See? That's why I keep my personal life away from the internet. --Rustler 18:42, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually, in my case anyway, it's had the complete OPPOSITE effect in general. I've gotten TONS of uber high level contract jobs over the years that I NEVER would have gotten if ~not~ for all my online activity. My list of clients includes a five time Emmy Award winning production company and even the fuckin WHITE HOUSE! And for general stuff I most often do what's called "outsourced outsourcing". Basically one company hires another company to make them something, who then in turn pawns off the job to yet ~another~ person (like me).
Most often for Flash crap, that's what's most popular these days. The outfit I usually work with actually has a Flash guy, but they often take on more jobs than they can handle, so they give their extras to me. That way I get to do the work, I get paid and the client, nor anyone else for the most part, is ever even aware of me on any perceivable level. I also occasionally do "ghost writing" for others as well, providing content and text materials for others to use as if they were the ones who created it. Again, I get monies whilst being able to avoid any outward attention at all.
And, to be perfectly blunt, I would never ~want~ to work for a company that took shit on the Internet so seriously that they would ever consider not hiring somebody based on "words on a screen"...quite frankly, that's just insanely idiotic. In fact there are entire trolling organizations that specifically seek out companies that do "online background checks" and what they do is get a list of all the people who work in the HR departments as well as all the higher ups in the company...and then they go around online posting AS THEM and painting them up in the most sordid of ways. So then if anyone ever does an "online background check" on ~them~ they'll pop right on up as like a hermaphroditic Nazi babyfur! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:10, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

--Desu exploitable.png Talk to me|Contribs 17:15, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

wait this is still going on... the fuck?

Autism chalkboard.jpg--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 19:05, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

Unfortunately I failed the autistic test myself:
Apparently I'm just some boring "neurotypical" with a slight case of OCD. I'm just not one of the "cool kids". --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:10, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

32kb later..

This is why we have forums ;) Uberfukken 20:23, 13 July 2013 (EDT)

32 KB later, you're still pretty much the only one defending him. Also nice job trying to avoid your NAMBLA connections, Mad Fatass. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 20:59, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
I don't give a fuck. Uberfukken 21:21, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Implying that I need "defended" by anyone. LOL
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:02, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
PS - Nice job not being able to provide any proof of your laughable NAMBLA accusations. I mean you could at ~least~ fabricate something...tsch, tsch, tsch...such lazy incompetence. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:09, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
The forums don't work for me. The instant I tried creating an account it was automagically banned. Although I suppose I could use one of my ~other~ names (provided Schnookums hasn't already registered all of them already). --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:02, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Wat? We have over 2900 registered users. Uberfukken 21:21, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
>same excuse you used earlier
Keep on tryin, man, it'll (in this case both your forum registering and piss-poor excuse) somehow work eventually (a key word, that). -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:06, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Implying I have some ~want~ to "keep on tryin". If something doesn't work, I generally throw it in the fuckin garbage, not poke at it with a stick like it's a dead animal that might spring back to life. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:09, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
You mean just like you manually flooding a semi-obscure imageboard because somebody made you buttfrustrated to the point that it made logical sense in your mind? And then it led to you giving us a chapter's worth of solid paragraphs of "LE MAYMAY I DON'T NEED NO TROLLS *EBIN FACESLAPS* :3"? -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:11, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Implying that I ever flooded some semi-obscure image board full of buttfrustrated 4Chan rejects. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:17, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Goddamn, you even think that "imageboards that aren't /b/ = 4chan rejects". Also nice job ignoring me on the grounds that most of your day has been delusional shit like working for the White House and posting screencaps of 888 while using horse skeleton-tier memes from 2006/7 nonstop. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:23, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Implying that you deserve any better.
And no, actually I really don't ~care~ at all about ~any~ image board, I just knew typing that would get you (and various others) all flustered and indignant. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:03, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Oh boy, it's the smile face again. The professional marking of someone who has worked with the White House, surely. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 22:13, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
PS - I only use those emoticons because I know how upset and pissy they make people like yourself (who take the Internet too seriously). :D
By the by, I didn't work ~with~ the White House, I did work ~for~ the White House, specifically for their "Conference On Cooperative Conservation" or whatever the hell it's called. It was a nifty deal, a touch screen setup in conjunction with a Flash application I built to provide attendees with various information and such about the event. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:20, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Look at the delusional manbaby, craving negative attention by coming back to 888. "Hey g-guys, joke's on y-you, I wanted you to h-hate me!". Keep telling yourself that, fattie, those who have a life that does not revolve around e-cred will keep laughing at your shenanigans. You're gonna keep making excuses, like with that autism generator of yours? Yeah sure, you could build it and make millions, but you won't because you already showed everyone how clever you are (spoiler: it doesn't work). Or the blue glasses! Migraines? Come on Matthew, we're adults, I wouldn't expect an excuse like that from a 12 year old. But let's not talk about young kids, your NAMBLA instincts may spring to life! I've been enjoying this conversations Matthew, but some things need to be told. Maybe you think that you can act all smug, high and mighty but people will see you're an obese babyfur and just laugh even harder. Emoticons? Tears of laughter. Your autistic use of *nods* and *smirks*? Sides into orbit. You can try and sugarcoat it all you want, but the excuses you make are only for you. --Rustler 08:44, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Someone please call 911, it looks like Matthew got stuck in his bathtub again. I told him to use more butter, but he just didn't listen. --Rustler 13:15, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
WOW! The level of *ANGRY* in your post is just...*shudder*...I love that...I really, really do. ^__^
I like how he actually uses the word HATE too, that's important...mostly in that it's irrefutable proof that my postings caused a significant level of emotional instability within the target. Which is very much the point, since much of my research/trolling revolves heavily upon studying/exploiting that psychological process, especially in the area of memory engram encoding and retention. Unfortunately, much of my research ~is~ dependent upon a target community or individuals being around for longer than five years or so...many don't last that long I'm afraid. Although in many cases they'll actually come to *ME* long after the original group/community is history, which is quite convenient.
Posts like this are also good because they allow me to accurately gauge the age and/or worldly knowledge/experience of the target. For example anyone who isn't an idiot child knows that dark colored glasses are *VERY* routinely used by migraine sufferers and in fact blue colored glasses are used for OTHER purposes as well, such as those who suffer from epilepsy, as it mitigates much of the seizures that are brought on by flashing colors of lights. There's even been research to see whether or not wearing colored lenses can affect your appetite, mood and a whole variety of other areas. Again, this type of knowledge is *NOT* something you would expect a CHILD or someone with a severe LACK OF EDUCATION to be aware of, so it makes a very good testing point.
Also note how he retards back into the use of pedophile lames/accusations. Such forms are good in that they very accurately express just how DAMAGED and ANGRY an opponent has become. NORMAL people in NORMAL situations would never even conceive of randomly accusing other people of pedophilia, no, it's only when the target has become emotionally unstable to a sufficient enough degree that such NORMAL inhibitions fall all apart and they start resorting to ignoring the base level, "do unto others" tenet.
The emoticon and *gesture* use by the by, is also important as far as determining age...age ONLINE that is. Us oldbies know very well why such forms exist, why they were created and why it's important to use them. The "lesser generation" I'm afraid isn't all that bright, so they haven't ever been able to properly recognize the *NEED* for such forms. Primarily in that, in a plain text environment, we lose upwards of 80% to 90% of normal human communication due to the loss of things like facial expressions, eye movement, vocal intonation, vocal inflection, gestures, etc, etc. Because of that inherent loss it's *VERY* important to use things like ~sarcasm~ tags and *gesture* tags and *EMPHASIS* tags as well as emoticons and other forms. Of course, any *GOOD* social engineering hacker online can also tell you that they're *VERY* effective via active misuse and manipulation as well (especially on the younger kids who are too stupid to even know why they're being used). ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:01, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
What's with the blue eyeglasses? JEWS 19:08, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Nice way of missing the point, lardass. Please tell us more about how you're the troll mastah and everyone else is a kid. --Rustler 19:13, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Do note the SPEED at which he replies. I waited nearly a full 24 hours to make a reply, in which time he was so desperate for a "Hatter fix" that he actually posted twice in a row looking to try and bait me out. And even after the 24 hours, when I did make a post, he replied within MINUTES, which is positive proof that's he's been incessantly refreshing the page looking for his next "Hatter fix". Sometimes it's fun to cut off these types, as the "Hatter withdrawal" often leads them to kooking out in some pretty spectacular ways to try and get even the slightest shred of attention from me. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:30, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
I just struck gold. Besides being denounced to the authorities as a pedophile and potential sexual predator, I found some very interesting information about him, gonna post it tomorrow. Oh, and his "God Level Design" (his own words) was literally a pile of photoshopped images with a Matrix background. Gentlemen, I'm glad to announce that we've developed the first self-milking lolcow!--Rustler 19:35, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Another common trait amongst newly formed Hatter Addicts is that they always believe they're the *FIRST* person to ever to and "expose" me in some manner (obviously the idiot hasn't even seen my article). It should be fascinating to see what "information" he comes up with. Hopefully it'll be some NEW fabrications instead of just the same old boring plays...but I'm not getting my hopes up.
By the by, kiddy, I never coined the term "God Level Web Design"...nor was I the only person to come up with it (there were nearly a dozen of us who initially formulated the design). It's also not called "God Level" to imply that it's the BESTEST EVAR, rather it's called that because the point is to create a kind of "living website", that is a website that can alter its own content dynamically based upon user interaction. Instead of having HUNDREDS of web pages you have a SINGLE web page that rebuild itself and its content on the fly via user input/interaction. Largely through the use of XML and SQL databases. It's really not something that unusual, many, MANY websites these days use the form in some manner or another.
Mmmm, the webpage he's referring to didn't use that concept either, rather the one he's referencing utilized "Perfect Liquid Image Resizing", which used some aspects of the "God Level Web Design", but that wasn't really the point of the model. Only one other person has attempted to make such a form that I'm aware of, back in 2005. You can find an interesting discussion on it here:
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:47, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
I made a quick screencap of the discussion part:
As far as I know, no one else has ever attempted to build such a model and there aren't really any other techniques either (outside of the alternative Flash/ActionScript3 form I developed). --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:58, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

Explain this to us Matt

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-Eniglogo-full.PNG 20:54, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

What is it exactly that you think needs to be "explained"? It's a random Usenet post in which one of my haters set the subject line to a random attack/accusation/claim. There are literally THOUSANDS of them, most made either by Rikijoke (Raymond Dixon) or Robert James. Don't tell me *THAT* is your "groundbreaking evidence" against me. *epic face palm* These kids are even DUMBER than I first thought! o_O
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:05, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Let's start the checklist here:
>using "epic" or "facepalm" nonironically post-2007
>Showing clear backpedaling and denial
>Still using emoticon faces like a 14 year old girl (even though you're a 30/51 year old man)
>Acting like you aren't a pedo even though plenty of evidence has been dug up to support it (FurAffinity anyone?)
>Even replying at all instead of ignoring it like a sane man would (also I know you would try to turn this sentence back onto me most likely, so here's this: I'd ignore you but your madness is making my sides jet propulse themselves toward Deimos)
>using *these* to denote bolded words instead of the proper MediaWiki formatting (which is as easy as clicking a button in the editing area)
Dear god, how are you even able to function on your own in terms of logic. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:13, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Post-editing update: if you try to explain this all away with "lel u wanted a 'Hatter fix'" it only reinforces my point about backpedaling and denial. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:15, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL, I suppose you retards think these count as "real evidence" as well:
LOL By the by, does anyone have a full size version of mine, cause I lost the original (or it's buried somewhere in some folder).
Whatever "evidence" you retards think you can produce of any random accusations you can come up with, it's entirely a moot point. Your desperate little NEEDS to try and "get back" at me have absolutely no bearing, nor consequence on real reality even in the slightest. No amount of your randomly copying and pasting decade old Usenet posts and forgeries will ever magically make me a pedophile, no matter how much you DESPERATELY wish that it were true. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:26, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Thank you, you just proved a point I made prior about you just skipping over most of someone's words to cherrypick whatever satisfies your self-absorbed "argument". Your usage of making entire words capitalized, the smile faces a teenage girl would make, skipping over people's words to pick whatever makes your logic work instead of using the whole... thanks. You've verified my findings. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:32, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
You see how they attempt to mirror my own posts/tactics? That's proof positive that they were highly damaging and caused a great deal of emotional stress and instability...because otherwise why would they attempt to mirror them unless they believed them to be effective? It is quite flattering too. :)
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:42, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

888Chan Threatens To Ban The Entire Western Seaboard!

You really do have to admire dedication like this...

I always think it's such a wondrous thing when a group attempts to rip itself all apart just to try and "get back" at me or to try and shut me up. SASS went down the same way (along with most of its clones) did PoE for that matter (and countless others). Apparently my "words on a screen" are so frightfully horrifying that many groups would rather self-destruct than allow me to continue posting in any capacity. ^__^

I guess I can't really blame them...and you have to understand these kids, they don't have REAL lives, all they have is the Internet and their imagined power/superiority as admins of some no name 4Chan rip-off board. So when someone like me comes along, someone who effectively rips their power base out from underneath them, exposes their "ban hammers" as being entirely impotent...well, it essentially shatters their entire reality. All the imagine "power" and extension of their malformed lil peckers just blows on out the window and they're completely helpless. Sometimes...I almost feel kinda bad for doing it. LOL No, not really. :D

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:07, 14 July 2013 (EDT)

You know, this could be a forewarning towards another place nearby you may be banned from for acting out like this. Just... look around you... -Eniglogo-full.PNG 23:18, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
...but I always act like this. *head tilt* Hell, I've acted like this since the early fuckin nineties! LOL Not that it's actually even ~possible~ to ban me mind you. Well...I take that back, there was *ONE* group that did successfully ban effectively inbreeding. Basically they cut off ALL new user registration for several years straight and didn't let ANYONE in...of course the group wound up falling all apart shortly thereafter. *shrugs* I do so enjoy your very angry veiled threats though, please, make more of them! This site THRIVES on drama you know! ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:39, 14 July 2013 (EDT)
Mail received by Matthew from Flickr:

Mr. Moulton, Please note both and the proper authorities have been notified as I have flagged you as: a) A potential pedophile b) A potential sexual predator c) Making unwarranted threats All information has been submitted to them, and any future communication will be directed to them as well.

Messages written by Matthew:

From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <[email protected]> "Here's more food for though. When you were 16 did you find other 16 year old boys/girls attractive? Now why did getting older change your attraction? Oh, yeah, it didn't."

From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <[email protected]> "I mean if you're a poor, starving child in Africa and someone offers you say 10 American dollars for a couple nudie pics do you honestly think they're going to say no?"

From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <[email protected]> "Let man take pictures, get money, buy food. Seems pretty simple to me if you're a starving child. I'm sure most of the starving children couldn't really give a fuck one way or another if some sick fuck is jacking off to pictures of them"

From: Mad Hatter© Message-ID: <[email protected]> I'd be willing to bet that just about all of the pictures don't have anything to do with abuse at all." "...Just to be fair though I might see if I can sum up enough effort/bother to go and check out a couple of the pictures."

>Just to be fair though I might see if I can sum up enough effort/bother to go and check out a couple of the pictures.

Yeah, he's talking about watching child pornography. This implies he already has access to them. --Rustler 07:21, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

LOL, I'm not sure what I find more hilarious...the fact that you're attempting to use obvious Usenet forgeries as "viable evidence" or the fact that said forgeries were in fact made when I was SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! Hurr de durr! LOL Not to mention those forgeries are a complete 180 to my usual stance on pedos, the stance I've shown since the late 90s.
Here's an oldie but a goodie:
You do know that I uh...I "eat" pedophiles, so to speak. Although first I blackmail them out of as much money and "gifts" as I can get...then I effectively obliterate their entire social existence for the rest of their natural life...sometimes get them put in jail for long periods of time as's *LOTS* of fun!
Hunting pedophiles is great sport! I often like to pose a teen boy, usually around 12 years old. It never takes long to butter them up and "groom" them into making sexual advances online. With minimal effort you can get them to start sending you "gifts", money, even bus and plane tickets that you can cash in and just say your "parents found them"...LOL Eventually you can just cut the act and threaten to use all the online conversations they had with you to get them busted by the FBI is they don't keep sending you "gifts".
The only downside is if, once you hack into their computers, if you find evidence that they're really abusing real live children, then basically you have to just turn everything over to the FBI and all the fun gets cut short. No money...unless there's a reward on them.

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:33, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Seriously, do you have any idea just how many pedos I've nailed in the past ten years alone?! The FBI doesn't even give a shit if you extort money/gifts from them in the process, just so long as they can rack up their pedo kill count so to speak. How the fuck do you think I was able to donate so much money to ED? That money came from "eating" pedophiles and ripping their lives all apart. ED is quite literally built upon the proverbial online carcases of net.dead pedophiles! ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:56, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Shh no tears, only dreams now. --Rustler 17:10, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
I've yet to see any evidence of your paedophilic accusations other than written word. For a guy whose dox are an open book, if there was any merit to your accusations you'd be able to pull more out of your ass than decade old usenet activity. Uberfukken 17:17, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Technically those are close to TWO decades old. In fact they're so old that they're not even in Google's halfass Usenet archive. They're actually pulling them from a SECONDARY source. Basically one of me frothing haters back around 2003 dug them up from around 1996 and made an accusing post in which he quotes the original forgeries. It's actually too bad that the originals don't exist, because then it would be very simple to prove that they were forgeries. Granted I could look them up from my ~own~ archives...but then...why bother? There's no need to debunk "evidence" that isn't even viable evidence in the first place. They might just as well be using one of images I put up above and claim that me (or Sherrod for that matter) is a furry.
But let's not kid ourselves here, these little frothing n00b jobs aren't looking for "evidence", they really don't require any semblance of real reality at all in order to fuel their desperately wanton delusions. It's not a question of whether I'm a pedophile or not, it's simply a matter that they *NEED* to believe it.
Mmmm, by the by, be *VERY* careful about trying to "defend" me...Hatter Addicts are very well known to viciously attack people who openly support me in any manner. Basically they know they can't bother me at all, so they'll attack people like you as "the next best thing" to "get back" at me. Generally speaking it's best to just watch.
LOL oh noes Uberfukken 17:43, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Excuses, excuses, always excuses. If it wasn't for your short life expectancy I could really say that the ride never ends.--Rustler 17:39, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Seriously though, you guys have nothing. Accusations are not evidence. Keep on spinning the hamster wheel though, it's amusing. Uberfukken 17:43, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
This topic gets your ass quite blistered, looks like we struck a nerve there. It's okay, the content I was talking about is already posted on 888, on a board named after the month we're in. But don't worry, our loved fatty can't get his greasy sausage fingers in there. How naïve can you be? --Rustler 18:01, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
No need to keep arguing with the mentally retarded, man. They've driven most of the good people away from this site, so just let them crash the ED plane into the ground while everyone of value is in their own jets. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 18:06, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
That's a whole lot of words with no actual content. Round of applause for bringing your circlejerk to a new domain. Uberfukken 18:07, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Hey Mad Fatter, for someone who doesn't take the internet seriously, you suuuuuure invested a lot of time in bawwwwing about getting temp banned and having your IP posted on a chan. I mean just how buttflustered do you have to be to show everyone how not mad you are?

Oh and Uberfukken, stop riding Onideous's wrinkly, 50something, fatman cock, you're better than that. Right? --VladimirLenin 18:14, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

Nah, not really. Uberfukken 18:40, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Man, Uber, you really want to ride Mad Faggot's dong, judging by you fighting his battle for him. Also, inb4 "nah not really" or "that's not evidence" or whatever else you usually use to autohugbox your arguments to justify your radioactively high levels of autism. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 19:03, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
"Fighting his battle" LOL get laid faggot. Uberfukken 19:19, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Is this guy another manbaby? Nobody told me there was a 2x1 in lolcow sales this month! Maybe because it's JULAAAY?--Rustler 19:26, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
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Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 19:35, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

See What I Mean?

The minute you even mildly attempt to "defend" or even agree with me...they're suddenly all over you like cockroaches. If you're made of FIRE that's not really much of a problem...but not everyone is. It ~is~ a fun game though, watching them spaz out like little howler monkeys, seeing "me" everywhere they look, accusing anyone of even looking my way of the exact same hollow, pathetic accusations they attempt to pin on me.

Such is the "life" of a Hatter Addict...terminally obsessed, terminally mind fucked. See that's the real thing about it...I've never actually found a way to UN-make a Hatter Addict...and the one time I tried...the guy wound up shooting himself in the head because he thought it would "teach me a lesson"... *shakes head* Oh how wrong he was...BUT, that is the point, targeting those of inferior emotional constitution and ripping their minds all apart for shits and giggles...well, research too of course.

Granted it's not exactly ~favored~ research. How did that one college put it...oh yes, "You are here and forever banned from this institution on the grounds of performing unethical and immoral psychological and sociological experiments on unsuspecting victims in the online world...blah, blah blah...beyond redemption, buncha other stuff about moral righteousness and a bunch of other crap I can't recall. But hey, what the big deal? I mean there are SEVEN BILLION fucking cockroaches currently infesting this planet...who really gives a shit if I mind fuck a few of them here and there for the sake of intellectual advancement? As we like to say...nothing of value was ever lost. ^__^

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:12, 15 July 2013 (EDT)


Oh man, oh holy Jesus raping a kumquat I laughed so hard I nearly DIED!

This topic gets your ass quite blistered, looks like we struck a nerve there. It's okay, the content I was talking about is already posted on 888, on a board named after the month we're in. But don't worry, our loved fatty can't get his greasy sausage fingers in there. How naïve can you be? --Rustler 18:01, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D let me see if I got this kids um, you kids have a super, speshul, ~sekrat~ web board that's HIDDEN from everyone else, where you all run off to circle jerk each other and lick each others wounds and to TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS...because ~apparently~ you're all a bunch of PUSSIES who aren't MAN ENOUGH to stand up and take yer verbal ass whuppin like a man! LOL It's okay though, little girls like yourselves don't ~really~ belong on the Internet anyway, now do you? I mean the only semblance of a cock you can even muster is that pathetic "ban hammer" of yours and, well...that sure hasn't been workin out too well for ya, now has it? ^__^

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:29, 15 July 2013 (EDT)

You just took the frigging Shinkansen into the land of delusion. Also nice job not being able to hold back on the classic "hold down Shift to type whole words" part of autism. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:39, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Shinkansen? *looks it up* Tha'fawk? These tards are fuckin weeaboos to boot! Yeesh, no ~wonder~ they're so easily trolled. I feel kinda bad's like I was shooting fish in a barrel, not exactly very sporting. o_O
So just how Wapanese are you exactly, Mr. Enig? Do you collect plastic crap by any chance? Do you cosplay as your favorite animu characters? *snicker* Oh this just gets funnier and funnier! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:53, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Y'know, in another parallel universe, what you said may have been a mature and logical argument. Alas, we are not in one of those. We are in the one where using asterisks to denote actions and using jokes that haven't really been humorous in the past five years are the markings of either a teenage girl or someone with impaired cognitive function. Just have fun with that $2000 you paid to be a mod or whatever you are, but just remember that this is the internet, and all it takes is one decision by either the US government or the UN and the whole thing can go down with the press of a switch or the keystrokes of a terminal, and with it, your precious shouting box for e-credit, and at the same time, my way of telling you things such as this. All things must pass. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 23:30, 15 July 2013 (EDT)
Oh but "parallel universes" ~do~ exist...they're everywhere in fact. You see child, reality is entirely subjective...that's the point of view that Reality Manipulation Artists like myself take. As I said before...I am whatever you *NEED* to believe. For ~your~ version of reality, you firmly believe beyond the shadow of a doubt that I ~PAID~ to be a actually constructed scenarios and actual false memories to fabricate that illusion within your believe it to be true...because you *NEED* it to be true. `, )
The actual horrible reality of it all is that I'm actually feeding on you right now. Your false memories, your fabrications of reality, the "parallel universe" that you create within your see...I WANT THAT, more than you can imagine. I want to understand the process, I want to know what it is that creates those fabrications and I want to be able to CONTROL them, that's what it's really all about. I'm simply fucking with your head when you get right down to it...and you can stop, can you? You can't EVER stop thinking about me now...I'm too far ingrained into that little "parallel universe" you're presently living in.
He, he, want a cold, hard, bitch slap of reality my friend...I never paid to be a admin of this site. In fact, I wasn't actually made an admin until roughly a YEAR AFTER I donated money for the site. The true reality is...I don't even care...being an admin means absolutely NOTHING to me. So I can ban spam bots and clean up junk what? That's all the "power" that being an admin holds for me. I hold no pathetic delusions of grandeur in the way that your kind does...whether an admin, or banned, it has no bearing at all on me. I contributed to this site and help build it for YEARS even when I was continually meant nothing to me. I do what I want to do, when I want to do it, whether banned, whether I'm an admin, it makes no difference at all to me...which I guess is largely the reason ~why~ I was made an admin.
Don't get me wrong, I can feign ego with the best of them...but the true fact of reality is that I destroyed my ego quite some time this point, any ego you perceive in me is simply a reflection of your own wanton desires. It BOTHERS you that I'm an admin because being an admin on this site is something that you WANT, you CRAVE IT and it BOTHERS you more than ANYTHING that someone like *ME*, the ~me~ that exists in your "parallel universe" has it. Just burns you up inside...burns you up so bad you're openly wishing for the destruction of this site by some ~magical~ higher power. LOL
It's low you are. Someone like're simply not fit to be an admin on this take yourself *WAY* too seriously. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:13, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Sounds like that you are using the "parallel universes" as an excuse for you to project and backtrack.
--C64system 01:02, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
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Sounds to me like you just proved my point. See that's the really incredible thing with you lessers...even when true forms of ~actual~ reality are inherently REJECT THEM! I mean you can point blank be told that you're being used for research and entertainment and purposes, have ~actual~ real reality thrown right into your stupid faces...and it won't even phase you! Your subconscious actually PREVENTS you from registering actual reality for favor of the fake one you created. The only thing you can see is your desperately wanton delusion of me...a delusion I fabricated, presented and then forcibly INFLICTED into your psyche. To you, I will always be nothing more than a furry, an adult baby and every other delusion I've created for you to easily latch onto in your desperation to want to "get back" at me. doesn't work on everyone of course, like you see Uberfukken up there...they're immune to my little games, they see right through them. That's because they don't think like you kids do. You kids are inherently locked into linear thinking...single point sagacity. You lack the cognitive ability to see multiple potential realities simultaneously. Those like Uberfukken, they can see the fabrications I create...but they can also see that they ~are~ fabrications and they can see a multitude of other potential and possible reality forms as well. As such my fun little games won't work on them, simply because they can actively see more possibilities than the single version/form that I present. Essentially, it doesn't work on those that are...more evolved...intellectually that is. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:37, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Everything you just said reminds me of someone else who has a death vendetta for ED, ED users, 888, and others, and thinks that everyone hates them in a worshipping way. Same with the holding Shift down for entire words. And with being denser than the molecular framework of diamond. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 02:49, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL, you certainly do think highly of me. No one "worships" me, kiddo...I have had a few like that in the past...for example Robert James...the thing of it is, I REALLY don't like those I verbally attack them! It turns them into a rather ~special~ kind of Hatter Addict, the kind that will continually and persistently attempt to attack me via real world forms. Basically turns them from fan bois into uber crazed fanatics.
I'm really not all that special though, the work I've been doing and will do as time progresses is merely one stepping stone to something much greater. The work will eventually be picked up by another...and then another...and history will continue on, long after I've turned to dust and blown away in the wind. Only my work will remain, but my work isn't "me". Who I am is really not of much importance, because as I said...I can be anything I want, any time I there really isn't any coherent form of "me" left. It continually changes and evolves. The "me" that existed even a year ago is NOT the "me" that exists now. My form is fleeting and holds no coherent nor lasting mark upon the world...only my work can do that and it is *FAR* more important that I am. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:06, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Hey Guys I'm just pretending to be retarded I fooled you all
c64system File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:52, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Who's the fool...the fool, or the fool who incessantly follows the fool. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:07, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Not reading all of this shit, but I will point out that banning that entire ISP magically made Matthew poof from the imageboards. Gee I wonder why. Anyways this whole power struggle blablabla I don't give a shit about that, I'm just not going to tolerate your massive babyfur faggotry. You can be a shitop all you want on a site that no one cares about anymore, at least you have a hugbox to cry about when you're being banned because (GASP) people actually don't want you there! Take a fucking hint faggot.--CuddlyZebesian 05:45, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Of course you're not reading all that, you fumbling deficient. LOL Who would ever expect someone with a 5th grade reading level to ever be able to handle more than two or three lines of text at a time. Also, I don't believe they've as of yet tried to ban my entire IP range (mostly in that it would likely cut off several of the major regulars from being able to post, not just me).
Truth be told, I haven't actually summed up enough bother to even ~refresh~ that board, so I honestly really don't know what's going on over there...don't much care for that matter. I mean, you're a bunch of fumbling, self-slurping, PUSSIES who HIDE in ~sekrat~ groups to circle jerk each other for moral support when you get your asses verbally blisterd...pathetic doesn't even come ~close~ to describing THAT particular level of sad.
I'm afraid it doesn't work that way though child...see, YOU come to ME, because I OWN YOU. LOL
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 06:12, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Look at little babby matty, huffing and puffing because he can't gen into /julay/. There go his supah haxxor skills. But of course, he doesn't get into that board because he sees the other realities/is not a kiddo/migraines/insert random excuse here. I just woke up and had my coffee while reading the news and then the giant baby's posts, now this is the life. Please Matthew, keep telling us how being a pedophile, a babyfur and literally wearing diapers at 30 and shitting them for erotic purposes is just a-okay. "You see kiddo, some of us can see beyond MUNDANE things and don't take those things seriously, child". Your answers always follow a pattern, trying to shift the topic from your failures and ramblings to how you've fooled us all (ha! I was only making the world hate me because I wanted to! I win!). Also, to set some things straight: your delusions =/= reality, people who laugh at you aren't Hater Addicts (way to boost your e-ego), and there's actually an ED mod on 888 who told us why were you made an admin (the donations). But of course, you don't care about that. But you do, and that's why it blisters your ass so much. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. --Rustler 07:18, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

• Mr.Jonzz 08:25, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Horrible Realizations

I LOL'd...

They've apparently started delving into my ~actual~ history online instead of just the superficial facades I put up...and are starting to realize the horrible trolling truth behind me. The true fact of the matter is, is that I'm about as far from an adult baby or a furry as you can get. Every time I'm ever engaged with any of their communities I've brought them nothing but endless misery, flame wars, hate, destruction and Machiavellian level chaos in every other direction you can imagine. ^__^

If you look at the "quotes" section on my user page you can find a number of fun gems from various communities I've brought ruination upon over the years. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:36, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Now they're trying to comprehend trolling on a level they've never taken it to:

What they don't that it's exactly the opposite. The reason I can take trolling as far as I do is because I'm the exact polar opposite of depressed 24/7. In fact the only time I've ever even experienced depression was one time when I tried to take this migraine medication that doubled as an anti-depressant. When you feel nothing but happiness all the time, you sort of lose touch with "normal" people on a variety of levels. I really can't relate or even understand the concept of "feeling bad" because of "words on a screen" or "opinions of others". The very notion, to me, is just absolutely laughable. When you're like this guy though, when you've FELT misery and depression because of such things, then you inherently limit yourself on a variety of levels (unless you're a sociopath). To me, everyone should be as happy and carefree as I am and there's really nothing stopping you but your own state of mind. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:56, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Some fancy theories you're developing, when it's simply people laughing at you. Come on, open your eyes. You're in your thirties, a babyfur, diaper fetishist, incontinent, morbidly obese, virgin, a pedophile and unemployed. Don't forget not even your family wants anything to do with you (shocker!), you have no friends and your greatest achievements are getting kicked out of a Lego forum and getting people to call you a retard. I'm not being a "Hatter Addict", just stating the facts that you yourself put online for everyone to see. When you add to that the fact that you respond incredibly well to trolling with long, rage-filled smug messages, makes you almost the perfect lolcow. The only bad thing about you is your short life expectancy, I doubt my kids will be able to poke you with a stick as I do *stress sigh*. --Rustler 19:22, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Some wonderful delusions you have...really is too bad my FB account is shut down...on a number of occasions there have been "hissy fights" right on my fuckin wall about who was going to get the next weekend fuck fling from me. I honestly really don't see what the big deal is...I guess sex is only ~really~ important if you're not getting any (or can't get any). When it becomes readily available at any time you want...yeah...kinda loses the "magic" if you will.
Let's see, what else...I don't wear diapers, I'm not a pedophile, not incontinent, have no desire whatsoever for diapers (although I do think they look rather cute on others in certain circumstances). Not a furry (although I do like some of their art). Not "morbidly obese", although I am a bit overweight (largely by choice). I have a whole epic shit ton of friends (and followers)...or at least I did, before this crazy religious bitch had her "coven" hammer my account with false abuse complaints. Been thinkin I might go ahead and start a Google account though, see if their setup is any better. Oh...also...I'll still be around looooong after you're dead and buried my friend...that I can assure you. People like you...people who are ANGRY and upset/depressed all the time...yeah...your type never lives for very long.
You keep desperately trying to convince me (or yourself) that you're "laughing" at me and these delusions and that I should somehow be bothered by that...but I'm sorry...I just can't. You, my slow witted little, along with pretty well every single human being in current existence...will all be DEAD in less than a 100 years or so...and uh...I hate to disillusion you, but um, in the grand scheme of history...your witless little NONpinions about me and my life...aren't really going to amount for shit. ^__^
I know it's hard for live such a limited existence, you've never been able to see beyond yourself, so you really have no idea just how completely pointless and meaningless your Base Level worries and concerns are.
I however can no longer share in that...deficiency. I have no concern, nor want, nor need at all for your imagined "credibility" amongst such fleeting leaves continually falling from the tree of life, crumbling underneath footsteps, generation after generation after generation...once you've had the whole of universal knowledge, the literal Akashic Record forced through your psyche via transcendental find the ~lesser~ concerns in life don't really hold much meaning anymore. :)
I moved beyond the "self" quite some time ago, so I no longer have any need to be bothered, worried or concerned in any way from the meaningless labels thrown out by those desperately trying to attack that which they couldn't even begin to comprehend.
You are so very small. You have no idea. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:56, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
>I don't wear diapers
Stopped reading there, buddy. Try again.--Rustler 20:12, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Well of course you stopped at that point...that's the point at which your subconscious kicked in, took over your higher brain functions and effectively PREVENTED you from reading any further due to FEAR of how it might damage your fragile psyche and delusional reality you've created around yourself. LOL You really are a Base Level Pathetic. Don't worry though...your kind...tends to not live for very long. Tell me, do you have any suicidal ideations you'd like to share? ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:17, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

All of what you asspies said doesn't change anything, you're all still basement dwellers.--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 20:15, 16 July 2013 (EDT)

Matthew Matthew Matthew, and you call me delusional? Maybe it's true that your parents beat you too hard when you were a child. All those facts I mentioned are publicly available on your ED page and via Google search, so don't bother backpedaling! You're just making it more hilarious. And there's some juicy content on you that I didn't think someone would tell us, lucky thing we got /julay/ for those affairs. You don't really like the police, do you? --Rustler 20:27, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually my childhood was a fun ride at Disneyland compared to what many have gone through. One of my best friends grew up with a crack whore of a mother who basically whored herself AND her daughter off to pedophiles for drugs. Compared to THAT my childhood was just AWESOME! The worst thing that happened to me as a child was that I got beat and smacked around by my dick head of a father. All things considered, it really wasn't "bad" at all...and in fact it inflicted me with a wondrous attachment disorder, making me a "little", which I *REALLY* like. "Littles" are similar to Adult could think of us as being like...Adult Kids if you will. Adult level intellect coupled with childlike perception...really is an awesome thing.
Unlike your kind, we have a MUCH better outlook on life and find enjoyment, pleasure and comfort in all sorts of things that regular folk can't even begin to understand. I get excited and find immense enjoyment in things as simple as cereal box toys, glow sticks and ice cream:
I enjoy coloring, playing with toys, and basically doing anything overly child like. I generally see the world through the eyes of a child and as such enjoy life and living on a level that you "Bigs" (what we call non-Littles and non Adult Babies) can't even begin to comprehend in most ways. In fact most people tend to kill off any semblance of an "inner child" they have as soon as they reach adulthood...either that or they forcibly suppress you do.
Although you go even farther, don't you? You actually seek out and try to ATTACK those like myself...likely out of some repressed form of jealously. Basically your life is shit, you hate everything, you're miserable and simply can't STAND the fact that there are people like me living in "perpetual happiness" our entire lives. Sucks to be you! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:57, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Yeah, about you not being an adult baby, and never wearing diapers? Yeah, try harder on the lying next time, "Baby Matt". Screw that, you just contradicted yourself on your own. Nice job with the derailed logic. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 21:09, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
• Mr.Jonzz 21:54, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
WOW...seriously...TWO DECADE old, shit level fauxpics are really all the more it takes to convince you retards of a complete fabrication of reality...that's just...that's just FREAKIN AWESOME! *shudder* Talk about an EGO BOOST! My work ~is~ quite spectacular though:
How about you kiddies post some pictures of yourselves...I can repaint YOUR realities any way you like...and since you seem to like diapers so much...well, it would just be RUDE of me not to make that fantasy into faux reality, now wouldn't it? ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:05, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Give me five good reasons to not consider you on the same level of autism as Robert Wayne Stiles, the delusional drug addled tranny who also shits himself and thrives off of people hating him to a point. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 23:31, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
>Implying that the 3rd is Photoshopped and isn't the real picture.
--C64system 23:35, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
LOL, oh that's hilarious, they can't even tell the REAL picture from the FAKE picture! :D
Oh, by the by, I *LOVE* how angry I've made you kiddies...
I'm really, REALLY hoping I can entice one you morons into crossing the RL line to try and "get back" at me. You have *NO* idea how much pleasure it would bring me to end your little web board...just like I did with SASS and what I did to Kir's sister. He, he, he...come on kiddies...FUCK UP for me...just one time, that's all I need...
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:43, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Awww...I think they might have wisened up just slightly. Looks like they just went into DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING mode and obliterated every message board that even mentioned me. Too bad I archived all of them! :D
What's the matter babies, I thought I was just a great big "LOL Cow"...don't you feel like playing anymore? Cause I still do! ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:38, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Wait, how do you know that they deleted everything... that would mean that you... YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY OFF THE BOARDS GODDAMMIT!11 Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 01:48, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
LOLZ, I be breakin teh rules, yo! I'm like an Interwebs SUPER VILLIAN!!1! FINAL BOSS OF 888CHAN! DUN DUN DUN! I should keep periodically making new threads asking if they've banned me yet. LOL
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:04, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Don't sweat it lardass, everything was moved to /julay/. Have fun playing alone. --Rustler 03:09, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Right back at'cha circle jerk boi! Have fun playing in your pretend "Pussies Only" sandbox. LOL I really do think we need to SHARE though...for example take one Web Burrell...don't worry, it's no one you know (yet)...but I really do think I should start SHARING with him (and others)! I think that, could be brought about by a conversation with that particular person (and others). ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:32, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Wow, the world's biggest baby is mad again. Calm down dude, it's the internet. That can't be good for your health. --Rustler 04:28, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You forget though, I act as a mirror...and one of you fumbling deficients apparently crossed the RL line in that TWO different pizza outfits called me up to ask me if I had ordered any pizzas...and that means *I* can cross the RL line in return. It's only fair...and I ALWAYS play fair. By the by, Pizza Hut is giving me the IP addy of the dumbfuck who tried it...boy I ~suuuure~ hope you were using a proxy kiddo, cause otherwise...I'm gonna personally fuck you up in more ways than you can imagine...and not just you...your family, your friends...once you cross the RL line...Usenet rules state...there are no rules... ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:59, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Nice delusion bro. --Rustler 07:02, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Could order me some garlic bread if you're going to order me pizza
--C64system 09:59, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Muh sides - enig.png
To reiterate. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 11:59, 17 July 2013 (EDT)



LOL, she's not going to need one! You kiddies on the verge of losing your lil comfort blanket. See..nifty trick is...the BUILDING where WHOISGuard is presently ALSO home to a bunch of OTHER businesses...said businesses and their owners (who, by the by, are NOT using WHOISGuard), are very much EXPOSED...and as such...I'm going to attack them (mostly with fauxpics like the ones you kiddies can't tell are real or fake)...and I'm going to make sure that they know it's because of YOU turn...they'll attack WHOISGuard, who then, in turn, will drop you kiddies like a bad habbit...which will openly expose the owners which point...I'm going to target his family...just like I did to SASS, just like I did to KIR and his retarded fuck job of a sister.

Life can sure be a bitch when you cross the RL line...I personally am going to show you just how much. ^__^

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 13:49, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

--CuddlyZebesian 14:10, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Well I certainly didn't need it when I obliterated SASS, now did I? And the very fact that you kiddes are using WHOISGuard in the first place means:
A. You're *NOT* using a foreign server for hosting.
B. Whoever owns the site is deathly afraid of his real life name being exposed.
But hey, if you REALLY think that WHOISGuard is going to go out of their way to protect you kiddies...well...GOOD LUCK, with that! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:16, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Because people all around the world remember SASS don't they, and not just a select group of spergs who know how to LOIC and search domain info on Google. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 14:37, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Of course no one remembers SASS...just like no one is going to remember 888Chan. LOL
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:41, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
This is my brain every time you open your mouth:
-Eniglogo-full.PNG 14:43, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Stretch in peace, Kirk. JEWS 15:29, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Lol ok then, have fun. --CuddlyZebesian 14:38, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
  • I don't want to get involved in this but... Are you sure you want to divulge your plans in a public place they are probably watching like a hawk? Busey.pngoddguyBusey.png 14:48, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
It's more "sporting" this way...besides which, it's not as if there's much they could do about it...aside from switching to another anonymous provider I guess, which might buy them some time, but the end effect would still be the same. I wouldn't play if I always knew I could win though, not much point to that. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:10, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Isn't the humor of the ordeal the point and not victory? You seem a bit wrathful for someone who's happy all the time and totally not a babyfur. JEWS 15:29, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
He's reached the point of using hello.jpg like we're all still in the year 2006. His facade's fallen off, and he knows it, so he's resorting to lowballing. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 15:32, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

It's like 2006.png

It's really pathetic a baby's mind can have when he can't get his way. Makes me really wonder if I should've just let him make a fool out of himself on 888chan. I'm surprised he's even a sysop considering his background.--CuddlyZebesian 15:38, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Money, dear boy. Pay $2000 like he did and you too can be a babyfur manbaby moderator on a website that is falling by the wayside. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 15:41, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
  • stress sigh* The manbaby is mad again. GET IT OFF THE INTERNET NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOW! The folks on /julay/ are having a Skype convo reading your posts and having a good laugh. Someone who I won't name is making a really nice impersonation of you, Matthew! Including your creepy pedo voice. Have fun rolling on your diapers, tubby-fingers!--Rustler 15:55, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Butthurt Levels At MAXIMUM

LOL, they're trying to remove replies from other people out of the page now. This mess might need reverted, not sure how much stuff they've stripped out of it. ^__^ --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:00, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

One of the things they've tried to remove:

...wait...I need to have a point? And what's this "victory" you speak of? It's not really about "winning" anything (although it can be fun to pretend in order to incite a particular reaction or emotion within a specific target. This is largely all about education on the whole...well, that and generating research and book materials. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:44, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Not sure what else. Apparently changing that retarded image to goatse has sent them frothing on over the edge! LOL If I had known it was going to make them THAT butthurt I would have done it a looong time ago! :D

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:03, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Just like how you keep on changing pictures to Goatse like it's still remotely near offensive and not just a part of everyday life to us at this point. Also, we've caught onto the fact that you use emotifaces whenever you're either backpedaling or fuming mad, so I suggest to halt the faces if you want to save face in this whole... whatever the hell this all is by now. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 16:04, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
If you're not "offended" by it, why do you keep trying to change, Mr. Buttmad? :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:06, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
"Raped Anime?" JEWS 16:07, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
"Asians and Small Condoms"? -Eniglogo-full.PNG 16:08, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
It's in reference to when certain American companies license anime series and then attempt to "Americanize" them, sometimes to the point of outright insulting the Japanese...for example renaming the Tokyo Tower, a historic landmark as a generic "radio tower". Just one of many, many examples. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:10, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
That's disappointing; I was hoping it would be a thriller.
What about "Personal - Biographical - Hedgehog?" JEWS 16:33, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

ok guys how about we fap to porn instead of arguing?

YesJackNicholson.gif--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 16:09, 17 July 2013 (EDT)


-Eniglogo-full.PNG 16:10, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

There's too many people trying to reply at once, it's fucking up everything. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:10, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Meanwhile in the revision history... Oh look hello.jpg again from yourself.
I'm sorry, HOW did you get sysop again? --CuddlyZebesian 16:11, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
By not being bothered by Goatse? *shrugs* --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:13, 17 July 2013 (EDT)


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--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 16:16, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

DamageControlSysop.png Onideus you think I'm an idiot when I've been on this site for years. Please.--CuddlyZebesian 16:20, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

If you had really been on this site for years then you would know if someone starts incessantly spamming the exact same gigantor tweenage muppet fuck image onto a talk page over and over and over and OVER again...yeah...they'd be banned in a heartbeat. The only reason he isn' cause I generally don't give a fuck for the most part.--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:26, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

what the fuck is everyone upset about again?(no srsly I forgot)--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 16:24, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

You're probably not seeing it because I keep reverting it, but numbnuts up there, Enig, keeps trying to plaster/spam this stupid image all over the talk page. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:26, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
There was a thread made a month or two ago about Matthew Moutlon aka Onideus and the fact that he paid his way to being a sysop. A month later Onideus pops on 888chan and starts shitposting about his furfag ways, before I finally stepped in and banned him. Now he's simply trying to trollshield his way through and threatening Nekoarc's site, which in all retrospect is the worst thing you can possibly do. So pretty much a babyfur is having a tantrum, and everyone else is just watching it unfold. Though I am deeply entertained by the fact that he can't even learn to protect/ban/etc. as a sysop yet threatens to "attack whoisguard".
This is essentially all I have from this. --CuddlyZebesian 16:29, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually, Schnookums popped on over to 888Chan a month or so ago looking for a "personal army", I then popped in and made LESS THAN THREE which point I was banned, the entire group spazzed the fuck out and shit their proverbial man-panties, at which point I recognized them as an MAJOR potential LOLCow and begin rightly milking. The end. Oh, and I was able to make them so horribly buttmad that I was actually able to reduce them to death threats AND crossing the RL line...two for one special in Retard Town! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:33, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Don't lie to me Onideus. You made an entirely new thread, shitposted constantly in it until VanKrause saw fit to fuck with you, then you were finally rangebanned by myself because you were an insufferable and unfunny shitstain. If you were actually entertaining you'd actually be allowed to stay there to entertain us some more, but it came to an agreement that the threads about you were worthless as humor and were deleted. I don't know about the death threats or pizza deliveries, but you've been essentially what has been called a weenfag. That's all you have been doing and that's all you will ever accomplish. Congratulations.
P.S> Vandalism is pointless, especially blanking.--CuddlyZebesian 16:41, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You mean like you morons did in blanking the original threads you keep lying about. Ooooh...ZING! Gotcha there, kiddo! :D
I believe initially there were like...3 posts...then I was banned, then I made a total of about five or six posts after each time I was banned, mostly just to educate you hapless kiddies that your little "ban hammer" means absolutely nothing. I have the threads archived if you'd like to see them. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:51, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I keep spamming? You mean like these, Matty?
You mean like this.png

-Eniglogo-full.PNG 16:34, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

The manbaby is so mad that he's deleting all comments he doesn't like! Are you slow-in-da-mind, Onideus? Everybody can see what you're doing. /julay/ will live on. --Rustler 16:40, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

I have not deleted any "comments", I have deleted a WHOLE shit ton of redundant image posting by Enig. I have no idea why he keeps trying to post the exact same pictures over and over and over again, but every time he does it, I'm gonna revert it, cause that's mah job. Hurr de durr! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:42, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
But you have, I saw it, and I reverted it. Do not do it again. --CuddlyZebesian 16:45, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually I believe you're the one who fucked up and in trying to bring back his spam you wound up wiping out one of my replies in the process. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:51, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Not my problem if your replies get shit on because I have to clean up your temper tantrums. And Rustler you stop being a fucking weenfag.--CuddlyZebesian 16:53, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Onideus, we understand that living as a virgin babyfur isn't easy or pleasant. But please try to contain your autismal rage within acceptable levels. --Rustler 16:47, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Apparently They're Scared Of Hedgehogs For Some Reason

That one was wiped out by User:CuddlyZebesian. Apparently they're getting REALLY butt flustered...well, either that or spikey little nocturnal nuisances scare the ever living shit out of them. *shrugs* --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:58, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

As I said before, I don't care about your replies over stupid shit. Also, I see you're run out of things to try to pull. I mean hedgehogs, seriously.--CuddlyZebesian 17:02, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Well, as an admin, I'm ~supposed~ to care when people blatantly vandalize shit and since you just openly admitted to wantonly vandalizing it again and you can have a little "time out" babykins. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:05, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Oh scary scary. Trying to claim vandalism when you yourself were blanking people's replies. I'd say grow up but I think after being 40 and still a diaper lover that'd be pointless. --CuddlyZebesian 17:06, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I didn't blank anyone's replies, dipshit, I removed redundant spam images...although I do believe some stuff was lost by ACCIDENT due to the fact that everyone kept trying to reply to the page at once...see...ACCIDENT...but you blatantly stated that you did on PURPOSE. Do it again and you can enjoy your 3 day ban, faggot. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:09, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Where did that "banning=masturbation ^_^" go, Matthew? The neverending wonders of diaperboy. --Rustler 17:11, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I don't like banning people, it's *NOT* my preference, but when someone outright says they're purposefully vandalizing shit, well...I don't have much choice. And honestly, if it anyone besides me they wouldn't even be getting a warning first. I'm the most lenient admin on this site, but at some point even I have to act, whether I like it or not. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:16, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I said I reverted your blanking, and if you're going to keep huffing and puffing over a fucking hedgehog story then clearly you're not even worth my time dealing with your shit. Also hello pot I'm kettle. --CuddlyZebesian 17:14, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
What are you completely fuckin stupid or something? LOOK UP, MORON! Do you think everybody can't see what you typed, cause I sure the fuck can..."As I said before, I don't care about your replies over stupid shit." That was your response when I asked you why you blanked out the post. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:16, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I'm detecting come rustling of your jimmies, Onideus. Would you like to step out of the ride? --Rustler 17:20, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
This from one of the doorknobs whose scared of hedgehogs and continually resorts to delete fucking everything tactics. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:25, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Don't warp my words I said what I mean and I mean what I said. I fixed your blanking, whether or not there was some hedgehog reply wasn't my concern. Perhaps you shouldn't be trying to damage control and this wouldn't happen.
Also word of the wise, if you're going to get mad because I don't care about your hedgehog, then clearly you're not fit to be a sysop.--CuddlyZebesian 17:22, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Warp your words?! That was an EXACT FUCKING QUOTE you moron! Tha'fawk...what did you eat a bowl of retard for breakfast? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:25, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You are warping my words to say I'm purposefully vandalising a talk page, which I am clearly not. If I was I'd be...well, doing what you've been doing. --CuddlyZebesian 17:26, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
No dipshit, no one is "warping your words". What the fuck part of "EXACT FUCKING QUOTE" are you simply ~not~ grasping today? Shit, what do I need to break on out a box of fuckin Crayola and try coloring it out for you? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:28, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
So pretty <3 • Mr.Jonzz 17:32, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Onideus you were the one who started changing images for goatse (in other words, vandalizing) and deleting ENIG's comments. Do don't cry now that someone is reverting your blanking and backpedaling. An admin vandalizing a page, what a professional you are. --Rustler 17:33, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Actually the only thing I've been doing is removing REDUNDANT images, thumbnailing them (I even thumbnail mine, cause it's a vanity thing otherwise) and in one case I turned one of the redundants into ANOTHER image for fun. That's not blatantly REMOVING material simply because it's not something you want to read. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:53, 17 July 2013 (EDT)

Well, as an admin, I'm ~supposed~ to care when people blatantly vandalize shit and since you just openly admitted to wantonly vandalizing it again and you can have a little "time out" babykins..


So what is this about "not grasping things"?--CuddlyZebesian 17:34, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
OMG what is going on here... *un-follow*Busey.pngoddguyBusey.png 17:48, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
BUTTMAD...all over the place! :D
Want some popcorn?
Check out the number of times this page has been accessed!
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:50, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Indeed, Onideus has been buttmad that I've called him out on his shit. Now let's see Onideus. Are you going to backpedal some more? Or just try to damage control by reverting my replies? Your move.--CuddlyZebesian 17:53, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You're confusing me with yourself, child. You're the one who "reverts replies" because you find them 'not to your taste', not me. ^__^ --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:55, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
First of all, you're the last person to be calling anyone a child, babyfur. Secondly, once again you're warping my words and claiming I'm purposefully removing your replies. Keep going babyfur, repeating it will take the blame off of your failures. --CuddlyZebesian 17:57, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
But you ~are~ a babyfur, kiddo. *rolls eyes* No one is "warping your words" either. Yeesh, if you don't like your words that much maybe you should try and shut your idiot mouth once in a while, Babyfur. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:05, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I'm a babyfur?
Do you have evidence to prove this? Because I know there's an entire article involving yourself and diapers.--CuddlyZebesian 18:07, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Indeed there is...and said article is constructed entirely of fabrications...and, if you attempt to use anything in said article as a wanton attack, you inadvertantly open YOURSELF to the exact same fabricated reality...just as Schnookums did...
You see...generally those like myself, whatever we CHOOSE it to be. Great to be a reality manipulation to be you! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:13, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Translation: I don't know what to do so I'll accuse you of what you're accusing me and even admit it's a fabrication. Way to go. --Rustler 18:15, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Well considering you MORONS have already proven you can't even tell the difference between my fabrications and actual reality (even when I point blank TELL YOU WHICH ONE is the fabrication) check yerself there, Edith! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:19, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
So this isn't you? Or this? Or this?
I'm going to have to ask myself this question again. With all the cancer you have, and all the faggotry, I am honestly curious who and how you got sysop. --CuddlyZebesian 18:23, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Well the Robert James stuff should be BLAZINGLY fucking obvious that it's not me...hell we don't even remotely have the same body type or facial features or hair style/color for that matter. LOL
The "Shattered Lies" stuff is mine and is actually quite fun to read. Basically I pimped out their powers all X-Men style and then created a "Morph" character so that I could pit their powers against one another. Granted the first seven chapters or so are a little ~slow~, but it picks up real fast after that. Fun stuff all around...can't say I'm a ~true~ Care Bear fan or anything...but I am something of a "tourist" if you will. I like "borrowing" other people's interests/communities...until I grow bored of them and then I usually just cause epic obliteration all over the place. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:33, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Holy fucking shit. Facepalm.jpg
And now I remember why I left the first time.--CuddlyZebesian 18:37, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You really left the Care Bear community all because of little 'ol me? LOL How flattering! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:40, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
No I'm talking about when I stopped fixing ED a couple years back.--CuddlyZebesian 18:42, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
You stopped "fixing ED" because of Care Bear fan fiction? Srsly? Are you sure it wasn't because you were just uncreative and without any semblance of imagination? *nods*
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:22, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
What the fuck is with the Katy Perry fakes ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:18, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
I think that was someone's idea of mocking the 888Channers because they can't seem to distinguish between fauxpics and real reality...well, either that or they've just got a real big hard on for her. *shrugs*
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:25, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
The page needed something to pull it back from the brink of 'Full-Homo'... Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 20:44, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
No, no, no...we *WANT* it to go "Full-Homo"...that's the whole point and purpose...well, that an expanding ED's ad revenue by siphoning off a gigantor chunk of 888Chan's user base. I'm nothing if not industrious. ^__^
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:15, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Let me check, one second. Yeah, you're still an incontinent virgin babyfur.--Rustler 07:28, 19 July 2013 (EDT)
Let me check, one second. Yeah, you're still a complete moron from Generation Barney whose still young/stupid enough to actually believe everything he sees online. Let's keep you thinking that way, shall we? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:11, 19 July 2013 (EDT)
There is no sweeter beverage than the tears of a virgin babyfur. But of course, shitting your diapers at 30 was part of that "god level social experiment! you kids *snickers* ^__^" --Rustler 20:04, 23 July 2013 (EDT)
Well Matthew, your master plan to shut down 888 sure is taking a long time. Come hang out with us, It'll be fun. --Rustler 14:53, 9 August 2013 (EDT)


Still at it, eh? Are you going through "Hatter Withdrawal"? By the by, how's that whole "banning" me thing workin out for you? Have you kids blocked off the entire western seaboard yet? LOL It's nice to see that even after several weeks of forgetting that you even exist, ED is still apparently siphoning off a rather large chunk of your traffic...which is as it should be. ED's advertisers I'm sure are LOVING your extended support. ^__^

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:02, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Keep your backpedaling in my talk page, thanks. --Rustler 16:19, 9 August 2013 (EDT)
Cute, this shit was still going on. --CuddlyZebesian 15:35, 24 August 2013 (EDT)